Time and the world are changing rapidly, and it will not change according to anyone's will, isn't it? When a certain irresponsible little girl left the world of the last wizard hunter again and prepared to wander in a new world, some changes that happened quietly and subtly were happening...
Because, no one knows what the reason is. Perhaps, it may be the consciousness of the world itself causing trouble? Maybe it's because Annie left her mark on every world she went to? Or is it that her powerful power has unknowingly affected each world, allowing them to brew and evolve in a direction they think is beneficial to them?
Anyway,
Certain changes are happening quietly, no matter whether a little girl pays attention or not, whether she does it intentionally or not, those changes are happening quietly and suddenly in the world she has been 'favored' by. And it has caused the originally disconnected worlds to become extremely connected to each other?
For example:
At this time, on the night streets of New York in a neon world, a bald man wearing a gray cloth robe, the evil-looking and handsome boy, was talking to a well-dressed suit and a bald headband on his head. The majestic men with crescent-shaped gold hoops and buns stood together on the street, looking side by side at the magical vehicles coming and going and the entire world of red wine and greenery, sighing with emotion.
"Amitabha……"
"Wukong..."
"Tell me, was it really wrong for me to take the three of you and a donkey to the West to pray to Buddha and learn Buddhist scriptures? Otherwise, why would God suddenly give instructions and punish me, causing me, my master, and my disciples to live in this thousand-year life? In the future, in a colorful world where monsters and ghosts are rampant, and there are also ghosts and monsters?"
"Amitabha! Good! Good!"
Tang Sanzang, the little monk with his hands clasped together and a look of compassion, looked at the vast world of stories in front of him. He couldn't help but shook his head and sighed, then lowered his head and closed his eyes with a hint of excitement and said heavily. He pronounced the Buddha's name.
"snort……"
"Come on, you still have the nerve to ask me! Who had to cry and make a fuss to get the Western Scripture back then? Who can you blame now that it's come to an end?"
The handsome man in a well-dressed suit, with a crescent-shaped gold hoop on his head and a bun, said sarcastically in annoyance.
That's right, he is the famous Supreme Treasure, the leader of the Ax Gang, plus the Monkey King, Bima Wen, Monkey King and Sun Wukong who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace two thousand years ago!
Recalling that back then, the four of them and one donkey finally made it to the West, but they saw the smiling Li Gongfu waiting in front of the Great Leiyin Temple with his army. He also patted his chest and promised that the other party had already greeted the Buddha. , to ensure that no one would dare to interfere with the four masters and disciples, plus a little donkey, in their pursuit of Buddhist scriptures and their attainment of Buddhahood. The situation he was in was still fresh in his memory now!
To be honest, if they had known that Western Heaven would eventually become the territory of the Song Dynasty, what kind of scriptures would they have taken?
Of course, that was something in the past, so don’t mention it!
"besides!"
"You little brat, how many times have I told you, Lao Sun, that I was your disciple when you were studying for Buddhist scriptures. That's right. It's a matter of principle. You really can't mess around!"
"But after learning the scriptures, I will be your Uncle Monkey! However, you have to call me Uncle Bao... Principles are principles, and seniority is seniority. You little guy, don't make a mistake. Otherwise, I, Old Sun, will ask Thirty Niang to whip you when you go back!"
"You know, back then, I personally changed diapers for you, a little guy, and even chewed rice cereal to feed you. But you dared not recognize anyone by turning your back, and you even dared to call me "Father" directly. name?!"
He glanced at a certain Tang Xiaoseng next to him who had shaved his head and looked even more handsome than himself, the leader of the Ax Gang, and a certain Monkey King who had transformed back into a human and was still wearing a decent suit. After the guy who defeated the Buddha in a fight tightened his tie, he glared at the opponent angrily and corrected him righteously.
"Ahem..."
"Uncle Monkey, can we stop talking about that disgusting thing about chewing rice cereal, okay?"
"Amita Buddha..."
After finally resisting the nauseating impulse, Tang Xiaoseng pronounced the Buddha's name again before carefully admonishing the Monkey King who could not change his monkey appearance even though he had turned into a human.
"correct!"
"Uncle Monkey, let's just leave Uncle Zhu and Uncle Sha alone and come privately to this barbarian country outside the East China Sea. We haven't even had time to inform them yet. Isn't this a bit inappropriate? Too friendly?"
actually,
After learning the scriptures, the four masters and apprentices, who had a rare gathering at the edge of the West Lake in Qiantang County, and the little donkey had just allowed some thief to use some supreme means to cross time and space, cross the world, and arrive here with them. In a completely different world, their master and disciples were not here, but still on the shore of the same bustling West Lake in Hangzhou.
However, later, due to various reasons, Tang Xiaoseng and his Uncle Monkey somersaulted thousands of miles and came to this big city in the United States, where they stayed for several days, until now.
"Unfriendly?"
"Oh! Your little donkey girl, that idiot, and that bald-headed monk are in trouble looking for those stores that sell donkey meat on fire. What's the matter? I said, little monk, is it like three autumns after not seeing you in one day, or is it? Donkey girl, who can't let go of your mobility device, do you want to 'ride' her again?"
"How about? As an uncle, I am a good uncle. I will go and pick them up now?!"
A certain monkey felt that that kind of thing was not difficult. It was just a matter of two somersaults at most, which was much faster than that airplane! Anyway, as long as the guy with a Dharma-like face next to him, the Sandalwood Merit Buddha, nods, he will immediately bring the three people over, ensuring that it will not take more than a minute, and if it exceeds, he will lose.
"!!"
"No no no!"
"Amitabha! Good, good, good..."
"Uncle Monkey, you are in trouble. The poor monk is just talking casually and cares about Uncle Pig and the others. Why do you have to be so serious?"
Seeing that the opponent seemed to be really preparing to fight with Dou Yun and fly to the east land in the west, Tang Xiaoseng felt a chill in his heart. Then with his quick eyes and quick hands, the golden Buddha's light on his hand flashed and he firmly grasped the opponent's wrist in the blink of an eye. , holding the opponent firmly in place, and at least did not let the opponent start a fight.
'...'
'After so many years of learning, donkeys and other things have long been tired of riding crooked, but his Bilian is about the same...'
"Oh, look at Xiao Monk's memory!"
"Uncle Monkey, the poor monk was so interrupted by you that he almost forgot to ask: Now that you have changed into a suit that looks like a human and a dog, where are you going to be happy?"
He muttered something casually, and recalled a little bit about the Bilian he had been destined to have before, and the gentle and elegant little girl who followed him every day and called "Brother Tang", After sighing, Tang Xiaoseng quickly shook his head and continued to ask his Uncle Monkey with an apologetic smile.
"What did you say!"
"Hmph! It's okay to tell you, because I, the old man, found a pretty good nightclub nearby today. I heard it was very interesting, so I want to go have fun tonight?!"
Sun Houhou didn't pay any attention to the questions and sarcasm of his master and nephew, because he was already used to it, so he directly stated his purpose openly.
"Amitabha……"
"Uncle Monkey, we don't have money. In addition to daily needs, you'd better not use leaves to make those colorful heads and necks, right?"
To be honest, Tang Xiaoseng felt that it was very bad for his Uncle Monkey to use leaves to turn money into money, and also acted lavishly. Although Tang Xiaoseng did not show any mercy when he was eating and drinking, he always felt that he would I feel a little bit guilty.
Of course, it's just a little bit, not a lot...and every time, he just needs to pronounce the Buddha's name and it's over, and it won't bother him for too long. After all, no matter what, both of them have become Buddhas, and every move they make has the profound meaning of Buddha, so there is no need to worry too much?
"If you don't need leaves to change, what can you use to change them? Can stones be used?"
The monkey who subconsciously wanted to reach out and pull off dozens of leaves from the green tree on the street to turn into a pile of green Franklin bills with a face value of 100, hesitated for a moment, then turned his head and looked behind him in confusion. Tang Xiaoseng asked.
"this……"
"Amitabha, that's all! The stone is too heavy and even a poor monk feels uncomfortable carrying it, so let's use leaves!!"
The stones were too heavy and difficult to find on the street. There was no other way. After thinking again and again, Tang Xiaoseng still couldn't come up with a good solution. He quickly compromised because he felt that it would be better to use banknotes made from leaves. Carry a little?
"Then what are you talking about?!"
After snorting unhappily, a certain grandson ignored the weird looks from the occasional passers-by. He just wore a decent-looking suit and started to pull hard on the tree on the street. Piles of branches and leaves came down.
Then, he looked around and found that no one was paying attention to him. He quickly removed the branches and left only the leaves, and threw the branches directly into the grass without any sense of ethics.
"Here!"
"Little monk, Uncle Monkey knows that you can't bear to change your own banknotes to deceive others, so Uncle Monkey has changed your share. Here are a hundred bills, so you can save some money!"
A certain grandson directly stuffed a thick wad of green banknotes into the cuffs of the bald Monk Tang's loose gray monk's robe.
"I can't do it! I can't do it, Uncle Monkey!"
"Amitabha……"
Although he said, "I can't do it," Tang Xiaoseng had no intention of refusing. Instead, he thoughtfully opened his cuffs, revealing the built-in Qiankun bag for storing things, so that the other party could help him more easily. Stuff it in.
In short,
Tang Xiaoseng himself will definitely not use magic to change money to deceive others, even if the other party is a barbarian country!
However, if it was conjured by someone else...
For example, if his monkey uncle conjured it up and gave it to him with good intentions, then he would be disrespectful! Isn't that a very good saying? :'Is it true that "if you are given a gift by an elder, you dare not refuse it; if you refuse it without respect, you will be well-deserved"? Therefore, in order to live up to his Uncle Monkey's kindness, Tang Xiaoseng had no choice but to spend it reluctantly.
"snort!"
"Okay, okay, Tang Xiaoseng, after two days in this world, I am really quite strange. So, I am going to the disco now. Do you want to go with me?"
After finishing the conversation and giving the other party money that would definitely prevent him from starving to death, Monkey Sun, who felt that his differences were mutually exclusive, was ready to go out for his own nightlife.
"Well..."
Obviously, Tang Xiaoseng was a little hesitant. Of course, maybe he wanted to be a little pretentious?
"Hey~!"
"Forget it, I have forgotten that you are a monk, and you will definitely not go there! Because there are many blond fairies with great figures in that nightclub, so I have to dress decently tonight A little, so that I can subdue them and avoid being laughed at by them that I, the old grandson, jumped out of the mountains!"
After tightening the red tie on his suit shirt, and then patting the grass clippings and tree dust on his suit that had just been stained by pulling leaves to cash in, a certain Sun Monkey planned to set off to carry out his mission. That glorious and great cause of conquering demons?
I remember back then, when we were studying in the West, all those female goblins were seduced by Tang Xiaoseng, who looked like a human and a dog. He, the monkey, was very unhappy! And now, they have come to this colorful world, and it seems that they can't find a way to go back for the time being. Therefore, without certain constraints, he, the leader of the Ax Gang, is ready to resume some old businesses that have been shelved for a long time. .
"!!"
"Wait, Wukong..."
However, just as a certain monkey had time to turn around, he was stopped by his master and nephew, and then at some point, a smooth and warm hand firmly grasped his wrist?
"What are you doing? If you call me 'Wukong' again, I'll fall out!"
"Let go! This is me... This is the famous watch 'Pamajoni' that my grandson made out of tree branches. Please be gentle and don't break its appearance!!"
If ordinary people were to scratch, they would definitely not be able to break the expensive suit and the famous watch that is said to be worth eighty-five wads of 100-face-value leaf banknotes!
However, if it is Tang Xiaoseng who possesses magical power, it will be different, because the other party is a real Buddha, and if you are not careful, it will be really destroyed! Therefore, when it comes to whether he can subdue the goblin tonight, he cannot help but be more cautious.
"Amitabha……"
"Uncle Monkey, the Buddha said: If I don't go to hell, who will? In order to surrender those barbarian demons as soon as possible, in order to eliminate this colorful world where material desires, demons, and monsters are rampant, today I have given up this body of Dharma to accompany you. You go to that nightclub and try it out!"
"It's good, it's good..."
"Uncle Monkey, you can lead the way!!"
As soon as he put his hands together, a certain Tang Xiaoseng, under the supreme Buddha's light, instantly transformed into a man wearing colorful beach clothes, flip-flops on his feet, a pair of sunglasses on his eyes, and a street lamp on his head. A handsome bald guy with a shiny head.
This was what he had seen a handsome barbarian wearing before, so he imitated it. As for the cloth shoes and leggings and the gray-brown country monk robe, they were instantly gone. As the saying goes, when one goes to the countryside, do as the Romans do. In order to subdue those monsters, Tang Xiaoseng also risked his life.
"!!"
"Little monk, be careful, I will tell Thirty Niang when I go back! Also, you have so many female goblins at home, and the beautiful king of the daughter country is guarding you, why do you still come to talk to me? In this muddy water, why bother to rob those vulgar fairies?"
"Didn't you provoke enough goblins on your way to the West to learn scriptures?!"
Think about it, whenever you encounter a beautiful female fairy on the way to seek Buddhist scriptures, this thief-minded bald donkey must be the first one to pick up the Zen staff and get on it!
When encountering difficult men, or male monsters with magic weapons, this bald thief would either complain about arm soreness or waist and leg pain... Now, after so many years, the other party has provoked so many monsters and is still noisy. After the whole house became restless, why didn't you know how to restrain yourself a little bit?
So, as the elder of the other party, Uncle Monkey felt that it was necessary to mention and correct some of the other party's evil deeds? Besides, they have become Buddhas now, and they are all people with status. They can no longer act recklessly like in the past, and they always have to take care of their face.
"Amitabha……"
"It seems that Uncle Monkey is still obsessed with you... What does 'provoking' mean, and where does the word 'provoke' come from?"
"Don't you hear that 'Bodhi has no tree, and the mirror is not a stand, there is nothing in the first place, how can it cause dust?' If I become a Buddha, what can be polluted? Furthermore, it is written in the "Prajnaparamita Heart Sutra" : 'Form is emptiness, emptiness is form', 'The wine and color pass through the intestines, and the Buddha sits in his heart'?"
"So Uncle Monkey, you have to know that all conditioned dharma is like a dream. Only by knowing the mind can you see your true nature. Only by following your original mind can you realize Bodhi. Do you understand?"
Seeing that the other party did not intend to take him there, and seeing that the other party actually moved out his mother and those goblins in who-knows-where world, Tang Xiaoseng felt a tremble in his heart, and then he figured out something. Soon he became brave again and started to argue with the other party.
After chatting for a while, he looked at the monkey in front of him with meaningful eyes, who seemed a little stunned. Moreover, because he didn't study, he was unwise, and because he didn't recite Buddha's name, he didn't know Zen.
She was influenced by a powerful young lady from a young age and was instilled with a lot of messy knowledge. When she grew up, she was still resentful that her childhood sweetheart Bi Lian wanted to marry someone else. Ye Buzhen's! And now that he has finally arrived in this strange world of flowers, how could he stop his pursuit of conquering demons?
"Nonsence!"
"You little thief is very cunning! Let go! I believe you are a fool! Go find somewhere else to play by yourself, don't follow me all day long!!"
After spitting at the other party, a certain monkey slapped it hard, intending to shake off the other party's hand, and then prepared to run away alone. Determined not to wear a certain appearance, which might be a little bit better than him, and it might even be possible. Will fight out halfway and snatch the dead bald donkey of his own goblin.
after all,
The other party is rich now, and the city is so big with so many nightclubs. Wouldn’t the other party find a place by himself? Furthermore, the other party has now become a Buddha, has vast supernatural powers, and has an immortal golden body, so he cannot die easily. There is no need for him to guard and protect the other party all day long.
"Uncle Monkey!"
"I have become a Buddha, I am a Buddha! If you stop me, you are a devil!"
Since he was able to make up his mind to go get Buddhist scriptures instead of Bilian, and could bear to watch her marry that brat from Xu Xian's family, what is he still afraid of now? Therefore, when Tang Xiaoseng saw a dead monkey planning to eat alone, he threatened him fiercely.
"Yo?!"
"My wings have become stiff. I want to fight with you, Uncle Monkey? Tsk, tsk, boy, I am not looking down on you. I think I am no match for you when it comes to talking nonsense or chanting scriptures. In terms of fighting ability, I can't deal with you." With your small body, I don’t even need to use the Golden Cudgel, can you believe it?”
Seeing that the other party dared to play rough tricks with him, Monkey Sun, who was dressed like a human and a dog, took a step back. Then he looked at the other party up and down, then shook his head and said regretfully.
"Amitabha, so good, so good..."
"Uncle Monkey, if that's the case, you can go on your own! Don't worry, as a teacher, I will definitely not tell Aunt Jingjing secretly. I dare to promise you in the name of Buddha..."
Seeing that the other party was really determined not to take him out for a romantic trip, Tang Xiaoseng became anxious. Then his heart became ruthless, his mouth became anxious, and he blurted out something like a whisper in his sleep.
However, as to whether it was just a verbal threat or whether he was actually prepared to put it into practice, I am afraid only he would know.
"you!!"
"Okay! Okay! Okay! Tang Xiaoseng, you are so cruel!!"
The Monkey King, Monkey King, and a certain gang leader trembled and pointed at each other, then thought of some terrible things, and finally gave up. Then they waved their hands bitterly, lowered their heads, turned around quietly, and began to lead the way.
"Amitabha!!"
Seeing that his goal had been achieved, and seeing that the other party was not prepared to go and 'subdue the demons' alone, Tang Xiaoseng was secretly happy and once again clasped his hands together and pronounced the Buddha's name, he hurriedly said, 'Bata! Bah! ' He dragged his beach flip-flops and chased the uncle in front of him who was dressed like a human and a dog.
'Uncle Monkey, are there really goblins in that nightclub? '
'have……'
A certain monkey answered feebly, and he regretted telling the other person.
'how many? '
'a lot of…….'
There are indeed many, but whether they can surrender depends on their own abilities. Otherwise, the monkey will not be able to conjure up a suit and a famous watch. Originally, he wanted to get a car, but he hadn't learned how to drive it yet, so he had to give it up for now.
'What kind of goblin is that? '
'The kind that has a bulging front and a raised back, and clothes that don't attach to the body...'
'That's good, that's good. What's the point of this? '
'What, what do you want? '
'Uncle Monkey, the young monk must subdue them tonight and guide them to convert...'
'...'
In this way, the two guys, neither old nor young, not like masters and apprentices, nor uncles and nephews, walked side by side on the street talking about topics of mutual interest while strolling towards their destination. .
…
However, just when they were about to continue discussing the important matters of conquering demons and accumulating merit, someone suddenly stood up from the street and shouted to them:
"You two..."
"Hello!!"
"??"
I don’t know how far we walked, maybe one block, maybe two?
Anyway, at this time, when the two turned the corner, suddenly, two guys in black suits and sunglasses on the side of the street suddenly stepped out and called out to Tang Xiaoseng and Sun Wukong. However, they acted as if they didn't hear anything, continued to think about their own thoughts, and continued walking forward arm in arm.
"stop!"
"Those two in front are you, stop right there!"
"Both of you!"
"Can you guys wait a moment?"
Seeing that the two people ignored their dissuasion and turned a blind eye, Coulson and Melinda looked at each other, then swayed and stood in front of the two weirdos again at an extremely fast speed. He stepped forward and once again reached out his hand to stop and shouted to stop the other party.
"!!"
"Who are you?"
"..."
"Amitao Buddha..."
Having no choice, Sun Houhou and his own Tang Xiaoseng looked at each other and said in unison.
Of course, the one who asked was just the grumpy grandson monkey. Tang Xiaoseng, who was now like a handsome bald boy, just announced the Buddha's name with one hand and didn't pay too much attention to the two people in front of him.
Because, forget about the half-bald man, as for the goblin next to him...
Well, that's not his goblin, because the other person only has murderous and evil aura, and is entangled in cause and effect without any demon aura. Therefore, when he feels that it should not be the person that Tang Xiaoseng is responsible for saving, he I have no intention of taking too much care. Even if the other party is going to sink into hell, I'm afraid I can only let the other party go!
"Both of you!"
"That's right, we are from the Bear Shield Bureau. You have been in our city for a few days, and we have been quietly observing you for a while. Can we have a chat?"
Coulson relaxed a little after seeing that the two of them had no bad words and no intention of attacking.
"For example, which planet did you come from?"
"Also, don't you know that the Earth has now been taken over by our Bear Shield Bureau? If you two are coming here for vacation, you will need to go through quarantine and registration first..."
After explaining his purpose and identity, Colson sighed inwardly.
Because, I don’t know what happened recently, but they actually discovered that there are many worlds that are overlapping each other, just like the same earth has different dimensions and different worlds? Anyway, the Bear Shield Bureau has not figured it out yet, and the Academy of Science of the Federation of Heroes in the Keprulu Sector, which has close ties with their Bear Shield Bureau, has also not been able to figure it out!
so,
After many weirdos have appeared in this world, and many heroes and ordinary people in their own world have disappeared inexplicably, they are now in a state of distress, and they can only bite the bullet and busy around the world, and or arrest , or surveillance, or like now, starting to come into contact with these outsiders who suddenly broke in for unknown reasons and origins?
"..."
"Xiao Monk, what is the Bear Shield Bureau?"
A certain monkey said that he had never known that there was such a thing called the 'Bear Shield Bureau'. Therefore, he was puzzled and looked at the person next to him who claimed to have read the Four Books, Five Classics and other miscellaneous books since he was a child, and could also recite silently. The eminent Buddhist monk of the Song Dynasty who had thousands of Buddhist scriptures.
"I've never heard of it, but it sounds like a government official in this world?"
Tang Xiaoseng also said that he was relatively familiar with things in the Song Dynasty and the West, and had some friendship with those female fairies, female kings and princesses... However, for this world outside the ocean and still different He really didn't know much about the government here in the United States.
Think about it, they traveled thousands of miles to get the scriptures from the Great Leiyin Temple in the West. At most, they crossed a few big rivers, but they definitely didn't cross any ocean.
"Both of you?"
"Can you tell me? We actually don't have any malicious intentions, because we know that you have some magical abilities and are very curious about where you come from. This is our routine work... Of course, there are some other things Registration and precautions, can you spare some time?”
After looking at each other and seeing Melinda take out an instrument to analyze and scan the powerful and weird energy fluctuations on the two of them and start recording, Colson took off the sunglasses on his nose. , asked with a smile with a relatively kind and friendly expression.
Although the contact this time was a bit sudden, given that he was a little busy at work recently, he couldn't care too much.
"Two donors!"
"We masters and disciples came from the Eastern Song Dynasty, and we want to go to the West to worship Buddha..."
Subconsciously, Tang Xiaoseng, who was already familiar with the interrogation of certain officials and road bullies, almost said the words he often said back then... However, fortunately, the monkey on the side nudged him with his elbow. He soon came to his senses.
"Amitabha……"
Realizing that the experience of seeking Buddhist scriptures from the West still had such a great impact on him, Tang Xiaoseng sighed and hurriedly clasped his hands together and whispered the Buddha's name.
"..."
"..."
Colson and Melinda's hearts moved, and then they looked at each other silently.
Obviously, the two of them, who have no obstacles in communicating with any country in the world, any language, or even with aliens, have initially judged some key words such as "donor" and "Amitabha" that the other party just said. There is valuable information out there!
However, they don't know exactly where the Eastern Land Song Dynasty is and what kind of place it is...
"Let's do this, you two!"
"If possible, can you go back with us to the New York branch to register?"
"Please don't be nervous, and please trust us. We won't waste too much of your time. We don't have any other intentions. We just want to make sure that you are not in any danger, and explain some things to pay attention to, and then explain it to you two. After our world, we will definitely give you a pass."
"Look, my car 'Laura' is parked over there. Can you come with us?"
While smiling and extending his hand, Coulson snapped his fingers, and soon, his sexy red convertible slowly drove over and stopped on the curb next to the four of them.
Because the two of them are not like those treacherous and evil people, and they have never harmed anyone. This is the main reason why the two senior leaders of the Bear Shield Bureau can come here to contact each other! Therefore, Coulson found that the other party was very easy to communicate with and felt that talking on the street was not good, so Colson invited him.
That's these two people. If they were replaced by other unreasonable guys who rely on their abilities to do whatever they want, I'm afraid they would be greeted by the Bear Shield Bureau's special affairs strike team, or even more powerful revenge. Alliance.
"Hello!"
"Xiao Monk, do we want to follow?"
As the saying goes, don't hit someone with a smiling face, so when I saw two guys who were polite and sounded like they were from the government, I frowned and couldn't make up my mind. A well-dressed monkey turned into a human-like monkey. Then he turned sideways and asked softly towards Tang Xiaoseng beside him.
He himself definitely doesn't want to go, he doesn't like the government, and he doesn't like the people in the government! You must know that his reincarnation was a bandit leader, and he was very taboo with the government. Even if he now has an epiphany and gained the memory and abilities of the Monkey King, the Monkey King, some subconsciousness is still difficult to get rid of.
"Amitabha……"
"Uncle Monkey, I don't want to deal with the official uniforms of this world. Now I just want to subdue demons. Otherwise, you should just lead the way. Let's first subdue those misguided goblins you mentioned. ?”
To be honest, when he went to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, he, Tang Xiaoseng, had had enough of interrogating the government departments, charging road bullies and cruel officials who made things difficult along the way. Therefore, since there is no need to go to the Western Heaven to obtain Buddhist scriptures anymore, He didn't need to look at the official's face, and he didn't need to stamp the certificate, so he didn't want to pay attention to the two people in front of him.
Now that Tang Xiaoseng has finally become a Buddha, how can he be bound by these secular mortals and rules again? You know, except for his mother, even the Buddha can't control him, Tang Xiaoseng, and he has always turned a blind eye! !
"No problem! I'll change!"
'Good, good, good...'
After a well-dressed handsome guy in a suit snapped his fingers and a bald boy bowed his head and chanted the Buddha's name, soon, Colson and Melinda were stunned for a moment, and the two of them were in the blink of an eye. Just disappeared.
"!!"
"Damn it! Coulson, where are they?"
The target disappeared out of thin air. Melinda immediately became anxious, then quickly put away the instrument in her hand, turned around and started searching.
"..."
"I don't know. Neither the anti-invisibility equipment of the ghost suit nor the detection module on the universal tool detected them. It shouldn't be invisibility, but some kind of ability to shift positions?"
"Melinda, I'm afraid they have left now and are no longer here..."
Colson frowned and quickly worked on his left wrist. He turned around and scanned a radius of 100 meters. Then he gave up helplessly and was not ready to do that again. Something destined to be in vain.
"Then what should we do now?"
"How about we call the Special Task Force and ask them to take those two guys back and question them properly?"
Although the Bear Shield Bureau is now so short of manpower that they have begun to borrow a large number of people from the Inhumans and X-Force... However, now that the two came out this time and returned without success, Melinda felt a little annoyed. At the same time, he became ruthless and planned to be hard on the two people just now.
Because this earth is their earth. For those strange outsiders, if they cannot communicate normally, for the safety of this world, the best way is to capture them or simply eliminate them?
"No……"
"Forget it, Melinda. At least the two of them are relatively honest. They don't look like the kind of people who can't communicate, nor are they the kind of dangerous people who just rely on their abilities to do whatever they want. So let's continue to observe!"
"Anyway, as long as they are still on Earth, they don't have to run away, so let's go back first. It's been a tiring day."
After thinking about it, Coulson felt that it might be useless to continue to pester him, so he decided to just do this for today's tentative contact. Then, after their agents collected more information about the two people, Once you know more, plan a solid course of action.
"God! I almost forgot!"
"Melinda, where is the man-eating two-headed ogre we finally caught a few days ago? How is it doing now?"
After shaking his head, Coulson sighed and was about to go back. Suddenly he remembered that they had spent a lot of effort and even dispatched the Avengers to successfully subdue and capture alive a few days ago. A magical two-headed ogre.
"snort!"
"What else can we do? Just lock him up!"
Melinda said angrily, and took the lead to turn around and open Colson's car door, got into the passenger seat of Colson's baby sports car 'Laura' and fastened her seat belt.
"Oh? It hasn't been dealt with yet?"
Coulson quickly followed and sat in the driver's seat.
He knew about the two-headed ogre. Ordinary light weapons were completely ineffective against it. Coupled with the other party's terrifying magic, it caused quite a stir at the time.
"There's no way to deal with it..."
Melinda rested her head on the pillow of the seat, and then sighed quietly.
"Why can't it be handled?"
"Because...it said it knows our little Annie!!"
"!!"
"No way?"
Coulson expressed some disbelief. He felt that such a cruel and ferocious creature with a stench all over its body should not be a creature favored by a little guy.
"Why not?"
"It says it is the ogre general of the Defias Republic, and their queen is called Vanessa VanCleef, and its queen has a very good relationship with our little guy, and the Defias Republic is Azerra It belongs to the Si Empire, and that little guy is the emperor of the empire and the cute leader of the Flame Alliance, so no one dares to touch it now, so we can only lock it up first!"
Melinda was still very angry when she thought of this incident.
In order to catch the two-headed ogre that suddenly appeared and made a big fuss in the city, they, the Bear Shield Bureau, spent a lot of effort, but in the end... after defeating the opponent, they finally discovered that the opponent was probably An ally?
"But cannibalism is illegal!"
Although he knew that the other party had a reason for eating people, Colson felt that it was wrong for the other party to eat people, and the impact it caused was too bad. No matter what the result was, they, the Bear Shield Bureau, would definitely not let the other party leave easily.
"So we lock it up now!"
"I don't know how to deal with it specifically yet. Anyway, let's lock it up for now. The director is still worried about other things. Is there anything to deal with that ugly guy?"
After pressing a button and adjusting the seat to a lying position, Melinda waved her hand feebly, signaling Colson to drive the car back quickly, because she was already very tired and had been out in the middle of the night. If she ran a mission and failed, she must not be in a good mood.
"By the way, what is it called? That guy seems to be magical, even Tony Stark's guy was beaten enough without preparation. It will be burned out a lot of neighborhoods! "
"Well……"
"The name of the leader of the people of the people seems to be called Grabotok?"
For a long time, Melinda, who was closed with her eyes, recalled the somewhat mouthful name.
"That's it..."
Nodded and saw that his companion was tired, Carson stopped asking more, but started to start the car.
"!!"
"I said Laura, can you let me drive myself?"
'Sorry, Mr.! '
'Automotive Laura rejected your order ...'
'But please rest assured, Laura will make you return home comfortably. '
"..."
"All right!"
After seeing that Laura raised his armpaurus with his own claims, and began to merge into the traffic flow in New York, there was no way. Carson had to let go of his car's steering wheel to make it stable and comfortable. The ultra -high speed moves forward quickly in the traffic, and from time to time, it surpasses a high -tech sports car in front of it, so that many of those who do n’t know which rich sons who fall behind them are irritable. The speaker ...
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In the Caribbean Sea, in the huge palace of the five -fireball gods, a little girl was lying on her throne with a frustration, holding a communicator and the bear shield and the Kipruxing District. Senior officials conduct video communication with across planes.
"..."
(눈_눈)
"People know it! Isn't they looking for the reason now? Can you not bother you first? Rest assured, you will definitely be at a high speed when you find the reason!"
₍₍(̨̡‾᷄ᗣ‾᷅)̧̢₎₎
"OK……"
(*¯︶¯*)
"I know, just call the call that you can't solve. You won't go anywhere at this time. I will definitely help you solve the trouble in time. I promise!"
(๑•̀▽•́ฅ)
"..."
(｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)
"..."
(lll￢ω￢)
"Okay! Okay!"
s(・｀ヘ´・;)ゞ
"Isn't there that the Lord God? People will let it help to coordinate, should you always rest assured?!"
`(#Д´) ╭☞ ╭☞!
Annie, who felt impatient, was angry and jumped directly from his throne, and turned off the communication directly from his throne! Then, she started to turn around, and began to study the magic images entangled by the world in front of her.
For a long time, there seemed to be a good way to separate them in a good way, so she was annoyed, waved her hands in anger, and turned off it directly.
(Dear little master, for so long, have you not found a way?
(●￣(ｴ)￣●)
—— Seeing the movement of his little master, Tibes jumped up from the table and moved to the other party's follow -up and asked. )
"Don't bother you!"
o(´^｀)o
"Anyway! Tibes, people don't want to care about it now, love it !!"
O(╥﹏╥)o
The messy worlds are entangled, and even countless earths and universe overlap with different dimensions and even have some intersections. She wants to slowly give this world to Li that is not so easy ... … And if you have to separate with brute force, it is likely to cause huge damage or even a certain world to completely collapse and die?
Therefore, Xiao Anni, who has no way to take a while, simply decided to ignore it first, ready to look at it for a while! Anyway, all this pile of world now belongs to her. This seems to be pretty good?
That's right, the best solution that Xiao Anni has thought of is: listen to it! If it is ugly, it is ignored! If you say a little better, that is, you need to "observe secretly" first?
(…)
ε=(´㉨｀●)))Alas
"Eh?"
∑(´△｀)? !
"Sister Yiluvita? Ah! It's been a long time since I saw it, is it better than you now? Hey hehe ..."
ー (*ー `*) ﾉ゛ Thank you ♪
"Why do your Middle -earth world have been merged, and people don't know ..."
ヽ(￣ω￣〃)ゝ
"ah……"
(･´ω`･)
"Do you say that many people in you are gone, and there are many strange guys?"
(〃'▽'〃)
"Um……"
(〃´- ω ω)
"People know, it will let people deal with ..."
… (__) ｜ Wall reflection
"That Gan Daofu is gone? Um! Um! I would pay attention, if anyone found him, they would tell you!"
(๑‾ꇴ‾๑)Great! Goodbye~!
…
"Tibbers..."
(๑վ‸վ๑)
"It seems that things are getting bigger ..."
٩(ŏ﹏ŏ、)۶
It has just ended the call with the Xiong Shield Bureau and the Kipruxing District, and was also the master of the Middle -earth world who was merged into his world in the world who didn't know. Xiao Anni, who came to the door to talk, just lay on the throne of his five -fireball gods and rolled up after the call just ended.
(…)
(●￣(ｴ)￣●)
(It is definitely useless to call it Tibbus, because Tibes will only have some lords at most. As for the kind of high knowledge about the world, the knowledge of the universe, the kind of knowledge above the creator, It is definitely incompetent.)
"Forget it! No matter it! Or sleep !!"
-= ¦ (3 [▓])
I do n’t understand, and Xiao Anni, who thought about it, finally felt that it was still the case, so she pulled a quilt and shrank directly to prepare to pretend to be an ostrich! If you can't see those troublesome things, maybe she will not feel a headache?
Anyway, it is useless to come to her now. She must have a safe and effective way to solve that super troublesome problem! !
For example: a little monk who did not learn well ran to the world of Huohuo Xiong Shield to find fairy fights; a certain name named Gan Daofu was actually a mage with melee madness. What kind of thing is to run to plant mushrooms everywhere?
You know, Queen Annie is also a victim herself. She is two big heads now. What can she do? Could it be that she will use brute force to pull out those worlds with signs of fusion regardless of the consequences? !
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