"..."
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Seeing a visiting young lady working in her kitchen, making a clanging sound with kitchen utensils that were extremely advanced for this world, little Annie expressed her suspicions. She didn't quite believe that she was talking to her family. Even the noobs can come up with something that is edible and satisfying!
However, after watching it for a while, she didn't want to have high expectations, so she had to sit on the sofa again and continue to nibble on her snacks.
Since the battle in Xiqi City, a certain troubled little girl who had gained a lot of strange little toys (magic weapons) had nothing to do and returned to the top of Chuyun Peak in Cuiping Mountain. Naturally, he once again returned to his usual ideal and happy life of eating, sleeping, and playing bears.
(…)
??????????Um? ? ?
Bang! !
There was a sound of something falling to the ground and breaking. Obviously, the young lady must have dropped some dishes or porcelain on the ground...
But it doesn't matter, anyway, the other party is a god, and he is also a Daluo Jinxian. Even if he can't use the low-level and efficient spell of 'Restore as before', the other party must have other good methods, and some Taoist and immortal magic to break the broken pieces. The dishes were cleared or restored to their original state.
Therefore, little Annie, who was lying on the sofa and watching cartoons in this world of cultivating immortals, was not worried at all about what was going on in the kitchen. She just thought it was a noise or something!
Bang! !
This time, the sound was louder. I don’t know what fell to the floor again. Anyway, it was definitely not something fragile like a plate or glass, because Anne didn’t hear the sound of breaking.
"..."
(lll￢ω￢)
"Hey! Sister Bixiao, are you sure you really know how to cook?!"
∑(??△｀)? !
Finally, after watching TV for a while and listening to the louder noises coming from the kitchen, for the sake of her own dinner, little Annie still felt that if she didn't want to deal with the meal with fruits or snacks, it would be best to intervene a little bit. Ichiban?
"certainly……"
puff! !
Something soft fell to the hard kitchen floor with a thud.
"No problem! Don't worry!!"
The voice of Fairy Bixiao from Sanxian Island came from the kitchen, but her tone was a little hasty and a little annoyed. Obviously, the matter was not as simple as she said?
"Um……"
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"Then I want to eat steak with rice today! I want three chunks of steak, more soup, no eggs, but can I have a little less rice?"
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If it is white rice, little Annie will definitely not like it, even if there are vegetables!
However, if it is the kind of rice bowl made with steak, as long as two more thick steaks are added, a little more delicious soup is poured on it, and a few fresh vegetables are added, she can still make it. Eat a big plate of it!
After all, the kind of rice and vegetables that are pollution-free, pesticide-free, chemical fertilizer-free, and genetically modified, are quite good, and they are definitely much better than those bugs produced on the heavily polluted earth in future generations that will not be eaten!
"..."
"I can't cook steak rice..."
After a while, when little Annie thought that the other party was already working hard and was about to click on the next cartoon, the angry voice of Miss Bixiao came faintly from the kitchen.
"Then let's have beef stew with potatoes, but the beef should be cut into larger pieces and the potatoes should be smaller?!"
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Indeed, Annie thought about it and felt that the steak rice was really too complicated for the beginner and the spicy Miss Bixiao, so she had to order a super simple one.
"..."
"I don't know how to do this either..."
The faint voice came out again, and at the same time, the sounds in the kitchen stopped. Apparently, a certain little girl who was bad and picky about food was a little troubled by Bi Xiao.
"That's it..."
|??˙??˙)! !
"The roast beef is okay, right? But remember to put less chili pepper and cumin, but you can put more Sichuan peppercorns?!"
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"!!"
"This won't do either..."
A voice coming from the kitchen became a little quieter, but the resentment seemed to be getting louder and louder?
"Really..."
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"You can't do this or that, so how dare you say you can cook?!"
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With a look of disgust on her face, little Annie waved her hand and turned off the TV. She hugged the pillow on the sofa and buried her little head into the soft pillow.
really……
That Miss Bixiao didn't know how to cook at all. She shouldn't have had too much expectations for him just now, and she shouldn't have let him cook dinner for her on Xiaobai's behalf! !
"Damn little guy!"
"You must have done it on purpose, right? I just came from Sanxian Island. I only caught two big crabs, a prawn and a shark for you on the way. I never said there was beef! Now three choices One, which one do you want to eat?!"
Finally, Fairy Bi Xiao, who couldn't help but feel resentful, wore an apron and came out of the slightly messy kitchen. She also carried a half-cooked prawn in her hand and cut off the large tongs that could pinch people. sea crabs and a small white shark that refused to rest in silence.
Fairy Bixiao said that she didn't have beef here. If the other party really wanted to eat it, she could consider going out and killing the minotaur guarding the mountain gate, and then cutting it into two pieces and bringing it back!
"..."
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"I've eaten shark a few times, but it's not very tasty. I'd rather eat prawns and crabs..."
=??????(?????????`;)
Seeing the angry look of the other party, little Annie had no choice but to stare at the angry and dirty face of the other party for two seconds before reluctantly choosing crabs and prawns.
“Remember to remove the shells of the prawns and braise them, and steam the crabs!”
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"that……"
"Miss Bixiao, why did you chop off the pincers of that big crab?!"
|??)????Hmm?
After making her choice, little Annie felt that there was something wrong with the big crab just now, and then she curiously asked again.
"..."
"If you have ever been clawed, you will be like me and want to chop every crab's claws into pieces before cooking them!!"
After being immersed for a while, a voice full of resentment floated out.
"ah?"
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(…)
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"correct!"
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"Sister Bixiao, where are your eldest sisters Yunxiao, eldest sister Qiongxiao and uncle Zhao Gongming? Why don't you bring them with you when you come here to play?!"
o(??????????) o??
A few days ago, little Annie had found the twenty-four Dinghai Divine Beads among the messy magic weapons poured out from the Hunyuan Golden Dou, and then used the twenty-four marble-like things to form a Using the twenty-four meridians of the human body, she reshaped the physical body of Uncle Zhao Gongming, just like the Nezha she had seen before?
However, what she did was much better than that Nezha made with lotus flowers and lotus leaves! Anyway, Uncle Zhao was so excited at the time that he couldn't wait to leave the next day and ran back to practice. It was only today that Miss Bixiao came here to visit him again!
"..."
"Brother Zhao Gongming is practicing in seclusion. He must adapt to his new innate Tao body as soon as possible. Sister Qiongxiao is protecting him at Sanxian Island. He can't do without it for the time being..."
"Sister Yunxiao, she went to Biyou Palace yesterday to meet her master, Master Tongtian, and she may not be back now!"
As the sounds of busy pots and pans rang out in the kitchen, Bixiao's voice that became relaxed and happy again came out again.
"oh……"
"So that's what it's like..."
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At this time, outside the foothills of Kunlun Mountain...
Uh-huh! !
Suddenly, there was a soft sound in the air. Deng Chanyu, who had been waiting for a long time in this unknown valley, finally saw the figure of a certain little kid. Then she was shocked and waited until she confirmed that the person was intact. , she hurriedly greeted him.
"Why did it take so long?"
"What's going on? Have you got that magic whip?!"
She had been waiting here for a full two or three hours, and she had been worried about whether something had happened. But now, seeing the other party come back intact, she finally let go of what she had been holding on to. , and turned to care about the 'divine whip'.
"Of course I got it. Can you see if there are any failures when I go out?"
Nezha took out the magic whip and stuffed it directly into Deng Chanyu's hand.
The Divine Whip is one of the treasures of the teachings. It is made from a wooden whip collected by the Antarctic Immortal from the Kunlun Mountains under the orders of Emperor Yuanshi. It is three feet, six inches and a half long, with twenty-one sections each. There are four high-grade talismans in each festival, adding up to a total of 84 talismans. It is a magical weapon to deal with the immortal gods below Daluo Jinxian. It is also said that it is integrated with the list of gods. In the future, the immortals on the list will be targeted. ?
However, Nezha has not been able to confirm this statement. After all, he has not yet begun to become a god, so he does not know what is going on.
"Xiao Chanyu, you may not know that Jiang Ziya is really difficult to deal with!!"
"I just asked him casually, but who would have thought that that guy could be so eloquent and tell a lot of nonsense. Fortunately, I am not a real Heavenly Lord, otherwise, I would really be a Don’t you have the shame to continue asking him for this thing?!”
Thinking about Jiang Ziya, who seemed to have all the skills of defense, counterargument, etc., Nezha couldn't help but secretly wipe the cold sweat from his forehead. If he hadn't known that the other party had nothing to do with the Lord God, he almost thought that the other party had exchanged those useless skills!
Fortunately, in the end, he didn't reveal his secret, and directly used Tianzun's majesty to force him to hand over the divine whip and the central Wuji apricot yellow flag. At any rate, he bought one and got one free, earning a powerful magic weapon? It's a pity that he didn't dare to carry the Wuji apricot yellow flag with him, let alone use it. He just made up his mind to sell it directly to the Lord God when he returned to Cuiping Mountain! He felt that the central Wujixinghuang flag was one of the five innate flags, and its defensive ability was second only to the Xuanhuang Exquisite Tower of Heaven and Earth. No matter how dark the main god was, it would still be a contribution to the sect that could sell for 1.8 million yuan at least. Order it?
But he won't talk about this matter to the little Chanyu in front of him, otherwise, the other party will also join him and share half of it when they meet. Then he just took such a big risk and deceived one more thing. If the magic weapon comes, it’s not worth it!
"Is this the magic whip?"
Looking at the light wooden short whip in his hand, Deng Chanyu waved it, not thinking there was anything strange or powerful about it.
"It should be right. I have turned into the appearance of Tianzun. That Jiang Ziya, how dare he pretend to fool me?"
"But the eighty-four talismans on this thing require Yuqing Taoism and formulas to be refined. Even I can't do it. You'd better stop making random gestures and go back to Cuiping Mountain first. It's too dangerous here. If it’s discovered, we won’t be able to eat and walk around!!”
Looking around, Nezha, who had just done something wrong, always felt that there seemed to be a pair of eyes looking at him. Even though he felt that everything was in danger, he still felt that he should run back to the Izuyun Peak of Cuiping Mountain where the Fire Immortal and the Lord God were suppressing him. , maybe it will be safer?
"!!"
"That's right! It's not safe here. Let's use our master's magic to go back directly!!"
After saying that, Deng Chanyu didn't wait for Nezha's reaction. She got the magic whip and was about to go back to hand in the task and hack 95,000 sect contribution points. She directly used the flame technique and used the magic weapon to return to the sect. The Shadow Flame skill disappeared directly into a ball of dark flames.
"Hey! Wait for me!!"
Immediately afterwards, little Nezha, who had deceived one more magic weapon and was ready to go back to make a fortune, also disappeared in a ball of dark flames.
…
Ever since Taishang Laojun’s mount Qingniu Jing, that is, the one-horned green bull or the flat-horned green bull, was captured alive by the pet flame giant bear of a little girl, the Flame Immortal, during the battle in Xiqi City. After that, there was no longer any Green Bull Spirit in the world, but the one-horned Si King who was armed with a steel gun, had infinite strength, had vast supernatural powers, and had three heads and six arms, with overwhelming power!
Of course, it is fortunate that its green bull spirit has become a spirit, and can still speak human words at critical moments, praying for mercy and mercy. Otherwise, the beautiful drop-shaped cave of Yunfeng Flame Immortal in Cuiping Mountain now 'In its special freezer, maybe there are many of its body parts and a certain piece of tender meat stored on it?
In short, the current King Dujiao Si no longer misses the days when he served as a mount for Lao Jun...
Because, now he has obtained the sect bracelet from the main god's Great Light Sphere at the Chuyun Peak in Cuiping Mountain, and has become a glorious disciple of the Great Fire Immortal. He has lived a life of carefree happiness, freedom, and no relationship with the cows. The good life of being shy and impatient, no longer needs to miss the kind of sleeping in the bullpen all day long and competing with the cowboys, and praying every day for the quiet and inactive old man to ride him more so that he can go out for fun more often. Those days are like years.
He is now the one-horned king who protects Chuyun Peak in Cuiping Mountain. He has an iron rice bowl and receives a fixed salary from the main god every day. That is more than a hundred sect contribution points!
Anyway, now he doesn't have to do anything. After waking up and clocking in every day, he only needs to wander around the mountain gate, doze off, or brag and fart with others. Moreover, he also has five insurances, one housing fund, various benefits, and retirement allowances. There is even a free luxury residence halfway up Izumo Peak, plus a super high salary of three days of work and four days of rest. There is simply no better place than this!
so,
Now the King of One-Horned Si is very satisfied with his current life and his ox life. He never wants to return to Tushita Palace to be a mount without the power of a cow. He just wants to be his King of One-Horned Si. , just like the escaped black dragon who escaped from the dungeon of Dragon Palace, they now rely on their own abilities, connections, good backgrounds, etc., to successfully settle in Cuiping Mountain after changing jobs or escaping from prison. Got a great job.
"Well?!"
At this time, King Dujiao Si, who had learned how to cheat and cheat just a few days after joining the job, was dozing off near the teleportation point of the Hui Sect in front of the mountain gate, while watching the disciples of Cuiping Mountain emerge from the shadows one after another. He emerged from the flames and hurried to the sect's station halfway up the mountain. While looking at the sun and waiting for the shift change time, he suddenly saw a figure that impressed him a bit?
"Hey! Stop whoever comes here!!"
Then, he suddenly remembered something, and with a sudden move, he quickly picked up the point steel gun in his hand. Breathing whitely from Niutou's nose, he jumped up arrogantly and intercepted the opponent.
"!!"
"King Dujiao Si, what do you want to do by blocking my way?!"
Deng Chanyu found out that she had just come out of the teleportation point of Yunfeng Sect in Cuiping Mountain and was intercepted by the other party before she could enter the mountain. She was so angry that she took out her Golden Dragon Double Scissors and prepared to give them to a new sect. A good-looking Dharma protector?
Although, she also knows that with her conduct and ability, she may not be the opponent's opponent...
"Why!!"
"Little Junior Sister Chanyu, Lao Niu is not stopping you, Lao Niu, I am stopping him!"
Although, if we go by the order of priority, King Dujiao Si should be called Senior Sister Deng Chanyu in name? However, because there are so many disciples in Cuiping Mountain, basically no one can tell who comes first and who comes last. Therefore, under normal circumstances, they are arranged randomly according to the Taoist practice or the year of practice. So now Duijiao There is nothing wrong with King Si calling Deng Chanyu in front of him his junior sister.
"Lao Niu recognizes this guy!"
"He is a third-generation disciple of Chanjiao and the second disciple of Taiyi Zhenren in Jinguang Cave in Qianyuan Mountain. You should stay away from him. He may be a spy!!"
After waving the steel gun in his hand and placing the gun tip firmly in front of the forehead of a confused spy, King Dujiao Si smiled proudly.
He should have made meritorious deeds, right? Not long after he took office, a spy was caught! !
"ah?"
"You say I'm a spy?!!"
Nezha, who was firmly locked with the opponent's spear point and breath, couldn't help but stare at his nose with his eyes wide open, and asked in confusion.
Yes, seriously speaking, he is indeed a spy, not only for Cuiping Mountain but also for Kunlun Mountain, his young master Nezha seems to be considered one?
However, there are many people who know about this matter, including the little girl Flame Fairy. Therefore, he himself has long been accustomed to his identity, and others are also used to it, and no one cares about this matter. After all, like him Yes, it is actually not too rare in Cuiping Mountain, nor is it an exception, but why did this new and powerful-looking Qingniu Jing today mention something that everyone had already tacitly understood? !
"..."
"King Dujiao Si, do you want to listen to me first about this matter?"
After hearing what the other party said, Deng Chanyu, who took a while to recover, finally understood what was going on. Then she reluctantly put away her weapon and prepared to explain the situation to the green bull spirit in front of her.
"alright!"
"Little Junior Sister Chanyu, this matter today has nothing to do with you. Get out of the way and let me capture this spy from Kunlun Mountain first!!"
King Dujiao Si began to erupt with a fierce aura, preparing to spar with Nezha, who is said to be the strongest among the three generations of disciples of the Chan Sect in front of him!
"snort!"
"Master, am I afraid of you?!"
Thinking that the other party wanted to stir up trouble, Nezha grabbed his fire-tip spear without any politeness at all, stepped on the Hot Wheels, and slowly floated up from the ground. He waited until he was at the same height as the other party before standing still. Get ready to fight with the gatekeeper in front of you!
"Hello!!"
"I said you..."
Deng Chanyu just wanted to open her mouth to dissuade her, but she was soon drowned out by the noise from her classmates who were preparing to go up the mountain to return to the sect or who were passing by...
'! ! '
'good! Qingniu Jing, beat up that little man who always gives up, I've long been unhappy with him! '
'Old cow! Beat that little Nezha to death! ! '
'Brother Niu, fight! beat him! ! '
'...'
'Brother Nezha, I'm very optimistic about you, little sister. Hurry up and teach that green bull spirit a lesson! ! '
'Brother Nezha, come on! ! '
'Little Nezha is so cute. Of course I support you, senior sister. Don't lose too early! ! '
'Come on, come on, the odds are open! King Dujiao Si challenges Nezha alone. If you buy Nezha and lose, you will get two for one. If you buy Nezha for winning, you will get five for one! ! '
'...'
'I buy 100 contribution points, Lao Niu will definitely win! '
'Eight hundred points, Nezha! '
'Fifty o'clock, Nezha! '
'Two hundred points, Green Ox! ! '
'One hundred nods! Forty o'clock Nezha! ! '
'...'
'! ! '
'Hello! Senior Sister Chanyu, are you trying to cause trouble? ! '
'My pleasure! ! '
Soon, a group of Cuiping Mountain disciples who never thought it was a big deal, or who were idle after completing their sect tasks, had nothing to do, and were unwilling to do that boring and low-cost practice, began to work in the sect's mountain sect. At the entrance, there was a lot of excitement, waiting to see a battle between a green bull spirit who had just arrived and obtained the position of protector, and who was envied by everyone, and an 'old man' from a certain sect.
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