'! ! '
'Quack~quack~quack~! ! '
In a dense forest a few miles away from Qianyuan Mountain, suddenly, several forest birds were disturbed by something unknown and flew up screaming. They flapped their wings rapidly and flew into the distant mountains and forests. Go and soon disappear...
"Qianyuan Mountain..."
(??╭╮??)
"This should be this place, right?"
o(??▽｀)o ?
A little girl who was teleported not far from here curiously looked at the mountain in front of her that was filled with fairy energy, with its top towering into the clouds, and vaguely protected by a mountain guarding formation. After a while, she discovered that she was on the mountain. After getting to know some people, she reluctantly determined that this was the place she needed to find.
“It’s so annoying!!”
s (????ˇεˇ????)ゞ
"There are no landmarks, no boundary monuments, not even a map. The letter just said it was the Golden Light Cave in Qianyuan Mountain. Who knows where it is?"
(lll￢ω￢)
That is, she herself, the all-powerful Queen Anne, if she had been anyone else, she would definitely not be able to find where the Qianyuan Mountain that that little kid mentioned is, let alone what is hidden in the Qianyuan Mountain. A certain golden cave.
so,
After carefully looking at the mountain surrounded by aura and filled with fairy mist for a while, little Annie felt that she should not be late today, so she complained a few words and then disappeared in a flash.
(…)
(●￣(??)￣●)
…
And at this time,
In the Golden Light Cave of Qianyuan Mountain, Taiyi Zhenren, who was sitting on a futon, was explaining and giving some important instructions in detail to one of his disciples, Nezha, whose spirit body had gradually gained shape and voice due to receiving incense for a long time. Things you need to pay attention to when sculpting a gold body.
And his other disciple, Jinxia Tong'er, a close disciple who also looks like a boy, is also waiting aside. The other party was still holding a whisk in his hand and was waiting respectfully by the cave door. It seemed that he was ready to wait for instructions from their master Taiyi Zhenren to make relevant preparations for today's Nezha resurrection ceremony?
"Nezha..."
"Did you hear clearly and understand the things and tips that my master just told you?!"
Reshaping the body and resurrecting Nezha is not a trivial matter. It is not only related to the promise made by Taiyi Zhenren to Li Jing and his wife in the past, but also related to the future battle to become a god. However, it must not be taken carelessly!
otherwise,
If Nezha's resurrection fails today, then he may have no choice but to find a way to send Nezha's soul to the list of gods, so that the other party can enjoy the tasteless divine way that seems to be upright, but in fact has no chance of being on the path.
Although that road is not a dead end, it is destined not to achieve much success...
Just like the existences at the level of the Twelve Golden Immortals of Kunlun, none of them hope to be on the Lao Shizi God List and be canonized! Gods and gods, before gods, can still enjoy the incense and will power of mortals in the world to practice. The road to cultivation seems to be smooth, but in fact it is a road that can only go forward, but never go forward. 'On' the way to climb!
It seems that the road ahead is smooth, but for practitioners like them, if you don't advance, you will retreat. If you can't climb up the "Tao" mountain in the hope that one day you can reach the top and view the infinite "beautiful scenery", then continue to climb. What's the point of running around in vain?
and,
Since God has accepted the incense faith of the mortal world, he will naturally be bound by the wishes of those seemingly weak mortals. Not only does he need to handle the trivial matters of the priesthood with caution, but he also has to perform his own duties for thousands of years. I don't dare to be negligent in my duties, and how can I be an immortal, like a golden immortal like him, Taiyi Zhenren, who can be free and unrestrained?
Therefore, after explaining the relevant ideas and matters, Taiyi Zhenren was still a little uneasy. For the sake of his apprentice's path and for the sake of the other party, he had to nod to someone again, not knowing whether to listen or not. Nezha solemnly reiterated the key points and continued to give instructions without being verbose, just to make the other party pay attention to the things to be done later.
"Master~!"
"This is the third time you have said it..."
A little helpless, Nezha stretched out his three fingers and gestured to his master...
Then soon, he found that his master Taiyi's face instantly became ugly, and he was still sullen, glaring at him with some shame and anger, and then he quickly put away his playful and smiling expression and pretended to be serious. :
"Master!"
"That is a major matter related to my disciple's rebirth. How could I be careless? Don't worry, I have already kept Nezha in my heart. I will never make any mistakes, I promise!!"
Although Taiyi Zhenren's face was full of worry, suspicion and uneasiness, Nezha, as the person involved, pretended to be carefree and patted his own baby with his hands. chest and assured loudly.
Now, he just wants his master to take action quickly and not to do things in such a procrastinating way that it is not easy!
Because he had already become impatient.
Although he is now a spirit body, it will not affect his normal actions. Some things will even be more convenient. For example, he can peek through the wall and peek at others without fear of being discovered, and then he can still be free. He does not need to rely on the assistance of Hot Wheels to fly and move, and he will not have to worry about being thrown away or being caught in reincarnation, etc... However, without a body, many things will be more or less awkward to do. Convenient, like the 'peeing three feet in the wind' thing that he hasn't been able to do for a long time?
so,
He Nezha has really been waiting for today for a long, long time. He has waited long enough. Anyway, he just doesn't want to wait any longer, not even for a moment. He has already been impatient and impatient! !
"Well……."
As he pondered, staring at Nezha sitting cross-legged in front of him, Taiyi Zhenren fell into deep thought...
He was a little hesitant...
At the same time, he was thinking about the steps related to Nezha's rebirth, carefully sorting out the relevant points of the rebirth method and all aspects that needed attention, striving to cover everything without making any mistakes, so as to ensure that the disciple in front of him was Nezha. Zha can be reborn in the most perfect posture, in the way that Taiyi Zhenren himself has been looking forward to and brewing for many years!
"Master..."
Nezha spoke in a long tone, with a pleading expression on his face, but deep down he curled his lips impatiently.
If it had been him who had made the decision or had the ability to cast that kind of spell on his own, he would have started taking action in a long time. How could he be like his dawdling master, who was afraid of wolves in the first place and tigers in the back after he was well prepared? , he always does things without hesitation, which always makes him want to beat people up, and always feels that if the other person doesn't do it, it will be unfair?
"Okay! Then..."
Finally, Master Taiyi couldn't think of any flaw that he couldn't notice, so he had to reluctantly nod under Nezha's expectant eyes.
Because, I don't know why, but he felt a little uneasy in his heart? However, he didn't know where things would go wrong...
"!!"
"!?"
suddenly,
Master Taiyi was making final preparations, and just when Nezha was a little impatient and wanted to urge his master Moji to hurry up and start rebuilding his golden body so that he could regain his life as soon as possible...
At the entrance of the Jinguang Cave in Qianyuan Mountain, where there were originally only three masters and apprentices, Taiyi Zhenren, Nezha, and Jinxia Tong'er, for some reason, there appeared an extra person with a stuffed toy bear in his hand and wearing a A red dress that is incompatible with the monks of this world, and a little girl with blond hair and a pair of blue eyes that can talk?
Moreover, the appearance of the other party suddenly startled the three masters and disciples who were talking about business! !
"Ah hi~!"
(??????▽??????)
Although he came by invitation, he suddenly appeared without notice when a certain golden immortal was discussing something with a certain little boy's spirit body, and went straight into his golden light cave. Little Annie was watching. After seeing the three startled guys staring at her inexplicably, she smiled and picked up her little bear Tibbers, holding its little paws, towards those who were staring at her but didn't know. The talking guys said a small hello.
"..."
"..."
Taiyi Zhenren's master and disciple still didn't speak...
"Hello, um, you haven't started yet... am I here early?!"
o(*??︶??*)o
Seeing that she suddenly teleported in and successfully frightened the three guys, little Annie grinned heartlessly. She didn't feel that she was visiting someone else's house at all, but she regarded it as someone else's home. There is nothing wrong with the behavior of entering and exiting your own home at will.
Because Queen Anne can go wherever she wants, and she never feels constrained by trivial things!
"!!"
"You, it's you? What are you doing here?!"
Seeing the other party's appearance, Master Taiyi was really surprised!
First of all, he didn't know why the other party came here at this critical time!
Secondly, his Qianyuan Mountain Golden Light Cave can have many restrictions and many mountain-protecting formations, but now it's better. The great flame immortal with unknown intentions just broke in quietly at this time, and even let his protectors The mountain formation showed no resistance at all, nor did it issue any warning, as if the other party was the master of this place. How could this make him not feel frightened and vigilant?
And then...
He had a vague intuition that the other party must be here to retaliate or fill up trouble for them! He must be deliberately planning to disturb the auspicious day Taiyi specially picked today, and the rebirth ceremony he is about to perform for Nezha?
"Annie?"
"Great, you're finally here. I thought you were avoiding me all this time!!"
Different from the reaction of Master Taiyi, when he saw that the person who came was his rare half-friend and his neighbor, and saw that the other person really came to witness the great event of his rebirth, Nezha couldn't help but be a little overjoyed and jumped out of his futon. jumped up.
And more importantly, as long as the other party doesn't deliberately continue to avoid him, after he is reborn and regains his golden body, it seems that he can legitimately ask the other party for his magic weapon Nine Dragons Divine Fire Shield. At that time, as a gift for his return from rebirth, the other party would definitely not refuse it, right?
"You're talking nonsense! I haven't been avoiding you all this time!"
o(.??????)o
At most, just hide occasionally?
Besides, if the other person hadn't been trying to get her idea of the new model of gas stove for cooking every day, why would she have been avoiding the other person? Moreover, if she hadn't happened to be bored this afternoon and had nothing to do, hadn't eaten enough, and wasn't in a good position to continue sleeping in, she wouldn't have come here specifically to watch the other party's Lao Shizi's rebirth ceremony!
"Nezha little brat, is this the home of your fat master?"
(???????????????)
"It looks so shabby, it's cold, there's still water on the ground, it's just a broken cave, doesn't he know how to decorate it himself?!"
(lll￢ω￢)
Little Annie expressed her extreme disgust for the caves where these gods lived!
Because, in her opinion, this is just a shabby cave dug out by unknown monsters to live in. At most, it has some beautiful flowers and plants, and then it is accidentally noticed by these immortals and throws two futons. Just occupied it after driving away the original owner?
You know, only in primitive tribes with extremely low productivity levels, these natural or unnatural caves will be the most livable places. However, with the improvement of productivity, in many worlds that Anne herself has visited, No one likes to live in such a dark and humid place where mosquitoes, snakes and rats are entrenched.
"..."
That’s how it turns out…
Taiyi Zhenren had no time to pay attention to the other party's rants, but worriedly pulled his disciple Nezha to his side and leaned over.
"Hey! Good disciple Nezha..."
After Master Taiyi figured out why the little girl suddenly appeared in his Golden Light Cave at this time, he thought about what he was about to do, and temporarily ignored why the other party was so powerful that he could break through his restrictions. Without triggering any alarm, he quickly whispered into Nezha’s ear and said softly:
"I don't know why, but as soon as I saw her, I had a premonition that something bad would happen today...and my right eyelid suddenly kept trembling for some reason, and the three corpse gods were also there. Jumping around? So I always feel that something bad will definitely happen to her!"
"Also, do you think it would be a bad idea for me to invite a fellow Taoist like her who doesn't know what to do to watch the ceremony at this critical moment today?"
In the eyes of Master Taiyi, Nezha's rebirth is extremely important. It involves many people and things, and it is not just Nezha's personal matter. Therefore, he does not want anything to happen when he casts the spell later. What a surprise!
And a certain little girl is undoubtedly an unexpected source of instability...
After all, the other party had conflicted with them. Although it was just a misunderstanding, the conflicts between them still existed, and the cause and effect had already been planted. Therefore, if possible, he did not want the other party to appear in his golden cave. , because that might really affect him later! !
But the other party was invited by Nezha after all. If he really wanted to drive him away, would it be better to ask Nezha to speak? He was afraid that the two sides would conflict again at this time, and it was a small matter for the flame immortal to continue burning his butt with fire. If the time was delayed or the ceremony was broken, it would be a big deal!
"But……"
"Master, why can't she be here?!"
Nezha was a little confused, because he would take the opportunity to ask for the master's magic weapon from the other party later. He felt that the little girl was really suitable to be here now, and there was nothing better than this!
Besides, the other party is his neighbor and half friend of Nezha after all. As for his own rebirth, it doesn’t matter that his parents and another friend can’t come. No matter what, it’s so close to his dojo. The little girl emerging from Yunfeng on the green screen must be invited by the Flame Immortal.
"Yes, damn fat uncle, we are all so 'familiar', why can't I come to watch the ceremony?"
(??⊙ω⊙`)
Suddenly, between the heads of the two masters and apprentices who were whispering, the head of a little girl with blond hair and blue eyes suddenly appeared.
"ah!!"
Nezha was shocked!
This was the first time he discovered that the other party was even more exaggerated than his own 'ghost'. He actually walked without making a sound. He didn't even know when the other party came over?
"!!"
"Ahem!"
Someone blatantly came over to eavesdrop on the private conversation between himself and his apprentice Nezha. As a last resort, Taiyi Master could only shut up and stay away from the two little guys. He stood up and sat on a futon on the other side of him, and then Finally, the idea of driving the other party away was temporarily extinguished.
After all, the other party is a distinguished guest invited by Nezha, and his strength is no worse than his own. He can also sneak into his golden light cave in Qianyuan Mountain without anyone noticing. He will definitely not be able to drive him away, even if he, Master Taiyi, forcefully If you do that, it will only increase the gap between the two parties in vain, and it will also alienate your disciples. This is what a wise man will not do!
so,
What else can he do now besides asking the other party to stay and watch the ceremony? No matter what, this is all the matter of his disciple Nezha. Since the other party doesn't care about it, he, as a master, doesn't dare to say too much.
"..."
At this time, Jinxia Tong'er was blinking his puzzled eyes.
He had been standing aside just now, and he had clearly seen the strange little girl wandering near the entrance of the cave in the distance, but why did the other party suddenly change to his master and the others again? Could it be that it is some kind of incredible teleportation spell?
However, he remembered that the Golden Light Cave, where his master Taiyi Zhenren meditated, had many severe restrictions that prevented ordinary people from approaching it. How did she suddenly get there?
Is it possible that the other party is really familiar with Master?
Unfortunately, before Jinxia Tong'er could think about it clearly, his thoughts were interrupted by the words of his master Taiyi Zhenren.
"cough!!"
"Forget it, the time is coming soon. Since Little Daoist Annie was invited by Nezha, let's get ready to start the ceremony now..."
It’s definitely impossible to drive away the opponent’s methods like this...
Therefore, Taiyi reached out and counted the time with his fingers, then looked up at the ray of sunlight slanting down in the courtyard of Jinguang Cave. He felt that the best time he had chosen was coming soon, so he did not plan to do it again. He continued to struggle with the matter of whether the other party should leave, but turned to look at his other disciple. He saw that the close disciple was Jinxia Tong'er, and said:
"Tong'er..."
"Pick two lotus branches from the Five Lotus Pond that has been cultivated for many years outside our Golden Light Cave, and also pick three lotus leaves and bring them to me. Go quickly, no mistakes!!"
After glancing at the dull Jinxia boy of his, before waiting for a reply, Taiyi Zhenren waved his hand with some annoyance, signaling the other party to hurry up and not to waste time and ruin the big event that he and Nezha had been planning for several years. !
"Yes! Master!!"
Seeing this, Jinxia Tong'er didn't dare to neglect and hurriedly walked outside the cave...
Of course, the lotus flowers in their Golden Light Cave Five Lotus Pond have been cultivated for thousands of years, and now there are only five lotus flowers and a few lotus leaves in total. They are extremely precious! However, since their master is now being used by Nezha, how can he dare to be nagging?
"Huh?!"
Σ(⊙▽⊙“a“
"Wow! I'm here on time, are you ready to start?!"
??(????????)??
Little Annie said she had done it herself, such as pinching an artificial man!
However, that kind of thing was a waste of her own magic, so she never did it again after doing it once! Moreover, the magical life she created with magic has long been entrusted to Ilúvatar's sister to help take care of it. It was almost given to the other party. I don't know what that guy has become now.
so,
Now seeing that the fat Taoist who was not very strong in front of her seemed to be ready to pinch him for fun, little Annie opened her big green eyes with interest and stood aside like a curious baby, ready to play with him. Go and observe.
"..."
Not on time at all, it would be better if I could come a little later!
It's a pity that business matters now, and Taiyi Zhenren, who has already made up his mind, dare not make trouble again at this time and continue to tease little Taoist friend Annie, who has a temperament that is very different from that of ordinary Taoists!
"Nezha..."
"Now, stand here first..."
When Master Taiyi saw the little girl, he still understood the importance and had no intention of coming forward to cause trouble. He just stopped and watched, hesitated for a while, then reluctantly nodded, without further explanation, and started With a wave of his hand, Nezha's spirit body stood directly on top of the center eye of the spirit gathering formation that he had already set up in the cave.
Today was a good day, and the time he chose was also excellent. If the little girl hadn't been there, I'm afraid he would have taken advantage of the "time, place, people"! It's a pity that it can't be perfect now, so he can only stay like this for the time being...
"Master!"
At this time, the Jinxia boy who had just gone out hurried in with three lotus flowers and green lotus leaves surrounded by spiritual energy.
"This is what you want. Could you please take a look?"
soon,
Jinxia boy ran to Master Taiyi, and then took the lotus leaves and lotus flowers that he had just picked from the Wulian Pond, and the two white and red ones, which also exuded bursts of spiritual power. The extraordinary lotus flower and three green lotus leaves were gently placed at Taiyi Zhenren's feet under the surprised eyes of a little girl.
"Wow……"
ε=(??????*)))??
It looks delicious...
(??﹃??*)))??
Seeing those obviously distinctive lotus leaves and lotus flowers, little Annie was already thinking:
I wonder if there are lotus roots or lotus seeds growing in the Five Lotus Pond outside the Golden Light Cave?
If it grows, it's impossible to say... When she goes back, she must secretly dig up some ownerless lotus roots that no one wants, take them back, and then ask her chef Xiaobai to make them for her. A delicious home-cooked meal, a plate of colorful lotus root slices?
"Back off!"
Taiyi Zhenren no longer paid attention to a relatively peaceful little girl, but directly waved his hand to repel the boy.
"Well, it's okay..."
Then, he focused on looking at the fresh lotus flowers and lotus leaves that his Jinxia child had just picked. After seeing that there was nothing wrong with them, he finally nodded lightly with satisfaction and exhaled.
Immediately afterwards,
In the astonishment of a little girl, he began to break off the fresh petals of the two lotuses, and laid them out in the formation of three talents in the golden light cave, where Nezha stood, and then, he At the same time, the lotus leaf stems were folded into 305 joints, and the three green lotus leaves were placed in the formation on the ground according to the upper, middle, and lower directions, according to the directions of heaven, earth, and people.
In the end, after seeing that there was nothing wrong with his arrangement, Taiyi Zhenzhen carefully placed a golden elixir that his master had begged for him from his uncle Daode Tianzun on the top of the lotus leaves he had laid. In the middle, the spellcasting begins.
He was going to use his innate spirit and nine turns of luck to separate the dragon and the tiger, and then grab the soul of Nezha who was looking at it in confusion. He hoped that Nahe and Lianli would push hard and prepare to forcefully remove the other party's soul. The soul merges with those soulless lotus leaves!
"Nezha!"
"Concentrate and hold your breath! Hold your Yuan and return to oneness. Remember what I just taught you. Let's start now!!"
After shouting at the soul of a disciple who was still looking around, Master Taiyi began to have a straight face and recited some spells loudly and hastily:
"The heaven and earth are natural, the filthy energy is dispersed, the cave is mysterious, and the universe is shining brightly..."
"There is the way of heaven, there is the way of human beings, and there is the way of earth. It combines two of the three talents, so it is six. The six are not it, it is the way of the three talents!"
"..."
Waves of urgent spells began to be chanted by Master Taiyi, and under the pull of his magic formula, countless pure spiritual energy of heaven and earth, and the light of the sun and moon began to gather from near Qianyuan Mountain outside the cave, and quickly The one who had condensed into the golden light cave was lying on the ground formation, already on top of the Nezha Lotus Golden Body that was gradually taking shape.
"..."
(ー`??ー)
“It’s really troublesome!!”
(??????????)Why!
Little Annie only watched it for a while, and after knowing that the other party was not really going to kill a living person, but just making a matching lotus incarnation for Nezha, she curled her lips in boredom.
Because she felt that although doing that would save time, effort, and worry, it still had limitations... Moreover, what was created like that was not a real person, but just a lotus flower incarnation that looked like a human, so what was the use? However, whether it is useful or not is a matter for other people's families. As long as others think it is good, she can't say too much.
Besides, she was just here to join in the fun, and she wasn't very familiar with those guys, so why should she meddle in their own business?
"hey-hey……"
??(????????????)??
Just because she doesn't mind her own business doesn't mean she can't do little things secretly!
For example, secretly slightly improving the other party's formula to make Nezha's body a little better... Of course, that requires a small price to pay. It's really not much, just a little bit... At most, just throw it away?
??????(??????ω????)????--*??
Little Annie, who had always done whatever came to her mind and never considered the consequences, secretly performed the ritual on each other in the Golden Light Cave, under the eyes of Nezha, Taiyi Zhenren and the stupid Jinxia boy. A small spell that managed to go undetected by anyone.
(…)
(●￣(??)￣●)
(However, Tibbers found out... However, he will not jump out to expose his bad little master, because he is not familiar with those guys either!!)
"Bah!"
"Nezha! If you can't take human form now, when will you wait?!"
Finally, when the spiritual energy in the Golden Light Cave became more and more intense, and the light became more and more dazzling, even exceeding Taiyi Zhenren's original expectations, he felt that he had really chosen the right time and exceeded his expectations. After he felt that Nezha's new body should have been successfully refined, he did not intend to wait any longer, so he suddenly cast a spell to capture Nezha's soul, then viciously smashed it into the lotus transformation in the formation and shouted loudly He reminded the other party!
Buzz~! ! !
Then, with a strange sound, the strong light and spiritual energy of Nezha's golden lotus body that had accumulated in the cave exploded in an instant, soaking the entire golden light cave. In that frighteningly rich spiritual light...
"!!"
"Good, good, good..."
There is no need to wait for those colorful lights to disappear, no need to wait for those spiritual energy to slowly dissipate. Just looking at the formation and power in front of him, Taiyi Zhenren knows that this time, his resurrecting Nezha's spell must be beyond the limit. An unexpected success! And it was the kind of huge success that even he didn't dare to imagine!
In this way, his plans and arrangements over the years have finally lived up to his expectations, making him more confident in his future plans and the battle to become a god! !
"ha!!"
suddenly,
When the dazzling brilliance finally dissipated, and when the spiritual energy that filled the hole had not dissipated, there was a sound of '韶', and a little man suddenly jumped up at the formation of Master Taiyi!
I saw that the other party's face was as pink as a powder, his lips were painted with vermilion, his eyes were shining, his features were delicate, his body was about the length of a three-year-old child, but his whole body was red. He had two pairs of golden hair on his head, a red bellyband on his body, and a red bellyband on his waist. Wearing a green lotus leaf apron, a Qiankun circle hanging around his neck, Hundian Ling wrapped around his arm, a hot wheel at his feet, and holding a fire-tipped spear in his hand, who else could he be if he wasn't that Nezha? !
"Thank you Master!"
"Master's kindness in rebuilding, Nezha will definitely remember it in his heart and never forget it!!"
After feeling his new body, Nezha felt that he seemed to be stronger than when he was alive. Overjoyed, he put away the Hot Wheels and Fire Spear, and threw himself directly on Taiyi Zhenren's body. He came forward, knelt down and worshiped deeply!
"Hehehe..."
"Very good, very good! Disciple, get up and let me take a good look..."
After holding the opponent's tender lotus-like arms and helping him up, the fat Taoist Taiyi fell in love with him more and more, and he couldn't help stroking his beard with satisfaction.
To be honest, even he didn't expect that this formation was beyond his imagination and could exert such great power. Could it really turn Nezha into an extraordinary being? !
However, he still can't tell where the limit of Nezha's body is. When he has time, he may have to let his brothers or master see it for themselves.
"!!"
"Strange! Master! That's wrong, where is my little penis?!!"
Suddenly, Nezha hadn't been happy for long before he jumped up again, jumping so high that he almost hit the roof of the Golden Light Cave.
At the same time, his hands were constantly stroking all over his body, as if he was trying to find something missing?
"..."
|??˙??˙)??
"I do not know anything!!"
??乛??乛??
Little Annie took two steps back quietly, a little nervously, and said softly as if talking to herself...
Yes, little Annie said that she was really innocent. She knew nothing and did nothing. Those guys could testify for her. She just stood aside and kindly helped a little bit. Just busy?
(…)
(●￣(??)￣●)
"Master! Master?!"
Nezha, who couldn't find his little penis no matter how hard he looked, immediately looked at his master with a sad face and looked for help.
"Well……"
Obviously, Master Taiyi seemed to have discovered the problem at this time, and then fell into deep thought while scanning Nezha's new body.
"Although I don't know what the problem is... But Nezha, I have discovered that in your body, the spiritual energy veins all over your body have become smoother after losing that little thing, and even Is it several times better than what I expected as a teacher?"
"This is really amazing..."
"Anyway, congratulations, Nezha!!"
Although I don’t know why something is missing inexplicably, Master Taiyi feels that if he exchanges that kind of price for Nezha’s current physical fitness, it will definitely make a lot of money!
The method of qi generation is suffering, but now that Nezha is missing that little thing, the true qi is generated by itself, and the spiritual power flows into the Dantian, which is completely mysterious and abnormal without any control! !
"But!"
"Master! My little penis is gone~!!"
An important thing of his was missing, and Nezha had no idea where his happiness would come from!
Therefore, he protested and pulled hard on his master's robe, hoping that the other party would quickly think of a way for him to see if he could dig some lotus roots outside or break off a piece of lotus to add the missing part to himself? !
"well……"
"It doesn't matter! It doesn't matter!"
"If you don't have it, then you don't have it. Anyway, there is no difference between having it and not having it? Because, Nezha, your lotus incarnation can never grow up, so..."
Therefore, Taiyi Zhenren doesn’t think it’s a big problem!
Because, he discovered that without Tintin, Nezha might have a huge advantage in both martial arts and cultivation, and when using the fire-tip spear technique, it would probably be faster, even in one go. More than times?
The red light flashed and the enemy's head fell to the ground. Just thinking about it made his blood boil! !
Therefore, Master Taiyi felt that his ceremony was a great success and an unexpected surprise!
As for Nezha's little penis, if it's gone, it's gone. There's no use keeping it anyway! Besides, when he first made it, he just wanted to put it on for decoration, but who would have thought that it actually fell off and melted into his body?
It seems...
This is all God's will, and God's will cannot be violated. Nezha is destined to have an extraordinary path in the future!
"!!"
"How could it be useless?!"
Seeing that his master Taiyi Zhenren had such an attitude, Nezha couldn't help but yelled in grief and anger!
Although, at this age, he still doesn’t know the specific use of his little penis, and although he is destined to only maintain the fair and tender appearance of the three-year-old in the future... But without his little penis, he will He couldn't pee standing up, and he couldn't pee three feet into the wind. He didn't want to squat down to pee like those little girls with runny noses in Chentangguan, not at all! !
"Well……"
"It doesn't matter, Nezha, you have to know that this is your great blessing, and others can't even envy it!!"
After pondering, he checked the other person's body again, and even reached out to touch the bones. Although Master Taiyi still couldn't figure out why this happened, he only knew:
Nezha's new body, this lotus golden body, has excellent qualifications, far exceeding his original expectations. Presumably, the other party's future achievements will not be worse than him as a master, right? When he thought that he had trained a disciple who was no worse than the Twelve Golden Immortals of Kunlun, he, Taiyi, felt that Beier was very proud!
Of course, the premise is that the other party will not die again or have his golden body broken in the Battle of the Gods?
However, that kind of thing will never happen, because Taiyi himself will definitely keep an eye on the other party the whole time, and will not let any accidents happen to Nezha, even if he is shameless to protect the other party, he will not hesitate!
"Master~!!"
"How come this doesn't matter?!"
Anyway, Nezha felt uncomfortable all over. After his body was missing that little thing, he felt a little bad all over. He also always felt that there was nothing down there, and it was difficult to walk!
"Disciple..."
"You have to know, this is a huge creation... transformation...?!"
Just when he was about to use emotion and reason to persuade a certain disciple who had taken advantage of him to act like a good boy, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, and his heart arose. Waves of uneasiness.
"Well?!"
So, he had to reach out to stop his disciple Nezha from making trouble, and began to urgently start counting.
"!!"
"No! Something big happened!"
After calculating something, regardless of shocking the world, Master Taiyi directly exclaimed and pushed away Nezha who was about to speak in front of him.
"Disciple, my master has to go to Chaoge first. You should get used to your new body first. If you have anything to do, wait until the master comes back!!"
The matter was urgent and Master Taiyi didn't have time to explain too much, so he hurriedly used the Earth Escape Technique in the eyes of his two apprentices, and with a swish, he disappeared directly into the ground. .
"etc!!"
"Master, don't leave! You haven't said anything yet, what should I do with my little penis?!"
However, Taiyi Zhenren has disappeared.
At this time, in the Golden Light Cave of Qianyuan Mountain, apart from the newly reborn lotus incarnation of Nezha himself, there was only the Jinxia Tong'er who was a little confused and wanted to laugh but didn't dare, for fear of being beaten up by Nezha who became angry. And a little girl with an innocent face, carrying a grinning stuffed teddy bear...
"that……"
o(*^▽^*)o
"Hey! Nezha, I'm back too! I'm glad to see you get a new body today. I hope you can have more fun in the future?!"
o(??▽｀)o =3 =3 =3
Annie, who had ghosts in her heart, didn't say much, and ran out of her legs directly, because she would not continue to stay here. In case the other party discovered the problem and grasped the current, she would be awkward!
so……
She still took the opportunity to go out and see if she could dig a lot of lotus root in this Qianyuan Mountain. Because ah, it is much better than to comfort the little fart than comforting a little fart! !
(…)
(●￣(??)￣●)
"Master, Master is not on the mountain, then I ... I should also go to the mountain gate and stare!"
Jin Xia boy thought for a while, and quickly stood up with a smile that was about to blurt out, quickly dumped the dust on his hand, and ran out of the mountain gate.
"How can you do this……"
Soon, after Jin Xia's Tonger also left, in the Jinguang Cave of this Taiyi real person Qianyuan Mountain, only the new life was left to the ground after re -life, and it seemed a little doubtful.
____________
?? (????????) ????
