"Complete Recipes of Classic of Mountains and Seas"? (??﹃?)?
"The Classic of Mountains and Seas Recipes"
(↑The authoritative work designated by the Dashang Dynasty Wildlife Edibility Research Institute and the Plant Medicinal Association!!)
Recipe 1: Steamed roe meat?
specific methods:
First, capture a live, wild, adult unicorn that has not yet been cultivated into a spirit!
Slaughter it before eating, take two pounds of tender inner thigh meat, chop it into pieces and put it in a steamer. Add 50 grams of the old bark of the cinnamon tree, cut it into small strips, add 100 grams of crushed powder of the branches, leaves or flowers of the laurel tree, and put it in the steamer. Add a little ginger juice to remove the fishy smell, a little soy sauce to taste, mix evenly with your hands and let it sit for ten minutes.
Then, put the steamer on the Jiulong Shenhuo cover, add an appropriate amount of mountain spring water from Chuyunfeng of Cuiping Mountain that receives the first ray of morning light in the morning, put it in the steamer, cover it with a bronze lid with small holes for ventilation, and use the Samadhi True Fire Heat and steam over low heat for at least three to four hours. When the minced meat becomes completely mushy, and when a swirling counterclockwise spiritual power cyclone appears in the pot, you can take it out and eat!
Gourmet effects:
It can clear away heat and detoxify, benefit the liver and improve eyesight, replenish spiritual energy, and reconcile yin and yang... Eating it can strengthen the body, strengthen leg muscles, improve blood circulation in the head, strengthen the brain nerves, enhance the sense of direction, and make people good at identifying directions. It can make it easier for road warriors with a poor sense of direction to get lost easily.
Moreover, it tastes very, very fragrant, and the meat is smooth and melts in the mouth, giving people the ultimate taste bud enjoyment, no less than the dragon liver and phoenix marrow in heaven!
(*?′﹃`?) It smells so good~??
Recipe origin:
1. There is a beast in the Swaggering Mountain. It looks like a tiger and has white ears. It hides and walks on people. Its name is the tiger. It eats well and walks well.
2 There is a tree, its shape is like a kernel and its grain is black, its flowers shine in all directions. Its name is Mi Gu, which means you will not be confused if you wear it.
Recipe inventors: Tibbers the Bear (responsible for catching roosters and giving some bad ideas for ingredients), Chef Xiaobai (responsible for cooking, reviewing recipes and making related finished products)!
Note: Ordinary kitchen fire and spring water can also be used, but they will damage some of the effects of the medicinal diet... (It is rumored that using Liuding Shenhuo, one of the four heavenly fires in the Bagua furnace, for steaming, will the effect be better?)
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"Ha! I'm full!!"
ε=(???*)))?It’s delicious...
Just now, little Annie accidentally traveled to the ninth heaven in her sleep, and met an interesting old administrator there who interfered with her without authorization. Then, she negotiated with him in that boring place for a long time, and both parties At the beginning, we almost got into a fight because of a conflict of ideas!
She didn't even expect that the administrator, the old man, didn't want to be reasonable and wanted to drive her out of the world arbitrarily?
But in the end, after little Annie used those 'big principles' to move her emotionally and understand them rationally, the other party finally had to give up the impolite behavior at the beginning and had to be patient and listen. She 'reasons'.
Then, the 'reasonable' Lady Queen Anne naturally succeeded in convincing the other party to extinguish the unreasonable thoughts that drove her away from this interesting world, allowing her to continue to stay in this world. Go on, and you can still play as long as you like, and stay as long as you like!
Of course, it doesn't matter what method she used!
Anyway, Queen Anne, who is loved by everyone, has flowers in bloom, is smart, well-behaved and lovely, successfully solved everything without resorting to the last resort of violence! As for whether it was coercion, inducement or something else, there is no need to elaborate in detail.
only……
"..."
(???????)
After waking up and eating a delicious, tender and appetizing steamed minced meat, she unexpectedly discovered: outside her Queen Anne's house, on the lawn in front of the big stone, It seems that a large group of weird guys have appeared out of nowhere? !
"??"
|?)??? ?
What's going on? Why is it so lively?
"Eh? That..."
"Tibbers, what's going on outside? How come there are so many strange things coming to our yard? Is there any strange festival or special event here today?"
∑(′△｀)? !
The top of Chuyun Peak in Cuiping Mountain is where Annie's home is located, so of course, the top of the mountain directly becomes her yard, and the lively situation outside makes the little girl who is full of food and drink ready to go out for a wander. Anne felt a little very strange and puzzled...
Because she secretly saw that those guys seemed to be waiting for something? But she has lived here for so long, and she hasn’t found anything special about the top of Izumo Peak...
Not to mention watching the sunrise!
You know, after she woke up and had eaten and drank enough, it was already past noon. If it weren't for the branches and leaves of the ancient high mountain pine trees that several people could not hug at the top of the mountain, the sun would have been gone. It can almost kill people, so how could they come here to watch the sunrise in Nalaoshizi? !
(…)
(Dear little master... How about you think about it carefully first and see if you have forgotten anything important today?
(●￣(?)￣●)
——Tibbers has long been numb and doesn’t want to comment on a bad little master who forgets everything after he wakes up, eats and drinks... Anyway, Ah, no matter how much it says or how it tries to correct it, it's useless. The little master of his family has that kind of virtue, and he still refuses to change it, and can't change it no matter what! ! )
"..."
(ー`′ー)
"It's important. Is there such a thing?"
|(*′口`)Let me think about it...
A little girl who was prone to sleepiness after eating a full meal, and the blood in her body actively circulated to her stomach, and her memory began to suffer a serious temporary decline, which even the effect of 'steamed yang meat' might not be able to cure, fell into deep thought.
"Tibbers, it's really strange. It seems that he hasn't forgotten anything particularly important..."
(.?ˇ?ˇ?.)
Little Annie said very confidently, because she had just carefully sorted out what she had to do today!
For example: she just had a full meal and didn't forget to eat; then, she just woke up, her energy is relatively high now, and she didn't forget to sleep; also, she just planned to go out, but she didn't think about where to go. Where to play, and she didn't plan ahead yesterday, so she was very sure that she never forgot to go somewhere...
Therefore, Lady Queen Anne finally said that her memory is very good, and she really has not forgotten anything important, absolutely not! Yes or no! !
(…)
?ˉ?~ˉ??
(Little master...)
(Have you really forgotten? Didn’t you tell that Jingwei yesterday that you would be giving lessons outside at the top of Izumo Peak today to teach it magic? You shouldn’t really forget such an important thing? Already?
(●￣(?)￣●)
——Unmentioned, that matter must have been forgotten by some bad little master... So, apart from kindly reminding the other party, what else can Tibbers do and what can he do? Woolen cloth? Fortunately, those weird guys outside didn't know, otherwise, they would definitely blow up the nest, right? You know, those poor guys have been waiting outside for half a day. )
"Huh? Ah! Yes!!"
!!!∑(?Д?ノ)ノ
"I remembered that there was indeed that thing. I seemed to have said that yesterday... But, Tibbers! That's not an important thing. Such small things should not be remembered all the time. !!”
s(?｀ヘ′?;)ゞ
In Little Annie's world, nothing is important except eating, drinking, sleeping, and trying to make yourself happy! Therefore, what a bad little bear just said that she had forgotten something important and misled her so that she could not remember it was extremely abominable!
Her Lady Queen Anne has such a good memory, how could she forget those important things? That absolutely does not exist. At most, it means forgetting some insignificant things, such as the lecture that is about to be held today?
(…)
??ˉ?ˉ??
"Um……"
(?~?)
"Okay then! Tibbers, since we said we were going to teach them, let's go out and teach them a little bit of magic now. It shouldn't take long!!"
?*??(ˊ?ˋ*)??*?
Since it was something that had been promised yesterday, although it was not an important matter, Queen Anne, who would never break a promise easily, said that she was going to go out to meet those weird-looking guys and have a few words.
However, she hasn't figured out what to teach yet...
The guys outside look so excited and expectant, so they must be showing the wrong feelings!
Because Lady Queen Anne, who always hates meetings and classes and always arrives late and leaves early, will definitely not spend too much time teaching those messy monsters too many spells.
After all, teaching students is really too much trouble! !
Moreover,
Yesterday she obviously only agreed to the guy called the Jingwei Bird. Why did so many weird guys come today? Could it be that those are all the seven aunts and eight aunts of that weird bird? It's a pity that the guys outside are all kind of intelligent monsters. It seems they can't eat them. Otherwise, there is no need to catch small animals tomorrow...
(?╭╮?)
(It sounds like you went out to catch it...)
(●￣(?)￣●)
(Tibbers said that most of the food that Xiaobai has eaten in the past few days was brought back by Xiaobai when he ran out to hunt. As for the things that Xiaobai couldn’t defeat, it was Uncle Tibbs Bear who personally went out and asked Xiaobai to take him out to hunt. He was dead and captured, what happened to that hateful guy who only knows how to eat, drink and have fun?!)
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'! ! '
'Brother Ape, are you here? '
'Three-headed pheasant spirit, aren't you here too? '
'Brother Yuanhou is really amazing. He can climb up such a high mountain. I admire him! '
'No, no... I am definitely not as powerful as Brother Pheasant, your hairy wings, but you can fly. '
Looking at the surrounding mountain spirits and wild monsters, most of them are flying bird monsters. Although the one has become a spirit, it is not deep in Taoism and does not even know how to escape. It can only run rampant with its own powerful power. The monkey spirit couldn't help but sigh. This time, if it hadn't been practicing in Cuiping Mountain and getting closer to the water tower first, I'm afraid it would have been too late to climb up to Izumo Peak this time.
'Have you all heard about it? '
'What did you hear? '
'The Flame Immortal defeated Chentangguan, burned Taiyi Master, and took away the Nine Dragon Divine Fire Shield! ! '
'snort! If you haven’t heard of it, how can I expect so many Taoist cultivators to come here? '
'Ha ha! What this Brother Eagle said makes sense! '
'Ahem! '
'Um...everyone, do you think the Flame Immortal will teach us our true skills this time? '
'have no idea……'
'...'
'well……'
Soon, after getting the conversation started, the mountain spirits and wild monsters, impatient to wait, finally started talking to each other, using the monster slang of the Shang Dynasty with different accents.
These mountain spirits and wild monsters more or less know the principle that the law should not be preached to outsiders. Otherwise, they would not rush in as soon as they heard that the Flame Immortal here at Chuyun Peak in Cuiping Mountain was going to give a sermon. People came here to try their luck. Isn't it all because they, the little monsters, have a hard time cultivating and have no access to the path. They can only rely on their own instincts to absorb the essence of heaven and earth to practice, and they can only struggle to survive in the wilderness?
Most of these mountain spirits and wild monsters are crooked melons and jujubes with no feet and no talent. Even if they want to devote themselves to the three major religions and seek a path, such as joining the Biyou Palace, which is taught without distinction. Even if you work as a disciple of the fourth or fifth generation of a great sect, or even work as a handyman, just so that you can admire the Three Pure Taoisms, I am afraid that no one will ask for them!
Therefore, now that they have received the news, besides trying their luck here, there is really no other better place to go.
'! ! '
'Silence! The Flame Immortal is out! ! '
Finally, when the sun began to set gradually, and some monsters were already disappointed and preparing to leave, a certain little girl who had eaten enough and slept well did not continue to take a nap, but took the long nap that the monsters were looking forward to. In his eyes, he was carrying a stuffed toy bear, jumping and jumping quickly out of some strange cave that was as integrated as a drop of water.
Seeing this, the monsters closed their mouths one after another and began to sit cross-legged on the lawn that was full of people, not even daring to take a breath.
"..."
(ー`′ー)
Jumping to the boulder and standing there, just glancing at the strange guys around her, little Annie's face turned straight, and her original good mood and patience disappeared in an instant.
because……
She found that no one here looked similar to a human being, and no one was worthy of the audience. They were all weird-looking half-human, half-animal guys, or simply a group of animals? And now, the yard of Queen Anne's house is basically a zoo? !
"ah……"
(⊙o⊙)
Suddenly, little Annie saw a familiar person... Oh, no, it should be a familiar person? It was the giant salamander that she caught and almost roasted and eaten! However, she was a little strange, why did the other party appear here and climb such a high mountain?
"Your Majesty, the Great Immortal, the little demon is polite here! This is the little demon's cultivator, 'Fu's Fish'..."
Realizing that the other party seemed to recognize him, a certain large salamander spirit with a wide body and a fat body quickly took clumsy steps and respectfully placed a wooden tray and several fish with fat bodies and small tails on the boulder and placed them on the small The girl's feet, and then quickly backed away with her head lowered.
"It's you, I recognize you..."
?(?ˉ??ˉ?)?
"This is Jingwei's Shu Xiu, 'Zhu Yu Zhi Cao' and Jia Guo..."
The giant salamander spirit has just retreated. The beautiful jingwei bird is similar in shape to a crow, but has beautiful patterns on its head, a white beak, and red talons. It also holds a bunch of leek-like weeds and a few berries attached to the branches. The fruit flew up and was placed on the wooden plate containing the fish.
"..."
(′⊙w⊙`)
This is both fish and vegetables. Little Annie suddenly felt that the dinner tonight or tomorrow was almost certain? From this point of view, it seems that being a teacher is quite good. Look, before she had time to speak, nor did she want to ask these guys to pay tuition or tutoring fees, these two sensible guys had already Take the initiative to do what she likes and hand over delicious food?
so,
With her role model first, little Annie stopped her planned pre-class speech or self-introduction, and instead looked eagerly at the mountain spirits and wild monsters all over the ground, waiting for them to make sacrifices to her, and then who would If she is satisfied with what she is given, then she can open a niche and teach more to whom?
If the giant salamander spirit and the jingwei bird hadn't set an example first, then Anne would definitely not have prepared that thing this time... However, as the saying goes, don't worry about scarcity but inequality. In everything, be afraid of comparison. ? It would be fine if everyone didn't surrender, but now that someone has taken the lead, the rest must be shown both emotionally and rationally!
Of course, Queen Anne doesn't want any good treasures or money, she just knows how to eat, it doesn't matter how much or how little, as long as it's rare and edible, that's all!
'...'
'...'
However, what surprised and angered little Annie was that those guys below were staring at each other with big eyes and small eyes, or one eye and one compound eye. You looked at me and I looked at you, but no one was ready to get up and take action. Obviously, they didn't bring any gifts. , all with the intention of attending the lecture for nothing?
"!!"
(??w???‖)?
"You...you all came here empty-handed, right? Where's your cultivator? Hand it over, I'm waiting!!"
s(??ˇεˇ??)ゞ
"Look at it! Look at it all!!"
?(?ˉ?~ˉ?)╭?
"The giant salamander spirit brought me several big fat fish that looked delicious, and the big bird that only made me sleepless for several days also brought me a bunch of fruits and a Kushikatsu... grass?, but what about you? You really came here empty-handed, right?!"
(lll￢w￢)
Originally, tuition was not necessary, because little Annie never thought that there would be so many weird guys here! So, now that someone has taken the lead, she suddenly feels that in order to avoid being pestered by some guys in the future, she must not pay the tuition! !
'...'
'...'
The monsters looked at me and I looked at you, and they didn’t know what to say for a moment... because they only heard that the Fire Immortal opened a forum here to preach and preach, but no one said they would bring anything else...
Besides, there seems to be no precedent for bringing gifts to the teacher when opening a sermon?
"!!"
o(｀^′)oHumph!
"Go away! Don't let me teach you guys without some delicious food! Get out of here all of you, except for these two guys, I won't teach any of you, so get out!!"
?(ヽ`д′)╭??
Little Annie will definitely not be polite to some guys who don't even look at them!
Therefore, after finding a reasonable excuse to drive people away, she stretched out her finger and directly cast the prophecy-type causal teleportation spell, making all the mountain spirits and wild monsters disappear in an instant except for the giant salamander spirit and a certain big bird. , she was teleported directly back to where they came from.
Now she is in class, she is a teacher, she just wants to get paid, she can do whatever she wants, she just wants to collect benefits and tuition fees in various ways. Those who want to come to the class but are not given benefits, she just won't let them listen. , even if she doesn’t teach them, what can they do to her?
"!!"
"..."
Unexpectedly, a certain Fire Immortal was even more powerful than the rumors said. With just a finger, he made hundreds of thousands of mountain spirits and wild monsters disappear. The Jingwei birds on the branches couldn't help being surprised. They secretly said they were lucky, but they couldn't help being shocked.
At that moment, they knew that they had come to the right place this time! !
(…)
(●￣(?)￣●)
(I don’t know why, Tibbers suddenly felt that his little master seemed to have accidentally learned some bad habits on the earth... You know, the teacher is to 'preach the truth and solve doubts', but now, without When necessary, it is very bad to drive people away in the name of being accepted and cultivated... Of course, no matter how bad it is, it would not dare to talk nonsense...)
"Eh? You two guys..."
!? (?''??)?
As soon as she turned her head, little Annie discovered that in the lawn under the pine trees at the top of Chuyun Peak in Cuiping Mountain, which had become clean again, except for a certain giant salamander and another Jingwei bird staying quietly on the branches, there were no other birds. There was actually a weirdo covered in tree bark and a chubby little girl with a long furry tail and ears?
"Hey! Why are you two guys still here? Why haven't you left yet?!"
(ー`′ー)
Little Annie couldn't understand that her spell was ineffective against the two guys in front of her. So, while asking, she jumped down from the stone and walked directly to the short, ugly old man and the long man. A little girl with a strange tail, who looked a bit human, looked at me carefully.
"..."
The strange old man who was holding a wooden crutch and looked very ugly, with a wrinkled bark face and hands, did not speak, but worriedly protected the little girl with a furry tail and ears behind him. .
"Woo..."
"I, we used to live here, uh... I, I am the squirrel spirit in this tree, Shu Lao is this pine tree spirit, we have been here for many years... odd number, Shu Lao, he is mute. He can’t even speak, you, you must not bully him!!”
Although she was a little scared, the chubby little girl monster, who could tell at a glance that it was some kind of animal that had transformed into a nondescript and non-human form, still gritted its teeth and bravely stood up from behind the pine tree spirit and opened its mouth to a certain person who seemed to be very powerful. The Flame Great Immortal explained.
"Huh?!"
∑(′△｀)? !
"There are so many monsters in this world. How can a pine tree or a squirrel become a spirit? It's really a pity..."
(?╭╮?)
Pouring her lips, little Annie expressed her regret...
She had long discovered that the big pine tree in front of her house and a certain fat squirrel on the tree were extremely fat. She knew that the fat squirrel would continue to eat after eating and sleeping all day long! She originally planned to get some pine nuts when she got bored one day, and then let Xiaobai fry a plate of squirrel meat for herself!
Pity……
Now that she knew that the ugly old man in front of her was a pine tree spirit, and that the fat little girl was a squirrel spirit, her original plan had to be ruined in advance... After all, Queen Anne does not eat intelligent creatures, and she does not eat intelligent creatures. I won’t eat the pine nuts from the ugly pine tree in front of me! !
When she thought that those pine nuts were picked from the body of this strange and dirty-looking old man, she felt a little nauseous and had no idea of eating them at all.
"All right……"
╮(╯▽╰)╭
"one two three four……"
(??ˇ?ˇ??)
"Since there are only four of you guys left now, but you two guys can't be driven away...forget it, let's teach together!!"
(?`▽′?)?
Regardless of whether there are two or four, little Annie, who originally just taught some magic to fool them, after thinking about it, just decided to do it. From now on, these four guys will be her students! Moreover, is it still the kind of person who doesn’t have to take responsibility and doesn’t have to worry too much whether he can teach or not?
Anyway, it's probably something that you can fool around with without taking it too seriously, just like those commercial cram schools or other messy classes on Earth, that's probably it! Of course, little Annie felt that she was different from those guys who cheated money. At least, she didn't cheat money, she only accepted some delicious food, and then she was going to teach these four monsters real spells. It was definitely not the case. What a liar! !
"correct!"
"Big Salamander Spirit, how did you come to the mountain? Your home seems to be quite far away from here..."
o(?????)o?
Suddenly, Annie remembered one thing, that is, the home of a certain giant salamander spirit seemed to be on Longhou Mountain in the northeast, and that was where little Annie caught the other party. How come the other party could now say it yesterday? You have to go to class, can you get here today?
From such a long distance, she didn't believe that this big fat goblin with a head height of more than two meters could run or fly. If the other party had the ability to soar into the clouds, he would not have been caught so easily by her in the first place. !
"Teacher Qi!"
"The giant salamander accidentally received the water escape technique from a Taoist from Biyou Palace. Please take a look..."
The giant salamander spirit did not dare to neglect, and quickly handed a piece of jade inscribed with the key to water escape respectfully into the hands of the curious Flame Immortal.
When it was captured and roasted, it tried to use the water escape method to escape...but unfortunately, the opponent's little hand seemed to have some great power, and it could only struggle in vain to no avail. , in the end he had no choice but to beg for mercy while being burned by the fire, and luckily escaped with his life.
"Water escape technique? Biyou Palace?!"
(′⊙w⊙`)
Little Annie knows the method of urinary escape, because she used to use such interesting and effective moves when she didn't want to attend meetings or attend classes!
However, as for the Biyou Palace and the Water Escape Technique, Anne felt that it was a bit strange, so she snatched the jade piece from the opponent's hand without any politeness at all, and began to frown and read quickly. Related content inside:
'Among the five elements, water comes first. There is no need to ride a boat or drive a boat. The world of the earth arrives in an instant. The saints in Biyou Palace...'
"Okay, I get it now!"
(?￣?￣?)Hey!
"It turns out that it is an alternative teleportation spell using water as a medium?!"
After just one glance, little Annie understood, and then directly threw the jade jue back into the hands of the big fat man.
She could understand the principle of that 'Water Escape Technique' at a glance! However, although any kind of magic is very useful, it has too many limitations. Once it encounters a place without water, it will be blinded. The applicability is definitely not as good as space magic.
However, in a place like the earth, no matter what era it is, there is a lot of water in rivers, oceans, land, and even the air. It is basically a water ball. The water escape technique is still very useful. At most, it is in the water vapor. It's just that the transmission is slower in thin places and faster in rivers and lakes.
"..."
(ー`′ー)
"Now let's talk about it, why do you want to learn spells, and what kind of spells do you want to learn?"
ヾ(^▽^*)))
Now that the reason why the giant salamander spirit came here is clear, Annie doesn't plan to ask about the remaining three monsters. After all, two of them live here, and the other one comes here every day these days, and sometimes stays in the woods behind. It is not surprising that they can easily fly up from the Cuiping Mountain Range.
"!!"
"I want to fill up the sea! I want to learn the magic that can fill up the East China Sea!!"
It is recorded in the Beishan Jing of "The Classic of Mountains and Seas": There are many eucalyptus trees on the mountain of Fajiu, and there are birds, whose shape is like a raven, with a literary head, a white beak, and bare feet. It is called "Jingwei", and its song comes from訨. She is the daughter of Emperor Yan, named Nvwa. A female child swam in the East China Sea and drowned, so she became a Jingwei. She often held trees and rocks from the Western Mountains in her hands and threw them into the East China Sea.
Therefore, for Jiang Nvwa, the daughter of Emperor Yan, whose only obsession is to fill up the East China Sea, the meaning of her existence is to fill up the East China Sea! The purpose of learning spells and the spells to be learned must be consistent with her purpose! !
"But why do you have to reclaim the sea?"
∑(′△｀)? !
Although she had read "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" and knew the origin of this Jingwei, little Annie still felt that if the other party was drowned by the East China Sea, she would vent her anger on the East China Sea. Isn't this a bit too arrogant and unreasonable?
You know, there are so many drowned people on the earth. If everyone was like this Jingwei and wanted to fill up the rivers, lakes and seas, then the earth might really be worthy of its name and be called the "earth". 'Ball!'
"Because the East China Sea drowned me, I vowed to take revenge. I just want to fill it up!!"
Jingwei didn't say any more reasons, he just flapped his wings restlessly on the branches.
Because filling up the East China Sea is her long-cherished wish and her obsession. There is no reason and no need for any additional reasons. Maybe this is why she has been looking for famous teachers in many places for many years, but no one is willing to teach her. The reason for the law?
But no matter what, if today's Fire Immortal doesn't teach her, she will continue to pick up rocks, branches and other things, and continue to fill up her East China Sea until one day the East China Sea is filled up by her! !
"But, who told you to play in the sea even if you can't swim?"
(??w???‖)?
"I don't care! I just want to fill it up! Fire Immortal, just tell me whether you will teach me or not!!"
The Jingwei bird continued to jump on the branches arrogantly. Apparently, her patience seemed to be running out, and she would fly away if she disagreed with her and continue to fill her East China Sea.
"All right……"
(lll￢w￢)
Since you said you should teach, you must teach, and little Annie never breaks her promise!
As for whether the other party will go and really level the East China Sea after he learns the skill, she won't care! After all, Donghai and Queen Anne are not relatives, so what does it have to do with her if they are tied?
Besides, in the future, after thousands of years, land on the earth will become increasingly expensive. Uncle Colson and the others have said that a piece of land as big as a toilet can be defrauded of a large amount of money by building a high-rise building! Most of the coastal cities on the earth are reclaiming land from the sea. Now let Jingwei flatten the East China Sea and get a large piece of land in advance to benefit future generations and stabilize housing prices. It doesn't seem to be a big deal, right?
"And you?!"
(′⊙?⊙`)
Little Annie said she already knew the reason why the Jingwei bird wanted to learn spells and what kind of spells it wanted to learn, so she now looked at the giant salamander spirit just now.
She suddenly discovered that the giant salamander seemed to be looking less and less annoying, and the more she looked at it, the more honest and honest it looked. It looked like it wanted to bully him?
(…)
(●￣(?)￣●)
"Teacher Qi!"
"It has been more than three hundred years since I, the giant salamander, began to acquire spiritual wisdom and learned to absorb the essence of the sun and moon to practice with concentration..."
"It is difficult for us monsters to survive, and we don't dare to ask for the high road. We just want to learn one or two spells to save our lives. If we can live a long life, we will have no regrets in this life..."
"I hope the teacher has mercy!!"
As he spoke, the big salamander spirit burst into tears and threw himself on the ground. While he kept kneeling down, he kept secreting out that sticky liquid. He didn't know whether it was real or not. Everyone is crying or pretending.
"oh……"
(ρ_?)..
Little Annie, who was dozing off a little, expressed her knowledge of the giant salamander spirit's urgent wish.
This cunning and cunning guy may look honest, but he is actually a man with many evil intentions. Just like his smooth appearance, he is slippery to the touch and a little disgusting to look at! !
"As for you..."
(′?_?`)
"Forget it, I won't ask you anymore!!"
(￣▽￣)～
The chubby little girl Pine Tree Spirit and the skinny and disgusting old Pine Tree Spirit were just passing by. If the other party's family hadn't been here and stayed here earlier than herself, they might have been killed by little Annie. They drove them away, so she didn't intend to ask them for their opinions.
(…)
?ˉ?~ˉ??
'...'
'...'
The old pine tree spirit and the little squirrel spirit were two poor, weak and helpless people who had been blatantly discriminated against, but had no other choice. The two monsters could only look at each other pitifully, and then continued to stay still and wait. Besides teaching each other, what else can they do?
After all, you picked this up for nothing, and if you don’t listen, it’s nothing!
Besides, their home is right here, the thousand-year-old pine tree next to this big rock. Even if they want to, I'm afraid they can't...
"Let me think about what I should teach you..."
?(?ˉ?~ˉ?)o←Thinking hard...
Now that she has decided to teach, it must be the kind of spell that is the most worry-free and labor-saving. It is best that the monsters like them can't learn it on their own and don't have to trouble her again! After all, Queen Anne's time is very precious, so she is not in the mood to take care of students all day long!
This is just like her students back then, the two sisters Tohsaka Sakura and Tohsaka Rin, their two little cousins, and the guys like Illyasviel. Didn't she also teach for a while? He got impatient, and then left them to Artoria and the Kingdom of Camelot, the sacred griffon, and ignored them?
I just don’t know, how are their little ones doing now?
besides……
What kind of expression will those little ones have when they know that they have been tricked by her, that they will never grow up, and that their bodies will always be fixed at the same time? In this regard, little Annie said that she is really looking forward to it...
"..."
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"It's really annoying. It seems that I really don't know what to teach... Well, you brought me delicious food today, and I will give you some delicious food first!"
ヾ(@^▽^@)ノ?
Little Annie couldn't think of a good idea for the time being, but she was afraid that those people would be embarrassed if they waited too long, so she generously took out four small peaches and threw them casually to her four non-students. in hand.
"!!"
"??"
"..."
"W-what is this?"
Obviously, whether it is a giant salamander spirit, two pine tree spirits, a squirrel spirit, or the one that gets grumpy when they disagree, like a Jingwei bird that flies away to fill the sea, they all know that the peach in front of them must be a nice one!
"This is a flat peach!"
(^_?)☆
"Ha! I thought of it, just wait a minute!!"
o(?????)o?
Suddenly, little Annie had an idea and seemed to think of something that she had ignored for a long time. Then, she began to cast spells with her eyes closed, preparing to come here with an interesting thing, and let the other party teach her temporary new recruits. student.
"Haha! Still want to escape? I caught you!!"
?*??(ˊ?ˋ*)??*?
When the four little monsters didn't know how to eat the four peaches with amazing aura, suddenly, a big ball of light was grabbed out of the void by the cheering Fire Immortal! !
"Listen carefully!"
amp;(￣︶￣)↗?
"This thing, it's called the Lord God! It's a good thing I just caught! From now on, it will be my agent. If you want to learn any spells, just look for it!"
"However, if you want to learn spells or get some good things, you must complete the tasks given by the master, that is, the tasks given by me, Annie Flame Master, in exchange for points!"
?乛?乛?
"I have given the permission to use it to you four guys. If you don't understand, just ask it. Don't bother me! Goodbye~!!"
ヾ(￣▽￣)bye~bye~
After saying that, little Annie flashed up and disappeared without a trace. Apparently she went somewhere to have fun again.
As for the main god...
Well, she kidnapped it directly from the Demon Team's space, and she also signed a bond of slavery. That thing now belongs to her completely! As for the future, whether there is still a main god in the main god space, or whether there is no main god in the devil team's space, what does that have to do with Queen Anne? !
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