"snort!!"
o(｀^??)oHmph!
Now Annie is very angry, very angry, extremely angry! !
And the person she was angry with was obviously a naked little brat who tricked her into eating some so-called delicious 'incense' - Nezha!
"That bad thing..."
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"You dare to say that 'incense' is a very good thing, and trick me into going to his house... It turns out that it is the kind of messy and impure power of faith that cannot be eaten or drunk? I don't want that kind of thing It’s so rare, I won’t take it even if it’s given to you for free!!”
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Anyway,
This time, Annie followed the smoky ruined temple to the house of the guy named Nezha, and her anticipation was really in vain... She is very sad now, and also very angry at the same time!
You know, Lady Queen Anne is the most, most, most... the most powerful arcane mage. She is only interested in some weird and fun things, or knowledge that she doesn't know, or good food and drink. She is interested in things like that. As for things like 'faith', she has always looked down upon it, and she will never absorb something that does more harm than good and restrains herself, and she will never eat it. 'Those impure 'incense' given to her by that abominable villain Nezha! !
Besides, there are so many worlds that she has saved (occupied), and there are so many people who unconditionally worship and believe in her, Queen Anne. If she really wants that kind of power of faith, how can she Wouldn't you go to the Caribbean world or the sanctuary world of Sanctuary to search for a more pure faith? Where can I go to 'eat' that little brat's incense, belief and will that are mixed with purpose and impure motives? !
"I never want to play with him again!!"
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Although Annie seems to have never played with the other party, today's events and encounters are enough to pull the other party's reputation from her non-existent 'friends' list from 'friendly' to 'cold' 'To that extent.
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(Tibbers also felt a little sorry for what happened to his young master...
Of course, the things it regrets must be somewhat inconsistent with the content of its little master's anger. It is definitely not the kind of thing that the other party is angry about because he can't eat delicious food, but it is somewhat regretful about the terrible thing it has. Why didn't the little master vent his anger by burning down the ruined temple of the naked brat named Nezha when he was angry? )
"It's really annoying!"
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Annie feels like she's a little unlucky today?
First of all, at the beginning, she went out to hang out and did not provoke anyone. She also took the initiative to do a good deed and burned a few man-eating monsters to death. But the result was not good. After doing a good deed, she was wronged and then used. How many times did lightning strike? Then, when I was hungry and ready to eat, I let a little kid play tricks on me? !
Anyway, little Annie is feeling very angry in her heart right now. She feels aggrieved, depressed, unhappy, and wants to take her anger out on others... Anyway, she is in a bad mood right now. If anyone dares to provoke her again now She definitely won’t have a good outcome! !
"Tibbers, the people in this world are really bad. Even the little kids are so bad. They talk nice, but at the end of the day they actually want to use that kind of thing to fool us! !”
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Anne was very frustrated and unhappy!
Because, her original plan of having a rare meal today was completely in vain. Those so-called good things 'incense' were useless in her opinion! Therefore, she had no choice but to wander aimlessly in the mountains, not knowing where the strange place she had just teleported to in a random flash out of anger was.
(Then what do you want to do now? Why don’t you go back quickly and continue to stroll here? Look, it’s getting dark and the sun is almost setting...
??????????Um?
——In fact, Tibbers knows that his bad little master may have misunderstood the naked little human soul named Nezha. In his opinion, the other party is willing to use the principle of faith called "incense". If you try to share it with your little master, it will be really amazing!
But it's a pity that the other party didn't understand the origin of his little master, so he accidentally showed the wrong feelings and did bad things with good intentions. )
"I don't want to do anything else! I'm just strolling around, don't worry about me!!"
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"By the way! Tibbers, it seems quite quiet here, and there are a lot of small animals. How about... let's grab something for a picnic outside?"
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The environment here looks very strange. It is definitely not the boundary of Cuiping Mountain where her temporary home is located, and it is definitely not near Chentangguan, but Anne really doesn't recognize the specific place.
After all, she didn't have a map of this world, and there were no obvious boundary markers here. It was simply a remote mountain and wild forest. If she were an ordinary person, she would definitely not dare to come to such a place alone at such a time. of! Because, there are many insects, snakes, beasts and monsters in the wild in this world. If you don’t have some skills and like to wander around, I’m afraid you won’t be able to go back!
What's worse is that in this world, even if you don't go out and wander around, it is very risky for ordinary people to live a stable life. For example, what will happen to the mountain village far away from Chentangguan? That place was obviously guarded by Li Jing, the commander-in-chief of Chentangguan, and it was obviously within the territory of the Shang Dynasty. But in broad daylight, there were still monsters coming out to hurt and eat people. This shows that the survival of human beings in this world is The hard part.
However,
This kind of thing has nothing to do with little Annie. Now, she just wants to have fun in this world, and then find some delicious or weird things to satisfy her curiosity.
(Dear little master, do you want to grab something to barbecue? But what do you want to grab and what do you want to eat?
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——Tibbers knows it. He just checked and found that there doesn’t seem to be any large and delicious animals that are very big and have a lot of meat near the deep mountains and wild forests... Besides, it I am very worried about my little master’s cooking skills that are not poisonous for the time being. The most he can do is grill frogs and charcoal-grilled meat, which is the kind that burns all the meat and bones into charcoal...)
"Of course...eat it~!!"
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As soon as she reached out, with the help of the mage's hand, Annie successfully caught a strange fish with a big head, a slimy body and four thick legs from the creek not far away... Or, It can be said that it is a huge strange loach or strange catfish that is more than one meter long and weighs about ten kilograms.
Anyway,
No matter what it is, now it has been tightly grasped by little Annie's little hands on the back of the neck, and it looks clumsy. There is no way to fight back, it can only twist and struggle in vain, with four big, short and small ones, But he could never reach the little hand holding its neck.
(…)
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(Little Master, this seems to be...a certain kind of Oriental giant salamander salamander. It is an endangered animal. The book says that this kind of salamander cannot be eaten...
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——Of course, Tibbers knows that there is no problem if his little master wants to eat a fish... However, with this weird thing in front of him that is secreting a lot of mucus all over its body, it still doesn't recommend it to his little master. To eat, it is not recommended for young masters who basically don’t know any other cooking methods to try it easily except roasting. )
"This is not the earth thousands of years from now. This mountain is full of these things. There are so many of them. Why can't I eat them?"
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Moreover, little Annie found its source in "The Classic of Mountains and Seas":
The mountain of Longhou has no vegetation but many gold and jade. The water of Juejue comes out, and flows eastward into the river. There are many fish among them, their shape is like a fish, with four legs, their voice is like that of a baby, and they eat without any disease.
Annie didn't know if this was Longhou Mountain, or if it was a stream in the Yellow River, but all she knew now was that this kind of giant salamander was a good food to eat, and it was also mentioned in the book, If you eat its meat, won't people get Alzheimer's disease?
Even though Annie would not grow old or suffer from the strange disease of Alzheimer's disease, she would always be willing to try the edible foods recorded in books.
(That's up to you, you can eat it if you want, it's not poisonous anyway...)
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"But, Tibbers, what on earth are we going to do?"
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"If you bake it directly, it might be very fishy...and it looks slimy, full of snot-like mucus. It's so disgusting...Also, it's a little bigger, so it doesn't look like it. Small animals like frogs are easy to roast..."
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There is no doubt that little Annie has a talent for eating, and that talent is quite high!
However, the talent for cooking is not so good...
She dislikes some of the things she cooked herself, so looking at the giant salamander she caught now always makes her feel a little confused, but she is a little reluctant to throw it away. After all, the book As mentioned above, it is edible and is a type of food!
(Little master, let’s just put it on a low fire and burn it slowly, if you don’t want to accidentally burn it to ashes?
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——Tibbers, who didn’t want to waste time, directly encouraged his little master to burn and eat the giant salamander that might become an endangered protected animal in a few thousand years! Anyway, in this day and age, the other party is not a protected animal, and certainly no one would dare to cause trouble to its little master because of this. )
"..."
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"Okay, let's bake it for now..."
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Anyway, there are many more in the creeks in this mountain, even bigger ones than this one. If the roasted ones are too fishy or cannot be eaten for other reasons, then she will catch one or two more alive and take them back. , just let Xiaobai help him stew a pot of delicious soup.
"flame……"
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Little Annie always did whatever came to her mind, so she directly summoned two fireballs and planned to take action.
In short, it’s just a bit of fun and watching, nothing serious...
Although it looks a little pitiful, small animals are destined to be eaten. Even if they are not caught and roasted by her now, they will be caught and eaten alive by other big animals in the future. , if this is the case, then Queen Anne will definitely not feel sorry for herself.
After all, although the little animal is very pitiful, her always empty belly is even more pitiful! !
'Spare, spare my life...'
'Great Immortal, spare your life, please be noble and let the little one go, right? '
Under the influence of the mage's hand, a poor giant salamander that "looks like a fish, has four legs, sounds like a baby, and eats without any disease" was suspended in mid-air and slowly controlled. When he started to bake at a low temperature when he moved above a certain group of flames, suddenly, a baby-like voice finally sounded.
It had to speak, because if it didn't speak, it would be dead! !
"!!"
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"Who? Who is talking! Huh? It seems to be you, a giant salamander?!"
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In shock, little Annie grabbed the opponent's tail, then brought it to her again and looked at it for a while. After confirming, she threw it to the ground with an exclamation.
'Ouch……'
'Little Demon Salamander Mountain Man, I would like to thank the Great Immortal for not killing me! '
Soon, in the slightly surprised eyes of little Annie and Tibbers, the giant salamander that had just been roasted on the fire and had to speak began to twist on the ground, and then followed the light. With twists and turns, a giant salamander with a big, flat, wrinkled head and two slimy beards, seemingly nearly two meters tall, appeared in front of him for nothing?
(It turns out to be a monster, you know...)
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"!!"
∑(??△｀)? !
"It's so ugly. Fortunately, I didn't eat it just now. Otherwise, I would have to spit it out now!!"
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Seeing the other person's sticky, stinky skin, ugly big head and sticky body fluids, little Annie pinched her little nose and took a few steps back, and even held the other person's nose with disgust. He rubbed his hands hard on Tibbers the bear, which was protruding from the disc around his waist, and wiped away the sticky and smelly liquid.
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??????????←In an instant, he turned into an unhappy bear-face!
↑But there is no good way...
"Hello!"
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"Who are you and why are you here? And, where is this place?!"
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Little Annie obviously didn't like the smelly, slimy, and ugly guy in front of her. He successfully made her lose her appetite... However, this did not prevent her from asking for directions so that she could remember them. Find out where this place is now, and then compare it with your recipe... No, it's with the "Book of Mountains and Seas", a sacred book for exploring the world, so that you can find the location of those delicious things in the future!
"Qi, Qi reports to the Great Immortal..."
"The little demon is not a human being, the little demon is a giant salamander that has become a spirit through cultivation... The little demon has been cultivating here at Longhou Mountain for more than three hundred years. This is Longhou Mountain..."
In fact, the giant salamander spirit itself is quite unjust. It has not provoked anyone, nor has it committed any evil deeds. It is cultivating well in its own home, but it does not want disaster to fall from the sky. This is not a place with famous mountains and rivers. There was such a powerful person who didn't know how to follow, and he captured me alive, and almost roasted him and ate him?
"It is indeed Longhou Mountain!!"
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"Then let me ask you, are the two hundred miles southwest of here the Taihang Mountains? The two hundred miles northeast of here, are they the Macheng Mountains?!"
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There are four-horned sheep named "??" in the Taihang Mountains, and there is also a bird with six legs like a magpie, which has six chicken legs that can be chewed... And it is even more amazing on Macheng Mountain, there is such a bird There is a winged dog-headed Pegasus, and a dove bird with white head, green feathers and yellow claws. It is said that people will not feel hungry anymore and can cure warts after eating it?
Actually, little Annie didn't agree or care about the claim that white-headed turtle doves could cure diseases. However, she was interested in that magical bird that was said to never feel hungry again after eating it. Feeling very interested!
Anyway, she wanted to know if she would really not feel hungry after eating them? Or is it just to fill your stomach? Of course, it's also possible that the stuff is actually poisonous. If people eat too much, they'll suddenly burp their hair, and then they won't be afraid of starving anymore?
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In short, she is just guessing, and she is also very interested in researching it!
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"Great Immortal..."
"Great Immortal? Excuse me, do you have anything else to ask? If not, can the little demon resign now?"
The giant salamander spirit doesn't want to stay here anymore with this strange and dangerous blond little succubus in front of it. It just wants to go back as soon as possible, the sooner the better!
"No more for now, let's go~!!"
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After writing down the location nearby, Little Annie was no longer interested in the giant salamander spirit, because she rarely had the idea of eating the meat of that kind of intelligent creature, especially the ugly one. And he can also talk!
"Thank you, Immortal, for not killing me..."
The giant salamander, like Meng Dahe, quickly turned around and ran in the direction of a certain creek. After a while, the rustling sound became more and more distant, until the other party disappeared completely, and no one knew where it was. Hidden somewhere.
"Well……"
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"This is Longhou Mountain, so Chentangguan should be in this direction?!"
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Things have not been going well on this day, so little Annie decided not to wander around for the time being. She would go to Chentangguan before it gets dark to see if there is anything interesting or delicious there. If If there really isn't any, I can only go back and ask my butler, Xiaobai, to get me some food...
Although the taste of the food cooked by the other party is a bit dull, it is definitely countless times better than her own.
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"Husband!"
"Where is Taoist Priest Jiang Ziya? Where has he gone?!"
In the residence of General Chentangguan, she returned to the lobby holding a tray with some children's mushy food in both hands. Mrs. Yin, who was just about to invite the old Taoist priest to have a light meal later, unexpectedly discovered that Mrs. Yin, who had just returned The old Taoist priest who was chatting happily with his husband disappeared at this time?
So, in doubt, she handed the thing in her hand to a maid beside her and asked her to feed the little baby who was lucky enough to be rescued. After that, she curiously asked her husband.
"cough!"
"The Taoist priest said he went to Chaoge to seek refuge with his sworn brother, who just used Taoism to escape! Before he left, he entrusted the child to us. He said he asked us to find a good family in Chentangguan to help adopt him? "
Li Jing waved his hand and signaled the maids to take the still crying baby down to take better care of him, then he sighed and sat on the side of the main room.
In fact, he was not worried about the child. It was not difficult to adopt him in the General Soldier's mansion or find someone to adopt him. However, the fire demon who almost slaughtered the small village and harmed hundreds of innocent villagers was not so good. Dealt with it.
After all, he, Li Jing, is the commander-in-chief of Chentangguan and has the responsibility to protect the land and the people. No matter what, he always needs to explain this matter to the elders of Chentangguan! And that fire demon must also be destroyed! !
"Hmph! I think he must have been scared, so he ran away!!"
"It would be nice if he left now, but how are we going to find that little fire demon who is killing people?!"
Hearing that the old Taoist priest was looking for an excuse to escape, Mrs. Yin angrily punched the thick wooden pillar in the main room, leaving a fist mark on the extremely tough hardwood of the pillar. It also made the whole house tremble slightly.
She actually didn't care whether the old Taoist priest left or not. What she cared about was how on earth were they going to find the monster who didn't know its specific appearance but only knew it was 'blonde and blue-eyed' without the other party's help?
"well……"
"Madam, it is our duty to guard the gates and protect the people. It is already very valuable for Dao Zhang Jiang to save people, so how can we be too demanding?"
Although he also knew that the other party might be afraid of the fierce fire demon, Li Jing did not make any excuse to persuade the other party to stay and help... After all, he was always a strange person like a wandering cloud and wild crane, no matter what It was under the control of the government, and they were not familiar with each other, so there was no reason to ask each other for help.
"snort!!"
Even so, the other party's escape still made Mrs. Yin walk aside angrily, and at the same time, she fiercely slammed the bronze sword around her waist onto the rock floor, causing it to sink directly into the stone slab.
"Madam, you..."
Li Jing shook his head, and was about to say something to comfort his wife, when suddenly, a sweaty soldier ran in quickly from outside.
"Report~!!"
"Sir, Commander-in-Chief, a little girl with blond hair and blue eyes was found outside Chentangguan City. She looks very much like the little fire demon who kills people and sets fire on the list!!"
The messenger who was kneeling on the ground reported anxiously and excitedly to their commander-in-chief and his wife. When he came, the soldiers at the top of their city had already reported the blond and blue-eyed man who suddenly appeared in front of them. Surrounded by little monsters outside!
"ha!!"
"What an arrogant fire demon. Not long after the announcement was posted, he dared to come to Chentangguan to cause trouble?!"
Hearing that the murderous and arsonous little fire demon not only slaughtered the village, but also dared to invade his own Chentangguan, Li Jing couldn't stop being angry, so he just tossed his cloak and walked out the door.
"Husband, wait for me!!"
After hearing the news, Mrs. Yin's eyes couldn't help but light up, and then she didn't dare to fall behind. She rolled up the bronze sword that she had just inserted into the stone slab, turned around and chased after her husband Li Jing...
Just now she was worried that she couldn't find the little fire demon, but now it was good, the other party actually delivered it to her door! !
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