Bridges and Tunnels Authority, this title is the words engraved on the outside of the main entrance wall of the headquarters building of IB Black Special Police, a 'foreign-related' organization with a history of decades, and the name made public to the public. Of course, anyone who knows anything knows that the 'Bridges and Tunnels Authority' is nothing more than a disguised shell. Although it is also responsible for building 'bridges' to establish relationships with aliens and is good at operating in the depths of the earth. It digs holes, but it doesn't care about any bridges or tunnels on the ground in this world!
But the ib, an organization of men in black, has been using this shell to exist underground at 504 Bailey Street for many years...
Except for a very few people who are allowed to know, as well as ib's own agents, agents and staff, plus those alien tourists or alien refugees who have settled on Earth, no one knows that this place is located at 504 Bailey Street What does the seemingly monotonous and ancient building here mean, or what kind of underlying strength does it have?
For countless years, this 'Bridge and Tunnel Authority', which occupies an excellent location in the city and covers an extremely large area, has been asked by capitalists to relocate or plan to buy the land countless times?
But in the end, none of their backgrounds were as strong and solid as the background of the 'Bridges and Tunnels Authority'... So, without exception, those who tried to buy the headquarters of the 'Bridges and Tunnels Authority' used it to develop real estate. Or those black-hearted capitalists who made other plans and prepared to demolish the property with black hands, but they all stopped in the end and had to take the initiative to forget or be forced to forget about the acquisition.
Today, many council officials have gradually forgotten about the 'Bridges and Tunnels Authority', and even the funding for this authority has long been discontinued... However, the building of this authority is still standing strong The land stands here and still displays its unit name to the world.
This is a majestic gray-brown building. The entire front of the building is covered with rock-white marble wall tiles. There is not even a window at the front door... and the outside of the wall tiles is on the middle and upper outer wall of the building. The wall tiles are engraved with huge English letters of 'Bridge and Tunnel Authority'. Apart from this, there are no additional decorations, but they look solemn and grand!
For people who don’t know, they think this is still an agency of the federal government?
But they would never have imagined that even government officials could count on one hand the number of people who knew about the existence of this unit! Moreover, the existence of this organization has long been removed from the list of government departments.
This is an organization that has never existed, but actually exists among people!
It is now an 'invisible' organization that exists in fact but does not exist in name! Moreover, it has a very large authority and a very deep foundation. It has numerous alien super technologies, super suspended subways, and countless large and small cosmic 'civilian' spaceships, etc. It is a transcendent existence that surpasses most military and political departments in every aspect. ! !
Bang! !
However, today, its door was kicked open brutally...
A little girl wearing a black suit and cool black sunglasses, holding a stuffed toy bear in her hand, followed behind by a funny pug dog also wearing a black suit and sunglasses. , finally shortly after noon, I came to the slightly mottled and outdated shabby solid wood gate of the 'Bridge and Tunnel Authority', and kicked it open with a somewhat naughty and irritable kick, and then took the The bastard alien behind her walked in.
"..."
"Hello! Agent Annie, and Frank, welcome back!!"
When little Annie, who was wearing a black suit and sunglasses, took her doggy Frank to the passage inside the door and walked to the logo icon of the planet and satellites in the middle of the granite floor, she sat on the two huge industrial exhaust fans. The bald black man in the middle, holding a newspaper in his hand, extended his hand in a friendly manner and said hello to a lawless little girl who walked in.
This is the first time that the other party has used such violent means to deal with that poor door. However, he has always been a little helpless and has no good solution.
Because that little guy with a bad temper almost never listens to people's advice, and few people dare to persuade him. What advice is in vain?
"Hi~!"
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"How about you? You're a weird uncle who reads that kind of newspaper all day long..."
e=(o｀)))Alas
Every time she returns to the headquarters of the ib men in black, little Annie can't help but want to complain about the weird uncle in front of her... Because, the other party really doesn't keep up with the times, and he is always like this every day. I know how to read news, but I know how to read boring newspapers every day, and I still read them all day long...
Although, the treatment of this ib organization is very generous. The other party doesn't have to do anything all day long, he can just sit here and eat and wait to die... But, what age are we in now? That weird guy actually reads the newspaper, so he can't read it Something else? For example, mobile phones, tablets, etc., after being connected to the Internet, wouldn't the information be much richer and more interesting than newspapers?
Wouldn't it be fun to play games while sitting here, or pretend to be a little brother to hook up with a little sister? Anyway, as far as Anne knew, people on earth now like this kind of thing, and newspapers should have been eliminated a long time ago.
"Woof!!"
Frank, the alien dog following little Annie, also barked at this time, even as he greeted the old agent in black who was guarding the door.
"Annie, you are late again today..."
"Boss Z and Agent K have been waiting for you in the office for a long time. They just summoned you and asked you to go to their office as soon as possible if they see you arriving. The sooner the better, Are you not allowed to hang out and play in other departments?"
The black bald man who was guarding the door and reading the newspaper ignored the little guy's rants. He just raised his hand and looked at the watch on his wrist. He found that the time was already past twelve o'clock, and this man was in the limelight recently. The little girl has not clocked in to work until now...
This is a bit too much, what does it sound like?
It was already afternoon now. He believed that Boss Z and Chief K must be a little impatient by now. If it had been anyone else, they might have been wiped out with a 'memory eraser' and kicked out. Bar?
"I want you to take care of it?!"
"Also, bald man, I'm not 'late again'! I... I'm actually late every day!!"
(｀)
After playfully making a funny face to the bald man sitting on the side of the door, little Annie happily continued to carry her little bear, skipped quickly to the elevator, stretched out her hand and pushed hard I took a photo of the device that identifies people based on fingerprints and faces.
Anyway, they found out today, she was just late, what could they do to her?
After all, she is still a child, and adequate rest is a must. Moreover, she was ordered to 'arrest' the alien from Allen last night, and it took a lot of effort to 'subdue' her. The other party is very tired, so of course she needs to sleep more today!
In short, this is a normal thing, there is no need to make a fuss!
(…)
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(One shot was fired before and after, and then the whole process was about eating, drinking and having fun... Anyway, Tibbs didn't think it would be tiring. It was just that some bad little guy was having too much fun and was eating too much. Being too full, that’s why I went to bed too late, overslept, and even pretended not to hear a stupid dog barking outside the door for a long time, and it’s been delayed until now?)
Ding~!
After a crisp elevator sound, the elevator's retractable door opened.
"All right……"
"But Agent Annie, please be sure not to kick in the door next time... This wooden door of our IB has a history of decades. It has always looked like this since I joined IB. I hope it lasts until my retirement!"
Competent people must have certain privileges, and Detective A is undoubtedly the most capable of all the detectives and agents in ib! Therefore, it is definitely okay to be a little more tolerant, and since the other party is indeed too young, it is definitely okay to be a little more tolerant.
It is precisely because of this that in normal times, the other party will always be pampered by other agents and agents on certain minor issues. As for minor issues such as kicking in the door and being late, it goes without saying. , there is definitely no problem, and there will definitely be no meaningful criticism for this!
Of course, privileges come with privileges, but on some principled issues, he, a dedicated veteran gatekeeper, still had to protest and lecture a little.
"OK!"
(`)
"Bald man, I promise, I will kick you a little softer next time?!"
(w)
Anne thinks that the broken door looks so old even there, isn't it just used for kicking? If it is not kicked to pieces quickly, how can it be reported to the headquarters for funds to replace it? If it is not replaced or repaired, how can we deduct oil and water from it?
In short,
Annie felt that this gatekeeper didn't understand the way of being an official at all. Aren't those corrupt officials and company logistics people who specialize in making money in TV and movies poaching the country and companies like that? Therefore, he deserves to be guarded by the other party for a lifetime and read newspapers for a day!
However, Annie didn't care what the other person thought, because she had to go to work now.
She was going to take the elevator to the headquarters below to show her face. If there was nothing particularly important, she could just leave early and go back to her manor castle on the outskirts of the city to play her own hunting game. In this boring and depressing place!
"Next time?!"
Ding~!
Before the bald black man reading the newspaper was ready to say anything more, the lawless little girl Detective Annie and the alien dog Frank had already walked into the elevator, closed the elevator door, and disappeared together. into his sight.
"well……"
After shaking his head and sighing, the bald black gatekeeper continued to work on his simple computer chair. He first leaned on the back of the chair, then crossed his legs, shaking his head and looking at the newspaper in his hand... ...Unlike the little girl who just ran to work, he has been guarding the door here for a long time, and will continue to guard the door for a long time before it is time for him to change his job and get off work... And this thing in his hand You have to read the newspaper slowly, otherwise, you won’t be able to hold on until then?
He had already reported the news of Agent Annie's arrival at the headquarters using his own communication equipment. Whether the other party would go to Boss Z's office immediately later was beyond his control.
"Boss Annie!"
"We are here now, later than usual. Isn't this a bit too much?"
`?
Watching the numbers on the elevator drop rapidly and waiting for the elevator to descend to the underground headquarters area, Frank, the alien dog who was suddenly bored, asked with some anxiety.
After all, according to ib's rules and regulations, it is now considered a serious disciplinary violation. If he is accidentally expelled, wouldn't it be a bit unjust? Frank had finally managed to get into his current position as an official agent, and he didn't want to lose this good job so easily.
"Well……"
(`)
"It's a little early. We should wait until it's almost time to get off work. Then we can show our faces and go home directly?"
(o￣w￣)○
Now that she fights or captures aliens every day, Annie feels a little tired...
And if there is no such fun thing anymore, it may be unclear, and who will care whether it is excessive or not?
Anyway, Queen Anne has never expected to live on the small salary paid to her by the Men in Black ib headquarters. But for the other party who helped her a lot, not only providing her with a big house to live in, but also free of charge. Serving all kinds of delicious food... If she always felt a little bit guilty and had to do a little favor for the other party, maybe she would have given up long ago!
Because during this period of time, she had roughly figured out what the men in black agents were doing as a profession, but it seemed that it was really not as fun as she imagined? Therefore, now she has long lost the enthusiasm she had at the beginning, so it is normal.
After all, it seems like it's not as fun now as when she was in the Avengers!
At that time, as long as it did not endanger the safety of the world or the survival of the earth, there was no need for Queen Anne to take action! Because those ordinary S.H.I.E.L.D. or Bear Shield agents will naturally solve all troubles.
And when they really couldn't solve it, the Tin Man Tony Stark, the Hulk, Uncle Hammer without his hammer, and other messy mutants and superheroes came to the rescue. Not to mention how easy it was for her. ! !
"All right……"
u ` u
Now that the other party has already said that, what else can Frank say?
Anyway, Frank, this alien dog is just the other party’s assistant partner. All arrangements are based on this terrible little girl. As long as Boss Z and the others don’t plan to punish this little girl, they will definitely not be able to punish it. Yes, that’s enough. It doesn’t want to worry too much about other things, so it’s happy to be at ease!
Ding~!
Before Frank and Little Annie could chat more, soon, the elevator that had descended deep into the ground finally rang and opened the retractable door...
Outside is the bright lobby of the ib headquarters. Various men, women, or alien agents are busy here. Many staff agents who heard the sound of the elevator curiously moved toward the open door. The elevator door looked over.
…
"Hello! Agent A!"
"Hello! Sir! Welcome back to work 'on time'!!"
"Hey! Little Annie, you are finally here. How are you? Are you in a good mood today?"
"Hi! Baby Annie, sister, I made some delicious snacks for you, and put them in the refrigerator in the break room for female staff No. 2. They were frozen in the second layer of ice. It's such a hot day. If you're hungry, why don't you go and eat some?"
Seeing that the person coming down from the elevator was a new and popular figure from IB, the amazing Little Devil Agent Annie, many male and female agents or staff were either surprised, teased, flattered, or liked each other. , they all opened their mouths to welcome a little guy who was leading a dog out of the elevator door with a cool look on his face.
This kind of high-standard treatment is probably not even available to Boss Z at the ib headquarters...
"Report!"
"Sir Anne, I heard that you killed such a bastard Allen with one shot? That's great. We just got accurate evidence. The last big tragedy in Manhattan that killed several students was the damn one. It’s made by aliens! You kill it with one shot, it’s really a bargain!!”
A black-clothed agent holding some documents in his hand came to the side of the little girl, bent over and said with a flattering smile.
"Hot-shot SWAT" Your Excellency Anne has always been truthful, and none of the aliens who have been killed have really been unjustly accused... This kind of thing, in the eyes of agents like them who specialize in investigation Here, it is simply a miraculous existence!
"I know, Ni Zuokai!!"
(vv)
Anne reached out and pushed away the documents handed over by the other party. She just came back here to show her face and enjoy the various looks from these people. She didn't really come back to work! Anyway, she would definitely not check those documents.
When they had time, they could go find Frank, that stupid dog, who was most interested in those things, and signed them with his paws!
"Hi! Little Annie, why are you here so early today?"
A staff member who seemed to be jealous that the little girl didn't have to go to work on time asked Annie in a joking tone and resentful rhetoric as she passed by.
"I want you to take care of it!!"
(,,,,)snort!
Little Annie snorted coldly and reached out to take away the biscuits on the other side's table, planning to feed them to the dog later.
"Sir!"
"This is the report I wrote for you. Can you see if there are any problems? If not, you can sign it later..."
A female employee who seemed to want something from the little girl quickly caught up and handed over a report written on several pieces of A4 paper.
"Print it out and give it to that old man Z, and just say it was written by me!!"
o(｀)o
Anne never writes reports or anything like that, and of course, she never reads them!
'Hello, Agent A! '
'Hello, sir! '
'Hello……'
Along the way, when little Annie and her alien dog partner Frank walked to the staff area of the Men in Black headquarters, a large number of agents, male and female staff paid her attention, regardless of whether they were familiar or not. The familiar ones were all friendly or smiled and greeted the smart and cute little girl agent warmly.
Because, in the Men in Black organization, as long as you have ability, you can gain the respect of others!
And it just so happened that a certain little girl had successfully completed at least dozens of tasks in the past few days since she joined the company. She also destroyed at least several alien smuggling gangs and black markets, and also made the entire earth aware of aliens. The sound and demeanor changed, and the public security suddenly improved a lot.
"I'm so envious..."
"Boss Anne, tell me, when will I, Frank, be able to behave like this to you? As soon as I enter the door, there will be a lot of agents and agents courting me?"
⊙`⊙
Frank is a little sour...
It always felt that why Frank, its alien dog, and Annie, the boss, were partners, but those guys didn't even look at it. Could it be that it is too short or not as cute as a little girl?
Maybe……
It's time for Frank to change his skin. Can she make a biochemical skin of a cute little girl and disguise herself as the kind of little lolita that the good-looking party likes?
"snort!"
o(｀)o
"Who calls you so useless? If you had completed the mission by yourself last night and were not almost trampled to death by that alien, they would have greeted you warmly!!"
(●vwv●)
A certain bad dog is useless every time, too stupid, and always left to clean up the mess. She, Queen Anne, has actually been a little impatient for a long time.
And if other people didn't seem to be as fun and easy to bully as this stupid dog, maybe she would have kicked him away. Where would she find such a useless partner? !
"..."
"Please, I never thought it was actually the murderer..."
u ` u
If you think about it seriously, Frank was indeed a little unjust.
Originally, it thought that if it said that, the other party would come with it honestly. After all, it didn't say anything more, and it didn't have any more evidence... But who would have thought, the other party would actually He got violent and injured the dog, and almost killed it?
"Hmph! It's useless, it's useless, just making some boring excuses!!"
(ˉ￣～)Cut~~
"..."
u ` u
"Report!"
"Report! Sir A, the Antarctic team just sent a message asking for help. They encountered a guy who is difficult to deal with. Do you want to take the time to take a look?"
A black-clothed employee who didn't know who to assign the help information to saw a little girl passing by, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he stretched out his hand to say hello.
He thinks that if the other party is willing to go to Antarctica, the team will definitely have an easier time dealing with the aliens hiding under the ice, right? At least, that little girl's marksmanship is very accurate and she can provide powerful long-range force support?
"Never!!"
“It’s such a cold place in Antarctica, no one wants to go there!!”
┑(￣Д￣)┍
Although it is the hottest summer of the year, there is no need to go as far as Antarctica to escape the heat. There are only clumsy penguins there, and they are not delicious at all! !
"..."
u ` u
Frank doesn’t like going to Antarctica either, so he doesn’t want to talk now!
"Report, sir! It was discovered that aliens stole the Pharaoh's DNA from the pyramids in Egypt. Are you interested in investigating?"
Another employee in black who was in charge of coordination also stood up from her seat and suggested something to a little guy passing by.
“It’s too hot there, so I won’t go!!”
(へ)
"Little sister, what's so fun about those dead people's graves? If the aliens want it, just let them take it. I won't go there!!"
o(￣￣|||)o
It’s so popular. She is an arcanist and has no interest in digging other people’s graves or studying dead people!
"..."
"Report, report!"
"Report sir! A large alien monster was discovered in the island country. Boss Z said that he wants you to take time to visit in a few days?!"
Another employee in black stood up from her seat and pointed at a monster that was showing off its power in a city on an island country, tearing down houses and eating people.
"!!"
Σ(°△°|||)
"If you don't want to go, don't go! Don't they have Ultraman in their island country? Why not let those Ultraman help them? Anyway, I don't want to meddle in other people's business!!"
(￣△￣；)
Seeing that big thing, little Annie was initially a little interested, but soon, she remembered something and resolutely shook her head and refused.
If there are monsters, of course they should go to Ultraman. Why go to Queen Anne? Therefore, if she doesn't go, she won't go. She doesn't like to join in the fun of other people's homes! !
"???"
"But... what is Ultraman?"
The staff who stood up to report looked confused and looked at the staff in black who were also confused, because they had no idea what the little girl was talking about just now.
"ah!?"
Σ(⊙⊙“a
"Well... I'm sorry, I seemed to have forgotten, Ultraman seems to be a group of bad guys from another world..."
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(…)
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"..."
"..."
Just like that, when a group of black-clothed employees were either serious or playful and were ready to continue teasing a little girl, the black-faced agent with big lips stood in front of the little girl and stretched out his hand to signal others not to cause trouble?
"Hi~!"
"Little Annie, come with me!"
"Boss Z and Boss K are getting impatient. Now we need to assign you some important tasks... Hey! Don't even think about running away. Those are the ones you can't refuse. If you can't complete them, the earth may be gone! "
J stretched out his hand without hesitation to block the other party's way to the other side, and said with a smile and curse in a tone that did not require questioning. He had to come, because everyone knew that if he didn't be tougher, this little guy would definitely turn around and run away. By then, I'm afraid they would have to wait until tomorrow or come directly to the door.
""
(`)
"You guys are really troublesome. You are all adults. Do you still want to trouble me, a kid, with your own affairs?!"
(vv)
If she had known this, she wouldn't have worked so hard before. Look, it has only been a few days, and these shameless adults have already learned to rely on her as a child. This is really unreasonable! !
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