"..."
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Frank, the black agent, is waiting patiently...
Now, many days have passed since this alien dog and some little girl served as Men in Black agents. Now he and some bad little guy are on a new mission. As a dog, it is natural for him to I'm here to keep an eye on you, and that little girl...
Forget it, Frank doesn't want to talk about that little girl anymore, because no matter it's words or fists, he can't do anything to that guy. The truth is always in the opponent's fist, so he just waits here honestly!
It's already past nine o'clock in the evening...
"!!"
⊙`⊙
finally come……
Suddenly, alien dog agent Frank heard some noises, and then his half-closed eyes suddenly opened wide.
"Woof!!"
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Then, in this somewhat remote and dirty delivery back door street, a short-tailed pug dog wearing a black suit on its upper body but with its lower body naked suddenly jumped out from the corner of the street where it was squatting and blocked a person. A very fat man who had just come out of the back door of an unknown hotel or restaurant stood in front of him. He suppressed his vocal cords and let out a low roar from his throat.
"stop!!"
"I am Frank, the black agent, code name F, from Allen. I have been waiting for you!"
"Now I announce on behalf of the mib black organization: Allen, you are now arrested! Please come with me immediately? From now on, you have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will It will be used as evidence in court!"
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"besides!"
"You can check your Earth passport. It has been revoked by our headquarters. Now you have no right to continue to stay on Earth. If you don't want to cause trouble for yourself, you'd better come back to MIB SWAT with me immediately. The headquarters accepts investigation and questioning from our agents in black?!”
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According to the investigation by the Men in Black agents, the Allen star in front of him is suspected of having killed nineteen innocent New York citizens on Earth during the two years he was on Earth, committing first-degree murder! He robbed three stores at the same time, committing second-degree robbery; he even stole three warehouses and the vaults of two companies, committing fourth-degree larceny...
In short, the guy in front of me is a guy with many crimes!
oh! No, why should I say... the other party is still just a suspect?
Because the black-clothed agents did not obtain clear evidence, but the clues of the crime vaguely pointed to the guy in front of them. No one knew whether the other party was a suspect or related to the suspect, so now the black-clothed alien dog agent Frank, it Only then did Agent F come here, ready to arrest this big guy and take him back to the headquarters for investigation.
In fact, it didn't come alone. Frank's powerful partner, the boss Annie, was eating that kind of ice cream and fruit salad in the restaurant that was still open in the distance? Therefore, even if he is a dog facing this big guy, Frank, the alien dog who dominates others, will not be timid at all!
Anyway, it only knows that if the other party dares to resist or do other irrational behavior, then there will definitely be no chance to regret it, it will definitely happen like that! !
"snort……"
This Allenian, who was wearing a human skin from Earth, had to stop where he was.
He first glanced contemptuously at the stupid dog standing at his feet, wearing a ridiculous black short coat, and at the so-called Agent Frank in front of him, and then raised his wrist and called out Get your own license.
Soon, he discovered:
As expected, it showed a warning message prohibiting him from continuing to stay on Earth and that he must follow Agent Frank back to the MIB headquarters for interrogation. After a long time, he tore up the message sent to it by the Earth's MIB Men in Black organization with some annoyance. multifunctional device.
"Woof!!"
"Asshole! Destroying the MIB's positioning device is a very serious crime! Now, Allen, in the name of Agent Frank, I order you to follow me back to the MIB headquarters immediately, otherwise you will definitely pay the price! !”
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Any alien who dares to destroy the identity card and positioning device distributed by MIB has violated the 'foreign-related' legal convention established by the Earth's Men in Black organization! Therefore, no matter whether this guy has actually committed a crime or not, he is about to face the lightest punishment, which is to be deported immediately after being investigated and unable to set foot on this earth again for the rest of his life!
This kind of thing is no joke!
So, now Frank is ready to use force and forcefully arrest this ignorant bastard in front of him! It wants the other party to know how powerful Frank is!
"Woah~!!"
"Did you hear that? Raise your hands immediately, put your head in your hands and squat down!"
⊙`⊙
Although Frank doesn't think he can catch this big guy, it doesn't matter. Since the other party has destroyed the device without authorization, within five minutes, their MIB black-clothed agents will definitely arrive here and kill them in front of them. This audacious bastard Allen was captured and brought back!
Therefore, it only needs to use the electric shock device on its claws to pounce on the opponent, and use an attack of 100,000 volts to directly stun the opponent.
"Well……"
The Allen star who looked fat and strong was not in a hurry to speak, nor did he pay attention to the other party's orders. Instead, he looked at the stupid dog in front of him again, which could probably be trampled to death with one kick, and then scanned it again. After looking around and realizing that there were no more agents at the scene, the corner of his mouth cracked into a proud arc.
"!!"
"Hey! What do you want to do? Attacking the black-clad agents of MIB is a felony. Do you want to stay in the highest prison on the moon for a hundred years?!"
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Seeing that the other party not only did not surrender, but instead walked towards him with a ferocious smile, Frank, the alien dog agent, realized that the situation seemed a bit bad, so he stepped back with some anger and asked sternly.
At this moment, it suddenly realized that the size gap between the two sides was a bit huge. Even though his claws had a 100,000-volt electric shock device, it seemed that it was really difficult to subdue the enemy in front of him who was trying to resist without hurting himself. difficulty?
"I……"
"Hmph...I refuse to go back with you..."
This Allen alien who disguised himself as a fat Earthling not only rejected the arrest order of dog agent Frank in a sinister and weird Earth language, but also took a step forward and before the other party could react, He kicked the black-clothed agent's dog, which was no higher than his knees, hard on the head!
For aliens like them, the black police detectives are indeed a group of troublesome and troublesome guys, but the ridiculous dog detective in front of them is not among them.
"Ouch~!!"
A shrill scream suddenly sounded!
Caught off guard, Frank evaded the fatal blow aimed at its head, but the Allen's human bioskinned foot still kicked it firmly on its belly, causing it to be kicked instantly. It flew high into the air and hit the wall behind.
Bang! !
'Uh... ugh...'
puff!
Frank, the alien dog agent who first hit the wall hard and almost escaped a broken bone, fell hard to the ground and let out a miserable scream at the same time.
"Hum hum……"
"You're dead Frank... What I hate most are you traitors who surrendered to the people of Earth!!"
Realizing that the opponent was so useless, he collapsed to the ground after just one kick and could not get up. The Allen star continued to smile and hurried forward, as if he was preparing to end the opponent's life?
"No one can save you, Frank..."
Because he himself knows very well the reaction time of those agents in black!
He can completely solve the trouble in front of him and then leave here calmly... Those earthlings in black suits must not be able to catch it, just like they have never caught him before? And by the time they react, I'm afraid he has already left the earth for a long time.
"!!"
⊙`⊙
"Help!!"
"Boss Annie, come and help me!! Please don't eat anymore! If you continue to eat, Frank, my dog, will really die here!!"
Frank, the alien dog, was dizzy after being thrown, and his legs and feet were sore and weak. When he found that an alien was grinning and threatening him, not only was he unable to use his own equipment to attack and resist, he even After being unable to even stand up and run away, he could only yell loudly towards a certain restaurant at the end of the street that was still lit with lights.
It knew that no matter how naughty the little girl was, she would definitely not let Frank die here! After all, no matter what, it is still a dog owned by the other party, right?
etc……
Why does this idea seem a bit wrong? !
"!!"
"Annie? Why does this name sound familiar to me..."
The Allen star who was about to step on a certain dog and completely end the other dog's life suddenly stopped at this moment.
Because, he just heard a seemingly scary name from this dog's mouth? Recently, the Earthlings' MIB man in black headquarters has recruited a very powerful foreign aid agent to beat up their group of aliens who were engaged in shady activities, resulting in numerous casualties... Anyway, that man in black The name of the little guy, in the eyes of these aliens, is the word for devil! !
He remembers...
That guy’s codename is A, hot-shot detective A? Devil Detective a? As for whether the other party's real name is Anne, Anda, or something else, he seems to be a little unclear. This can only be determined by seeing the other party with his own eyes.
Whoosh~! !
"!!"
Just as the Allen was hesitating and thinking hard, suddenly, the sound of something flying over at high speed came from behind his head! Despite his fat body, he was extremely agile and subconsciously turned his head to the side, avoiding the sneak attack from behind.
Crack! !
When he took a closer look, it turned out to be a bamboo stick. It was like it was inserted into the soil, viciously inserted into the hard concrete wall opposite him where the dog had just fallen? !
"Hello!!"
(_)
"Since Frank wants to catch you, just let him catch you! Why don't you bad guys like you just refuse to follow him honestly?!"
At the end of the street, a little blond girl wearing a black suit, a sophisticated black tie, and black leather shoes was holding another bunch of fruit salad skewers on bamboo skewers, just nibbling on her food. , while staring at the distance with unkind eyes, the alien who reacted quickly and even dodged the bamboo stick she threw, and was wearing biochemical disguised human skin, warned and walked over step by step.
Originally, she thought that Frank, a bad dog, could be easily dealt with, because it carried a lot of equipment. As long as he was a little tougher, smarter, and more proactive, he would definitely be able to catch that foreign dog with just one dog. Star suspect's!
But who would have thought that the other party would be so useless, that he would be defeated easily by the alien suspect, and then shamelessly call for support? !
"!!"
"No! It's really, it's her?!"
After discovering that it was indeed the little black agent in my imagination, the only and most terrifying guy in the mib men in black organization, the alien traitor little girl who had caused a bloody storm since he joined the company. , the Allen star was so frightened that he immediately retracted the foot that he was about to step on the alien dog Frank to death, turned around and ran away!
It knew that it would definitely not be able to defeat the little girl, because countless people who were more powerful than him had tried, and without exception, they all failed!
Let's not talk about the alien suspects that the other party captured and killed after serving as a Men in Black agent, nor the terrifying mission data of the other party's 100% success. The other party once killed more than a thousand people with one against a hundred.' Evil Lailong's elite soldiers (false rumors...) and the glorious deeds of destroying a battleship with one shot were enough to dissuade him from any thoughts of confrontation.
So, he ran, he had to run! !
Because he himself also knows that for the crimes he has committed in the past two years, if he is caught, he will definitely die or be worse than dead? So, when it was certain that it could not win, even though it had heard that no one could escape from the hands of that little girl agent, that tough detective A, it still moved forward with luck and recklessness. Running...
"Hmph! The bad guy still wants to run away?!"
(# ̄~ ̄)o
Seeing that the opponent had no intention of being captured, little Annie bit down on the last piece of fruit in her hand and then resolutely threw the bamboo stick towards the opponent's head!
Whoosh! !
The bamboo stick passed directly through the opponent's head and penetrated directly...
However,
Soon Annie was surprised to find: the other party was still running extremely fast, with no intention of stopping or falling to the ground due to fatal injuries? !
"Woof?!"
"Boss Annie! He, he is an Allenian. Their heads grow on their necks. The human head is a fake mechanical prosthesis..."
Frank, an alien dog expert who was proficient in interstellar politics and diplomacy, various alien languages, and national affairs of various races in the galaxy, also saw that strange situation, so he quickly and weakly reminded his partner boss.
Although it is now surprised by the little girl's strength and ability to use bamboo sticks as bullets, it is more worried about the one who kicked it and almost trampled Frank to death. Will the guy run away successfully because of this?
"Wow! Stop! I'm going to shoot, I'm really going to shoot!!"
(#o ̄ヘ ̄)o┻┳一!
While giving the warning, Little Annie directly drew out her large-caliber weapon, and then at the same time as the gunfire rang out, the alien suspect in the distance who was about to escape successfully also fell down...
At this time, the opponent's upper body had been shattered into a puddle of mud. No matter where the opponent's head was, he was definitely dead.
"Wow..."
"I knew it would definitely be like this again in the end..."
e=`*Alas
Seeing that the vicious mission target must have been completely beaten to death, Frank, who was hit hard in the stomach after lying there motionless, finally got up from the dirty floor with difficulty.
Everyone knows that the warnings from Dangerous Agent A are always accompanied by the sound of gunshots...
When the suspects heard the warning, the faster bullets must have arrived at the same time, so it was useless to escape or surrender!
but……
Forget it, this matter is not Frank's business!
After shaking his head, which was a little dizzy after being thrown, it took a while before Frank, the alien dog, managed to recover. He did not intend to make any further comments on this kind of thing... because, it is now completed perfectly. It’s my own mission, and it’s definitely no problem to go back and deliver it, that’s it!
'ah! ! '
Suddenly, before Frank could say anything, a scream came from not far away!
It turns out that at this time, at the back door where the Allen star came out just now, a few ordinary people came out talking and laughing? But now they couldn't laugh anymore, because, ah, they saw the fat figure lying on the ground not far away, with bloody flesh, and only half of his body was left. Was it run over by a truck?
'? ? '
'what is that? dead? '
"Kill, kill someone?!"
'quick! Call the police quickly! ! '
'Everyone... I suggest we go back first? I just thought I heard the dog talking, things here seem a bit weird...'
'...'
Several pedestrians who came out of the back door struggled for a while, and after looking at the dead body, the little girl in a black suit, and a certain talking dog not far away, they finally chose to follow the one among them. What is the opinion of someone who speaks a little tremblingly? Are you ready to retreat first and leave this weird backstreet? Of course, one of them pulled out his cell phone, like he was going to call the police or something.
"Why……"
"Forget everything..."
(nw)--*
Although she was not afraid of being known about what happened here, after thinking about it, Annie was still ready to cast a spell and use her forgetfulness to tamper with the memories of the witnesses, so as not to cause more trouble and affect the people. Her glorious image as the wise and powerful Detective Anne?
However……
Click! !
Before Little Annie's magic could be used, there was suddenly a strange sound and a bright light. Those who were preparing to slowly retreat into the house and call the police were stunned. .
"Woof woof woof!!"
"Hello, I'm Flanders, a talking dog from alien space! Of course, this kind of thing is not important, because you will all forget it later!"
"Remember, you didn't see anything!"
"When you came out, you felt that you didn't drink enough tonight, so you have to go back and get drunk, because..."
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"!!"
However, before Frank could finish his words, he found that he seemed to be picked up by the collar around his neck?
Then, a gloomy yet pretty little face came up in front of it. Those green pupils were filled with a cold aura, which made the alien dog couldn't help but tremble, feeling like it wanted to go to the other side. The feeling...because it knows that it may be unlucky soon!
"Bad dog Frank! You jumped on me again!!"
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Anne continued to hold the other party in front of her, and was thinking of a good way to punish the other party.
"Woof! Put me down quickly!"
"So what if it dodges? You're not from Earth anyway, so it won't work on you!!"
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"But it will still be uncomfortable if your eyes are flashed..."
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Annie looked up and down, left and right, and soon she found a good way to punish a certain bad dog!
"etc!"
"Stop! I haven't made up a better false memory for them yet. Just wait. Help!!!"
A certain dog was thrown directly into the sky by a small hand, and then very accurately, the rusty iron pole located high up, just under the dim street lamp, forked and passed through the instrument at its neck. The collar hung it directly on the top.
"snort!!"
o(^`)o
"Just stay up there for one night! I'm going home with Tibbers to sleep!!"
(w)Goodbye!
Little Annie smiled coquettishly, looked at the stupid dog she had thrown on top, and then looked at the stunned passers-by, and then without even thinking about it, she turned around and left with her big gun on her shoulder.
Of course, there is also the little bear Tibbs she is carrying...
Because she knew that a lot of agents in black were coming here, and they would naturally solve the problem here, including the two uncle K and the black face who had been secretly watching her from a distance without any good intentions. Strange sorghum j.
"Hello!"
"Help!!"
"You can't just leave me here..."
"Help!!!"
⊙`⊙
Frank, who couldn't reach his neck no matter how hard he struggled, roared in grief and indignation... For a dog like him to be hung up there, I am afraid that except for the help of the agents who came to clear the area after they arrived, it would definitely be dead if he wanted to get down by himself. impossible things!
'...'
'...'
'Hello? Hello...Sorry, we just made the wrong number. There is no police situation here. We may have drunk too much...because we saw a talking dog. It must be an illusion...'
After a while, when a certain little girl had disappeared around the corner of the street, and when there was only a pug dog hanging on the street lamp, the few ordinary people who had been flashed by the 'memory eraser' just now... , only then slowly came to their senses, turned off their call to the police, and silently turned around and walked back to the house that seemed to be the back door of the bar.
Obviously, they were going to do what the talking dog said just now. They saw nothing, let alone the talking dog... They were now going back to continue drinking and get drunk. stop? !
"All right……"
"But Boss K, I still don't understand, what's the point of asking them to carry out this mission? Look, that little guy Annie, she beat that alien to death again!!"
"How many aliens has she killed during this time?"
"The nickname of Agent A is already well-known here on Earth. After a while, I think even your name as Agent K may be suppressed by that little guy!"
He watched the entire process of the Allen star being arrested, escaping, and being killed. Although J felt that what a certain little guy did was not wrong, he was still puzzled. He didn't know why K insisted on letting those two special people mess with him. Troublesome guy on a mission that someone else might do better?
Because everyone knows that any alien suspect who dares to resist or escape in the face of the tough Agent A will have a 100% mortality rate!
And those who dare not resist or escape, and those who honestly confess their crimes after being arrested are 100%! !
In short,
No alien or stowaway can get away with that little girl! Those who had committed no serious crimes were all captured without exception and were either deported or thrown into a prison on the moon! Those who had the blood of Earthlings on their hands but still resisted have all been buried in the alien cemetery outside the maximum prison on the back of the moon to warn the inmates.
Fortunately now, the little guy didn't even ask any more questions, and sure enough, he shot the Allen star to death again! That kind of reckless and violent behavior was probably far worse when Agent J was still in the police force, right?
"j..."
"Did you know? After our investigation, all the evidence points to the Allen star! But unfortunately... he is too cunning. We still don't have any strong evidence, and this is why we passed It took us two full years to barely suspect its cause!”
"We also suspect that he did the students who were killed not long ago..."
"But there is nothing we can do. Even if we catch him, the best we can do is to deport him in the end? Because we don't have any clear evidence, we just suspect..."
Having said this, K sighed and remembered the crime scene he had seen a few days ago... He didn't understand why there were such vicious aliens who took pleasure in torturing and killing people on earth? Why did the other party do that?
"But it's different now!"
"Did you see it too? He felt guilty. He attacked Frank and ran away when facing little Annie. So we can basically infer that that guy is the murderer!!"
K said somewhat relaxedly, this is not just his inference, but also Boss Z, other organizational think tanks, the 'twins', etc., all think so!
So, they sent out that little guy who was a little lawless, unorganized and undisciplined when performing tasks! Looking at it now, the effect received is indeed quite satisfactory. The suspect is dead, and the matter can be settled like this.
As for whether the other party did it, the truth will naturally be known after the investigation department searches the other party's home! Anyway, K's intuition told him that the matter was very close, there would definitely not be much suspense, and their inference would not be wrong!
"??"
"Etc., etc!"
"Boss K! I still don't understand your thinking. Apart from attacking our detectives and escaping, it didn't seem to admit anything. Why do you dare to say that it is the murderer of the serial murder case?!"
J, who looked confused, was a little puzzled. He didn't understand what kind of logical process this was, because it seemed a little inconsistent with his previous case handling process in the police force?
Although he didn't have any other emotions about that and the death of the alien suspect, there were some things that he had to figure out. He didn't want to make mistakes every day like before and then be laughed at by others! !
"Because it feels guilty..."
"Those who dare to resist or escape when facing the tough Agent Annie must know that even if they are captured, they will not survive, or that life is worse than death? Therefore, resisting and escaping are their only options!"
As he spoke, K himself shook his head and laughed.
Some things do not actually require a complete chain of evidence, because the suspects in the serial cases that allowed them to find the murderer for two years all point to the same alien, that is enough to prove whether the other party is the murderer. As for handling the case It doesn’t matter what means you use at the time!
Because they are black SWAT officers, not federal police!
Sometimes, if they are more decisive and ruthless when performing tasks, they can actually gain the respect and fear of those aliens. Otherwise, just like the Allen star who was just killed, in more than two years , committed unscrupulous murders, robberies and thefts, and did not pay attention to the men in black at all. If things go on like this, will it be okay? !
"Oh, God……"
"K, isn't it good for us to do this?"
"Have we already regarded Annie as a touchstone for criminals? This is not good. From a legal point of view, this is very inhumane to criminals because we are not sure whether it has actually committed a crime..."
After knowing what was going on, J felt a little confused...
He always felt that it was not good and wrong to do so! In his opinion, even the most vicious suspect should be caught and interrogated. After enough evidence is obtained to prove the crime committed by the other party, the other party's fate should be tried or decided?
"cough!"
"J, I think you still don't understand...Anne joined the Men in Black almost a month later than you, but she understood that truth before you...Of course, the same goes for Frank, who understood it much faster than you Got it!"
K sighed again and shook his head.
His partner has been trained and trained by him for so long. Unfortunately, he has not fully grown up yet. This makes his early retirement plan start to become far away, which inevitably makes him feel a little more unhappy. It's a pity.
How relieved would he be if the other person was as self-taught as that little guy Annie? It has only been a few days since a little girl secretly became known as Agent A! When facing her, those suspects with foreign surnames and extremely vicious fanatics, who would dare to say a word? That kind of prestige and fame is something that not even his partner, K or their boss Z, has!
"???"
"Ha! It's really interesting! Then tell me, what is it that I don't understand?!"
? ? ?
The extremely angry J grinned back, and at the same time, the eyes looking at his partner were full of question marks.
To be honest, he, Agent J, has been working hard during this period of time. He admits that he cannot compare with K, and he cannot compare with that talented little girl Annie, and he also admits...
However, this boss K actually said that his agent J was no match for Frank's dog, which is still hung on the telephone pole. He couldn't bear this!
"it's actually really easy!"
"Think about it...if the Alan alien just now, if he really didn't commit any crime, why did it run away?!"
Since all the aliens already know the deeds of Dangerous Agent A, then the fact that the guy dares to escape is enough to prove that the guy is guilty and has done something! Besides, all the suspicions investigated by their black-clad agents point to the other party, so it is definitely not unreasonable! !
"..."
J opened his mouth, but he still didn't understand. If that guy didn't do it, why couldn't he run away?
After all, that's not what the criminal psychology he learned in the police force said. When facing the police, it's not just the suspects who feel guilty, but also those whose psychological quality is not up to standard or who are not confident enough. Act irrationally or say something you shouldn't say in front of a dignified police officer! !
"Let's go!"
"Boss Z just sent a message, saying that he was a member of the Aquilonian royal family. The prince of that country was attacked here on Earth. We must go there immediately to find out what happened..."
K knows that maybe the talents on Earth are really going to be in big trouble this time!
Think about it, if that guy really dies on earth, no matter what, they earthlings will always have to bear some unavoidable blame! Even if someone directly declares war on the earth and then directly blows up the earth, they will not be able to explain it.
Of course, not only do they have no place to reason, but they also have no ability to resist...
Because the people on Earth are really too backward, not to mention the fleet, even the MIB organization of the men in black is a security agency established with the help of those alien refugees. What they can do, In addition to maintaining the security of the earth and making it safer for aliens to travel here for vacation, what else can they do?
"Ah? Is it that serious? Then let's rush to the scene quickly!"
Hearing that an alien royal family of the Aquilon tribe was assassinated here, J was also panicked, because he knew that if he really died, things would not be good! At that time, no one can predict how the other country will react to the earth when it becomes angry! !
"k!"
"What about that stupid dog Frank? Annie just hung him on a telephone pole... and the suspected alien... criminal who she just beat to death?"
While he quickened his pace and followed his partner out quickly, he suddenly thought of a certain unlucky guy, and J quickly asked.
"Don't worry about them!"
"Our agents who are coming to clean up the scene will solve everything later! Let's go check on Prince Aquilon first. I just hope that guy doesn't die. He is an old friend of mine..."
After saying that, K sighed and didn't intend to say more.
However, he knows better than anyone that the earth will not be peaceful soon... Think about it, if something happens to the royal members of a powerful alien race here on earth, they can still expect others to give them men in black. Could mib or the earth send a banner? 2k reading network