'Ding dong! '
'Dear alien passengers, the last spaceship of this month to planet be2019y0726ke is about to leave. Alien passengers who are still in the waiting room, please go to platform 18 to check in and board the ship as soon as possible...'
'Ding dong! '
'Dear alien travelers, this is the last trip of this month...'
'...'
"Hey! That idiot must have been unable to catch up. He is such an unlucky guy!"
Agent J was holding a plain mug and leaning against the door of a staff lounge on the second floor of the customs and terminal hall of the Men in Black headquarters. He was just looking at the customs hall in the distance. Busy black-clad employees, patrolling security agents, alien passengers coming and going, or visiting aliens from outer space waiting in line to pass customs and inspections.
Then,
Of course, he also heard the crisp female announcer's announcement, and saw a soft-bodied crawling alien in the waiting room trying hard on the smooth floor in the waiting room. On the ground, crawling towards the ticket gate of platform 18 at a speed of less than two miles per hour, he knew that the alien would definitely not have time to board the plane!
Maybe, for the flight next month, it can come earlier and wait at the ticket gate early? There is nothing that can be done about it. Who made it grow so many legs yet still walk so slowly? Moreover, at a glance, the other party knew that it was a marine aquatic creature on a certain planet. Now that he came to visit the earth, which has an area of more than 71% of the astrological planet's oceans, he must not have imagined that such a situation would be like this, right?
jBut I have heard about that guy. When he came to the earth and found that all the people on the earth lived on land, he was said to be very surprised?
But fortunately, today is already the 26th, and there are only a few days left before the first flight next month. If the other party doesn't want to transfer to another planet, then I'm afraid they can only stay on Earth. I've been stuck here for a few more days...
Of course, before that, it would be best to spend a little money to buy an exoskeleton armor or a small flying moped or walking device for transportation? Otherwise, it may not be able to catch the flight to the planet be2019y0726ke next time.
"??"
"Hi~! Little beauty, what are you looking at? What, do you want a drink too?"
J, who was drinking his refreshing drink, saw a passing female agent blinking her beautiful big brown eyes and staring at him. Thinking that something about him attracted her, he smiled and revealed With a mouth full of big white teeth, he raised the cup in his hand and extended an invitation to the other party with a smile.
He himself is very handsome, and he has already known that he is even more handsome when he wears the standard clothing of a man in black, a black suit and black tie, so, now that he sees Finally, someone was attracted by his charm, so he quickly sent out an invitation, planning to take advantage of his free time today to hook up with these beautiful and heroic female agents in the organization.
"ah!!"
"No! No need! Thank you for your kindness!!"
As if she had confirmed something, the female agent who was staring at the other person suddenly changed her expression. She quickly waved her hands and straightened her face again, then quickly walked forward, twisting her big... Ass, he quickly walked forward, turned a corner and left here in a hurry.
"strangeness……"
The other party's departure made J a little puzzled. He didn't understand why the other party's face suddenly changed so quickly. Maybe... it was because the little beauty was too shy?
Yes, it must be that!
After all, they are not very familiar with each other. It is indeed easier to fail if they invite someone rashly? Besides, now in the headquarters of the Men in Black organization, everyone is working, but not everyone can take a whole day off like Agent J.
"Hey! Look at me, I forgot to ask her what her name is and which department she is in..."
After a while, when J thought of something, he reached out and patted his head in annoyance, and grabbed the curly hair less than an inch long on his head and scratched it for a long time.
"Suck it...suck it..."
call!
I don’t know why, but the coffee made by the four alien-like guys today was surprisingly good? Maybe, it could be because Agent J finally had a rare free day today?
Anyway, this thing is very rare, because today, for the first time, a certain bad old man who is better at exploiting his subordinates than those capitalists, the boss of the headquarters of the Men in Black organization, did not give him any more agents. Arrange any new tasks with Boss K?
This made him feel puzzled in his heart, but he was also happy to accept that he could finally have time to take a good rest at the headquarters during the day.
Since he didn't have much time, he didn't choose to go home to rest. Instead, he wandered around the headquarters of the men in black. He just walked into the lounge and accidentally discovered what seemed to be the four animals in the headquarters. The guys from the Zerg clan who are attacking here are preparing coffee here.
In fact, it's not that he doesn't want to go back to his home to have a look, but because his home is relatively far away from here. If some bad old man has a fit and suddenly arranges a mission again, I'm afraid he won't be able to get back in time...
And once he fails to come back, he will inevitably be scolded again! ?
So, let’s leave it at that!
but……
Think about it seriously, since Officer Edward left his police force, he began to apply for men in black agents and stood out from the so-called elite applicants from the Marine Corps, National Guard, Air Force, and the all-pervasive FBI. After getting the position of the Men in Black agent, he has been performing tasks with high intensity for almost a month.
From the streets of Manhattan above their heads to the headquarters of the Men in Black deep underground, from the hot deserts of South America to the icebergs of North America, from the mountains and forests of Europe to the savannahs of Africa, etc., they left their footprints everywhere. …
It can be said unceremoniously that during this period of time, Agent J made great contributions to the organization Men in Black... Of course, he also made a lot of stupid mistakes, and was caught by a bad old man many times. He was scolded and even almost expelled...but fortunately, he persisted.
Today, he unexpectedly got a full-time job, from a Men in Black apprentice or temporary worker awaiting assessment to a full-time Men in Black agent!
From now on, except for his boss, his friend and good partner, Agent K, and a certain bad old man Z, no one can accuse or threaten to fire him.
In any case, James Darrell Edward finally used his own efforts to prove his own worth, proving that he is basically qualified for the career of a black agent! Of course, the name James Darrell Edward no longer exists in the outside world, nor does it exist in the world of Men in Black...
Now he is called J, mib's black detective J, that's all! !
'Ding dong! '
'Dear passengers, the spacecraft at Barrio Station has an engine failure and a large-scale leak of highly toxic fuel. Engineers are currently making emergency repairs. Therefore, Super Metro Lines 1 and 13 leading to Barrio Station The line is temporarily closed, we apologize for the inconvenience caused to you...'
'...'
"Hey! Something went wrong again?"
"I knew those aliens must have bad intentions. Look, what kind of junk did the Aquilon Empire sell to us?!"
The engine failure of the spaceship at Barrio Station is no longer a once or twice thing!
Anyway, during the period when he worked at the MIB headquarters, this was already the second time he heard a report of a malfunction... He had no idea that it must be those aliens who deliberately sold the obsolete spaceships. Gave them to the people on earth, is it because they deliberately sell some gadgets with quality problems, so they can earn the repair fees and parts replacement fees of the people on earth through regular maintenance?
In fact, some unscrupulous manufacturers on Earth have mastered that kind of trick countless years ago. Those little alien tricks can't fool his famous rookie Agent J at all!
"Well?!"
"Hey K! Why are you here? Oh! How about it? Do you want a cup of coffee? Let me tell you, Chongchong and the four of them didn't seem to be lazy today. The coffee beans are ground pretty well and tastes very delicate. You want it? Want to try it?"
J was resting and watching the excitement of the aliens in the customs below, listening to the announcements from the customs and the waiting room, and pointing and joking from time to time, when he suddenly saw his good partner, Boss K, walking around. Bu walked towards him, and he quickly said hello, and after taking a big sip of the drink in his hand, he raised the coffee in his hand and asked.
The coffee today was really good. He had already drank the third cup. Moreover, he remembered that there was still a little bit left in the strange coffee pot in the small lounge. If K wanted a cup, That must be enough.
"..."
"Chong Chong's coffee? It's so delicate?!"
When K, who was walking over, heard what his assistant J said, he was stunned for a moment, then frowned and looked at the coffee cup in the other person's hand.
Feeling a little strange in his heart, he took another step forward, approached the mouth of the other person's cup and smelled it. When he smelled a very strange and special "fragrance", his expression quickly changed, and then he grinned. He grinned and quietly took a small step back without saying anything.
"uh-huh?"
"K, what's wrong with you? Is there any problem?"
J had no idea what K was doing. He imitated the other person and curiously smelled the cup in his hand, and then took another sip...
This is absolutely no problem. The coffee is still warm, and it comes in that little strange silver metal thermos. It smells quite good, and it tastes good, very delicate, and the taste is very long... It's obvious. , those four insects must have put some thought into it? Anyway, from J's point of view, the cup of stuff in his hand is definitely not inferior to the best ones! !
"j!!"
"Listen to me, if I were you, I would throw that thing away immediately and swear that I will never touch the silver 'coffee pot' on Table Mountain again?!"
Seeing that the other party still dared to drink, Agent K took another small step back without leaving a trace. After getting a little further away from the other party, he raised a rare small arc at the corner of his mouth. , and then stared at the companion in front of him with that very strange look, who gradually became a little embarrassed under his gaze.
"What's that look in your eyes?"
Gulu! Gulu!
"Really! I think this stuff is quite delicious. If you don't want it, then I won't keep it for you. I can drink at least two more glasses!!"
Although he felt that the companion in front of him suddenly became a little strange, after he smelled the mouth of the cup in his hand again to make sure that there was nothing wrong with the contents, he couldn't figure it out, so he simply raised his head and drank. He drank everything, and then gestured to the other party with the empty cup.
There must be no reason for him to let such a good thing go! Therefore, although he still doesn’t understand why Boss K said such strange words just now, he still hasn’t changed his previous intention, which is: to drink up all the good things left by Chongchong!
"..."
Although the truth of the matter may be a bit cruel, after thinking about it, K was finally ready to ruthlessly tell the other party a very bad fact:
"j..."
"Let me tell you this..."
"As we all know, the digestive systems of most aliens are different, and the digestive organs of the Zerg are also very different from those of us humans? So, they are not actually able to completely digest the food of our earthlings... Fact For example, like coffee, they usually just drink it and digest and absorb a very small part of the caffeine?"
"Then……"
After saying this, K saw the face of the assistant in front of him. After realizing that the other person was gradually becoming a little ugly, he paused and prepared to continue organizing his words...
Obviously, the other party is not stupid. He seems to have realized something?
But, are you ready to go to the end, or do you plan to explain the matter thoroughly to prevent the other party from making such a low-level mistake next time?
"Well……"
"Then, most of the food they drink, including drinks like coffee, will be pulled out intact? Of course, it must be with some of their body fluids and excretions. This must not be the case. It cannot be avoided..."
"And the silver 'coffee pot' with a special mark inside is actually their special toilet? You also know that they are so big, they are definitely not suitable to share the bathroom with us humans... You may not know, Under normal circumstances, our other agents would not touch that thing, but you..."
"You actually took the initiative to drink that stuff?!"
After suppressing a smile and explaining the matter clearly, K happily hugged his arms and faced someone with a pale face who was already quietly covering his neck with his other hand. The partner, who seemed to be preparing to make some kind of move, finally teased.
Agent K did not lie, because that is indeed the truth. Almost all the agents and employees in black know this kind of thing! And why J still doesn't know, and no one reminds him... maybe it's because the other party's performance has been so bad recently, and he has made many mistakes, so that his popularity has not been very good?
But it doesn't matter, as long as he sees that the other party is doing something wrong, he will always correct it in time, just like now? !
"Well……"
"Please, please wait a moment..."
J, whose face has become increasingly ugly, no longer cares about continuing the conversation with his boss K. He widens his eyes, covers his mouth, and puts down the drink he just drank on the table near the door. After emptying the cup, he rushed directly into the bathroom...
'Ugh~! '
Uh-huh! Gurgling! !
'Ugh~! ! '
Soon, the sound of flushing water and the miserable sound of some unlucky guy vomiting began to be heard from the bathroom...
Benedict! Benedict!
"Don't worry, J. You've been vaccinated, and it's not poisonous. It won't kill anyone if you drink it!"
"Believe me, you are definitely not the first person to accidentally drink something like that. They have been proven to be harmless. In fact, you don't need to be so nervous at all?"
Shaking his head, he walked slowly to the door of the bathroom, and after gently knocking on the metal, K rarely comforted an assistant inside with some gloating.
'vomit! ! '
'k...Have you, have you also drank? ! '
After a long time, the voice of a weak agent came from inside.
Obviously, J is in a very bad mood now. The good mood he had when he was leaning against the door watching the aliens' excitement and taunting other aliens was all gone! However, if it could be confirmed that his partner, his boss K, had drunk that thing by mistake before, maybe his mood wouldn't be too bad?
After all, in that case, no one of them will laugh at anyone anymore...
"I?"
"No! No! No! I stayed in our mib organization many years earlier than Chongchong. I know all their habits. I also studied them for a period of time, and I saw them eating with my own eyes many times. What the hell! By the way, the silver toilet you poured the coffee out of was custom-made by someone before me. How could I drink something like that by mistake? "
For K, who has worked with Boss Z for more than 40 years, drinking by mistake obviously does not exist.
In fact, during the years that Chongchong has been working in various employee lounges, as long as he sees fresh hot coffee that is not poured from the coffee machine, he will not drink it, let alone eat it easily. Something that has passed through the hands of bugs and doesn't look right? !
'vomit! ! '
Uh-huh! Gurgling! !
The sound of vomiting and flushing came from the bathroom again...
Obviously, what K just said is a cruel fact for a certain agent J who is turbulent inside... because, that means that his extravagant hope of seeking comfort and balance has come to nothing.
It is conceivable that many staff agents who just passed by and saw the silver 'coffee pot' from which he poured coffee are now secretly laughing at him!
No wonder...
No wonder he always felt that something was wrong with the eyes of those guys who were passing by and were hesitant to speak. He thought they were jealous that he had changed from a temporary worker to a full-time employee... Also, the one who just kept staring at him Female agent, he even thought that the other party was interested in his handsome guy, Agent J... But who would have thought that the truth would be so bad?
Benedict!
Benedict! Benedict!
"Hey! Are you okay? J... We should go on a mission, please hurry up?"
After waiting for a while and not hearing any more noise from inside, Agent K raised his hand and knocked on the iron door of the bathroom three times again, urging impatiently.
He didn't come here just to chat with the other party, but because there was a relatively safe and easy task for the two of them to handle, and it was also very free, and it didn't matter whether he succeeded or failed. Task?
'Wait, wait a moment...'
'Boss k...'
'vomit……'
'I remember...then, didn't that bad old man say that we can move freely and take a day off today? '
'Ahem... vomit! ! '
Waves of feeble vomiting and coughing sounds came from inside. Obviously, a certain J agent was in a bad mood now. It seemed that he didn't want to go out to perform tasks in this state?
Fortunately, he didn't go home just now, otherwise, he would definitely have to run back in a hurry now!
But, J now wishes he had just chosen to go home. In that case, he probably wouldn't drink the damn excrement of those damn bug aliens! !
God is my witness, he hates those four guys more and more!
I really regret it. Why did I seek death just now? Why did I insist on staying in the headquarters and prepare to work hard to learn about the aliens?
"You're right!"
"But now we need to recruit a new black agent... You know, because after discussing with the senior management, Boss Z felt that it was not a problem to let the little guy wander around outside, so he wanted to find something for her. Do something serious?"
To put it bluntly, it is actually Z and the big bosses of other organizations who feel that the little girl is very capable and has great potential. Although the other party is very capable of causing trouble, no one can deny that the other party has given them black clothes many times. The fact that people were so helpful?
Moreover, after such a long time, those evil dragon aliens didn't know why they never appeared again. Thinking that the other party was probably busy with other things and would not come to the earth to cause trouble again in a short time, they decided to Decided to squeeze the value of that little alien girl!
Firstly, they can prevent the other party from continuing to wander around and cause trouble. Secondly, they can make full use of the other party's powerful fighting ability to do things for their men in black?
after all,
The other party once singled out more than a hundred 'Evil Dragon' soldiers plus a small space battleship. That was witnessed by everyone!
Benedict! Benedict!
Snap!
"..."
Agent K was about to continue knocking on the door to urge him, but suddenly, his partner opened the iron door of the bathroom from the inside.
"brat?"
"You mean Annie? We actually want to recruit someone as young as her? But, she is only eight years old this year..."
After the iron door was suddenly opened, Agent J, who still had water stains on his face, finally poked out half of his body from inside, and asked K outside in some disbelief.
"Of course it's her!"
"But this matter is up to her to decide. Although our organization cannot keep her forever, we will not force her."
K knew what the higher-ups meant, which was nothing more than to better monitor the little girl, give her something to do, and use her strong energy to make some contribution to the earth, so that she would not spend all day walking the dog, entertaining birds, or causing trouble, so as not to Are they causing greater trouble?
Moreover, they also have good reasons to believe that if the other party is really willing to accept the recruitment, they will only need to arrange more tasks for the other party. Maybe at some point, the little guy will get upset and sneak away. uncertain? !
If that's the case, then the men in black are too worried! !
Because their headquarters just received news that that little guy actually kidnapped another legal alien today? In short, this kind of thing is very detrimental to the work of the men in black. There are some things they can't explain to the little guy. Therefore, due to various reasons, today's incident finally happened and they needed to be recruited. Let the other person become a glorious black agent.
ps:
Most of the above contents are purely K’s own personal guesses. Boss Z did not tell him in detail what he thought specifically...
"Are you feeling better now?"
"If you're ready, hurry up and get ready. We'll set off after lunch! However, I think you may not have the appetite to have lunch?"
Agent K, who was in a happy mood, looked up and down at his wretched partner, looking at his livid face and water-stained front. He endured it again and again, and finally couldn't help but grinned.
It's strange that Agent K is in a surprisingly good mood now?
so,
He felt that it was very likely that today's mission would go smoothly unexpectedly, and that the little guy Annie, who had been idle all day, would fall into the arms of their MIB men in black special police, become one of them, and contribute to the safety of the earth. And fight hard until the opponent gives up and runs home?
"..."
"K! It's not your style to gloat about other people's misfortunes!"
After taking a deep breath, he felt as if all the contents in his stomach had been vomited out. Finally, J hesitated again and again before shaking his head and walking out of the bathroom with a dark face.
It is conceivable that in the next period of time, Agent J will definitely become the laughing stock in the Men in Black headquarters! So, until there is no use hiding, you finally decide to face the cruel fact and are ready to accept anyone's malicious or non-malicious ridicule?
"I'm not gloating!"
k He just felt that he was in a happy mood, so he wanted to laugh from the bottom of his heart... and gloating about misfortunes would definitely not happen to him, an old employee who is rigorous, kind, pragmatic and hard-working and not good at talking. On my body!
"..."
This is also an old bastard...
J had a dark face, clearly not believing the words of the honest man in front of him, Boss K, who was telling lies! Because, if he wasn't gloating about his misfortune, the other party's originally cold and dead face was now smiling and not trying to hide it at all. So what was going on? !
However, now that he has a new mission, J, who is optimistic and open-minded by nature, does not want to get to know each other! !
'Here, we're here. '
'Hahaha! '
'Did you see that? The guy who just came to Earth is really interesting! '
'I saw it too. It doesn't have a brain in its head? '
'Then what does it think about, ass? '
'Ha ha ha ha……'
'oh? Is there anyone here who is slacking off from work? '
Just when J and K were about to leave the small black-clothed staff rest room, the four insects, who were circling each other and standing only as high as an adult's knees, were talking loudly about something. One side smiled unbridled and walked in side by side.
'Hi~! k? '
'Is there any unlucky guy? ! '
'Hello you all! ! ! ! '
Four voices saying hello sounded in unison, and under K's friendly wave and the glare of a certain black-faced agent J who always had a dark face, or became even darker, they spoke for the first time. He walked to the table in an instant and quickly climbed up along the legs of the table.
'? ? '
'not good! Come on, take a look? Our baby is missing! '
'What? ! '
'It's really gone...'
'...'
'Hello! k, and j! Did any of you see what bastard touched the fertilizer we had stored for days? '
'oh! No! ! '
'We are going to let it ferment for a few more days before watering the flowers. What should we do now? Boss z will definitely deduct our salary severely! ! '
'We spent several days saving these...'
'Ruined……'
After the four insects ran to the table, they naturally saw their toilet that had been moved for the first time. Then out of curiosity, after getting closer to see it clearly, they howled in unison.
There is no doubt that they all confirmed that their babies were touched by others...
Now, maybe they can only refill the toilet, and then wait for another ten days and a half, until the re-fermentation is completed, then they can use it to water the beautiful man-eating flower from their insect star. ...I don’t know if it will die of malnutrition in advance?
"!!"
"Sorry, I, I'm going to wash my hands first..."
After hearing the words of those four damn bugs, and hearing that what he was drinking was actually something the other party had fermented for several days, Agent J's black face changed drastically in vain again, and then he first apologized, then He turned around and rushed into the bathroom.
'vomit! ! '
Uh-huh! Gurgling! !
The sound of violent vomiting and the sound of the toilet flushing were clearly heard in the bathroom that had never closed the door.
The man in black, Agent J, was kneeling on the ground, holding the toilet, and vomiting like a drunkard. It seemed that he was about to vomit out the overnight meal or bile...
'? ? '
'Hello! What happened to him? '
'I have no idea……'
'Did you eat something wrong? It is said that humans on earth cannot eat the big-nosed human-headed fish because it will cause vomiting! '
'...'
'Hey! Guys, do you think it's because he drank the pot of flower fertilizer we made? '
At this time, a certain little bug who was inspecting the silver 'coffee pot' style toilet suddenly made a sound and speculated sinisterly in a very bad tone.
'No way? '
'Are there any such stupid guys in our Men in Black headquarters? Do you even dare to eat our food? ! '
"vomit!!"
Perhaps because he heard the discussion between the four insects, a certain agent in black lying in the bathroom made a sad and vomiting sound after eating again.
'...'
'Hey! Look! Maybe he really drank it...'
'Ah ha ha ha ha ha! ! '
'Hey~hehehehe...'
'This is so funny. The unlucky guy drank our retting flower fertilizer...ah, no, my stomach is cramping from laughing...hehe...hahaha...'
There is no doubt that from K's face, from someone's reaction and voice in the bathroom, and from the residue in an empty coffee cup on the table, the four little bugs quickly understood Probably a shocking fact has been deduced!
then,
They began to lie on the table one after another, rolling around and laughing loudly...
The sun was shining a little at noon, and the temperature outside was probably over 30 degrees. Under such circumstances, most people in the city were either staying in their air-conditioned offices, or staying in shopping malls, schools, or their respective In their homes, they enjoy the convenience that home equipment that blows cold wind brings to their lives.
However, unlike those places in the city where there are a large number of air conditioners exhausting hot air and causing higher temperatures, unlike this vast manor castle in the mountains on the outskirts, the environment here is still relatively cool. , especially under the shade of the big trees beside the pond and small lake?
"hey-hey……"
(*`*)
"Dogs, you must keep an eye on it. Don't let it run away again!!"
(＞＜)
Under the shade of a tree, a little blond girl in a red dress was leading two huge wolf dogs, yelling at a pug that was forced to the root of a tree and was ejaculating and trembling.
just,
By accident, the pug in front of me bit the rope and escaped from the castle...
And if it hadn't been discovered and caught by two big wolfdogs who had been patrolling the manor with great efforts, maybe, when a troubled little girl who was taking a nap came out of her room, By this time, the other party had already disappeared again!
"Listen carefully, next time, if it dares to escape, you will just bite off its dog legs!!"
u ` u (へ)
Annie was a little angry now, because she didn't expect that the hateful alien pug in front of her that she encountered and captured just yesterday would actually learn to escape from prison? Moreover, it almost succeeded?
'Woof! '
'Woof woof! '
The two big wolfdogs, who had been captured by Lady Queen Anne's meat during this period, had recently become unusually obedient, so after barking twice, they pretended to be vicious and grinned, and came to a certain place with ill intentions. Only in front of the pug who was surrounded by both of them and blocked here for more than two hours.
Their meaning is very obvious, that is:
Everything is done according to the orders of a little girl! If the other party asks them to patrol, they will never take a nap. If the other party asks them to catch dogs, they will never go to the pond or small lake to catch bullfrogs!
"Woo...woof!?"
u ` u
"My Lady Queen Anne...please spare the little one..."
"I don't seem to have offended you very much. Why are you always having trouble with me lately?"
;''
Under the intimidation of the two dogs, the alien dog Frank had to beg for mercy loudly and eloquently.
It never imagined that it was living a good life with its beloved cat, but how could this terrible little girl still find it in such a big city and forcefully separate it and its beloved cat? All the cats were kidnapped and brought to this remote manor?
"Just tell me, what else do you want?"
-`-
Frank, the alien dog, is at his wits end now, so he doesn't plan to run at the moment. Anyway, he will definitely not be able to outrun the two big wolfdogs. Even if he fights, he will definitely not be able to do anything, because all his weapons have been confiscated. It took a lot of effort for his boss to bite off the rope just now!
Therefore, now it wants to see what the little human in front of it wants.
"..."
(`)
"It's nothing. I just want to see if you can't teach these two stupid dogs to speak human language?"
('w
After blinking and frowning for a while, little Annie asked seriously, pointing to two large wolfdogs on the side that were sticking out their long tongues and wagging their tails.
She actually had no idea why she wanted to capture this alien dog Frank... Anyway, he captured it on a whim at that time? Of course, it was also accompanied by the short-haired cat she bought and was abducted by the other party.
But she didn't like the cat, so she left it at home after bringing it back. She didn't know whether the cat was sleeping on the roof of the castle or went to the woods to catch mice alone.
"Teach these two idiots how to speak?!"
⊙`⊙
Frank was stunned for a moment, and then subconsciously turned his head to look at the two German black-backed shepherd dogs that were several times larger than him and had very long and intimidating teeth.
"Woof!"
"Stop touching me, you'd better kill me now!!"
tt
Frank felt his heart skip a beat and felt that he couldn't run away anyway, so he simply lay down on the ground, not preparing to make any resistance.
Its meaning is very clear, that is, it is impossible to teach a dog to talk. Alien dogs do have a life, if you want it, take it!
"Why don't you teach?"
Feeling a little strange, little Annie stretched out her foot and kicked the opponent's fleshy little body.
"Woof!"
"I can speak human language because I came from an alien planet. I was originally an alien that looked like a dog! I am a high-level intelligent creature, but they are the dogs of the earth. There is a difference between humans and dogs, they can never learn to speak!!”
"If you don't believe it, you can try teaching them yourself?!"
··;
Frank turned his head to the other side bitterly, and continued to lie on the ground, leaning against the cool shade of the tree, not intending to say more.
"Of course I can teach them!"
(,,,,)snort!
"But... forget it, I won't explain that much to you!!"
(●vwv●)
She can indeed make those big wolf dogs speak human words, but she doesn't know how to do it!
Because Annie doesn't want these aliens or earthlings to know that she can do magic. Who makes them not want to believe it and laugh at her all the time?
"Hello!"
(σ｀д′)σ
"Just tell me, do you teach or not?"
(_)
Although the two dogs at home are now very obedient and well-behaved, they still sometimes cannot perfectly understand her commands without using their own strength... Therefore, in order to allow myself to always carry two dogs with me Evil dogs bully others and bully bad guys, but Annie still thinks it’s better to let Frank, the alien dog, teach them.
After all, they are both dogs, so they must have some common language.
"Don't teach!!"
⊙`⊙
Frank’s answer was very decisive!
But soon, it felt some kind of bad smell in the air, and looked up at the two animals next to it, which were slowly approaching. It was salivating and looked like it was preparing to teach itself a lesson so that it could teach someone a lesson. After the little girl took a flattering look at the two big wolf dogs, she felt that a good dog would not suffer the loss in front of it, so she quickly opened her mouth to defend herself:
"It's not that I don't want to teach! It's really impossible to teach..."
"Boss Annie, they are dogs and I am an alien. We are not the same species. Please spare the little one..."
u u
Frank, the alien dog, started to beg for mercy with a sad face. He was really afraid of this little alien girl who didn’t do things lightly and had a bad temper!
"Eh?"
∑(△｀)? !
"Why are those two here again..."
(·-·*)
Finally, little Annie, who had not achieved her goal, stopped paying attention to a certain alien dog and looked into the distance.
There, a black car rushed towards this side at the high speed, and drove directly to the lawn. After leaving two ugly wheel trajectories, he drove directly towards the high speed of them.
Squeak! !
Soon, the sound of the harsh and harsh loud car brake sounded, and then two people with sunglasses with black -looking people came out of the door of the open car.
"Hi! Annie, we met again!"
The first A deserved K who came out of the driver's position first stared at him with a big blue eyes, staring at him with a strong look at him. The little girl with an indifferent look greeted.
Then he looked at the trumpet of the trumpet of the two dogs.
"Hello, Frank, why are you here?"
Open your eyes to say nonsense, better than anyone knows why the other party is here here, the reason why the opponent is here is here, but pretending to be surprised.
Fortunately, I saw this alien dog Frank, who was forcibly abducted 'and taken away by the little girl, and saw this interstellar political diplomacy expert. Old friends who are proficient in various national affairs of the Milky Way are okay. Take a breath.
Although he does not think that the alien girl Annie will do the other party, but there are basic concerns ... After all, in case the little girl who is not light and light, accidentally play the other party, then But it's another trouble!
"Woof?!"
"Hello! And you, Detective J !!"
⊙`⊙
Seeing that the person was his own old friend, the alien dog Frank finally stopped lying on the ground to hold a corpse, but jumped up and ran behind the two. After behind his feet, he was relieved, and he greeted the two as he was relieved.
"Hi……"
"Hello, Annie, and Frank ..."
A few steps behind K also greeted the alien friends present, but his movements and tone sounded a bit unsatisfactory. attention.
"..."
"You're nice, Uncle K and black -skinned J Shu ..."
Annie raised her bear Tibes's claws towards the two weirds of the visiting two strangers, and then squinted, glared at a stupid dog hiding behind.
If the other party thinks that now there is a savior and can escape the helper, then it is very wrong! As long as she thinks, she has a way to deal with the stupid guy who is self -righteous!
"..."
"J, your face does not look very good, what's wrong, is it wrong?"
-`-
The dog's nose is very spiritual, so the alien dog Frank just shook the nose a little, and easily smelled the taste of the unpleasant sour vomit on the other person.
"!!"
"Frank! Never start with me anymore, forever !!"
J grabbed the hair on the back of the opponent, and threatened to the opponent's aggressive dog face gritting his teeth.
After a long time, he lost the other party again on the grass ...
"???"
"I just said what should I say?"
`?
The alien dog Frank's face was not knowing what happened at all.
"You don't know, it's the best !!"
J doesn't want to say too much about his scandals. It is the so -called family ugliness. Although the other party will definitely know it in the future, at least now, he can still be a little bit in front of the other party?
"..."
(`)
"Hey! Uncle K, do you have anything to do here this time?"
(vv)
These two people obviously came with their goals, so after seeing that they couldn't deal with the stupid dog for the time being, Annie decided to deal with the two people first and let the other party pass away?
"certainly!!"
"Annie, things are actually like this ..."
Don't plan to have too many guests with the little girl, because I know that there is no meaning at all, and I have greeted hello. After seeing that a abducted alien dog expert has nothing to do, he will bring them here. The matter here said in detail ...
In short,
Probably: The headquarters of the black man is not a matter of seeing the alien alien who continues to let it go. When you do nothing, go everywhere or cause trouble?
"Huh?"
Σ(￣д￣；)
"Are you joining the black? Actually, it's not impossible ... but ... but ..."
(w)
Annie thinks that I still need to think about it first, because she is not sure if this kind of thing is that kind of fun?
(…)
(●￣￣●)
But it should not be a big problem if you want to come ...
After all, it won't die if you just add it, and it can't be restrained. After all, in another earth, she had joined the Aegis Bureau, Avengers, and even the Xiong Shield Bureau created in the later period. Now adding a black man seems to be unacceptable?
"Wait! Deer ..."
"Boss K! Do you still lack a police detective in black? How do you think this dog's detective? You know, I know that Frank is an expert in Star Political Diplomacy, who is proficient in various national affairs of the Galaxy ... A good dog ?!”
-`-
I found that these two black agents turned out to recruit new detectives and felt that Frank, who couldn't come again when the machine could not be lost. On the knee, the small tail kept shaking, and he asked in a hurry while spitting his long tongue.
It did not want to apply for an alien assistant to apply for the earth 'foreign' organization, but in the past, it must start with the mix, just like the bastard of the four Zergs? Those four poor little guys have been said to have been mixed for many years. So far, they have not risen to the hope of inspection in black ...
Therefore, Frank decided to take a different approach. Taking this opportunity, taking the ride of a little alien girl to become a glorious earth black dog agent? At that time, when it stays enough to go back on the earth, can there be face face? !
"Eh?!"
∑(△｀)? !
"that……"
"Anyway, there is nothing to do recently, so join you as an detective in the man in black!"
(^^*)))
Originally, Xiao Annie still wanted to think about it again, but when she saw a certain alien stupid dog Frank, she wanted to join so positively. She felt that she might be very fun, so she didn't waste time. His right hand indicates that Queen Annie has generously joined their strangers who like to wear black clothes!
But...
She wouldn't tell these people that she wanted to play in her joining, and if it was not fun when she came, then she ran away and ran to other worlds. They wanted to find her again! !
(…)
"very good......"
At this moment, even K did not expect that their recruitment would go so smoothly? Therefore, under the joy, he decided very happily. By the way, he would be recruited with the alien dog Frank who was selling on his pants.
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