'Report! '
'gentlemen! The materials and documents you requested have been sorted out and have been sent to your mailbox...'
"..."
"Okay, I know."
In the headquarters of the men in black, the top leader of the headquarters of the men in black, codenamed Z, could even be said to be the leader of this organization. After replying to a staff call in the communication, Z cut off the communication and clicked on the other party. I started to read the information sent.
In his office, he was going to carefully watch the video of a little girl checking the time record at the headquarters a few days ago, as well as the transcripts of the conversation and registration between the other party and his capable generals, etc.
actually,
To be honest, at the beginning, they really thought that the little girl was just a little human who had come into contact with aliens or alien items? Therefore, their organization would naturally send agents from the organization to deal with it at that time. They planned to use a 'memory eraser' to tamper with and erase the opponent's memory and recover related items after finding out the situation.
But no idea...
The other party is really an alien, unaffected by their instruments developed and researched based on the characteristics of human DNA and brain?
Then, the agents of their organization had their memories tampered with and made lies, and the things that happened after they were sent back made him dumbfounded...
So far, they have not found any more abnormalities in the agents whose memories have been tampered with, and they have no idea what method or method the other party used to erase and modify the memories of their agents. The technology of alien races.
so,
Now Z will take advantage of his free time to take a good look at the body scan data of the little alien girl that K they successfully got back a few days ago and some information they asked. By the way, he will turn on the holographic projector in his office to watch Read the video of the other party's live conversation and analyze it to see if you can find any other useful information?
"..."
"Valoran? Runeterra? Gray Order? A little princess of a kingdom...real or fake?!"
"Oh, God bless..."
Sure enough, as he has had more and more contact with aliens over the years, Z, the leader or leader of the "Men in Black" organization, has become more aware of the smallness and fragility of the earth, and the more he can understand it. The risks that his agents face on a daily basis and the tremendous pressure they have to bear on their shoulders!
But there is no use sighing, because Z knows that no matter what, someone must do that, someone must sacrifice, everything is for their earth and the human beings living on the earth! !
"call!"
"Forget it, let me continue to look at it first, before there is anything worse?"
After skipping the previous irrelevant conversations and the damn images of the aliens who were smuggling sensitive goods being arrested, z finally settled on a certain point in the conversation that he thought seemed interesting. superior:
'Just the last part...'
'Annie, tell me, apart from what you said and the deuterium-8 device you carry, do you have anything unique, dangerous, or special abilities? '
This is what K said.
z knows why the subordinate of the other party asked that, because...
The aliens who came to the earth do have various special abilities...
For example: aliens who habitually spit harmful liquids and release terrible poisons like spores (although in the eyes of aliens, they just fart or spit?), and those who like to be parasitic and reproduce at high speeds (This is the scariest thing. Once, a certain guy bred thousands of his kind. But for the men in black who reacted in time, blocked the area and classified it as a military restricted area, and finally successfully repatriated those damned people. If it's a monster, things might be a little more complicated!) Or maybe it's a freak that grows and grows indefinitely after getting nutrients, etc.?
Anyway,
Their organization must not take any alien that comes to Earth lightly! Even those that seem to be harmless and are definitely not harmful will definitely be restricted and monitored in a certain area!
'Special ability? '
∑(△｀)? !
'Does magic count? I am a great magician, I can do magic, it is very powerful! ! '
o─≡※:☆
In the image, a light emitted from the little girl's finger.
magic?
The little girl said something that shocked even Z. For a while, he couldn't realize what the other person meant by what he said and did.
'Magic doesn't count, next! '
'Annie...'
'You'd better watch less cartoons from our Earth from now on, they're all lies! Because there is no magic at all on this earth, we only have science here! ! '
'And please don't fool us with that little trick of making your fingers light up? '
K obviously didn't believe in magic, so his image immediately denied the other party's words, and then went about correcting and filling in the form.
"oh!!"
So this is ah……
Z, who was watching the holographic image, finally nodded with understanding, finally understanding why the little alien girl just said that. Thinking about it carefully, before their 'Men in Black' organization successfully invited the other party to register and monitor them at their headquarters, the other party had indeed smuggled to the earth and stayed there for several days... Therefore, it might be the other party After watching more TV and cartoons in the world of ordinary people, were they imaged by the people on earth and believed them to be true, and then imitated them like children?
Come to think of it, isn't the other person just a child?
Anyway, Z himself would never believe that the other party could use Lao Shizi's magic. He thought that it might just be that the other party was carrying some small and unwilling to hand over high-tech items? It was just like the special memory-erasing wave they had seen the other party use against their agents, and the small deuterium-8 explosive device that the other party handed over that almost blew up the headquarters of the men in black. , that damn nuclear grenade?
once Upon a time……
Z also always felt that it was crazy enough that the people on earth had developed nuclear artillery bombs with a radiation damage range higher than the shooting range... Then who would have thought that people in the world of that little alien girl, They are even crazier than the people on earth. They even dare to develop and install nuclear grenades for throwing, and they dare to bring them around for a little guy?
Those aliens, aren't they afraid that she will blow up others or herself?
"Okay, continue..."
z shook his head and sighed...
He also felt that it was pointless to think about that kind of thing now, so he had better continue to watch the video to see what else they had about the little guy who looked suspiciously like an Earthling and whose body data also seemed suspiciously like an Earthling. Agent K didn't notice it at the time?
If not, then the matter is over.
'hateful! ! '
(`^)
'I really do know magic, believe it or not, but I won't show it to you again! ! '
o o
"Ha! This little guy..."
Not to mention, not only K didn't believe it at the time, but Z, who was now carefully observing the holographic video, didn't believe it either.
He still felt that the little guy was just using some kind of object to pretend to be magic! After all, whether it's lightning, fireball, freezing or other energy attack methods, their Men in Black organization has a variety of weapons that can easily achieve it, so there's nothing amazing about it.
Moreover, countless experiments by the Men in Black, a 'foreign-related' organization, have already proven that it is obviously very difficult or almost impossible to interfere with nature by relying on the power of biological entities... However, technology can easily do it. arrive!
Now, whether it's going to heaven and earth, burning the sky and boiling the sea, or turning stone into gold, or directly changing matter into another substance, the technology of the men in black can easily do it! As for 'magic', let's let that inexplicable thing continue to stay on TV to entertain the children of the ordinary people on earth they protect, right?
Where is the magic in this world? Even those aliens that can release lasers and lightning, in Z's opinion, are just creatures like fireflies and electric eels, nothing special!
'correct! One more thing here...'
'Annie, your kind of memory eraser, that 'forget-to-all' device cannot be used casually, but since you hide it so well that even we can't find it out, forget it, we won't confiscate it for the time being... …'
'But you must keep it well, don't use it randomly, and don't throw it anywhere! ! '
This was still K's voice. After the other party sighed, he continued to fill in the holographic report on the computer, which was the one currently being viewed by Z, the leader.
Z has no intention of pursuing the matter of his subordinate who is good at making claims...
Because, no matter what, the little girl finally helped the men in black, helping them discover loopholes in the customs inspection equipment, and also allowed them to successfully catch a group of aliens who had repeatedly smuggled arms and dangerous goods to the earth. The aliens allowed them to crack a super major case, severely cracking down on the arrogance of those alien smuggling groups that blatantly smuggled under the noses of their customs officers, and confiscated countless properties and stolen goods, avoiding future troubles. Less trouble.
Therefore, considering that the little girl has not shown too dangerous aggression so far, K’s behavior of making an independent decision and not completely confiscating the other party’s belongings can be barely understood? In short, now that their organization knows the existence of the other party, as long as their equipment monitors the little girl 24/7, then there will definitely not be any terrible thing beyond their control, just like they have for other people. Like aliens living on earth.
'...'
(д.)
'Why! Even if you want to confiscate it, you definitely won’t be able to! ! '
"Ha! Interesting!"
Seeing the little girl's proud expression, the cunning little face like a little fox and the expression of contempt for K, Z, who was folding his arms to check the information and looking at the images, shook his head and laughed, and followed suit He picked up his coffee from his desk.
Z firmly believed that if they insisted on confiscating all the dangerous items in the other party's hands, there would always be a way to do it... However, they couldn't bear to use violence against the little girl, and they felt that it was not necessary for the time being. That's all.
'...'
'Finally, Annie, besides your 'magic', do you have any other special abilities that we don't know about? '
Regarding the fact that the other party used some well-hidden things to disguise themselves as magic, K obviously didn't intend to ask too much, and directly asked about what they still didn't know.
'special power? Which one you ask? '
(灬°w°灬)?
'! ! '
'How many special abilities do you, an alien who looks just like us, have? '
At this time, K, who had skipped the registration investigation, was the first to ask questions. It was a certain newcomer J who Z had always felt was unreliable...
To be honest, Z was not very fond of or satisfied with the little prick who transferred the man in black from the police force...because the other person's disdain for authority was not the kind of character a good subordinate should have?
However, since it was K's choice, he naturally didn't ask too much because he chose to trust which of his capable men.
'You are the alien! '
o(へo)
Obviously, the little girl Annie doesn't like to be treated as an alien. Just like the Earthlings don't like to be treated as an inferior race by some aliens and called "Earthlings" with a tone of voice, and used as a colored term by others. The way you look at it with your eyes?
After all, the term 'alien' has more or less the connotation of exclusion and discrimination, even if most of the time earthlings don't have that kind of confidence?
'J, please, please be quiet! '
'Little Annie, please don't mind. He is a newcomer and doesn't understand the rules? '
K in the holographic video turned his head and warned his companions with his eyes before continuing to comfort the little girl with an unnatural smile.
"Hey!"
How interesting!
At this time, Z, who was watching the holographic video, couldn't help but reveal an arc at the corner of his mouth... because he had rarely seen his unsmiling, bitter-faced subordinate K showing such a smile all day long. of.
Although, when the other party laughs, it may be uglier than crying. Is it completely fake?
'I can see that he is indeed not lovable at all! '
(^)
The little girl had a look of disgust on her face, and she said it in front of the boy. Somehow, Z, who was watching the movie, felt relieved? Because, that bastard was indeed unlikable... Moreover, that guy actually had the nerve to find me that day to discuss his treatment?
'ha? Thanks! '
The shameless J spread his hands, as if he was not ready to argue too much with a little girl.
'Okay j, let's continue...'
'Where did you just say that? Oh, right! Annie, do you have any special abilities? Let’s talk about the most powerful one first, the one that can easily cause harm to others? '
Being interrupted by his assistant, K almost forgot what he should ask.
'The most powerful? '
'I can eat it! ! '
~(e｀)
'...'
'...'
"this……"
Seeing this, not only J and K in the holographic screen couldn't laugh or cry, but Z, who was currently reviewing the information and assessing the threat level of the other party, almost spit out the coffee he drank in his mouth!
He didn't understand. When did the ability to eat food become one of the most powerful special abilities that can easily cause harm to others?
'All right……'
'What's your favorite thing to do? '
K continued to ask, and Z could see that his subordinate was filling in some random information on the little girl's information, directly skipping the special ability column, which seemed very perfunctory... However, he After thinking about it, I still don't plan to worry too much about this matter, because it is really not important, so just save it if you can.
'Favorite thing to do? Of course it’s about eating delicious food! '
('wˉ)~
'...'
'...'
"call!"
"Forget it, I still won't watch it, so let's do it!!"
Z reached out and scratched the holographic report, and finally signed his name on the report submitted by his subordinate K, and gave the little girl's relevant information and instructions to their aliens in black. In the archives room, after giving the threat level an 'extremely low' rating, Z turned off the image and the opponent's holographic file.
Now,
He just hopes that the little girl's family will come to Earth from some alien planet to find a talent... Otherwise, he might have to send someone to be a nanny for the little guy, or provide relevant security forces? Otherwise, it would not be a problem to let a little alien guy, an alien whose mind seems to be a child, to roam around on their earth, right?
"Well?!"
"K, what's wrong? What's the matter?"
Not long after Z turned off the video and handed in the information, he discovered that his subordinate K and the newcomer J had pushed open his office door and hurried in?
Seeing that the other party's face looked a little unhappy, Z, who knew that something big might be going on, couldn't help but asked directly out of curiosity.
"boss!!"
"Something's bad! Something happened, it's the evil dragon! The 'twins' said, they seem to have detected that one of them passed our General Administration of Customs last night and sneaked into our earth secretly, and it just In Manhattan! Attacked several innocent aliens!!"
After walking to stand in front of the other party, K reported in a deep voice with a somewhat ugly face.
J next to him still looked carefree or excited, as if he had no idea what kind of alien existence his partner was talking about?
"!!"
"Is there a situation? Or is it the alien from the evil dragon tribe? Oh, my God!!"
Hearing such bad news, the leader of the men in black, Z, couldn't help but scratch his head and didn't know how to deal with it for a while.
"I do not understand……"
"Those troublesome evil dragons, how did they sneak into our earth, and why do we only know about them now?"
"Also, who can tell me why they are causing trouble for those aliens?!"
While recalling the information about that troublesome alien clan in his mind, Z began to think urgently, trying to figure out the key to it.
To be honest, he doesn't care about the life and death of aliens. He just doesn't want those aliens to die on the earth and cause them all kinds of trouble... This is just like the various tourist resort centers on the earth. Is it normal for any tourist to be attacked and then die inside an attraction?
If you think about it seriously, in a sense, isn't their backward earth a tourist resort center that provides services to aliens and allows them to experience life on a primitive planet? Although they, the men in black, have been working hard, raising the level of civilization on earth is not something that can be achieved within a hundred or two hundred years.
"Boss Z, there are so many things we don't know! Have you forgotten that a few days ago, those aliens were smuggling contraband for a long time before we discovered it?"
Suddenly, J, who was idle and bored on the side, opened his mouth and mercilessly slapped his boss Z in the face, just like he often did when he was in the police force when he contradicted his boss.
"..."
"..."
K and Z, two old superiors and subordinates, suddenly fell silent, and then stared at a certain dark-skinned guy with big lips with their two silent and cold faces.
"ok!"
"You two, go ahead and pretend I didn't say anything?"
J suddenly remembered that he was still a temporary worker, and the two in front of him were his partner, trainer and evaluator, and the other was even more amazing. He was the most senior official in their headquarters base. , if possible, he'd better not offend easily?
"so be it!"
"No matter what they want to do, but since you are all here...K, I will leave this matter to you to take him to investigate the damn evil dragon! You must find that guy out as soon as possible, Then capture them alive and arrange the fastest spaceship to expel them from the earth!!"
Z reached out and pointed at a certain newcomer J. He planned to let his capable subordinate K lead the other party to deal with this difficult matter.
"Yes! I understand!"
K didn't say much, just nodded and accepted the task.
"!!"
"Etc., etc……"
"Boss Z, we just completed a 'difficult' task a few days ago. Shouldn't you give us a good holiday first?"
Although J is usually very carefree, there is definitely something wrong with that dragon thing, because he can see that after hearing their alien names, many employees, agents, and even K and this boss Z They all looked a bit unhappy, so of course, he didn't plan to do such a thankless thing before he figured it out.
So, now he plans to find some excuses to avoid this potentially dangerous task! At least, he doesn't plan to touch it until he understands some of the taboos of the prestigious profession of being a man in black?
This is just like when he was in the police force. No matter how much he despised authority, there were certain gangs in New York City that he did not dare to touch. Otherwise, he might be in his sleep or at work. He was shot in the dark on the road!
"……."
Z didn't speak, but his short black beard was trembling, indicating that he might be in a bad mood right now?
"Alright alright!"
"I don't have to leave for today, but when can you give me some time off?"
J is new here, and this boss Z doesn’t seem to have much prestige in his eyes... In fact, when he was in the police force, their inspectors, sergeants, and even branch chiefs also Never looked down upon by him!
Because he is willing to do things, able to do things, and capable, no matter what case he handles, he does it almost based on his own preferences, and he is not afraid of being suppressed or punished... Although he is often praised for his outstanding work, It's obvious that promotions and such are almost always due to his personality, so he's never had a share?
So far, although the original New York Police Force has been replaced by the current high-end, classy, low-key, luxurious and connotative 'foreign-related' organization, Men in Black, the thorns are still thorns, and they are thorns no matter where they go. head!
Anyway, his prickly 'head' can't be dulled in a short while.
"No holiday……"
The beard on his chin trembled again and again, and finally, after a long time, he could hold back such a short and affirmative sentence.
"Not today? When will it be?"
"If you want to change it to another time, that's fine. Maybe I can save it for a few months and then use them together at Christmas?"
I planned to make a fake show and discuss the matter about remuneration a few days ago. Look, it's almost August now, and I have just joined the job. Although I have made some small achievements, I am anxious. It may not be realistic to take a vacation, so he thinks that the vacation doesn't seem to be urgent, so he can save it first?
"..."
"No holidays! Not even Christmas!"
"Boy, let me tell you this, we men in black don't get any holidays! Any!!"
z took two steps forward and stared with a dark face at the guy in front of him who had just been on the job for two days, and after completing a task that was not a task, he kept making noises about taking a vacation and asking for a raise!
He didn't understand. What kind of organization did the other party think that the men in black were a federal police force with poor discipline and overeating? !
“In fact, it seems like we only have one kind of vacation, and that’s sick time!”
"If you are injured by aliens but survive by chance, there is no doubt that you will enjoy the best medical services and sick leave... At other times, all agents must be on duty 24/7 On call 24/7 until the day you die or until you are too old to work anymore?"
Z grinned unabashedly and sneered, mercilessly struck the big-lipped black-faced prick in front of him, and was ready to enjoy the other person's expression that was likely to make him feel happy.
"What?!"
"God...how could you?!"
J was shocked. For the first time, he felt that he had accidentally entered an evil lineup like a pyramid scheme?
Let’s take a look. Not only does this job as a black agent have an unknown salary, no holidays, the working hours are still an outrageous 24-hour system, and you are not allowed to come in or go out, are there any human rights in this world? !
"..."
At this time, before J could continue to say anything, K on the side had a dark face, stepped forward, hugged his assistant's shoulders, and dragged him out of the boss Z's office.
"Don't waste time, we should go out to perform the mission now..."
After nodding towards his boss Z, K almost forcibly dragged his new assistant out of the office by half pulling and half dragging...
"Hey! K, let me go!"
"Let me have a good talk with that damn bad old man... He's been bullying people too much... Just let him wait, I will definitely go to the union to report him, and he should wait to receive the lawyer's letter, he..."
J continued to yell angrily, and thus received many curious and puzzled looks from past employees and agents of the Men in Black organization.
"Okay! Just save it!"
"J, I have to remind you that our organization is not under the control of any federal department, and the court will definitely not find us, because we are a group of people who do not exist in this world. No one knows our existence except us. !”
“And, unfortunately, we don’t have any kind of union within our organization either…”
K sighed. He didn't know whether it was a wise choice for him to find this prickly policeman to be his assistant, his partner, and his successor after his future retirement.
However, it's useless to think about that kind of thing now, it's important for them to continue carrying out the mission!
Moreover, maybe one of the two of them died at some point, and then he might not need to worry about the troublesome matter of successor.
"No union? How can that be?!"
J expressed surprise that such a large organization does not have the kind of union that seeks benefits for workers, employees, agents and agents?
"or……"
"Boss K, how about we organize one? I will be the president of the union, and you will be the operator. You are familiar with this place, and then you can invite others to join. Then we can directly negotiate with that bad old man Z!"
A new man in black began to have thoughts...
"Given the dangerous nature of our work, I think he should give us at least three to four days off a week and double our salary. What do you think?"
In J's opinion, the job of a black agent is definitely as dangerous as going to work as a mercenary in places like Iraq or Syria, Africa, so high salary, high benefits, and generous living conditions and holidays Definitely a must!
"You think too much!"
"Come right away, we have to carry out the mission quickly, Evil Lailong is not an easy guy to deal with!!"
K didn’t plan to say too much, because the guy in front of him had just been recruited from the undisciplined New York Police Force for a few days. After a while, he would have to wait for a few more missions to let this guy experience this job. After seeing how much the earth needs the protection and maintenance of people like them, the other party will definitely settle down and work hard until retirement!
Of course, it’s also possible that you won’t be able to retire, but you might not be careful one day and you might die midway?
"Oh, God……"
"Boss K, how on earth have you endured it all these years? Haven't you ever thought about protesting something?!"
J was puzzled by the fact that he had worked for thirty or forty years in a job without holidays and had never complained.
"..."
"You will understand later..."
"!!"
"But I want to understand now, I don't think I can wait until later!"
"I can't tell right now."
"You didn't tell me how you know you can't explain clearly?"
"..."
Snap!
"Stop talking nonsense and get in the car!!"
Quickly walking out of the elevator of the man in black's headquarters, and nodding towards the black-suited doorman who was sitting on a chair reading a newspaper and eating fast food, K directly opened the door and walked out, pointing at the door parked outside. He looked at the old black car in the parking space and said to an assistant beside him who kept complaining.
In fact, K wanted to tell the other party about the gatekeeper just now. Compared with him, the gatekeeper was much greater... That clerk had been guarding their headquarters building alone. The entrance has remained the same for decades. Not only is the work boring and boring, there is no one to talk to, and the passage is still very dull, depressing and narrow...
It is said that that person's hemorrhoids seemed to have been cut several times due to sitting for a long time?
But after thinking about it, K finally didn't make fun of other people's incident. He just got into the driver's seat of his car and urged a guy who was still talking about something to get in the car and get ready to go.
"..."
(⊙w⊙`)
Little Annie is currently eating the large bag of freshly fried donuts in her hand while "chewing, chewing, chewing" while staring at a cat and a dog!
Then, of course, the dog was also staring at her. The two sides just looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and no one was in a hurry to speak or 'bark' or anything.
"..."
"Hi! Hello, my name is Annie!"
(⊙o⊙)
"Well... I'm very surprised. Aren't you a dog? But why do you like a short-haired big cat with pointed ears?!"
(w)
The two sides stared at each other for a long time. Finally, as a little girl, Anne was a little impatient, so she couldn't help but ask first. Because in the past, the cats and dogs she saw usually started fighting after meeting each other. How could they get together like this? Besides, it seems that the cat and the dog have not known each other for a long time.
She was wandering around the city in the past few days, and of course she accidentally noticed a small newsstand on the street, a fake robot selling sundries, and a weird pug, so she had nothing to do now. , she went up to him and stared at the weird dog.
"..."
··
The dog did not speak, but stared at a certain little girl with innocent and incomprehensible 'animal' eyes, and wagged its tail twice as appropriate.
"Hey! If you don't speak, I'll cook you!"
o(｀w*)o
Anne didn't care whether anyone around would hear it now. Anyway, she was really dissatisfied when she saw the dog in front of her dared to fool herself in a very rude way.
"..."
"Woof! Woof woof!"
"!!"
"I'm really going to be angry!!"
(`)
"Why……"
"But you said I'm a dog, so why do you want me to speak human language?"
··
As a last resort, in view of the increasingly severe gaze of a certain little girl who wanted to eat the dog, the pug finally couldn't withstand the pressure and had to sigh.
"But you're not! You're an alien...no, an alien dog, am I right?"
o (*^^*)o
"Still asking the same question, why do you fall in love with a cat? I found out, you have been pestering it and you have been courting it!!"
"Since you said I'm not an ordinary dog, why can't I like a short-haired Siamese cat on Earth?"
The alien dog asked rhetorically.
Now the cat was scared away by this nosy little girl, which made him very annoyed, so his speech became a little listless... As for the surrounding earthlings who heard him speak, he no longer wanted to Go ahead and take care of it. Anyway, there will definitely be men in black coming to clean up the mess later. He is not worried at all that he will be exposed.
"Eh? It seems so!"
(°°〃)
"Okay! Let's do this, tell me your name, and we will be friends from now on. I really like this bad dog like you!"
~(^_^)~
"..."
"But I don't like you at all!"
··
After saying that, the pug turned his head and drooped his tail and ears and planned to leave.
"!!"
"Hey! How can you be so rude, be careful I really cook you!!"
(·`w)
"up to you……"
u ` u
"Damn guy!!"
..(vv)…
Of course Anne wouldn't do it like that, but she was a little unwilling to do so.
"Then I...then I'll buy that cat later?!"
Hum(.-`w-)
Anne didn't believe it. The pregnant dog couldn't be cured?
"!!"
"Hello! Little girl, my name is Frank!!"
··
(...)
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