"Ding dong!"
'Inspector No. 02133, please come to Platform 2 immediately. The super train is about to enter the station...'
'receive! '
'...'
'Ding dong~! '
'It was discovered that an Aquilon guest brought dangerous ** organisms into the country at Platform 8. Please ask the 022nd Quarantine Team to immediately go to Platform 8 to carry out relevant quarantine work! '
'Repeat, please ask the 022nd Quarantine Team to go to Platform 8 immediately to carry out relevant quarantine work...'
'clear! ! '
'Ding dong~! '
'It was discovered that a man from the Nazapota tribe broke into the women's restroom of the West Station and refused to leave. Security personnel are now requested to go to the scene immediately to deal with it! '
'clear! Let's go there now! ! '
'...'
'Passengers going to Schneider Airport, please take the mixed pedestrian passage No. 5 of the East Station...'
'...'
'Ding dong! Dear travelers...'
'The spaceship at Barrio Station will leave the port in twenty-eight minutes. Dear alien passengers who are still stranded at the customs office, please go to Super Metro Line 1 or Line 13 as soon as possible to prepare for the super train... …'
'Ding dong~! '
'For alien friends who need to go to Three Mile Island for vacation, you can now go to Platform 2 to check in. Please cooperate with Inspector 02133 and do not bring any prohibited technological items or items that violate the Earth's 'foreign-related' laws. **Flora and fauna...'
'If you carry any, please take the initiative to hand it over. We will keep it safe for you and return it in full when you leave the earth...'
'Dear alien travelers who need to go to Three Mile Island...'
'...'
In the huge and complex space port hidden underground at the headquarters of the Men in Black organization, loudspeakers or walkie-talkies of port employees rang from time to time, asking someone who had been waiting in the platform inspection room. After a long time, the little girl finally became impatient.
From the look on her face, it seemed that she had reached the end of her endurance...
"Hey! Let me tell you, little sister, how long are you going to keep watching?!"
(_)
"Didn't you just say that it will definitely be fast? Then please hurry up a little bit more. My patience is really almost exhausted by you now!!"
(lllw)σ
Yes, Anne is very unhappy now! !
The main reason is that the young lady who is responsible for checking, scanning and so-called quarantine work on her is really too slow... The other party checked her pockets and her belongings and found that there was nothing else. After more stuff, she was given a full body scan?
can bear fruit,
When the scanned image of her body came out, the other party just stared at the data on the display screen, leaving her waiting in this office for a long time?
Although the other party is very beautiful, she is a young lady with long and white thighs... But Annie doesn't care about this. She doesn't want to get close to the other party or waste time or anything like that. She just wants to complete all the processes quickly. , and then leave here quickly, it’s that simple! !
"Feel sorry……"
"Although they have always said that you are an alien, but... God, are you sure that you are really an alien? I think they made a mistake or found the wrong person?"
The young customs worker looked at the little girl's body scan data displayed on the holographic display in front of her. She looked left and right, up and down. No matter how she looked at it, she felt that the little girl in front of her was The girl is a complete Earthling! !
because……
The images of the other party's body, bones, internal organs and related data are exactly the same as those of a normal earthling girl... Moreover, those data are very standard, indicating that the other party is a good girl with good health and strong body. Other than that, there really is nothing else special about it, at least that's what it showed after she just scanned it with the instrument.
"..."
"Hey! Miss! If you don't hurry up and register for me, I'm really going to leave soon?!"
As for whether she is an alien or not, little Annie really doesn't want to worry about it anymore.
This matter should never have developed like this. Originally, she was having a good time on the street. She didn't bother anyone or mess with anyone. She even took the initiative to give money to buy things...
But the result was good, those guys in black suits didn't know how they found her, and they came to trouble her one after another, which made her feel very annoyed!
Now,
She took the initiative to follow Uncle K and the black-faced scumbag here. She just wanted to cooperate with them to quickly complete all the procedures, and then leave this shabby place hidden underground. She never wanted to come here again... However, what she saw in front of her was This young lady is actually more verbose than the two weird uncles before. She took a long time to complete her registration and related matters?
"Ah! I'm sorry..."
Although I don't know why my superiors want to register this 'alien', which looks completely like a human little girl from the physical data and appearance... However, after thinking about it for a long time, I can't think of a reason. The port customs staff member hesitated for a moment and finally decided to skip this question. He hid the question in his heart for the time being and planned to proceed with the next step of registration and inquiry.
"The quarantine work has been basically completed, you don't have any problems at all!!"
"but……"
"Well...before we officially start, can I ask a question?"
People on Earth are naturally curious, especially as she is a young person who has only been working here for a short time. Therefore, at this time, she couldn't help it anymore:
"Little girl, how did you just make them willingly give up the front position to you? I can pay attention. You seemed to have said something to them, and then they gave up their front position one after another. is you?"
"Here! Let me give you some candy and let me tell you about it to my sister?"
Although it seemed a bit against the rules to do this, I saw that the other party was a smart, cute, well-behaved little girl, and I usually faced those aliens who looked weird all day long and were not at all worthy of the audience. The young staff member first glanced at the alien tourists who were queuing up outside and had not been diverted to other places for inspection, quarantine and registration. Then she quickly called up the program on her computer. While preparing the registration form, I asked quietly out of curiosity.
Of course, at the same time, she pushed a bunch of toffee on her plate in front of the other person, giving him a small bribe.
"!!"
!!('
"Tell me about it? Of course it's no problem..."
Great!
"It's actually very simple!"
"Look..."
"The chubby bad guy at the end, who looks like a fleshy piranha flower, has several small weapons hidden in what looks like poop under its feet... Even if it is well hidden, But I just quietly told it that if it doesn’t jump in line for me, I will report it?”
o(*^^*)o
"Then what……"
"Next is the strange alien with the head and trunk of an elephant, but a very thin body... You can't think of it, right? There are actually several strange little bugs hidden in its trunk. Although I I don’t know what race it is, but as soon as I told it, it was so frightened that it immediately gave up its seat to me..."
Why!
She's too cute and popular, but there's nothing she can do about it. Look, all the aliens are taking the initiative to give up their seats to her!
(…)
(●￣￣●)
"Well……"
"The third one is the tall guy over there who looks like a bug. It's even worse! Because it has a belly full of eggs, and those real eggs are mixed with other fake eggs. You guys Better check it out carefully?”
"Let me tell you, it was very stubborn at first. It actually thought I didn't notice that it had hidden something else?!"
(ψv) Hehehehe...
"The last one is the fourth one. The big bug with pus all over its body is even simpler! Let me tell you quietly, it doesn't actually look like that at all. That ugly shell is just their camouflage tool. There are a lot of little people inside, Miss, you’d better check them out later?!”
"Also, please remember not to say that I was the one who snitched on you!!"
ψ(w)
Unexpectedly, this young lady was so smart and learned to bribe herself with candies, so Annie picked up a piece of toffee, peeled it open, threw it into her mouth, chewed it, and thought it tasted pretty good. , and began to explain the situation one by one, and at the same time, he mercilessly betrayed the aliens outside who were not familiar with him, and exposed them all to the young lady in front of him.
Anyway, she, Queen Anne, will go out to play by herself after registering. Even if those monsters and aliens want to trouble her later, they will definitely not be able to find them!
Moreover,
It's still unclear whether those bad guys who engage in smuggling can pass the customs and run to the earth. Maybe they will be arrested or deported later?
So, she doesn't need to worry about that kind of thing now.
"this……"
She didn't expect that she would actually gain so much valuable information by asking this casually, so much so that she, a young earth customs inspector, was stunned...
She was actually very familiar with those alien 'friends' lining up!
Because they often travel between the earth and their planet in outer space or other places, it is not a matter of once or twice to clear the customs from here. Almost every time, no problem is found, but who would have thought... Now this little girl has exposed so many situations at once? !
"What about him?"
"He has been stranded here for more than 27 hours. He failed several inspections and is now in line for the fifth time. How could he be so kind to let you jump in line? What secrets did you discover about him? ?”
After this beautiful young customs woman with long legs secretly reported to her superiors the important information that the little girl had just 'reported', she suddenly secretly winked at the little girl and signaled the other party. Tell yourself quickly, tell me what the big bug with a bunch of bubbles on its body that is currently at the front is hiding, so that it can easily give up the leading position?
Anyway, she was preconceived, and felt that since the four at the back had some evil intentions and had to give way, it was obvious that the guy at the front who couldn't pass the level several times must also be a big suspect, and there must be something wrong with him. Big question! !
today,
If she could catch all the five guys outside, then she might really make a great contribution! Maybe... I can be promoted to a customs supervisor, and I no longer have to stand in this position all day long facing those weird guys that are weird in shape and emit all kinds of disgusting smells or liquids?
"It...it gave way, of course because the parent is very cute!!"
('w
Annie stretched out her four little fingers in a victory gesture.
"..."
cute?
Obviously, this young female customs officer did not believe the other party’s lies!
Because she knows that aliens' aesthetics are definitely different from those of earthlings, just like she has never been able to have any good impressions of those alien 'friends' who queue up to clear the level! Those messy-looking creatures might make her scream in fear if she saw them elsewhere, so how could she feel good about them?
Of course there are exceptions. For example, the smart, cute, well-behaved little alien girl who looks exactly like them on Earth is sitting on the high stool in front of her now?
"Ai!"
"Okay, actually I was the one who threatened him!!"
e=(o｀*)))Alas!
"??"
"threaten?"
"Well, let's ignore the alien for now. Let's talk about the previous four first, but...but I don't understand, little guy, how did you do all this? How did you find out that there was something wrong with them?"
The female customs officer firmly believed that the little girl had not been standing outside for long and had not communicated much with the aliens outside. So how did the other party discover that something was wrong with the aliens in such a short period of time and return the favor? In the end, you used that coercive method to force them to give up their positions one by one?
Is it possible that the other party is carrying some equipment or instrument that can scan others?
Regarding this point, after she was secretly happy and happy just now, she became deeply puzzled and wanted to know how the little guy did it...
However, in fact, this kind of thing is not her concern, she is just curious... because she has just uploaded the information to her superiors, and after a while, there will definitely be professional agents here to deal with those issues. of.
Especially those guys at the back who have passed through customs three times and blatantly deceived and smuggled their organization's instruments, it's time to give them some trouble!
"I'm not telling you!"
o(^｀)o
Her ladyship, Queen Anne, is so hot. She can see things at a glance. How can she explain it clearly?
"But little sister, let me tell you... the guy at the front is actually a good person. He is very honest and does not carry anything. He is also very courageous. As soon as I threatened him, he gave in obediently. Yeah, it looks really pitiful..."
"Why don't you stop embarrassing it later and let it go as soon as possible?"
(=w=)o
That alien who looks ferocious and ugly but has an honest and honest personality came to Earth to visit relatives. His relative is an alien political refugee and has been hiding here on Earth. He also came to Earth quietly, but It had been stuck here since it had no formal official letter or proof of identity... However, considering that it was 'very kindly' to give up the position to Anne herself, this made her feel a little embarrassed. Under the circumstances, I reluctantly said such a kind word to the other party.
In this case, there must be an even tie between her and that stupid guy. Is this the reward for giving up her position? That's right, it should be like this. She won't feel sorry at all now! !
(`)**
(…)
"How could this happen?."
"Oh my god, among the five of them, he is the cleanest and the one with the least problems?!"
The guy who couldn't pass the test after several tests was actually the most honest and innocent among them? On the contrary, those guys who have traveled to and from the earth many times and never found any problems are the ones with the most serious problems?
If what the little girl said is true...
So, this kind of bad thing can be said to be a slap in the face to the customs inspection equipment of the people on earth! Anyway, now she, a young long-legged female customs officer, has roughly guessed that after today's incident, their equipment will have to undergo a large-scale rectification and upgrade!
It’s just that she doesn’t know how long it took for their equipment to be exploited by aliens, and how many items and aliens were smuggled to the earth and into their earthly cities?
This kind of thing made her think deeply and fear her...
Maybe, not only will she not get credit this time, but she will also be severely criticized by her superiors and punished for dereliction of duty because she has failed to do the inspections many times in the past and failed to discover those guys' behavior of carrying private goods? !
"..."
call! do not care!
"Little girl, let's get started quickly. First, say your name..."
She didn't know yet what kind of reaction the boss would have, so now this long-legged young female customs officer just wanted to quickly complete the basic registration work for the little guy in front of her, and then quickly push him to the next one. Where are the colleagues in the department, giving those colleagues a headache?
To be honest, at this time, she regretted her talk just now.
"It's such a troublesome question again. Didn't they already ask me just now?!"
(;｀o)o
Annie was referring to the uncle K and the shameless J. She thought that she had just done a lot of help to this young lady, and then the other party could complete her registration faster. But who would have thought that the other party would have to start all over again like this? ?
The forms above are so simple. Wouldn't the other party just make up some reasonable stuff to fill them in because of how helpful he had just been?
"No! This is necessary..."
"Ah? Ah! It's sir, may I ask, what do you want?"
The young female customs officer was just about to gather her thoughts, comfort the little girl, and ask her to hurry up and continue cooperating with her work. Suddenly, a heavy hand patted her shoulder, making her startled.
When she turned around and saw that it was the most experienced and capable super agent in the organization, Agent K, who had performed many dangerous missions and saved the earth from fire and water, she stood up a little flattered.
When she saw it was the other party, she knew that the information she had just submitted must have been taken seriously by her superiors. This was evident from the scene where a group of black agents and security guards outside surrounded the dishonest aliens. You can tell a little bit about it.
"Hi!"
"Little guy, we meet again. We seem to be quite destined, don't we?!"
Agent J followed his partner K to deal with it. Agent J winked at the little girl, and without any courtesy reached out to grab the plate of candies in front of her. Then he peeled off two and threw them into his big lips. Chew, chew.
Originally, just now he was still thinking hard about how to write that damn report, but who would have thought that K actually came to find him again, allowing him to temporarily postpone the report with confidence? As for whether he should continue writing when he gets back later, he doesn't want to worry too much now.
"Well?"
"What's wrong? Is there a problem?!"
K ignored his companions, but saw at a glance that the holographic registration form in front of the female customs officer was still blank. After seeing that all the contents were not filled in, he couldn't help but asked strangely.
Calculating the time, it should have been almost two hours since they left. Why hasn't all the work here started yet, and all the forms haven't been filled out and registered?
"S-Sir!"
"She...she is a little unwilling to cooperate..."
It was true that she was uncooperative, but it was also true that she had just been distracted to ask other questions and gained additional valuable information. The merits and demerits in it could not be explained for a while, so she Simply return all responsibilities to the little girl in front of you.
Anyway, the other party did not cooperate with her very much, and he still looked impatient, so why not just use it to help her share a little bit of the blame? Anyway, the other party is not from the organization, and aliens have various privileges here on Earth. Although there is no such thing as food, housing, and medical insurance, it is still better than her, an employee who works at her job cautiously to get enough food and clothing. Be strong!
"That's right..."
K looked at the little girl in front of him, but she gave him a blank look. It was obviously in line with some of the female customs officers' statements?
"never mind!"
"You go do other things first and let me register her. Let us take over here. You go out to check on that guy first?"
After pondering for a while, K resolutely reached out and pointed outside with his finger, pointing at the unlucky bug-shaped alien who had been stranded for more than 27 hours and said.
Although the report just now said that little Annie thought there was nothing wrong with the deep-sea bug-like guy, basic inspections still had to be carried out. After all, they couldn't listen to a little girl's words, right?
"OK!"
"Yes! Sir!!"
The young female customs officer who was granted amnesty did not have any doubts. When she saw that senior agent K was taking over, she quickly stood up and walked towards the door of the inspection office with her own tools.
"..."
(_`)
"Hi! How are you, Uncle K..."
(つw｀)～
Little Annie rubbed her sleepy eyes, sat down in front of her, and began to fill in the information, without even asking her Uncle K to say hello...
As for the cheeky black guy next to her who kept winking at her, she didn't pay attention at all, and she didn't know why. She didn't like this guy who was familiar with her a little bit. She and he had just met, so why did he... How can you be so shameless?
"..."
K began to quickly fill in the forms on the computer with what he knew, such as the other party's name, age, race, which planet he came from, etc.? Then, he just filled in some content that he felt was unimportant without even asking. And for everything that was even less important, he simply left it blank.
"By the way! Annie, I just asked after playing."
"Do you... have any dangerous prohibited items on your body? Some things are not allowed to be carried here on Earth. If possible, you'd better hand them over to us as soon as possible."
After a while, K almost finished filling out the troublesome form, then he breathed a sigh of relief, and then with a serious face, he looked at the person in front of him who seemed to be grabbing candy with J without much expression. little girl.
"??"
(⊙o⊙)
"What are prohibited items? There don't seem to be any. I didn't bring anything weird like that..."
(*＾＾)?
Anne didn't know why they asked, because she never hid anything, her things were all thrown into the demiplane in her little pocket.
Of course, that doesn’t seem right?
Because, in fact, the demiplane space is not in her bag at all, but in her small pocket. There is a constant channel in her bag that is linked to the demiplane space. When she wants, Just reach out and grab it?
Therefore, it is wrong to use the word 'hide'. She is not hiding, she is just storing it in that place. Those are two different concepts. She is different from those alien monsters who hide and smuggle things! !
"Don't even think about pretending!"
"Little guy, it's the nuclear weapon you gave me just now! It's the 'deuterium 8 device'. You didn't even explain to me what it was at that time?"
"Do you know that you almost killed everyone in Manhattan or New York!!"
jI'm still a little bit crazy until now...p>He has no idea whether this little guy did it accidentally or on purpose. How could she carelessly throw a nuclear weapon to him without asking or explaining? At that time, he was just throwing it away for fun, and if the attentive boss K hadn't found out in time that it had been taken away for safekeeping, he might not be left alive now!
When I think of the sour feeling of a nuclear weapon exploding in my hand, I always feel like my prostate, which has been cured for many years, is about to attack again? Then, the constipation problem that I haven’t had for a long time seems to have appeared again?
"Oh, it turns out it's that kind of thing..."
"But……"
(o)
"That little gadget won't blow up New York or Manhattan. It's actually an unstable nuclear grenade. It's the standard weapon of the army of my country's Federation of Heroes! That deuterium-8 nuclear grenade will only blow up you at most. Just this big house?”
(*`)
It turned out that the nuclear weapon the other party was talking about turned out to be the deuterium-8 explosive device... This made the dozing little Annie involuntarily breathe a sigh of relief. She almost thought she had accidentally destroyed those tens of billions of tons of super-big Ivans again. , giving away that kind of planet destroyer weapon!
(…)
(Tibbers said that the word 'and' was used very well, proving that a certain bad little master in his family still knew himself?)
To know,
After the Citadel incident, she was scolded by Sister Shepard, but she no longer dared to give away or play with those things randomly. After all, they were too dangerous... Of course, that was right. Dangerous to others?
"my Lord!!"
"Nuclear, nuclear grenade? And... it's still an unstable nuclear grenade?!"
Agent J suddenly took a breath of cold air again, experiencing a sudden attack of prostate disease...
He simply couldn't imagine how big this little guy's mind was. Doesn't she know the danger and power, so she dares to carry those unstable military weapons with her? Moreover, you dare to hand it to yourself without telling anything?
What kind of terrible thing would have happened if his hands accidentally shook at that time, or if Boss K didn't notice it in time, and he accidentally fell to the ground, or if he used it as a ball and threw it away?
Although the power of that thing has been confirmed now, and the name has changed from the terrifying 'nuclear weapon' to the slightly comforting 'nuclear grenade'... But once it explodes, the other party said it can blow up the man in black. The terrifying explosive power of the headquarters building is definitely enough to turn him into ashes!
"Okay! Agent J, please stay calm?"
After turning his head and reaching out to hold down his trembling companion who was about to have a fit, K continued to look at the little girl in front of him who looked indifferent.
K, who has carried out many dangerous missions to save the earth from fire and water, and has also seen more dangerous objects, his mental quality and ability to withstand stress are much stronger than that of a new employee next to him. So he doesn't take what happened just now to his heart.
After all, that 'deuterium 8 device', that nuclear grenade, it didn't explode, right? According to the work rules of their men in black agents, as long as nothing out of control happens, it is a successful operation and there is no need to think too much about it!
Besides, since the power of that thing has dropped from the 'nuclear weapon' level to the 'grenade' level, he doesn't need to worry about anything.
"Let's continue..."
"Annie, let's continue the topic now. I want to ask...do you still have that kind of deuterium-8 explosive device?"
K's meaning is already very clear, that is, if the other party still has it, it must be handed over immediately and handed over to them for safekeeping?
because,
They men in black do not allow aliens visiting the earth to carry any form of threatening weapons, whether it is various energy cannons, rifles, pistols or anything else, or the unstable nuclear grenades, all Not allowed! !
Although the young female customs officer must have scanned the little guy's body just now, Agent K doesn't think he can hide another deuterium-8 explosive device on his body. However, he made a final necessary inquiry. It is still necessary for you, after all, this is a standard registration procedure, right?
"..."
"There are really no more nuclear grenades. It was the last one he kept. I didn't want to give it to him at first!!"
o(^｀)oHmph!
After taking one look at the shameless guy, little Annie hummed and turned her cute little head to the other side, not wanting to see some bad guy who accepted her 'gift' and still blamed her!
And, what she said is indeed right! She indeed only had the last D-8 nuclear grenade left. The others were sold to the alien when she was at the Citadel Space Station...
But, she has something else even more powerful...
For example, those tens of billions of tons of leap-type super Ivans? Or, even worse, those anti-ship weapons launched by Viking fighters, such as the 'Lanzer' flying mines! ?
Those gadgets were also nuclear weapons, but since they didn't ask, of course she didn't want to hand them over again. After all, they were her private collection, and they might be put to use sometime! That kind of big firecracker is quite easy to use occasionally to blow up bad guys. It saves trouble, effort and worry. Once you throw it out, you don't have to worry about it at all. It's much more convenient than using magic or something like that.
"Hey! I don't like that gift of yours at all!!"
J was a little crazy, but considering that the other person was a little girl and K was present, he did not have an attack.
"..."
"Do you have any other powerful weapons of destruction on you?"
K nodded, took one last look at the little guy, and asked a question in a routine manner.
"that……"
(w`)
"Does my little bear count? It is the most powerful weapon of destruction!"
Anne decided that Tibbers should be counted?
Because, once it gets mad, or if you let it do whatever it wants, it seems that it can easily burn down an entire city or planet?
(…)
Super fierce!
"..."
"..."
KJ looked at each other and let out a sigh of relief. It seemed that the other party was definitely gone.
"Okay, let's go ahead and register you now and you'll be free soon."
"Let me see, is there anything else I need to ask?"
K planned to be a good person and do it to the end. He would not embarrass the customs officer, but would directly take responsibility for this little guy until he sent him away.
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