It turns out that children are very difficult to coax...
Because you have no idea what they suddenly think of or are about to do in their little minds, especially when facing a little girl from aliens?
"..."
"..."
Agent K and Agent J looked at each other wordlessly, and then they both breathed a sigh of relief.
"If this is such a tiring job every day, would I rather go back to my police force and chat with those drug dealers, thieves, robbers, smugglers and guys who sell stolen goods?"
That's what Agent J thinks, because he can't be a nanny and hates being a nanny, especially the kind of nanny who needs to make a little alien girl happy...
All right,
He now felt that his head was a little dizzy, and he didn't know whether it was because of his own thoughts or because of a little girl.
"late!"
"Our organization does not accept any form of resignation. If you have to do that, I'm afraid the consequences will be unbearable."
Agent K first glanced at the little girl in front of him, then turned to look at the complaining companion next to him, and then mercilessly hit his new assistant.
Because the Men in Black organization does not talk about human rights here, they are a group of people who 'do not exist'! When you come in, you have to go through layers of selection. When you want to get out, there are generally only two ways:
Either he dies in the middle of a mission one day, or he gets old and has to retire...
"Hey! Oh my God, please Boss K, can you not be so serious?"
"I just want to make a joke with you and complain a little bit. Is that what you want?"
"Hey! Wait for me!!"
However, Agent J discovered that his companion did not listen to his nonsense at all. He just led the little girl in front of him to the outside of the agent restaurant with a cold face, forcing him to catch up quickly.
…
It took almost a lot of effort and wasted most of a day, but no matter what, Agent K and Agent J managed to survive in the cafeteria of senior agents inside their headquarters building. After dealing with the little alien girl Annie who was persuaded to come back by the two of them!
They feel very lucky now...
Are you glad that the other person's dietary standards seem to be more in line with the people on Earth?
Moreover, they also discovered that some of the other party's aesthetic values and tastes seemed to be almost the same as those of people on Earth?
Anyway,
From beginning to end, they were never asked by the other party to look for those alternative, disgusting, sticky alien foods! Instead, they just barely satisfied the other party with the normal food they usually eat, and after resting for a while after the meal, they were able to persuade the other party to go to the customs registration office with them to prepare for subsequent foreign affairs. What is the immigration and registration work for stars?
As long as they lead people to their destination, to the customs hall on the n-level underground at the bottom of the headquarters building and to the underground docking port of the 'foreign-related' spaceship, their mission will be completed!
"Annie, let me introduce it to you: Maybe you have also seen that this is the headquarters of our 'Men in Black' uncles as you mentioned..."
"Our 'Men in Black' agency was established by the federal government around 1950, so it should be about the same. I remember it was established at the beginning of the Cold War... It was just to try to get in touch with aliens like you? "
"At the beginning, basically none of us on Earth were willing to believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life..."
"But it turns out they do exist!"
"Later, I remember that it was in 1961 that they finally had their first contact with us. I was still a child at that time... I was probably about the same height as Annie, right?"
"well……"
"In the blink of an eye, if I count the time, decades have passed and I am already over fifty years old..."
Agent K and his favorite agent J just led the little girl who was walking behind them towards the customs hall, and gave them a rough introduction to each other. The history of this planet's 'foreign' management and registration institutions.
"It's incredible to think about it..."
"Those first batch of aliens who came to the earth, were they just a group of interstellar refugees? In short, they may be a little different from this lost little guy like you. From the beginning, they seemed to just want to treat the earth as Their political refuge?”
"Of course, they are a little different from the four guys you saw in the restaurant. The aliens at that time were taller, taller than the people on earth, and they were not as cute as you?"
"Actually, it's not just J, even me. At the beginning, if the intelligence information provided by the headquarters was not correct, I almost thought you were a little girl on our earth..."
The way to the customs is still a bit far. They still need to walk through two corridors and then use the elevator to go down. Therefore, Agent K just continued chatting. He liked doing this, this kind of relaxation. Conversations will make their work more efficient.
Because, they had just obtained a lot of valuable information from chatting with each other.
For example:
The other party comes from a planet called 'Rune Land' and lives in a 'Voodoo Land' in the 'Valoran Continent'. Moreover, the other party seems to be a little princess of a kingdom called 'Gray Order'? However, whether it is a country or not, neither K nor J will delve into it. Anyway, they just need to know that this little guy's background is not the kind of interstellar refugee who can be bullied!
And there is…..
That alien planet called Runeterra seems to have many races of intelligent life that look very similar to humans on Earth, or are almost identical to them? Of course, it is said that there are others who look nothing like Earthlings...
“I don’t like those four little bugs in the restaurant!!”
(*￣￣)
Little Annie, who was following the other party, looking left and right, and gradually becoming impatient with this boring place, heard the other party mention the four little aliens in the restaurant who were noisy and made everything dirty. When it was human, it couldn't help but frown and curl its lips.
Anyway, she just doesn't like those four stinky guys who sing terribly, are ugly, seriously affect her appetite, and look like four hairless mice! !
That is, in someone else's territory. If it were in another place, Annie might have burned them all with a fire. How could she let them run next to her and jump around while she was eating? Dancing, noisy, and singing and mischievous?
However, this also made Annie feel a little bit prouder in her heart... because now she finally discovered four guys whose singing was even worse than hers, so that she was a little impatient at first. Are you a little more cheerful?
(…)
(●￣￣●)
(Tibbers, who was being held in the hands of his little master and who had just been ruthlessly used as a rag, suddenly didn’t understand what kind of thing... was there to be happy about?)
"You don't like them?"
"But, they like you very much... Also, I saw that you got along so well just now, I thought you were already friends..."
When he was in the restaurant just now, K didn't notice that this little guy didn't seem to chase away or say anything to the four attentive guys, which made him think that they didn't dislike his four alien elders. Where are my friends!
But who would have thought that the truth would be like this?
"snort!!"
o(^｀)o
Still friends?
Anne would never consider those ugly and weird guys as her friends!
Moreover, she would not tell this Uncle K. If the two of them hadn't been there to restrain her a little, I'm afraid she would have dealt with those four guys severely! !
"Okay, I think I understand..."
"But don't worry, Annie. After the registration is completed, you will be free. You don't have to stay here at our headquarters all the time. You definitely don't need to face those four guys all day long."
"In fact, this is where our headquarters and customs are located. Most of the time, no alien will want to stay here."
"There are about more than 1,500 aliens on our planet now. Most of them are currently staying in Manhattan. There are also a few other aliens...most of them are good people who keep their own laws and live in disguise outside. But if it’s someone like you, then there’s no need at all, and you definitely don’t need to worry about being discovered by ordinary people!”
"Anyway..."
"I think Boss Z will definitely make arrangements for your matter. We are very professional in handling foreign-related affairs for aliens like you!"
Ding~! !
It wasn't until the elevator door opened that Agent K, who had been leading the way and introducing the situation to the little girl, finally breathed a sigh of relief and stopped.
To be honest, although communicating with aliens is one of his basic jobs, guiding a little alien girl still makes him feel a little weird, because he doesn't know what to say at all. I don’t know how to coax a little girl at all, so I can only pick up some familiar things and introduce them randomly, just try not to let this little guy idle...
However, fortunately, the two of them have successfully lured the little guy back, and after serving him a delicious meal, they are finally ready to hand him over to the customs officers!
Then……
They're almost ready to go deliver missions and write reports! And in the next two days, I think I should be able to have a good rest?
In general, today's field mission was quite easy and smooth. It didn't seem like the bad confrontation scene he had imagined before. He himself was not like other agents who were attacked by each other. Take action to clean or tamper with memories or something.
"oh……"
(,,.,,)
Annie suddenly felt a little bored now, because that kind of thing sounded like a lot of trouble and not fun at all! Moreover, she doesn’t need these people to arrange it! If she hadn't been afraid that they would bother her all day long, she would have gone out alone to continue her journey of eating, drinking and having fun.
After all, she has been to many worlds on the earth, so she is really familiar with this city! At most, it's just that some of its details and age, or maybe the crowd is a little different?
Anyway, she has money now, that kind of green banknotes from another world, but she can spend them directly? That really surprised her... As for whether someone would come to her door in the future because of the wrong serial number or printing date, that was none of her business!
Who told them to only accept banknotes instead of gold coins? Anyway, she still has a lot of wads of green banknotes in her pocket that Uncle Colson and the others gave her back then. Now that she is taking them out to spend on herself, she can make the most of them.
"Ha! Did I say Boss K?"
"Does she understand when you talk to such a little girl like this about so many nonsense things? I think you are wasting your time. You might as well talk about something else fun and interesting!"
"Did I just say it right, cute little clever Annie, you must not understand it, right?"
When the automatic door of the elevator slowly closed, and when the elevator began to move downward quickly, Agent J, who walked in with him, first complained to his companion, and then turned to the reluctant little boy in front of him. The girl winked and teased, as if she wanted to tease this cute little guy and have some fun for herself?
Unfortunately, his plan seems to have failed again...
Because, after the other party rolled his eyes at him first, he turned his cute little head to the side, as if he was unwilling to talk to him, making him look like a sentimental fool?
"well……"
"J! Didn't I tell you?"
"Please don't use your earthly cognition to understand an alien... because some aliens may have higher IQs than we think, and maybe she is thousands of years old now. Yes, it just looks 'petite'?"
K has seen highly intelligent aliens as big as ants, so he would never judge a strange alien by his appearance, because if he handles 'foreign-related' affairs according to their earthly standards and experience, If so, it will definitely cause trouble!
"!!"
'?o(°°〃)o
"Hmph! You're only a few thousand years old! When I came to your earth from Bilgewater a few days ago, according to your Earthling calculations, I was only a little over eight years old!!"
(*.>Д
That's right, according to the world of Runeterra, the planetary revolution time of Valoran, or the age calculation algorithm used by people on Earth, Annie is indeed just over eight years old now!
Although……
The truth is that things may be slightly different, but that kind of thing doesn’t matter! Anyway, no matter what, the thing of thousands of years is absolutely impossible! !
"Wow!"
"Boss K, look, I finally said it right, right? She is indeed just a child!!"
Agent J has always believed that this little alien girl is not too old, because sometimes, the tricks he learned from the police force to deal with children work very well when tried on this little guy! Of course, sometimes, there are some small methods that don’t seem to work?
But that didn't mean anything. Anyway, he felt that the little girl in front of him was indeed a little girl. At most, she was just more cunning or clever? Regarding this point, this is probably where the difference between himself and K lies.
He has always treated this little girl as a little girl from Earth, while K is more accustomed to contacting the other party as an equal or unequal alien?
This point seems very bad to J...
At least, he felt that it was not good to deal with this cunning and clever little alien girl. He still stuck to the tactics he originally learned in the police force! And it turned out that it was indeed quite effective, otherwise, their mission today would not have been completed so smoothly.
All of this is due to him, Edward... Oh, it's all due to his Agent J. This is a fact that no one can deny!
No matter what other people think, after all, on the first day he took office as a 'Men in Black' agent, and on the first mission he performed, he made a meritorious service. It is absolutely necessary for the Z boss to give him a full-time job, a promotion and a salary increase. , or take a paid short vacation?
In fact, the vacation doesn't need to be too long, and he's not too greedy. It's enough to have ten and a half days, so that he can take an alien spaceship and go shopping around the outside of the earth, including food and accommodation.
Ding~! !
Just when Mr. J, a new agent, was thinking wildly, suddenly, the bell in the elevator rang. After the slight weightless feeling when the elevator braked disappeared, the automatic door in front of them finally opened again.
"Welcome to the customs of our earthlings, little princess Annehastur from the Kingdom of Gray Order in the voodoo land of Valoran, the planet of Runeland?"
"Here, we Earthlings will serve you wholeheartedly. We will have dedicated personnel to answer any questions you may have or provide you with any help we can. We will definitely allow you to have a wonderful vacation here on our Earth!"
"Of course, the premise is that you must remember to abide by the law?"
Walking out of the elevator door, I looked at the busy human staff in the lobby outside, which was like an airport waiting room, and the various strange aliens coming and going, including the Kasunga tribe, the Nazarbha Towers After a while of harmonious scenes of tribesmen... as well as various automated equipment, advanced super-tech robots, etc., Agent K proudly introduced the little girl next to him.
This is the headquarters of their so-called 'Men in Black' organization. It is a special institution hidden from public view by the people on Earth. It is also the basis for their ability to fight against any stowaways who do not follow the rules!
"..."
(lllw)
"You are registering over there, right? I can go there by myself, you don't have to follow me. Goodbye Uncle K and the shameless Black Uncle!!"
(ˉ￣～)Cut~~
Anne didn't know what this weird uncle called 'K' was so proud of, because, in her opinion, this kind of shabby place was inferior to the political, cultural, and military affairs in the capital of Haiwen Star in her Koprulu Sector. Center and the space port of the interdimensional world, but they are too far apart!
But no matter what, in order to prevent herself from being disturbed by those stupid and weird uncles in black suits and sunglasses all day long while she was playing and wandering around this earth, she finally decided to reluctantly go to that place where there were so many people. The aliens are queuing up at the customs to register, and then...
Then she would do whatever she had to do, so she wouldn't waste time here! !
"!?"
"Wait! Why do you call him Uncle 'k' but refuse to call me Uncle 'J'? Little guy, do you have any objections to me?"
"Let's do this! Listen, kid! Next time, you have to call me brother! Black brother or 'j' brother can do it! Because I'm only in my twenties, I'm not married yet, and I'm still a big boy. Just two...three eight years older than you?"
"Also! I'm actually not thick-skinned at all. If you don't believe me, you can come over and pinch each other?"
J has always strongly protested against that annoying, cunning and clever little girl calling herself the shameless black uncle!
But it’s useless. Until now, the other party is still going its own way...
Just like now, before he had finished speaking, the other party had already hurried out of the elevator, squeezed into the crowd in the distance, and queued up at the customs entry reporting and inspection office in front.
This made him couldn't help but slap his head with some helplessness and hatred...
"Um?!"
"Dude, why are you looking at me like that again? Is there something wrong with that?"
As soon as he turned his head, he found that his companion K was staring at him with that dead face again, so J couldn't help but asked in confusion.
Sure enough, he doesn't like these serious guys who don't know how to joke at all and have a dead face all day long. There is absolutely no reason!
This is just like the guys from the Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, Army Special Forces, FBI, etc. who were also selected when he came here for the exam a few days ago. Those people are really too They are all dull, they are all a bunch of brainwashed guys who have no idea what fun is. What’s the point of living for guys like that?
Fortunately, they were all ruthlessly eliminated by Edward. Otherwise, if he were really allowed to work with people like them, he would have to be driven crazy!
"..."
"No! It's nothing. Let's go back and write the report..."
K shook his head and took one last look in the distance. After confirming that the little girl had queued up to check in under the guidance of the staff, he got off the elevator again and planned to return to his office. He did not plan to continue here with someone. People waste their precious time.
Because their task is completed today, as long as they finish writing the report, the rest of the time will be their personal time, and there should be no new tasks issued within 24 hours.
"Still writing a report?!"
J’s face is full of disbelief...
He didn't understand, such an obvious thing... The two of them took action and successfully persuaded the little alien girl who looked like an Earthling to come back and register. There were no more unnecessary conflicts and contacts between the two parties. This kind of What kind of report should I write?
Could it be that this agency is a bloated bureaucracy like his former NYPD? If you have time to write a report or something, you might as well go out and catch a few more aliens! !
"If you want to become a regular employee quickly, you must write!"
"..."
"Oh! My God..."
"Is it really impossible not to write?"
"no!"
"Damn! I really hope God punishes bureaucrats like you for procrastinating..."
"??"
"etc!"
"J! What on earth is that you are holding in your hand?!"
Agent K, who was about to press the elevator floor number, frowned and locked his eyes on a small metal gadget in the opponent's hand.
He was very sure that that thing didn't seem to be anything he had ever seen?
"You mean this?"
J just threw the thing in his hand in the elevator. When he found that K's eyes kept moving up and down with it, he confessed indifferently:
"This is the gift our alien child Annie gave me just now when you went to the bathroom in the restaurant. It seems to be a gift called..."
"Oh! I remembered!"
"It seems...a device called Deuterium 8?"
In fact, it was not a gift, and J didn’t know what it was. Anyway, he only knew that while K was not around, he pretended to check whether there were any dangerous objects on the little guy Annie, and signaled. The other party took out everything in his pocket?
Although he knew that a little girl's little skirt would definitely not be able to hide anything in the pockets, but who would have thought that in the end, the little guy actually hesitantly took out such a cold gadget and... Was it handed over to him?
He doesn't understand the purpose of this device called 'Deuterium 8', but he is studying it and believes he will soon know what it is.
"Deuterium 8?!!"
Agent K's eyes widened and he held his breath for a moment. He was so frightened that he quickly took a step forward. He was the first to catch the gadget thrown up by his ignorant new assistant with both hands. After a while, he discovered There was no movement from the things in his hands, and he breathed a sigh of relief when he realized that the other person was still alive.
Fortunately, he just asked a question, otherwise, this stupid guy next to him would definitely cause a big mess! !
"Man..."
"Why are you so nervous? This thing is so small, just a small iron ball. Are you worried about it?"
J, who obviously has poor knowledge of chemistry and physics, has no idea what the word 'deuterium' means until now. He is just a little curious about his companion's fuss.
Although it is indeed not good for him to hide the confiscated items indiscriminately, a small iron ball like a toy is definitely not worth a few dollars, and it is so light that it doesn't matter whether he turns it in or not. Therefore, he Do you think it’s no big deal to just use it for fun?
"..."
"J! Do you know what 'deuterium' is?"
K ignored the other party, but once again made sure that there was nothing unusual about what he was holding in his hand, he urgently contacted the dangerous goods storage office in the organization, and continued to ask his new colleague again with incredulous eyes. road.
He has already decided that before the next mission, he must take time to educate the impetuous guy in front of him about some things. Otherwise, God knows what kind of disaster the other party will cause?
"I don't know! Is that important?!"
J looked indifferent, and even wanted to reach out to take back the small iron ball, but was avoided by the other party, and received a stern warning look at the same time.
"All right……"
"I'll give it to you if you like it, but you should tell me what it is, right? I really want to know why you are so nervous about it?"
Anyway, it was something that was tricked into the hands of that little alien girl, so I didn’t feel bad at all giving it away.
"j!!"
"What were your grades in middle school, what were your average grades in physics and chemistry?"
K did not answer the other party's question, but asked a question.
"Usually it's d+ or f..."
"Hey! Man, please don't look at me like that. If I did better in physics and chemistry, I wouldn't have to fight criminals in a New York police station!!"
When he noticed that the other party's eyes suddenly became strange after hearing his middle school results, J protested loudly! It is perfectly normal for those with good grades to go to college and work in offices, while those with bad grades to work hard. Otherwise, he himself would not have found a job in the police station or the more dangerous job of a black agent.
"..."
"I will arrange for someone to give you extra lessons!"
K nodded, then shook his head, with a complicated expression.
"Hello!"
"You haven't said what this thing is yet!!"
J once again reached out and pointed at what the other person was holding in his hand.
"..."
"Deuterium, an isotope of hydrogen (h), is also called heavy hydrogen. The element symbol is generally d or 2h... There is one proton and one neutron in the deuterium nucleus, and its relative atomic weight is twice that of ordinary hydrogen. It is generally used Thermonuclear reaction, when beta rays are released during fusion, helium with a mass number of 3 is formed, do you understand?"
K didn't say it directly, but quickly explained the characteristics of deuterium to the other party.
"not understand……"
J's dark face with thick lips is full of question marks...
"..."
"Simply put, it's probably a fusion device!!"
K's face darkened. He didn't expect that the little girl actually had such a thing on her hand? However, he doesn't know whether this is a weapon or energy?
But no matter what it is, throwing it around as casually as J just did is definitely not okay! !
"Fusion device?!"
"You mean... it could be a nuclear weapon?!"
After blinking, J finally understood why K was so nervous. Then, his voice trembled a little when he spoke...
"It's possible, but I'm not sure!"
K didn’t know what it was. They needed to ask the little girl first, but before doing that, they had to keep it safe.
"my Lord……"
J was a little unsteady on his feet. He had never thought that something like a 'little boy' was actually being thrown around by him just now?
Sure enough, there is no free pie in the sky. The danger of the job of the man in black is beyond his imagination. If he is not careful, not even the scum may be left? I don’t know if it’s too late to regret it now?
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