'Why can't I guess what I'm going to eat tomorrow...'
'Why are all the delicious things in my dream gone when I wake up...'
φ(≧ω≦*)?
'...'
'Why is the adult world so complicated? '
?（＾?＾●）?
'I don't want to, I don't want to, don't want to grow up...'
'There will be no fairy tales in the world when you grow up... I don't want to grow up if I don't want to...'
'You won't be able to do whatever you want when you grow up...'
'...'
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After getting bored waiting, little Annie hummed her favorite earthly children's songs as a matter of course, causing the remaining Wuji Sword Master Shengyi from a certain Wuji Sword sect to cast his astonished expressions frequently. look.
However, Annie, who is singing happily now, will not pay attention to the other party's reaction. Anyway, she likes to listen, so if she doesn't want to listen, she will cover her ears!
(…)
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"..."
After taking another look at the little girl not far away who was just humming to herself and didn't seem to have any discomfort, Master Yi turned his head and looked at the Archmage sitting beside him.
"Arch Mage Ryze, have you still not found it?"
"It's not too early to look at the weather now. How about we rest here for a while and wait until you determine the exact location before setting off?"
Master Jian Shengyi of the Wuji Sword Sect said that maybe he, a master of swordsmanship, is really not used to the teleportation spells of the mages?
Because...
After many long-distance teleportations by the other party, he suddenly felt a little dizzy and a little nauseous... just like when he was a child, he accidentally ate a lot of food that grew in the Ionian forests and mountains. Those 'intoxicating herbs' that can be used to make wine or relieve worries?
Fortunately, they had not eaten lunch, and the three of them were all on empty stomachs now. Otherwise, having been tossed back and forth so many times by the Archmage Ryze today, he would have never had any experience of being teleported by magic. , and for the first time in his life to take this high-end way of travel, but encountered such a bad situation, he, the famous Wuji Sword Master, would definitely make a fool of himself on the spot and vomit all the things in his stomach. You can't come out!
Therefore, feeling that he couldn't bear it, he could only put on a dark face, endure the dizziness and some terrible churning feeling in his stomach, and put forward such a suggestion in a 'tactful' way.
once Upon a time,
He had always envied those tall spellcasters who could fly, become invisible, disappear, and teleport... But now, he suddenly felt that, as the Infinite Sword Master, he had no need to envy those spellcasters at all. A handsome guy!
Because, for some things, it might be better to stay down-to-earth?
"Well……"
"Sorry, let me think about it again..."
Ryze didn't consider the other party's request at all, nor did he pay attention to the suggestions for modification. He was just thinking, why is the distance of today's jump always so small, and he can't always catch the enemy's exact position?
Could it be that the whirlpool of the magic tide here was so intense that he could not accurately determine the opponent's position? Or is it because I just experienced a big battle today and am still injured, so my mental state is not very good, so that I made many mistakes in judgment and did not accurately grasp the winding path to jump to the goal. The key point of the land?
He must think carefully about this issue and study it carefully to find out where or which link the problem is...
In short, what happened today was very strange, and it made him unhappy all the time...
"..."
?乛?乛?
hey-hey……
A little girl with a cunning light in her eyes was sitting boredly, hugging her little bear Tibbers, blinking her beautiful big blue eyes with an innocent look on her face. She looked at everything around her with curious eyes, as well as the flowers, plants and trees that made her feel strange... Of course, there were also the little bugs in the gaps between the stones who were fighting with each other over the ownership of a small cave. They?
Then,
After a while, she turned around, still looking harmless. She looked at the old man Ritz in front of him who was already deep in thought, then curled his lips and grabbed him into his arms. The little bear started to play with the opponent's furry ears and one eye was missing, leaving only a crooked and ugly pie face.
obviously……
The wandering archmage who had performed winding path jumps many times just now would never have thought that his signature jump spell without accurate coordinates would deviate a little bit every time due to repeated transmission errors. This time he always felt that he had missed something, and he also felt that the fluctuating position was far away and sometimes close... In fact, it was all because there was a villain secretly causing mischief beside him! !
(…)
(Dear little master, is it really okay for you to make a trip in secret like this? You may also know that no matter what, you will definitely not be able to stop that stubborn old man... After a while, that stubborn old man The old guy will definitely be able to lock on to that little fox with nine tails. The most you can do is delay the time just a little bit, which is bound to not affect the result.
?lll￢?￢?
——Knowing that his little master had successfully misled the Archmage Ryze several times, Tibbers finally couldn't help it when he saw that others were now sitting down with their eyes closed and meditating, looking suspicious of life. He muttered a few more words.
In its view, this miserable little master of his own is actually just treating the wandering mage in front of him or the nine-tailed vixen in the south that is not too far away as a friend. At most, he may just treat him as a friend before and after meals. Just a tool for entertainment?
It's just that she was helping one person at one time, and then helping another at another, and she was always wasting her time and not doing anything serious, which made Tibbers really look down on her... Although, in his impression, his family This bad little master never seems to do anything serious? )
"What do you care about if people like it?!"
(??ω?)?
She doesn't need to be like those adults who think about making money every day, thinking about cheating and kidnapping, or thinking about doing other bad things every day... So now she can only have some fun and tease herself. Besides entertaining others, or asking others to do stupid things to entertain herself, what else can she do?
Is it possible?
Can she still be allowed to introduce the omnipotent Queen Anne and the great Head of State? After eating and being idle, all day long she thinks about saving the world as a savior, or destroying the world and becoming a world-destroying devil?
According to the era of Runeterra, she is only eight years old this year, she is really just a child...
So, if you want to save the world, let the adults do it, just like the old man Ruiz and Uncle Jian Sheng in front of you! Anyway, that old guy likes to speak great truths, has a thick face and a dark heart. He also knows how to protect himself while protecting the world, and he especially likes to save the world as his own responsibility?
Therefore, it is most appropriate to leave that kind of thing to someone like him. For Queen Anne, she can just think about interesting things all day long, or think about how to eat, drink and have fun. .
(The omnipotent little master...)
(That little fox with nine tails is burning, killing, and looting in the big military camp to the south right now. If you continue to do tricks secretly to prevent that old man Ryze from finding her, after a while, there may be people in that Noxian military camp. There won't be many people left.
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——Tibos actually doesn’t care much about the life and death of those Noxians, because he never cares about anyone except his little master! He was just a little worried that when he went to that military camp later, he would see too many of those horrific images, with corpses strewn all over the ground, flesh and blood stumps, intestines or brains, etc., which would affect someone in his family. Little master's appetite?
Then, when the other party is in an extremely bad mood and cannot eat enough, he uses himself as a way to vent his anger or something? )
"Tibbers..."
ε=(′ο｀*)))Alas
"It's not like you don't know that adults always like to fight or fight...
They can fight for money, they can fight for their own selfish desires, they can fight for land, or they can fight for oil or something, or they can even fight because the other family's belief in gods is different from their own. beat? "
╮(╯▽╰)╭
"They are always going to fight anyway. No matter what world it is, whether it is the earth or other planes, or even this Rune Land, their adults are fighting almost all the time... So, we are sure If you can't stop them, just let them continue to fight. They can beat their brains out as they please. I don't want to care about them..."
(??ˇεˇ??)Hmph!
The world of adults is actually like this. They will always fight and fight for things they think are good or some boring things. It happens in almost every world she has ever been to. It is always like this, annoying. So annoying...
Therefore, she would not interfere in those things when she was full and had nothing to do, and she didn’t know those people!
Besides, she is still hungry now. She desperately wants to eat fresh food and eat that kind of delicious and sumptuous lunch, so that she is not bored and thinking about other people's business after eating. Or to the extent of being a savior! !
(But……)
(Dear little master, if I remember correctly, the nine-tailed fox named Ahri seems to have been 'accidentally' given to her by you... Well, I don't know anything, so please don't angry……
?￣ω￣;?
——Sure enough, Tibbs knew that this bad little master of his family just couldn't listen to advice on certain things... Certain things she believed in were just the same, no matter whether it was right or wrong in the end. Wrong, she never thinks or cares too much...)
"..."
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Annie glared at her little bear, then looked at the two adults in the distance first, and saw that the Green Swordsman, Uncle Yi, and the strange old man Ryze had no plans to have lunch now, or continue to set off to find Ahri. After seeing the little sister, she lowered her head again and looked at Tibbs the bear, who was holding both arms by her and sliding up to her.
"Tibbers..."
"You really talk too much...be careful when I have free time one day, I will use that magic pattern sewing kit to sew your mouth shut?!"
s(??ˇεˇ??)ゞ
Annie was very sure, 100% sure, that Miss Ahli's matter really had nothing to do with her!
Because, at that time, she just couldn't resist the other party's plea, so she kindly gave the world rune to the other party to take a look. Who knew that the other party suddenly became like that, and gave the entire stone to the other party? Did you eat it in one bite?
At that time, she originally wanted to catch the other party and cure the young lady again... But in the end, before she could put it into practice, some bad old man jumped out to cause trouble, leaving her alone. Be careful and let the other party run away?
All in all, all in all, everything was the fault of that old man Ritz over there. He was the one who brought it upon himself. She would not take the blame!
The authenticity of what a certain little bear said is open to question. Anyway, none of it can be established at the moment! !
(…)
(I’m telling you, little master, that you have never failed in the girl’s work class. I feel that you will definitely prick your finger when the time comes...
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——Uncle Tibbers Bear doesn’t speak with his mouth, he just sews them together. At worst, he will stop biting people in the future and just grab the enemy directly, and then tear them alive like in some TV series? After all, ordinary earthlings with such little strength can tear living soldiers alive, so it is obvious that the more powerful Tibbers Bear can also tear evil villains with his hands. )
"!!"
(?_?)
"Tibbers...if you make me angry again, I will definitely put you in a small dark room with Erheizi and the others. I swear, I will use your name!!"
(????)??
Although I can't live without my bad little bear all the time, but... it seems that it is okay to temporarily lock the other person in a small dark room? For example, throw it into that demiplane space and let it stay there with Erheizi and the others for countless years?
Well……
It doesn’t seem to work for too long….
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She can't live without the little bear by her side. She is a little used to the other person's existence. She will not carry him for a while, and then she will feel exhausted if she doesn't bully him occasionally... So... maybe... just lock him up for a day, or half a day. That's pretty much it. Let her know how powerful she is as the Queen? !
(Alas...Dear little master...
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——Tibbers, who remembered something, suddenly had to sigh, and in a strangely long tone, he looked at his miserable and forgetful little master. )
"!!"
"What, Tibbers, you finally realize that you are afraid. Do you want to ask for mercy now? Then hurry up, I am listening!!"
(*?′╰╯`?)?
(Owner……)
(Your two black men, and that hell demon Diavolo, weren’t they left by you on the earth plane at your Aunt Kate’s house?
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——Tibbers really wanted to chat with Erheizi and the others about bears, play mahjong or fight landlords, but it's a pity...the two guys were lucky enough to be paroled from the 'prison' , now they have been in a state of relaxation. I don’t know how happy they are at this time. They are not in the demiplane of their bad little master at all!
If possible, does Tibbers really want to be sent to face the wall and think about his past with those two bastards? It's had enough. It doesn't want to be a nanny next to a little kid all day long... Well, don't think too much about this kind of thing, just in case it's eavesdropped by its little master. 'If you arrive, you will definitely be in bad luck! ! )
"Ah! Aunt Kate and the others, wow! I seem to have remembered it!!"
!!(?''??)?
Annie finally remembered that she had indeed left Er Heizi in that plane world...
Originally, she only wanted to come back to the continent of Valoran and stay in the land of voodoo for one day, but she accidentally ended up staying there for a long time, and she still doesn't want to go back until now!
"But……"
"Tibbers, who is Diavolo?"
(′???`)?
Of course Annie knew about the balrog she had captured that was very good at fighting! She even gave it a ball of eternal fire, so that it could become bigger, more ferocious, more ferocious and more terrifying with the flames found in the Asgard palace?
Anyway, Annie likes that super obedient guy very much. She will think of him from time to time and let him out to bully those bad guys! But, as for Diavolo and so on...it seems that he really has no impression?
I seem to have heard it somewhere, but for a while, I couldn't remember it...
(Owner……)
(Diablo...it is actually the 'big pineapple' you mentioned before, the hell demon from the sanctuary world that you threw to Erheizi for discipline? That one was given to him by Kasha and the others without waiting for you to take action. The guy who was beaten to death and then resurrected?
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——Poor Diablo, he was forgotten by his terrible little master...
This situation made Tibbers silently mourn for the other party in his heart for a second or two... Fortunately, the other party was bound to Erheizi, otherwise, maybe the unlucky guy would always be in that half. In the plane space, it has been sealed and thrown in a corner forever, until the end of time, right? )
"ah!!"
"So this is what you were talking about, I seem to have remembered it too!!"
∑(￣□￣;)
Finally, under the kind reminder of her little bear Tibbers, Annie finally remembered the one who was caught by the Star Spirits, and then wanted to show off her power in front of her. In the end, she was caught by herself, beaten severely and thrown to Erheizi for training. The poor three demon gods of hell.
"Forget it, let's ignore them for now. When I have time in the future, I will go back to that world to catch them..."
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Big pineapples and so on, in fact, if they are lost, they are lost. Anne does not see that thief, who has never thought of doing good things! However, her own Erheizi was specially trained by her, and her importance was a little high. It would be more honorable to throw him out to fight and scare people, so she could never give up easily.
However, she would only go back to look for those two guys after she had enough fun in Runeterra.
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(When I go back in the future, things will be different... However, Tibbers thought about it and finally did not bring it up to his little master who was having fun in this world of Runeterra. After all, it seemed that It’s really not a big deal.)
"Um……"
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"Tibbers, I'm so hungry...I really want to eat big turtles...I can almost eat a hundred of them in one go now!!"
o(T^T)o
For some reason, little Annie thought again of the big turtles she had seen before, carrying big houses on their backs and walking in the sea of red grass...
Such big turtles, I don’t know if they are delicious?
(Dear little master, they are so big that you definitely can’t eat them all... In fact, you can only eat a small piece of their flesh at most? If you really want to, the little one is willing to do it for you. You do it...
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——Tibbers said, Uncle Bear is so fierce! Specializing in dirty work! !
——If you really want to eat it, after getting rid of a wandering mage who is nosy and likes to point fingers, Tibbers doesn’t have to kill one or two, and can directly cut those big turtles alive. Just a piece of meat is enough! Anyway, their bodies are so huge, they can cut off a piece of tender meat and serve it as tribute to their little masters without dying!
Speaking of which, Uncle Tibbers Bear is a great being who can steal chickens from the mountains and catch fish from the sea. Isn't cutting a piece of meat from a big turtle just like playing? Okay... let’s not talk about fishing in the sea for now. Uncle Bear is naturally afraid of water and really doesn’t want to go fishing...)
"Eh? Cut off the flesh of those home turtles..."
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Anne was thinking about whether to eat them or not.
To eat... or to eat... This was something that made her a little confused...
Maybe, what Tibbers said is right. If you just cut off a piece of meat and try it, there shouldn't be any big problem, right?
"..."
"Annie, what are you doing? I just seemed to hear you say..."
I found a little girl talking to herself. Finally, there was nothing to do on the side, and Archmage Ryze was in a meditative state, so the sword master naturally came over and faced the girl who had been talking to herself. The whiny little guy asked curiously.
"!!"
∑(′△｀)? !
"Green Swordsman Uncle Yi...he is whispering to his little bear. Why do you adults want to come over?"
"I'm really not ashamed..."
(ˊ?????ˋ)
These guys are really shameless. They are all so big, maybe hundreds or thousands of years old, but they still want to play with a smart, cute, well-behaved little girl like her? Moreover, he shamelessly eavesdropped on her whispers with Little Bear? !
"..."
"I am not the 'Green Swordsman', I am the Infinite Swordsman!!"
The veins on his forehead twitched. He was a little embarrassed, a little angry, and a little shy. After he reiterated his sentence in front of the little girl, he could only turn his head away, walked aside, and found a clean piece. He sat down cross-legged and started his own meditation practice.
"..."
"Uncle Jiansheng... there is a lump of cake under your position..."
(lll￢ω￢)o
The omnipotent Lady Queen Anne had actually seen the one over there a long time ago, and she didn’t know which little animal left the thing. However, she still kindly waited for the other person to sit down before she kindly This is a reminder.
(…)
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(Uncle Tibbers Bear doesn’t want to talk now...)
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