After an afternoon of rushing around, in the evening, Bulma and Sun Wukong finally drove to the mountain village where the Dragon Ball radiation signal was displayed while the sun was slowly setting.
But at this time, little Annie, who had been following the two of them in a somersault cloud, no longer stayed with the two of them in the car.
"it hurts……"
"Hey! Boomer, why is that annoying Annie missing?"
"If she was still here, it would be much easier! She is so powerful that even Grandpa Kame Sennin is no match for her, so she can definitely beat that Oolong Demon King."
Just when the two of them came to this strange and "empty" village, Sun Wukong, the bald man hiding behind the door, hit him hard on the head in order to find out those weirdos who were hiding. An ax! And if he hadn't been trained by his grandfather since he was a child, and his whole body had already been trained into the copper skin and iron bones of a martial arts master, and he was not even afraid of ordinary bullets, I'm afraid he would probably be dead now!
Although he is fine now, such a big wood-cutting ax chopped down hard on the head, and the force was so strong that it directly broke the cast-iron ax blade. The power at that time was obvious... So, even if he, Sun Wukong, The forehead is very hard, so it is normal to get a little injured!
That's why now, after the misunderstanding between the two parties was resolved, he sat quietly and asked a strange but handsome guy next to him to bandage his wounds.
"She said we were driving too slowly, so she went to find the farthest dragon ball alone..."
Bulma had actually been quite resentful about the little guy abandoning her and running off somewhere alone!
Don't think that she doesn't know. Although the little guy kept saying that he wanted to help Bulma find the Dragon Balls, in fact, the guy was simply impatient, so he made excuses to leave first.
"Don't worry about her yet. You should think about whether you can defeat the Oolong Demon King! Don't let that bad guy come to this village to capture these poor girls again!"
Bulma, who had just inquired with the bald man of this family, had already roughly figured out what happened here and the whole story.
It's just that there is a guy who is like a village bully, his name is Oolong, and he has some powerful methods or abilities, such as being able to transform into various monsters, etc., and then he keeps bullying men here. Dominant girl... The other party has already married several girls before, and now he actually wants the next one, the daughter of the bald man next to him, the little girl who is bandaging Sun Wukong's head with medicine?
but……
The only thing that puzzled Bulma was: that little girl didn't seem to be bigger than Sun Wukong, and she was so short. Could it be that the Oolong Demon King was a pedophile? If you want to marry a wife, instead of looking for a beauty like Miss Boomer, you should look at such a little girl who wants breasts but not breasts and a butt but not ass? !
Sure enough, if she didn't go out on adventures, she really wouldn't know that there were so many weird people in this huge world!
"How do I know if I can beat him if I haven't beaten him before..."
If the devil who is said to be able to transform into all kinds of powerful beings is as powerful as the old turtle immortal or that hateful little girl Annie, Sun Wukong himself will definitely not be able to defeat them!
However, he is not afraid anyway. He followed this Bulma out with the intention of practicing. The more powerful the enemy, the happier he, Sun Wukong, will be!
As long as there is a fight, that's fine. As for whether he can win or what will happen if he loses, that's not what he needs to think about now... However, he is not afraid if he really loses, because it is very bad. The girl Annie had already returned his somersault cloud to him before leaving. If he really couldn't beat him, he could fly away at any time.
"But don't worry, Bulma, I'm very powerful."
"I have been learning martial arts from my grandfather Sun Wufan since I was a child. Those black bears, tigers, leopards and dinosaurs in the mountains are no match for me!"
Sun Wukong, who is king in the mountains and all animals are his food, naturally thinks that he is also very powerful in the outside world, so he really doesn't have too much to worry about now.
"Why……"
"Okay! That's up to you. I'll be relieved if it's as simple as you think..."
Bulma really regrets it now. Earlier, maybe she shouldn't have agreed so quickly to Annie, the little guy, to help her find the farthest dragon ball alone... Look, now, she actually has to rely on This Sun Wukong, who doesn't know how powerful he is, is going to deal with a certain village bully, the Oolong Demon King, who is said to be very powerful?
"??"
"Wait, what are you doing?"
Before she had time to think about whether the two of them were going to spend the night at this family's house tonight, or whether they were going to run outside to find an open space to put the portable capsule house in, Bulma was shocked to find: the person who was sitting on the small stool. Sun Wukong, who asked the little girl to bandage his wounds, actually stretched out his hands again and randomly touched other people's private parts?
That guy...
What on earth does he want to do? Does he know how bad that kind of thing is? !
"Ha! So you are a girl too, am I right?"
Sun Wukong ignored the question of a certain Bulma who came up behind him with a dark face. Instead, he grinned innocently and naturally, while smiling, he pointed at the little girl whose face was turned pale by his touch and asked. road.
Before today, Sun Wukong had met his grandfather Sun Wuhan, Bulma, Little Annie, and Grandpa Kame Sennin. Therefore, when he came to this village now, he saw so many people and saw so many people. After meeting the old and young, he finally had the opportunity to practice how to easily identify whether a person is a boy or a girl.
The method is actually quite simple, it doesn’t require much trouble, just reach out and touch it and you will know!
Bang! !
A fist hit Sun Wukong hard on the head!
Although the force of the fist did not seem to be too great, it happened to hit the spot where Sun Wukong had just been struck by the axe, so he jumped up in pain, and tears burst out from the corners of his eyes. Zi, then turned around and glared at the guy who sneaked up on him:
"What are you doing again! Why are you hitting me again? It really hurts!!"
Sun Wukong is really a little angry now!
This Bulma, I don't know why, is really becoming more and more unreasonable... For example, last night, he just touched her secretly and took off her weird one. He was wearing little pants, but he was beaten very painfully with a gun... He admitted to that matter, and also vaguely understood that something like that didn't seem right?
But now, he didn't touch her, so why should he be beaten by her? He couldn't figure this out, because it made no sense at all!
"What a bastard!"
"Sun Wukong, you wild monkey with a long tail, what do you want?"
After first giving an apologetic smile to the frightened father and daughter, Bulma pulled Sun Wukong aside by his ears:
"Forget it that you just touched the old lady who was planning to give us dragon balls, and now you touch that little girl... Tell me! Did you do it on purpose?"
"Didn't I tell you never to touch a girl casually?!"
Miss Bulma has obviously told this guy many times about this kind of thing, but this guy with a tail like a monkey, actually refuses to change his ways! I really don’t know if he is really as innocent and innocent as he appears, or is he just pretending to be like that to take advantage of others?
"Huh? Can't you touch it?"
"Ha! I understand, can you touch the older ones, but not the younger ones or people like you like Bulma?"
When the old lady brought the dragon balls just now, Sun Wukong did the same thing, but at that time, he was clearly not beaten... and now, he was not only beaten but also scolded... So, he took it for granted. What I was thinking was correct, that is: some girls can be touched, but some cannot?
but……
This kind of thing is really complicated... This Bulma, why didn't she explain it to herself earlier and let him figure it out on his own?
"!!"
"What's your logic? I'm telling you, as long as it's a girl, you can't touch it!!"
Sure enough, this kind of kid who has never seen the world and has never even seen a few women in his life is the most annoying! In short, Bulma decided: after the journey to find the Dragon Ball is over, maybe she really should take this little guy back to her home and throw it into a school for a good transformation!
only……
At this age of the other party, whether he should be thrown into middle school or elementary school is a rather embarrassing question.
"But……"
"If I can't touch and see, how do I know if they are girls?"
If they are the kind of people who have the same beard as his grandfather Sun Wuhan who has been dead for many years, or the old turtle fairy, then Sun Wukong will know that they are men without touching them!
However, if he encounters someone like this who has no beard on his face and looks very weak, if he doesn't touch and identify them, he really can't tell them apart... because he has seen so few people. Well, as long as they are not familiar or have too obvious features, he will think that everyone looks the same.
"..."
Bulma was a little dazed and opened her mouth slightly...
She didn't know why, but she suddenly felt that what this guy named Sun Wukong just said made sense, but she was speechless?
but……
Snapped! ! !
Another slap hit the opponent's head hard on the big bump that had been chopped off by an axe, and made the opponent squat down with his head in his hands, grinning again.
"Hmph! Boy!"
"If you think you can get away with this kind of sophistry, you are totally wrong!!"
She, Bulma, is a super genius who is at the top of the world in terms of IQ and EQ, and yet this wild monkey who has only been out of the mountains for a few days dares to use such sophistry to deceive her?
"If you can, go and touch that little Annie next time and see how she will treat you?!"
Feeling that he had to teach Sun Wukong a profound lesson, Bulma thought about it for a while, then suddenly seduced him evilly.
Anyway, with Miss Bulma's ability, she definitely can't help this wild monkey! After all, the opponent is invulnerable, and the use of fists and slaps to teach him a lesson is of little significance, so he can only let capable people teach this Sun Wukong a profound lesson?
"I don't dare, she is too fierce!!"
Yes, Sun Wukong can't help but his legs tremble when he sees the look in a certain little girl's eyes, so how can he dare to get close to her?
Not to mention those flames, the terrifying lightning alone would make him never want to meet that evil guy named Annie again!
"snort!"
"I don't care about you. Anyway, hurry up and get ready. At twelve o'clock tomorrow, when the Oolong Demon King comes to welcome the bride, we are all counting on you!"
Bulma, who was looking for Dragon Balls and being a nanny for a big boy who didn't understand anything, covered his forehead with a headache. He didn't plan to talk nonsense anymore, but finally explained this more important matter.
Because, the old lady who just took out the Dragon Ball said: They must help this village defeat the village tyrant Oolong Demon King before the other party is willing to give her the Dragon Ball! Therefore, in line with the principle of using people's money to eliminate disasters for others, she must first solve the problem before she can leave this small village.
It's just that all these things have to be accomplished by Sun Wukong. Miss Bulma can just watch the fun from the sidelines.
"What do I need to prepare?"
Where do I need to prepare for a fight or something?
That kind of thing is too simple. When he, Sun Wukong, was in the mountains, he would go out to fight with animals to see who was stronger and who had more meat on his body. He would just beat them to death and drag them back to roast them. There was never any need to go out specially. Prepare something.
"Forget it, whatever you want!"
"But I can warn you: if you lose the fight, I will definitely release the aircraft and escape without caring about you!"
Bulma said bitterly as he walked out, planning to release his capsule house.
"Don't worry, Bulma!"
"I have a somersault cloud now. If I really want to escape, I will definitely be faster than you!!"
A somewhat innocent voice sounded behind Bulma, causing her to stop unconsciously and turn around suddenly, looking at the man holding his head with a wide grin on his face and smiling brightly in astonishment. boy.
"!!"
Thanks to her genius, Bulma still thought that Sun Wukong was stupid and didn't understand anything. But now, who said he was stupid? That guy actually understood the truth of "You don't need to run faster than the big devil, you just need to run faster than you Bulma"?
"You can stay here tonight, bye!"
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In a huge alien mushroom forest that towers into the sky, on top of a castle built on a magnificent stone platform, there is a very short man with blue skin and a funny little round hat. , was currently sitting on the edge of the guardrail of the balcony, stretching out his short legs and looking up at the sky blankly.
a long time……
He remained motionless, no one knew what he was thinking.
Suddenly, I don’t know when, the space was distorted. A little girl wearing a red dress, a cute little red hood on her head, and carrying a stuffed toy bear suddenly and quietly appeared. Appeared behind the other party.
"..."
∑(´△｀)? !
The little girl who appeared on the top of the castle first looked at the surrounding environment, the huge castle and the strange mushroom trees outside the castle that she didn't know were edible. She was curious about this strange earth that not only had dinosaurs, but also dinosaurs. After seeing this strange plant, she gently tiptoed and walked quietly behind the other party, and once again looked at him curiously.
"..."
๑乛◡乛๑
Quietly walking behind the other party, she found that this little weirdo, who was much shorter than herself and didn't look like an earthling, had never discovered her existence. So Annie, who started to feel playful, suddenly He smiled evilly, got a little closer to the other person again, took a deep breath, and shouted loudly behind the other person:
"Hey! Be careful of falling!!"
(o≖◡≖)و✧
"!!"
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"
have to!
At this moment, it was a good thing that Anne didn't shout just now. She finally succeeded in making the other party jump with fear when she shouted like this. Then her butt slipped on the guardrail and she fell directly from the high castle balcony in an instant, and at the same time she shouted Waves of horrifying screams!
"Ahhhhhh!!!"
Fortunately, the height of this castle is very high. Even if the opponent is free-falling, it will take a while before he hits the ground! Before that, it was enough for him to scream for several seconds.
"Oooh!"
(๑ʘΔʘ๑)! ?
She didn't expect that the other party would be so careless and actually fall down. Anne could only sigh, reach out in time, and use a simple magician's hand to knock the person who was about to fall to the ground, who was about to be in those neat places. The little blue-skinned alien was smashed into meat patties on the rocky floor and was caught, accelerated again, and carried back backwards by its feet.
That's right!
The person who just did something evil was Annie, who was separated from Bulma and Sun Wukong.
Therefore, after placing the opponent back on the platform at the top of the castle, the guy who had just done something evil made a big face in front of others as if he was familiar with it.
"laugh!"
(ૢ˃ꌂ˂ૢ)
"Hey! Um... I'm sorry, I accidentally scared you. Are you sure you're okay?"
(^_−)☆
Although she said something very sorry, everyone could see that the face of a troubled little girl was full of the look of gloating after a successful prank, and there was no trace of guilt at all!
She didn't even pretend to apologize, she was just joking and joking, not taking what just happened to her heart at all.
"..."
He almost died?
The little blue-skinned 'alien' was still pale at this time, even his original blue skin could hardly cover it.
"!!"
"Who are you, and what methods did you use to capture me just now?"
He didn't understand. He almost fell to his death just now. How could he be pulled back to the top of the castle by something invisible grabbing his ankle the moment he was about to hit the ground?
"My name is Annie!"
(*^▽^*)
"What's your name again, blue-skinned alien?"
゛('◇')?
"snort!"
"I am King Pilaf, the master of this castle and this area! Also, I am an Earthling, not an alien like you said!"
Although I don’t know when this little girl sneaked into my castle and almost killed me, but...because I was a little surprised by the other party’s method of bringing me back, and the other party didn’t have any obvious hostility, He did not immediately press the button in his sleeve to call for support and guards, but looked up and down with some confusion at the pretty little girl standing opposite him.
"?!"
(｀0´)Ha!
"You still want to lie to me. Where on Earth is there anyone who looks like you?"
(lll￢ω￢)
Anne, who has been to many worlds and met people from countless worlds, can guarantee that no matter which earth it is, there are people with yellow skin, white skin, black skin, brown skin, red skin, etc., but there are none. A short, ugly, blue-skinned, strange person with pointed ears like the other person!
Anyway, if the other party said that he was from Earth, Anne would definitely not believe it.
"hateful!"
"A dog can be the king and ruler of this earth, so why can't I, King Pilaf, be from this earth?!"
Seeing that the other party dared to say such words, Pilaf didn't think about calling for backup or guards. Instead, he clenched his fists and glared at the strange little girl opposite.
He didn't understand. There were so many races on this earth, including kobolds, ordinary people, dinosaurs, werewolves and a bunch of other messy races. Why would this little girl, who was just an ordinary person, dare to come? Are you saying that King Pilaf is an alien?
"Eh!?"
Σ(ﾟдﾟllll)
"It seems you are right...this earth seems to be different from the ones I have been to before..."
(｡•ˇ‸ˇ•｡)
Finally, Annie seemed to remember...
This earth seems to be different from any earth I have ever been to... Here, there are a lot of messy animals and plants and these weird talking things!
If she thought about it seriously, even the uneaten turtle she met yesterday could talk...
