Boom~!
A muffled sound of thunder sounded from the horizon. m.
It is said that the weather in the mountains is unpredictable, especially in this season of summer and autumn...
No, a second ago, when little Annie, Bulma and a certain Sun Wukong were abducted by the genius Miss Bulma to be bodyguards, when they had just driven away from the small house hidden among the mountains. It was obviously a sunny day at that time, but in a blink of an eye, before they had driven the car far away, dark clouds began to cover the originally clear sky, and soon heavy drops of rain began to fall.
The heavy rain in the mountains comes at any time...
Then, both Miss Bulma who was driving and little Annie sitting in the passenger seat soon found helplessly: the view of the windshield in front of the car began to slowly become blurred... even the pair of The car's windshield wipers kept trying hard to wipe away the rainwater spreading on the glass, but they were just struggling in vain and could not improve the situation much.
What's even worse is: the mountain path is already very bumpy and difficult to walk!
After being spread by the rain, the dirt road quickly became muddy and difficult to drive. The off-road vehicle, which did not dare to go too fast, could only use walking speed to navigate the mud and puddles with difficulty. Struggling forward.
"Why!"
"Little Annie, if I had known this would be the case, I should have listened to you just now and stayed at Sun Wukong's house for a good afternoon and evening before setting off..."
Seeing that the road ahead was covered with rain and it was difficult to see the road clearly, Miss Bulma regretfully had to put out her original plan to rush on as soon as possible and hurried to the next detected dragon ball. The thought of traveling to the right place was to park the car in a fairly spacious and flat place and turn off the engine, preparing to ride out the heavy rainy day in the car to see if the weather would clear up soon or the rain would lighten up.
It was clearly sunny just now, why did it suddenly rain?
really……
She, Miss Bulma, still doesn't like the life of villagers in the mountains. Not to mention anything else, just the bad road conditions in the bad weather, the muddy and dirty roads, and the scenes of sewage flowing everywhere. It completely extinguished her desire to get out of the car and release the house capsule here.
Of course, it may also be because the flat land here is too small...
Anyway, she would never camp here overnight in this kind of place and in this kind of weather!
She would rather wait in the car for the weather to clear up, then continue on the road, and then wait until she finds a suitable place with beautiful scenery, then release her universal capsule, release her capsule house, and have a good night's rest?
"uh-huh!?"
(ˉ￣～)Cut~~
"Sister Bulma, I told you a long time ago: strong winds are blowing from the south to the north, and dark clouds are also coming from the south. It will definitely rain heavily, but you just don't believe it. How dare you say that you are a genius scientist? You don’t even understand this kind of thing!”
Anyway, the car stopped, so Anne simply put down the seat, lying leisurely on her seat alone, her feet in trousers resting comfortably on the driver's seat of the car, holding a hand in her hand. I was munching on a bag of snacks, not worrying at all about how long the heavy rain would stop.
After all, she, Queen Anne, originally came to this world to play, and unlike Miss Bulma next to her, she was anxious to find that rag called the Dragon Ball... She had plenty of time to spend on the road, or like It was such a waste in the car, even if she didn't do anything, she could just lie down and eat snacks and watch the heavy rain, and it wouldn't get her wet anyway.
"hateful!"
"You little guy... My genius Bulma is a scientist at the Universal Capsule Company. I am proficient in mechanical and space capsule technology. I am not studying weather forecasting. Plus, I don't have professional instruments in my hands. I How could you possibly know it would rain so heavily today?”
After angrily throwing the Dragon Ball Radar in her hand into the pile of debris behind the seats of the two of them, Bulma reached out resentfully and took out a bottle of drink from the car refrigerator, and followed the little guy's example. He looked like he stretched his slender bed legs onto the steering wheel and started to take a sip of some indignation.
If the heavy rain continues like this, they will definitely not be able to move forward today.
but……
Anyway, there are only four Dragon Balls left. She must be able to complete her mission, find the seven Dragon Balls and make her wish before the end of the holiday and in the remaining thirty days! Therefore, Bulma himself is not in a hurry. He occasionally takes an afternoon break, so the problem must not be too big?
"Sun Wukong knows that it will definitely rain today, but just now you dared to laugh at me as a wild monkey and say that I don't understand anything!"
"??"
"Are you talking about me? Do you want me to go down and help push this cart again?!"
Suddenly, the face of a little boy whose whole body was wet, and even his hair became wet and no longer fluffy, came face down from the roof of the car to the front windshield of the car, and even put his whole face on it. The glass surface revealed a funny flat face and a mouth with teeth and tongue exposed to the two girls in the car.
Just now, the two strange 'girls' in the car had asked him to get out of the car and pushed him several times, so after hearing voices coming from the car and hearing the other party chanting his name, he still I thought the car stopped now because he couldn't walk anymore and needed to get out of the car to push it!
"Thank you! Not needed yet!"
"We want to rest for a while now and wait until the rain stops before leaving. You can just stay on the roof of the car properly!!"
Miss Bulma is not in a good mood and is upset now, and she doesn't want to talk to anyone!
Because her plan is likely to be delayed by the sudden heavy rain for an afternoon, which will cause twists and turns in her already tight adventure plan, and may even make her unable to find all the leftovers before the end of her vacation. Those four dragon balls made it impossible for her to summon the dragon, let alone realize her wish to find a prince charming who would satisfy her!
"oh!"
"So this is ah……"
Sun Wukong, who was lying on the front windshield, nodded in understanding, then rolled and slipped back onto the roof of the car.
However, soon, he leaned against the car window again and showed a pitiful expression to the two people inside:
"Hey! Bulma!"
"The rain outside seems to be getting heavier now, and my practice in the rain is almost over. Can I come in your car and join us?"
When it started to rain, Sun Wukong, who had been sitting on the roof of the car, refused Bulma's kind invitation, insisting that he liked to stay on the roof of the car, and then said that he wanted to practice in the rain, that is, just like before That's what his grandfather taught him... So, except for occasionally getting out of the car to help push the cart, he stayed on the roof of the car.
"no!!"
Without thinking, Miss Bulma turned her head to the side and cruelly refused the other party's request to get into the car.
"..."
"But, why not? There are still many seats inside, I should be able to squeeze in."
Although there are only two seats in this car called a car, in Sun Wukong's view, he can easily squeeze in whether it is between the two seats or the small place behind the two seats, although it may not be possible. It's too comfortable, but it's better than being soaked in the heavy rain on the roof of the car.
Just now, he didn't want to go in because he needed to practice martial arts, but now that the practice was over, he certainly didn't want to continue being wet, which would not be comfortable after all.
"No means no!"
"There are only two seats in this car. You are a boy, but we are girls, so you absolutely cannot come in!"
This is actually not a good reason. Before, Miss Bulma had thought about letting that strange wild monkey with a tail come into the car and ride together, but unexpectedly, the other party insisted on sitting on the roof of the car for a ride. Rain and practice?
But look now, the guy who was soaked in rain and splashed with mud finally regretted it again, right?
But no matter what, she said she would not let that guy who was already wet and covered in mud and dirt squeeze into the car again, so she would just let him continue to practice outside! Anyway, the opponent is strong and strong. It is said that he can kill a bear with one punch and can be shot countless times without dying. Therefore, he must not be easily affected by the heavy rain.
"oh……"
"But why am I a boy and you are girls?!"
Sun Wukong, who has been living alone since a certain bachelor grandfather Sun Wufan 'accidentally' died when he was very young, can be said to be almost like an uncivilized savage! Moreover, he never even had the concept of men and women... He only knew that his grandfather had told him before he died that there were such creatures as 'girls', and he also told himself that if he encountered them, he would be sure to do so. Want to treat each other tenderly?
As for other things, such as why people are divided into men and women, he really doesn't know that kind of thing... After all, no one has ever taught him, and in normal times, he Sun Wukong himself, apart from eating, sleeping, practicing and hunting, there was no one else in the mountains, and he never cared about other things.
"..."
"Anyone with a penis like you is a boy! We don't have one, so we are a girl!!"
Frowning, looking at the little boy lying on the front windshield with an innocent face, his expression unmoved despite being soaked by the heavy rain, Bulma hesitated for a while, then patiently, blushing slightly He explained to the other party such a relatively simple and easy-to-understand sentence with a straight face.
However, if you think about it carefully, this person called Sun Wukong is indeed quite pitiful...
The other party grew up in the mountains, and his only grandfather died so early, so that as a half-grown boy, he was alone like a savage, separated from society. Even at such an old age, he still didn’t understand anything, and he seemed to have never been to school. You can't even distinguish between men and women... In that case, what's the point of living?
If Miss Bulma were replaced by the other party, in this kind of mountains, there would be no strawberries to eat, no delicious cakes, delicious snacks, no shopping, no dressing up, and no going out. If she hooks up with a handsome guy...then she might as well just die!
"So this is ah……"
Sun Wukong blinked in understanding, then turned over and left the front windshield, quickly sat back on the roof of the car, and immediately unzipped his pants and looked down, and then quickly He leaned against the glass again, blinked his big confused eyes, and continued to look at Bulma who was already a little impatient and asked:
"If I cut off my penis, will I immediately become a girl like you?!"
Sun Wukong always felt that his thing was of no use except for peeing... Sometimes, he would be bitten by a snake when he went to pee... So, can he turn into a girl after cutting it off?
He was very curious about this.
puff! !
"..."
The drink Bulma was drinking in her mouth spurted out at once. Fortunately, it was through the windshield of the car, otherwise, it would have definitely hit the other party's somewhat funny flat face that was pressed against the glass.
"Eh?"
Σ(⊙⊙”a
Hearing again that a boy wanted to cut off his penis, little Annie, who was eating her own food, couldn't help but look up at the boy curiously.
Because she remembered that when she was in Qiantang County, the little brat named Tang Xiaoseng, the son of Spring Thirty Niang, seemed to have clamored to be cut off and then join Pansi Cave to learn magic...
I don’t know, how is the other party doing now?
Annie still remembers that that world was actually quite fun... There were many, many delicious things there, and many kind-hearted gods... Until now, there are still many good things in her bag Woolen cloth! However, Queen Anne is not in a hurry to eat them all. She just uses the power of time to keep them well in her pocket. Whenever she wants to eat them, she can take them out and enjoy them.
"Hey! You haven't said if it's okay yet!"
Sun Wukong, who had been lying on the windshield, felt a little strange. When he saw the two 'girls' in the car and looked at her strange expressions, he carefully knocked on the glass with his hand again and asked loudly. Such a sentence.
"I don't know either, but you can give it a try?"
(ψ)
"Try it? Is it really possible?"
Little Sun Wukong felt a little anxious in his heart, but he suddenly felt that it would not be good to turn into a girl, because they seemed to be a bit too weak...the ones with small arms and legs seemed to have little strength, and they were also a little bit weak. He has no muscles, so he probably can’t even defeat a tiger?
"..."
"!!"
"Shut up you two guys!"
"And you, Sun Wukong, let me tell you, even if you cut off your little penis, you will never become a girl, so just give up!"
Maybe, after collecting the seven dragon balls, the omnipotent dragon can turn this wild monkey into a girl? However, with such a precious opportunity to make a wish, how could she, Miss Bulma, easily give it up to the other party to do such disgusting things?
That is absolutely impossible!
"ah……"
"But why can you be a girl without a penis?!"
A certain 'mud monkey' who continued to lie on the front windshield with his face squashed continued to ask curiously.
It's been several years. It's the first time I've met these two living people who can talk to me, and they're also such strange 'girly' creatures. He, Sun Wukong, has always been very curious. If he doesn't ask clearly, so what? Maybe give up?
"..."
"How did you know I didn't have it?!"
As if she realized something, Bulma put down the drink in her hand unnaturally, and retracted her slender legs leaning on the steering wheel. After pressing down her short skirt, she stared at him suspiciously. He looked at the big flat face lying on the glass in front of his steering wheel and wanted to see what the other person could tell him.
"It's very simple. Before it rained, I secretly watched you when you went to pee..."
As the innocent Sun Wukong spoke, he even hung his tail on the luggage rack on the roof of the car, directly lying on the glass, and then exposed himself to the stunned Miss Bulma in the car. A bright and pure smile.
Now he suddenly felt that it was fun to lie on the glass. It was slippery, and because of the heavy rain, there was water flowing down the roof of the car, which made him feel very comfortable.
"!!"
'Thud, tug, tug, tug, tug...'
"Sun Wukong, you are dead, you will never get in my car!!"
Suddenly, her face darkened. After turning the car key and starting the car's turbocharged engine, Bulma blushed, stepped on the accelerator, and then let the car roar and run wildly on the muddy mountain road. , and a large amount of mud was splashed, directly covering the car body and the windshields on both sides.
"Wow!!!"
With an exclamation, before he could climb back onto the roof of the car, Sun Wukong was pressed against the glass by the inertia of the accelerating car.
"Hey! Drive slower, I'm going to fall!!"
"snort!"
"Hasn't it fallen yet?"
"I'm really going to fall, my tail is almost out of strength..."
Sun Wukong was hurriedly pulling and pulling, as if he wanted to climb from the windshield in front of the car to sit on the roof again? However, the speed of the car was too fast and too bumpy, and the glass of the car was slippery due to the erosion of the rain. After struggling for a while, he could only continue to lie on it in vain, not daring to continue casually. He moved, and then begged for mercy to a crazy woman driving.
"..."
"You deserve to fall to death!!"
boom……
'Thud, tug, tug, tug, tug...'
Continuing to step on the accelerator, Bulma blushed with embarrassment, and as if he had transformed into the Akina mountain bike god, he began to accelerate continuously, making the off-road vehicle run wildly on this mountain road!
Wherever the car ran wildly, yellow muddy water rolled up from behind, scaring some of the surrounding animals that appeared on rainy days and dispersed. They did not dare to get too close at all, for fear of the thing roaring and speeding in the muddy water. , what an incredible and powerful beast it would be.
"Wow……"
(w)
"Tibbers, tell me, if the car accidentally falls to the bottom of the mountain later, who will be more unlucky, Miss Bulma or the guy outside called Sun Wukong?!"
After adjusting her seat immediately and pulling on her seat belt, little Annie looked with interest at the weird Sun Wukong with a tail lying outside the car and yelling, as well as the angrily talking person next to her. The little sister Bulma kept her foot pressed on the accelerator, and then left the two of them to make trouble. She herself didn't say much, and just whispered to the little bear next to her.
(…)
(●￣￣●)
"Tibbers!"
(~)
"Tell me... can the Tyrannosaurus rex outside be eaten?!"
"The earth in this world is really strange. The technology is so advanced, and there are even flying dinosaurs. Look over there, and over there, there are so many of them!!"
Annie didn't pay attention to Miss Bulma who was racing and the screaming Sun Wukong hanging on the car window. Instead, she hugged her little bear and kept talking to the car as it ran wildly on the mountain road. He commented on the delicious-looking animals that he could see outside the window.
(…)
It's a pity that her little bear Tibbers didn't seem to pay attention to her intention...
"Wow……"
"Stop it quickly..."
"Don't even think about it!!"
"..."
Finally, after running wildly and noisily for an unknown amount of time, when little Annie was drowsy, a brake sound finally sounded, and then she almost knocked her head on the driver's seat again.
'Gah chi~! '
As night was about to fall, as the rain gradually subsided, Miss Bulma, the female driver who was possessed by Akinayama's car god, finally parked the mud-covered car in a slightly open area with a relatively good surrounding environment. It is beautiful, and you can see the rainbow between the mountains in the distance on the lawn. I am going to stay in this good place for a night.
"ah……"
(つw｀)～
"Sister Bulma, do you really need to be in such a hurry? Look, that Sun Wukong, he looks so sick, and he seems to be about to die after being tortured by you..."
(`)
After opening the door and getting out of the car, she touched the arm of a guy lying on the ground panting with her toes. After seeing that he didn't seem to be completely dead, little Annie nodded with satisfaction while breathing in the fresh air after the rain. He walked to Miss Bulma who was checking the terrain.
"He can't be killed with a gun, how could he die in the rain?"
"Well……"
"Annie, it's very flat here. Let's camp here. We have to get up early tomorrow and go on the road. I must collect the other dragon balls within the remaining thirty days of vacation. Otherwise, when the summer vacation is over, I will have to return to School’s gone!”
Miss Bulma, who is only sixteen years old this year, is still a student. No matter how talented she is, she still needs to continue going to school. She doesn't have too much time! Moreover, the Dragon Ball Radar can only show the approximate location of the Dragon Balls. You need to get closer and slowly search for them one by one, which is definitely a waste of time!
Therefore, time is really urgent for her now!
If she couldn't find all the Dragon Balls throughout the summer, it would be a huge failure for her, something the genius Bulma couldn't allow.
"That's it..."
Going to school is the most annoying thing...
For Annie, who had gone to school once, she would never go to school easily again! She had actually had enough of the almost never-ending homework, boring classes, and being disciplined every day.
She would rather go to Hogwarts to be an honorary professor or something like that than go to school, even though she only took one messy magic class at that time...
"Okay, Annie, push away a little, don't stand too close, it might be dangerous!"
Bang! !
As Bulma took out a capsule from his universal capsule box, and then threw it out hard, there was a muffled sound, and a huge and beautiful single-story camping house appeared in the originally empty big house. on the lawn.
"Wow!!!"
"You...you, what kind of monsters are you two guys, and why do you use such terrible magic?!"
However, just as Little Annie and Bulma opened the door of the white house and prepared to go inside to rest, the monkey-like Sun Wukong finally regained his breath and shouted loudly at the two of them with the wooden stick in his hand. There was a clamor.
After being pushed against the windshield of the car for an afternoon walk, Sun Wukong, who was already a little resentful, became more and more suspicious of the tall woman in front of him. He felt that she was probably a monster and could do magic. monster!
"..."
"Annie, when you first saw the capsule, you weren't as fussy as he was, right?"
After taking a look at the hateful kid, Bulma lowered his head and sighed helplessly at the little guy standing next to him.
It had only been half a day, and the little country boy named Sun Wukong had already made her feel a little exhausted... She didn't know what would happen in the next journey to find the Dragon Ball?
"How could I possibly make a fuss about something like this?!"
(_)
"Isn't it just some applications of space technology? Sister Bulma, let me tell you, I wouldn't be surprised at all by something like this, because I have something more powerful!!"
Now the Keprulu sector has partially mastered the space technology of plane portals, and Annie's own demiplane space can also hold countless large and small things, which are no better than those in this world. The portable capsule would be even worse.
Therefore, there is no need to be surprised at all!
"Forget it, let's not talk about this anymore. We have been tired for a whole day. Let's go in and take a shower and rest!"
"..."
"Oh! But what about him?"
(w)
Before Annie followed in, she pointed at the 'mud monkey' Sun Wukong who was still holding the stick in the distance and waiting for him.
"He... let him do as he pleases for now..."
"Before we finish washing, I will never let that pervert who peeks at others come in! He is obviously fourteen years old, but he still dares to do that kind of thing..."
Bulma, who had black streaks all over his head, snorted coldly. After opening the door first and entering, he just asked Annie to hurry in and muttered to herself, not wanting to look at the savage Sun Wukong outside.
"oh……"
(w`)
Snap! !
As the two of them walked into the house transformed by the portable capsule, a heavy door slam sounded. Then, a certain clay monkey Sun Wukong, who was waiting with a wooden stick in hand, was naturally beaten by two women, one large and one small. Left outside the house.
"..."
"Hey! You haven't said what kind of magic you just used!!"
Finding that the two people ignored him, Sun Wukong approached the door of the house with some curiosity, and touched it with his hand. After discovering that it was a real house and made of iron, he stood on tiptoe and looked through the door of the house. The round window on the top of the door, while beating the door, shouted at the bright hall inside, which was as bright as day...
