Bang! Bang!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
While a little girl was still entangled with the fairies and maidens in the celestial fairyland, and had just begun to say goodbye, a whole day had already passed in Qiantang County in the human world.
After all, the saying that a day in the sky and a year on earth is not a joke...
When the speed of time is inconsistent, the passage of time in the world is beyond everyone's imagination! Of course, heartless Anne would definitely not take this kind of thing to her heart!
Because, in her opinion, the so-called year was just a short day... She just ate and drank in a spicy place called Yaochi without doing anything else. thing! Not to mention that she didn’t know about the inconsistency in the passage of time in heaven and earth before. Even if she knew in advance, she would not eat less for one second, not even half a second, when faced with the temptation of delicious food!
When she knew that a full year had passed in the human world, she was no longer in a hurry. After leaving Yaochi, she simply broke the pot and wandered around in the heaven again.
Fortunately, the transmission of information in heaven is very timely. The various gods, heavenly soldiers and generals, palace fairies, etc. she met along the way all knew about this little girl who was said to have great magical powers and was even given a separate banquet by Our Lady of Yaochi. , therefore, no one stopped her, just letting her wander alone in the sky.
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human world,
At a quarter o'clock, the sun has not yet risen...
At this time, the sky was still a little dark, but there were sudden and violent knocks on the door of the Li family's mansion.
But actually, it's not very accurate to say it was a knock on the door... because, as for the person knocking on the door, the intensity and frequency of the knock on the door should be about the same as banging on the door, right?
Under normal circumstances, when this happens in Qiantang County, either people come to collect debts and seek revenge, or police officers from the Yamen come to arrest people! However, this is Li Gongfu's home, and Li Gongfu is the chief arrester of Qiantang County. Unless he rebels, takes bribes, or is lawless, who would dare to act outside his house?
Therefore, no matter what it is this time, it will definitely not be the things mentioned above!
"Who?!"
"Come on, come on, it's so early in the morning, the sun hasn't even come out yet... Knock, knock, knock, why are you knocking so hard?!"
Li Gongfu was still wearing his underwear and a piece of clothing around his upper body. He was cursing and rushing out of the master bedroom of his home. He had a furious look on his face and was about to attack someone outside who was banging on the door of his house. The guy opens the door and gives the other person a good look!
Because, apart from his mother-in-law who is currently busy in the kitchen making breakfast for the whole family, the group of monsters, ghosts, gods and Buddhas at home must be fast asleep and have not yet gotten up! If you expect those guys to open the door, there is absolutely no hope.
Those guys all look like uncles...
When Li Gongfu encounters some difficult cases or things, it would be very efficient and fast to ask those people for help! However, like now, getting up early in the morning to open the door, unless there is an enemy coming to kill, otherwise there is no need to think about it!
Although, he, Mr. Li Gongfu, is the owner of this big house of the Li family...
However, now in this house, he is actually like a grandson. He can hardly even control his own mother-in-law... Because he is the fourth disciple of Pansi Cave, and his magic power and so on are not as good as Li Gongfu's. The so-called subduing demons and catching heads is much stronger!
Originally, he was more afraid of his wife. It could be said that he respected and feared his wife. But now, just a year later, after that wife became more capable and capable than him, the head catcher, he became afraid of his wife. And respect...
At first glance, it seems like they all say the same thing? But perhaps only Li Gongfu himself can fully understand the feeling.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
"Stop knocking. My Li family's new mahogany door has just been replaced. If it gets damaged, can you afford to pay for it!?"
Walking to the back of the mahogany door that made his house even more luxurious, Li Gongfu saw that the wooden door was shaking because of the knocks. He was so angry that he didn't care who was outside. He shouted loudly through the door with a dark face. He yelled outside.
"Huh? It's you, Xiao Liuzi... wait, are you... capsized or something?!"
After opening the door, Li Gongfu saw at a glance that the person who was banging on the door of his house was actually a little brother under his jurisdiction in the Yamen's arresting room, that clever little Xiaoliu in the arresting team?
However, what makes Li Gongfu a little confused is: the other party looks very embarrassed now. In this winter, he is actually covered with sewage and that kind of black mud?
Seeing the other party's appearance, Li Gongfu almost thought that the other party had gone somewhere to dig lotus roots! Of course, it is more likely that the other party accidentally capsized the boat... because he knew that sometimes, his detectives also need to go out on business in the middle of the night, rowing across the West Lake to take care of those 'painting boats' who like to escape supervision, etc. Waiting for a place.
"Li Tou!"
"Oops! This, this, something really big happened this time!!"
Seeing Captain Li Da, who had been waiting for a long time, finally come out to open the door, Detective Xiaoliu looked panicked and hurriedly shouted loudly, causing many passers-by and neighbors who had gotten up early to pass by to cast strange expressions. Eyes.
After all, a policeman who was covered in mud and looked very embarrassed, with a lot of bloodstains and bruises on his face, as if he had been pushed into a ditch and beaten violently, ran to the door of Captain Li's house. , it can always attract a lot of attention.
"A big thing? What big thing can it be?"
"Looking at you like this, it's definitely not a good thing... Forget it, let's talk about it first."
The other party acts like a mud monkey, talking about big things when he opens his mouth. In this clear sky and white sun, how can anything happen?
Although, the day does not rise from the east now...
However, in order to avoid being watched or overheard by the chatty people outside, Li Gongfu did not hesitate, and directly gave up his position, motioned for the other party to come in, and then closed the door of his house immediately, leaving those outside. Peeping eyes were blocked from the brand new mahogany door.
"Tell me, what's going on?!"
After looking at the other party up and down again, even Li Gongfu, who had just woken up, probably realized the seriousness of the matter.
"Li, Li Tou... This, something big happened this time!!"
"we……"
"The West Lake next to our Qiantang... a big monster seems to have appeared somewhere! Last night, the fishermen, ferrymen, and people living by the West Lake in the village were all eaten by it! Now most of the houses there are empty and all the people are gone!”
This matter was actually discovered last night when they went on routine patrol.
Because this is Qiantang, very close to Lin'an City, the requirements for public security are very strict. Therefore, patrolling at fixed times at night has become one of their normal jobs, and they need to take turns to replace people to do this thankless job. matter!
Usually, when they patrol the fishing village, they will rest there for a while, drink hot water, cook two live fish, or steam some crabs and prawns. , eating and drinking while spending the long and unbearable night...
But who would have thought that when they arrived at the small fishing village where they usually rested last night, they discovered something was wrong!
The entire village, that small fishing village with more than 20 families living on the edge of the West Lake, was in a mess, leaving only a broken eaves and broken wall hidden in the darkness... And, more importantly: that There was no one inside!
There are no living people and no corpses...
Of course, if they encounter something weird like that, they must investigate it!
So, they, who were in charge of public security and anti-theft, and were also very good at detective work, soon held up torches and followed the tracks to investigate villages or homes living alone by the lake.
And what happened next, even thinking about it now, can make Detective Xiaoliu feel a wave of powerless trembling in his heart.
In just one night, all the homes by the lake were attacked?
But,
When they finally arrived at the village that looked like a fish distribution terminal near the West Lake, they were also attacked!
"..."
"How do you know you were eaten by a monster?!"
Just after hearing so much, Li Gongfu also knew that things were terrible. This must be a big deal involving the lives of hundreds of people!
However, he still had a little doubt. How could this little six dare to conclude that he was eaten by monsters and not something else? Could it be that... they saw it with their own eyes?
"I……"
"When I went on inspection with the brothers who were watching the night, we were also attacked! Brother Liu, Lao Li and Shitou, they... they were all gone! If I hadn't been dragged into the water by that monster, I accidentally got stuck in the mud. If it gets left behind, I'm afraid I won't even be able to come back to report to you, Li Tou!"
That huge black shadow in the darkness, just thinking about it now makes Xiao Liuzi tremble with fear...
"!!"
"It's true or false, are you sure?!"
This time, Li Gongfu was really frightened, and he didn't even care when the clothes he was wearing fell to the ground.
He knows that monsters can eat people. There are so many monsters in the world. Recently, he has also relied on his own meager skills and the help of the 'mighty' ones at home to catch a lot of monsters that cause harm to people. Canonical punishment, and allowed him to successfully obtain the title of subduing demons and catching heads.
But……
He had never heard of the big monster that killed hundreds of people overnight! If this kind of thing spreads out, let alone him, the court in Lin'an City will probably be shocked, right?
"I'm really sure, I almost couldn't come back!"
"How dare I, Xiaoliu, deceive you or use it to make fun of you, Li Tou? It's almost dawn, and you'll know for yourself when the time comes!!"
Detective Xiao Liu explained a few words in a low voice with some sadness. It was not even bright yet, and it was so cold. How could he put himself through such a hard time and then come here to joke with Li Tou?
"..."
"Have you informed the county magistrate Mr. Yang?"
After pondering for a while, Li Gongfu basically believed everything the other party said, so knowing that the matter was serious, he asked about it.
After all, he is just a head catcher. If such a big thing happened here in Qiantang County, the county magistrate Yang must have come forward and arranged it. This is not a matter of two lives, and it is not something that Li Gongfu can directly specialize in, because of this responsibility He can't afford it!
"Master Yang?"
"Not yet! I just ran back and came in from the east gate, so I came to inform you, Li Tou!"
"..."
"Let's do this. You come in with me first and change into clean clothes and drink hot water. Then I will go to the Yamen with you to inform Mr. Pingyang that this matter must be done quickly, before dawn!!"
Although I know that someone must have discovered this matter, because the city gate is now open, if what Xiao Liuzi said is true, there must be trouble outside the city! And that kind of terrible news will soon be spread to the city and cause greater riots... Therefore, they must notify Yang Zhixian as soon as possible so that the other party can prepare in advance.
Of course, this matter will take a while, at least let the little six change his clothes first, otherwise, in this winter, he will freeze to death!
"Ah...ah sneeze!"
"Okay, okay...Okay, Li Tou, whatever you say, do whatever you want!!"
It was okay that Li Gongfu didn't say it. As soon as he said it, Xiao Liuzi also felt that after running back and standing here for a while, he also felt that the sewage sludge on his body was sticky and it was also cold to the bone... so much so that he even felt cold. I couldn't help but tremble, and I didn't know whether it was because I was scared or because I was cold...
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"Huh?"
♪(^∇^*) o?
"Hi~! So it's you four uncles. I recognize you. How are you doing lately?!"
(●´▽｀●)
It turned out that little Annie herself did not return directly to the human world after leaving Yaochi, but continued to wander in the heaven.
Anyway, a year has passed in the world below, and ten days and a half will be nothing special! So, taking advantage of the opportunity to be invited to the heaven as a guest, she began to wander unscrupulously in this place where she had not dared to wander around last time, trying to find something interesting?
But it's a pity that many gods here generally ignore her, and those who dare to greet her are polite, which makes her feel very boring!
Therefore, when she saw that there was really nothing fun and delicious to eat, and others ignored her, Queen Anne had no choice but to come to Nantianmen with some regrets, and prepared to leave this place openly from the gate.
Then naturally, here, she discovered that four of the immortal uncles guarding the door were actually the ones she had fought with before? Therefore, saying hello out loud is definitely indispensable.
"..."
"..."
"?!"
"!!"
However, the four heavenly kings of the heavenly realm, King Chiguo, King Guangmu, King Duowen and King Zhengzheng, did not pay attention to the little girl who took the initiative to come to say hello. They just stood at their posts and stared at her. Looking motionless in the distance!
Five hundred years ago, they and Erlang Shen went down to earth to capture Fairy Zixia, but they were severely punished by this little girl. Two of them were even burned badly, and their eyelids fell when they saw each other. Jump straight up!
Therefore, now they don't want to get close to this little girl who looks harmless, but is actually a ruthless character.
"..."
(ー`´ー)
"Hmph! You guys are so boring. I won't play with you anymore. I'm going back to sleep!!"
o°(°ˊДˋ°)°o
She ran up to these four immortal uncles, blinked and stared at their faces, and found that they didn't want to pay attention to her. Even when she stretched out her finger to poke the golden armor on each other's bodies, they remained expressionless and motionless. After installing the statue on the ground, little Annie had to turn around and prepare to leave with regret.
"..."
"call!"
What little Annie didn't know was that when she turned around and walked quickly outside the Nantian Gate, the four heavenly kings breathed a sigh of relief in unison. Because, this little girl who was already so powerful that even Our Lady of Yaochi had to personally entertain her, they really didn't dare to talk to each other casually or get close to her.
It's good like now. This little girl who had fought with them before is leaving!
"Fellow Taoist, please stay!"
However, just when the four heavenly kings breathed a sigh of relief, they were so frightened that they almost staggered and fell to the ground with the words "Fellow Taoist, please stay!"
If the immortals and gods in heaven were asked to choose the sentence they least want to hear or hate the most, I am afraid it would have to be this sentence!
I remember Shen Gongbao's words at the beginning, "Fellow Taoist, please stay!" ', this sentence can be called a killer move based on the law of cause and effect. As soon as he says it, as long as he hears his words, no one can escape the fate of being killed or being listed on the list of gods...
"Fellow Taoist, please stay..."
At this time, with the astonished eyes of the four heavenly kings, a great god of the immortal world wearing white immortal clothes, holding a pure vase of willow in his hand, and stepping on a nine-grade lotus platform appeared in front of the gate of Nantianmen in time, and stretched out his hand to stop it. A little girl getting ready to leave.
"Eh?"
"This beautiful big sister, are you calling me?"
∑(´△｀)? !
"But……"
"I'm not a fellow Taoist, my name is Annie!"
(=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ❤
Having been in contact with the gods and monsters in Li Gongfu's family and the gods in the sky for a long time, Annie has long known what Taoism, Taoist friends and other exclusive titles in this world are.
Therefore, after hearing the other party calling her this way, she analyzed it very seriously! Because she, Lady Queen Anne, is a mage, a powerful arcane spellbook!
She has never practiced Taoism, and she is not anyone's Taoist friend! !
"correct!"
"Um...what do you want from me, big sister? I don't seem to recognize you!"
ヾ(◍°∇°◍)ﾉﾞ
Annie always felt that the other person looked familiar, but she couldn't remember when or where she had seen this very familiar figure.
