The Li family in Qiantang County has been getting better and better this year!
First of all, according to the rumors spread by the seven aunts and three aunts in the market: It is said that since the head catcher Li Gongfu adopted a foreign girl named Annie, his old Li family acquired the girl who was said to be the daughter of a wealthy businessman. The little girl’s gift made her the richest man in Qiantang County! Now look at it, Li Gongfu's family not only renovated the Li family mansion, but also bought several nearby houses and merged them into the Li family mansion. I don't know how many others envied them!
It is said that Mr. Yang, the county magistrate of Qiantang, talked to Li Gongfu about this, and even made things difficult for the arrester. But in the end, for some unknown reason, the matter was settled.
Secondly, the population of the Li family is naturally becoming more and more prosperous...
I don’t know who the new people who have been staying in the Li family are relatives of Li Gongfu’s family. Anyway, after those people took root in the Li family and Qiantang County, they originally settled in this small county. Li Gongfu and Li Da, who were very famous in the city, were arrested. Gradually, his prestige became higher and higher!
In fact, that was mainly because: in this year, with the help of his relatives who seemed to be not ordinary people and could also do magic, their detectives caught many people who were fleeing. The gangsters and thieves who came to Qiantang County, as well as some monsters who came out to harm living people.
It is said that the reputation of Li Gongfu who subdued demons and captured heads gradually spread to Lin'an City, not far away, the capital of the Song Dynasty. Many officials and ministers in the court had heard of this title of head-catcher!
Therefore, with their great achievements and accumulated prestige, in just one year, the Li family has become a famous family in Qiantang, attracting an endless stream of matchmakers who come to visit every day!
Of course, the matchmaker is not going for Li Gongfu, otherwise I might not be able to get through the gate!
The reason why so many matchmakers come to visit is actually because of Li Gongfu’s brother-in-law, Xu Xian, who is said to be unmarried so far?
Yes, it's just a rumor, don't take it seriously...
Of course, many people know that Xu Xian once married into a Bai family, and it seems that he also married a charming eldest lady from that family? However, more people in Qiantang know that it was actually Xu Xian who was plotted against him, and was even blamed for it and was sentenced to three years in Suzhou!
And now, since Xu Xian is back and the Li family is still so prosperous, naturally there are more people who want to have a relationship...
Furthermore, Xu Xian's pretty face is still very worthy of the audience. He is fair-faced and has no beard. He is a frail scholar who also knows medical skills. He is in line with the standard of mate selection for ordinary young ladies in this era! As for Xu Xian's past... who cares?
What people care about now is Xu Xian's sister and brother-in-law, and the relationship between the Li family! !
"Hey~!"
"Xu Xian, did you hear it too? Don't you like the girl that the matchmaker mentioned just now?"
"I want to remind you here: I have seen the one named Sun Yunzhen several times. She is indeed a first-class beauty! In the entire Qiantang County, she must be the top one! Just like that Yes, you still dare to be picky, do you still want to start a family and start a business?"
"Your sister has said it many times, if you don't get married, don't expect her to give you money to open a pharmacy!!"
When Xu Jiaorong and the matchmaker were chatting and laughing, and happily walked out of the hall, the second senior brother, who had become more and more obese due to good food and drink in the past year, moved the chair under him and He slyly approached Xu Xian, who was expressionless and serious, and didn't know what he was thinking, and then encouraged him.
During this year, his second senior brother Zhu Bajie often went out to eat and drink with his third junior brother, and even paid special attention to the young ladies passing by on the street. Of course he knew who the matchmaker was looking for just now. Who, or what does it look like!
"..."
"Brother Zhu, I...I don't know..."
Xu Xian, who was in a trance, looked at the pig demon in front of him and said this with some hesitation.
After a year of getting along with each other, Xu Xian no longer had the fear he felt when he first learned the true identities of these 'people'.
In fact, he is now able to get along normally with the gods, monsters, ghosts, and a little kid who has just learned to walk and talk, and is said to be a little living Buddha in this big family.
"Hmm..."
"I understand, old pig! You are worried about that snake demon lady in your family. You are thinking about her. Am I right?!"
The second senior brother, who just looked Xu Xian up and down for a moment, seemed to have remembered something, suddenly opened his big mouth and laughed with understanding.
Because he could see that Xu Xian had something on his mind! Then after a little analysis, he roughly guessed it!
"..."
"I have no idea……"
The other party was right, Xu Xian really missed his wife a little now.
In any case, the words "a couple will live together for a hundred days" are not just words said casually... He and she lived happily together for almost half a month... the days after they got married and when they met in Suzhou , it was the happiest time in Xu Xian’s life!
only……
She is a monster, and he is a human...
Human monsters have different paths. After all, he still can't pass the test in his own heart... and he can't be like the two men at home, who married a monster as his wife and gave birth to a son?
He Xu Xian, although now he can get along normally with monsters and ghosts, and he can be calm and calm... However, when he thought that he was going to sleep with a snake demon, he was holding a snake in his arms. A giant python, he couldn't help but feel waves of nausea and fear from the bottom of his heart!
Xu Xian can't control what other people do...
However, now, he still can't pass the test in his heart!
Although, when his nominal wife turned into a human form, she did look very beautiful and charming, as if she were a fairy...
Even to this day, when he dreams, he will unconsciously dream about the other person.
However……
Some things cannot be changed, and a monster is still a monster after all...
During this year, Xu Xian even thought about it more than once: If it were his wife, if she were a normal person, how great would it be?
"Hmm! It seems that my guess, old pig, was right!"
"You are just thinking about your wife! Since you are thinking about her, then just go find her! Take her home and get along with her for a year and a half, and you will definitely get used to it, just like you are now Are you used to being like us 'monsters'?"
Of course, the second senior brother's statement that he was a 'monster' was just a joke. He did not think that he, the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng, was still the person designated by the Bodhisattva to learn scriptures, and that he might become a Buddha in the future. monster.
If the Xu Xian in front of me hadn't been getting along for more than a year, and the two parties were already very familiar with each other, and they had some friendship with each other, he might not have talked so much with each other sincerely!
After all, he is also a Canopy Marshal. Even if he is a former one, his identity is here. How can some mortals be able to grasp it?
"..."
"Get her back?"
"But... I don't know where she is now. She can't be found. Besides, if she is found, there will still be something wrong. My sister still doesn't like her very much..."
Xu Xian lowered his head and frowned. After struggling for a while, he still shook his head dejectedly.
Because now, he has no idea where his wife, that white snake Bai Suzhen, will be! Although the other party had said repeatedly that he, Xu Xian, knew the location...
However, Xu Xian dares to swear to God that he really doesn’t know!
Perhaps it was just like what he said on the night when he and she were about to separate last year: He was really not Xu Xuan, but the other party had mistakenly recognized the wrong person, mistaking him for Xu Xian as Xu Xuan? !
"Xu Xian! Let me ask you a question, old pig. Tell me honestly: Do you really not know, or are you just pretending not to know?"
The second senior brother Zhu Gangxi suddenly had a serious face and locked his eyes with Xu Xian's face with suspicion. He looked into the other person's eyes, as if he wanted to see what excuse this kid was talking about casually. Or do you really not know the whereabouts of that white lady?
"Brother Zhu, I really don't know why I lied to you!"
"She said a lot of things to me at that time that I didn't understand, and she also said...she also said that I had forgotten her after my reincarnation?!"
Xu Xian looked at Zhu Gangxi, who was staring at him with a sharp and interrogating look, with a wry smile. He really didn't know where his white lady was!
And then...
Xu Xian has always felt that no matter whether he is the reincarnation of Xu Xuan or not, without memory, he cannot be called Xu Xuan! So, he is Xu Xian now, and she... The person she likes is Xu Xuan, not Xu Xian... Therefore, let alone not knowing the whereabouts of the other person now, even if he knows, he Xu Xian may not come back Find the other person's.
"Forgot? That's right, look at my memory, Meng Po Soup..."
"Ha! It's okay to forget, it's okay to forget! My old pig also had two wives, but now I can't forget them even if I want to!"
Hearing Xu Xian's words, the second senior brother Zhu Gangxi was stunned for a moment, and then after a while, he smiled bitterly as if he was mocking himself.
There are some things that he wants to forget, but he can't forget...
"..."
"Brother Zhu, what's wrong with you?"
Seeing that this monster with a fat head and big ears, who usually laughed and laughed without any worries at all, now had such a sad and emotional expression, Xu Xian was curious and couldn't help but ask.
"No……"
"It's nothing, I just think of my wife."
He has two wives, namely Second Sister Egg and Gao Cuilan. In fact, Cuilan is the second sister, and the second sister is also Cuilan. That's just their different identities after reincarnation.
"Then why don't you go find her?"
Now, it was Xu Xian's turn to ask the other party this matter.
"Looking for? Ha!"
"It's been five hundred years, and it's so crowded that I can't find it..."
The second senior brother slumped down on the chair, no longer paying attention to Xu Xian on the side, and just sighed to himself.
"Hmph! What's more, what will happen if you find me, old pig? In the end, it won't be all in vain? Like you, she will definitely not remember me, and old pig, I am also destined to be a Buddhist monk. I will go find her. It just hurt her..."
To this day, there is nothing that can make him, the second senior brother Zhu Gangxi, struggle anymore, because he has accepted his fate and it doesn't matter.
If you have time to think about those things, why not find an opportunity to make a pot of tea with Li Gongfu under the moonlight at night, and then talk about life and remember the self that was not fully understood a long time ago? Or, chatting nonsense with the other party about the romantic affair that he had teased Chang'e?
"..."
Xu Xian saw that Brother Zhu was a little depressed. After thinking about it, he stopped disturbing him and began to immerse himself in his own thoughts.
Because, he doesn't know now, should he listen to his sister and brother-in-law's arrangement and agree to marry the young lady from Sun Yuan's maternal family in the north of the city as the matchmaker just said? After all, there are three kinds of unfilial piety, the greatest is not having children. Now that he is the eldest, he should really consider his life-long affairs.
"Little bastard, where are you running?!"
"Quick! Don't just sit there, help me catch him!!"
At this time, Bai Jingjing's furious voice came from the inner courtyard of the Li family hall. Then, a pink, tender, fat little boy who was still unsteady on his feet staggered out from inside. He ran out quickly from the small gate of the courtyard.
"Boy! Don't run away!!"
Then, the person who followed the little boy out was of course the White-bone Demon who was taking care of him.
"Really, you are still his sister-in-law, but you can't even look down on a child!?"
At this time, before the second senior brother and Xu Xian came to their senses, when the pink little kid was about to run out of the hall door with funny steps and was about to trip over the threshold, a pair of jade hands struck him in time. He copied it down and lifted it up to hold the opponent.
"Tsk tsk! The little guy is so cute!"
"It's a pity that your little sister Anne has been living happily in heaven for a year. Otherwise, we would have two fun little guys at home!"
After hugging the little Tang Monk, Xu Jiaorong sighed with emotion, thinking of the little girl Annie who went to heaven and never came back.
To be honest, she misses him so much now, but she doesn't know when she will come back?
"One year?"
"No! Actually it's only one day!!"
The second senior brother Zhu Gangxi, who was disturbed by the child, after hearing Xu Jiaorong's words, blinked his round eyes squeezed into his fat face, then shook his head happily and explained:
"As the saying goes: One day in heaven, one year on earth!"
"She was invited to heaven as a guest by the Queen Mother of Yaochi, and she might be feasting and drinking now! By the time she thinks of us, it might be a few days later! A few days is like a few years to us in the human world, and it's only a year now. That’s it, it’s only been a day since it was up there, it’s still early!”
The second senior brother who was once the righteous god of heaven, Marshal Tianpeng, knew very well about matters in the immortal world and the human world. Both he and the Great Immortal Pansi knew this common sense, but , in the previous year, they had forgotten to explain this to Xu Jiaorong.
"..."
"A day in heaven is a year on earth. Is there such a thing as that?"
Xu Jiaorong said that this was the first time she heard such a new thing! Time is actually different in the sky and on the earth. This sounds really strange!
"ah……"
"What should I do? I don't know what the sky is like. That little guy is so funny. Maybe it will be several days or years before she thinks of us!"
"..."
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Yes, just as Xu Jiaorong said, she really got it right! Because, right now, a bad little girl is opening her belly and feasting in the Queen Mother’s fairyland!
Perhaps it was to reward and repay the little girl, or perhaps it was to prevent his reception standards from being lost to that of the Immortal Zhen Yuanzi who had disappeared into the Three Realms. Anyway, the banquet being held here in Yaochi was extremely luxurious, and nothing compared to The annual peach feast is awesome!
Of course, it is definitely not comparable in terms of scale, but the dishes, fruits and vegetables here are much better than those at the Peach Banquet.
"Woooo..."
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"It's delicious! Those, those, and these, please give me some more!!"
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Immortal mist fills the air and is extremely beneficial to spiritual practice. Little Annie is standing on a round stool, fighting among all kinds of delicious dishes, fruits and vegetables on the big round immortal table, without any regard for etiquette. As well as the fairy palace ladies who were busy serving her, and of course, the fairy sisters who were dancing gracefully, she didn't even look at them!
Because, Queen Anne is eating meat now. There are so many delicious things. Only when she is full can she have the strength to do other things! As for singing and dancing, just watch and listen to them. Compared with the delicious food, those beautiful fairies will not be able to attract her attention at all!
"..."
"Annie, it's been a day, haven't you eaten enough?"
After staying here with the other party for so long, the Queen Mother became a little impatient, so after seeing the other party eating round after round without any intention of stopping, she finally couldn't sit still.
After all, in addition to entertaining this little girl well, what she wants to do now is to return to her palace, repel others, and retreat to study the gem that she has not even been able to examine!
"It's been a day?"
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"Well……"
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"Forget it, it's already been a day anyway, so I'll just eat it for another day! Don't worry, as long as I use magic, it will be digested quickly, and it will be fine for another two days!"
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Under normal circumstances, little Annie can eat as long as she is full!
but……
Who made the food here so spicy and delicious, even more to her taste than the one at Wuzhuang Temple? So, even if she uses magic to help cheat, she still has to eat enough at once!
"!!"
One more day to eat? !
Even if the other party is willing to do this kind of thing, she, the Queen Mother of Yaochi, has no time... She has been wasting time here with this little guy. Does she want to do other things? !
"Annie..."
"One day in heaven, one year on earth, and now a full year has passed in this world. Do you really want to eat another day?"
It's not a good idea to chase people away directly. Therefore, in addition to tactfully preparing to persuade the other party in time to achieve the purpose of driving away the guests, the Queen Mother of Yaochi did not really take advantage of the little girl who was eating so much that she couldn't stop eating. There is another great way... What is different from those Xian'e fairies who are whispering and joking aside is that she, the Queen Mother of Yaochi, knows that the other party is not simple!
Yesterday in Heaven, this little girl had easily burned down a large area of mountains and rivers in the human world with a fire. Her aunt also instantly burned away tens of thousands of little demons and two large demons that had become a climate.
It can be seen from this that the opponent's strength is beyond the imagination and ridicule of the palace fairies! Although she still couldn't see through the other party's specific cultivation level, the Queen Mother of Yaochi knew that this person in the skin of a human little girl was actually a real person with great supernatural powers.
"Eh?!"
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One day in heaven, one year on earth, is there such a saying?
"Wow! It really is true!!"
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After letting go of her powerful perception ability and scanning Qiantang County in the human world, Annie also discovered something was wrong: time seemed to have really passed for a year...
Moreover, that little brat in her thirties can actually walk?
no!
She had to go back and think of ways to bully the other party. Who made that little brat dare to pee on her shoes last time? Humph, that pink little kid must twist his face, turn it 720 degrees, and make him cry and beg for mercy! !
"I'm going back soon!"
"Hurry up and get a few hundred copies of these, these, and those. I want to pack them all up and take them away!!"
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It has always been Queen Anne's code of conduct to scrape the ground and not take advantage of the bastard!
Therefore, seeing that the Queen Mother's family is so rich and has so many good things, she must not be polite to him!
That aunt is so hospitable, if she takes less, she will be disrespecting her master! Therefore, only by packing and taking away hundreds of copies of each kind can the other party know that he is very satisfied with the banquet and is very friendly to the host.
"ah!?"
"That...empress?"
Hearing the outrageous words from the little girl's mouth, the fairy Gong E who was the leader was a little frightened! Therefore, she had no choice but to turn around in embarrassment and look at the Madonna of Yaochi who was sitting on the main seat of Yaochi, who also had an unsightly look on her face.
"..."
"Come here! See off the guests!!"
This time, the Queen Mother finally stopped being polite to a certain little guy, stood up directly, turned around and left with a dark face!
That little guy just went to pick most of the peaches in her peach orchard, leaving only a little bit for her... not to mention that her peach festival for thousands of years to come was directly cancelled, and now he still thinks about every peach. Do you have to take away hundreds of portions of all kinds of Xianjia dishes? Don’t even think about this kind of thing!
So, now she won’t accompany you!
She is going to retreat now and slowly study the newly acquired gem that contains wonderful information! As for this little girl... let her return to the human world as soon as possible. She, the Holy Mother of Yaochi, can hardly afford to support this naka-eating little devil!
"Ah?!"
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"Hey! Don't worry, I won't take so much anymore. I'll just take these and eat the rest. Is that okay?"
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Seeing that the other party was really going to drive them away, Annie had no choice but to give up and grabbed everything she could see.
"..."
The fairies, who had been ordered by the Queen Mother to drive them away, could only stop after hearing the little girl's words, and watched dumbfounded as the little guy swept away all the delicious food on the table in an instant.
"Uh-huh……"
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"Goodbye everyone, I will come again when I have time!!"
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Maybe she knew that she had gone a little too far today, but little Annie, who was completely shameless, stuck out her naughty little tongue at those fairy sisters and made a face, and then directly used her own He was so proficient in the soaring clouds and mist spell that he immediately disappeared without a trace.
If she doesn't go back, I'm afraid that little brat from her parents' house in her thirties will be the one to blame!
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