'Tuk~! Benedict! Benedict! '
'The sky is dry and things are dry, be careful with fire...'
Three bangs, one long and two short, came faintly from a distance to the small pavilion in the back garden of Li Gongfu's house in this quiet late night in Qiantang County, causing everyone who was chatting at night to unconsciously turn their heads and start. Listen up.
It turned out that this was Little Annie, Mr. and Mrs. Li Gongfu, master and apprentice Pansidong and their families, as well as a pig demon second brother, a bald monk third brother, and the two heads of the Ax Gang, making wine and eating together in the back garden. Where's the crab!
It’s no wonder that at this time in ancient times, apart from the kind of sports that strained the lumbar muscles, hurt the heart, hurt the lungs, and hurt the kidneys, evening entertainment programs rarely brought so many people together, especially since everyone came from different places. There are gods, demons, ghosts, robbers, etc. Any new thing they say will attract the attention of Li Gongfu or Xu Jiaorong, and then everyone talks, until the master has no intention to leave and With the indifferent attitude of a little guy who often sneaked away to play in the middle of the night, they unknowingly continued talking until the watchman's sound came from outside.
Obviously, it seems to be already midnight, which is midnight!
'Tuk~! Benedict! Benedict! '
'The weather is dry and things are dry, beware of fire and candles, close doors and windows to prevent theft and theft...'
"Hi!"
"One long and two short, it's indeed the middle of the night! No, no, no, I have to go on duty tomorrow. Li has to go back and rest first. Please don't blame me. Let's talk some other time?"
After saying that, Li Gongfu yawned, waved his hands, and with the support of his mother-in-law, he stood up drunkenly, and was about to stagger along the path of his small backyard garden to the bedroom of his main house. .
Tonight, he ate so much and chatted so much with the new little girl Annie's 'relatives and friends' that he almost didn't want to build a house for them anymore! Perhaps, as his mother-in-law said before, it’s not that the house can’t be accommodated, it would be good to have more people and make it more lively. It also allows him to avoid having to worry about thieves crawling in and scaring his house when he’s not at home at night for business. The mother-in-law and that little guy?
That’s right, let’s do it!
As for the matter of building a house... let's wait for a while, at least wait until he has thought about it, or wait until he is impatient with these people?
"Hey! Gongfu, wait for me!"
"Annie, it's already time. Go back to bed early. Don't talk too late! And thirty-year-old mother-in-law, pay attention to your child and don't let him catch a cold!"
After picking up a lantern nearby and lighting it, Xu Jiaorong only had time to give a quick explanation before she hurriedly chased him forward.
The official in her family was all drunk. If she didn't watch, she would definitely fall into the lotus pond! Although, the lotus pond is not deep, but in this bone-chilling midnight, if you get covered in mud and sewage, you will inevitably get wind and cold!
"..."
Chun Sansanniang just nodded slightly and didn't pay much attention to Xu Jiaorong's instructions, because her son had long been protected by her magic and would never be affected by the frost and dew, and now, the other person was in her arms. Sleeping soundly.
"Oh, got it……"
('??ω????)
Little Annie secretly responded behind Aunt Li while making a cute face.
Go to bed early?
That is obviously impossible!
Take a look, what are here now are all gods, Buddhas, demons and ghosts, plus two murderous bandit leaders who often ambush others in the middle of the night! With these ruthless characters, chatting for days and nights is still just like playing. Why do they need to go to bed early?
"Okay! Aunt Li and the others finally went back to sleep. Now let's talk about something else!"
(??????)??
When the backs of the two people could no longer be seen by the candlelight of the lantern and it was confirmed that they had returned to the house, Little Annie immediately changed her face and thiefly got in. Everyone ate her into a mess, full of crab shells and crabs. Beside the stone table, he looked at Bai Jingjing who was picking his teeth with sharp nails and asked crisply:
"Sister Bai Jingjing, are you really the white-bone spirit on the way to seek Buddhist scriptures that Zhu Bajie just mentioned?!"
? (°ー°〃)
There were some things they couldn't say directly just now, but now, those who couldn't hear the breaking news couldn't help but go back to bed first, so of course she had to ask them carefully.
"Of course!"
Bai Jingjing looked into the distance and found that the fire in Li Gongfu and Xu Jiaorong's bedroom had been extinguished very quickly. She had been preparing to fall asleep. After thinking that she really couldn't hear what was going on in the garden, she nodded openly and admitted. .
After all, almost everyone here knows her details, and she has no need to deny it.
"Then the story I just told, that 'Monkey King beat the Bone Demon three times' is true? This guy, did he really hit you three times?!"
Σ(°△°|||)︴??
Little Annie pointed in disbelief at a certain big boss who was looking confused, and then asked excitedly.
Back then, when she was messing around on earth, she had often seen animations on the Internet about three people beating a bone spirit. But looking at it now, this monkey didn't seem to be as powerful as a bone spirit. How did he beat the bone spirit three times? So, she just took the opportunity to tell it as a story, and then these people kept looking at her strangely, which made Anne want to ask.
Only now did she finally get the chance.
"Three dozen white-bone demons???"
Bai Jingjing also looked confused...
"Well... there is no such thing, it really doesn't happen! If there is, I will die. How can I still be here?"
"Three dozen white-bone demons" or something like that, why didn't she have any impression of it?
I think back then, it was just a monkey taking Tang Monk through her White Tiger Ridge, and she was just a female corpse turned into white bones on the mountain. She accidentally picked up the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, absorbed the essence of the sun and the moon, and transformed into a human form. It was just an accident. He had only learned the art of turning corpses, and he had not worshiped Zixia Fairy Pansi Pansi as his teacher. How could he dare to eat Tang Monk's flesh and provoke the four other masters and disciples?
Later, when they accidentally arrived at Pansi Cave and learned from their master, Tang Monk and Monkey were both dead again!
Therefore, she was very sure that the "three strikes of white-bone demons" didn't really happen! And where did this little girl hear such weird rumors?
"Don't you remember it too?"
∑(??△｀)? !
Little Annie looked at the leader of a certain Ax Gang, the other protagonist, Monkey.
"..."
However, Anne only received a sad and angry face from the other party.
"I have said many times that I am really not a monkey. I am really just a robber. It's just that I have changed my career now. But why don't you believe me?"
He himself also wants to believe that he is the Monkey King, the Monkey King, who has great magical powers and can ascend to the sky, the sea, and the earth! However, it is a pity that he is not. He knows nothing except the tricks of three-hand ax and the following superficial internal skills!
Otherwise, I wouldn’t have been beaten to death with the Seven Injury Fist because I provoked the Three Saints of Kunlun!
"..."
"It's not good, second senior brother. Look, senior brother is crazy again! Could it be that he has stayed in reincarnation for too long, so his true spirit has been extinguished?"
Monk Sha already knew that the 'Big Brother' they met five hundred years ago was actually the Big Brother who was reincarnated five hundred years later and returned to five hundred years ago, and then returned to the 'big brother' with them five hundred years later. "Senior brother" is not their "elder brother", so why doesn't the other party recognize them?
Okay, this is indeed a bit tongue-in-cheek when I think about it, but it seems to be the truth...
"Brother Monkey, you can't escape. Hurry up and accept your fate!"
Zhu Bajie, who was already drunk, tilted his fat head and started persuading his 'elder brother' even though he had not revealed his true colors.
Zhu Bajie could probably understand that the other party didn't want to admit it, just because he didn't want to learn from it and just wanted to stay with the Bone Demon forever? However, the matter of seeking scriptures is already doomed, and there is no way to escape. Just as he has always been obsessed with the second sister Egg and the reincarnation of Gao Cuilan, what can he do?
Didn't the final result end in tragedy?
There is no way to resist the things arranged by the gods and Buddhas all over the sky, and some emotions cannot be expressed... Five hundred years have passed, and wherever the soul of Sister Egg has been cast, she has already found someone who has insufficient magic power and cultivation. It's not here, so he doesn't care now, and there is nothing that can make Bajie struggle anymore.
he……
Already resigned to my fate! !
"You damn pig, I'm really not your monkey brother. I'm warning you, stay away from me! Otherwise, be careful, I'll beat you to death with a stick!!"
The headmaster pointed at a fat man in human form who was close to him and warned.
He is really not a monkey, it was all caused by that Fairy Zixia. If the other party hadn't just given him three moles, would he have become like this? Anyway, since he lost the demon mirror, he will not admit that he is a monkey, nor will he become a monk and learn the Western Scriptures. What can they do to him?
"Hmph! This tone of voice is so similar, how dare you say it's not Brother Monkey!"
Zhu Bajie snorted with his nostrils indifferently and continued to pour himself a glass of wine.
The night is just right now, everyone will get drunk if they are not drunk...
"I swear, I am definitely not a monkey, nor am I the Monkey King, the Monkey King, otherwise the sky will thunder..."
Crack!
Rumble, rumble….
Before the boss had time to finish his words, suddenly, a thunderstorm exploded in the sky over Qiantang County...
'You're a monster! '
'Oh my God, the Chinese New Year is almost here. Why are you so thunderous in the middle of winter and not allowing people to sleep? ! '
'Okay, father-in-law, go to sleep, go to sleep...'
'%%#%￥#@! ! '
Before anyone could react, Li Gongfu's roaring complaints and Xu Jiaorong's tired words of comfort could be heard from a distance. The other party's cursing words could be clearly heard by everyone who had accomplished cultivation in the backyard garden. .
"..."
"Brother Monkey, I don't know whether other people's oaths should be fulfilled or not, Old Pig, but as practitioners like us, it's best not to do such dangerous things easily?"
He grabbed a small crab that was left over from someone else's pick and threw it directly into his big mouth without handling it. While chewing it, the second senior brother looked at a certain monkey that was frozen in fear and said jokingly.
"..."
Finally, after a while, the 'eldest brother' looked at the second master next to him with difficulty.
"Gang leader, I can't help you with this matter!"
"I have an old man above me and a young man below me. Please stay away from me, lest there be a thunderstorm later and accidentally affect my subordinates?"
When the second leader saw the other party looking at him for help, he was frightened and hurriedly hid next to his wife, Chun Sanniang. He shook his head and sternly rejected his gang leader's request for help without any nostalgia for the past. .
"You are so heartless!"
"Don't think I don't know. I admit that you have a child, but your father and mother have been dead for decades. Where do you come from?"
Zhizunbao gritted his teeth and said that the other party's reaction was indeed what he expected.
"I have my wife above me, and the wife is my wife, isn't she old?"
The second boss very spinelessly leaned his head on the shoulder of his wife, Chun Sansanniang.
This is his wife and his wife! Of course, the title 'wife' was accidentally spoken by the little girl Anne. He took it seriously, and then began to call his wife wife to show respect for the other party and acknowledge the other party's dominant position in the family?
"!!"
"Jingjing..."
The headmaster was shocked and inspired, and he opened his arms to hug his wife. Unfortunately, his request for comfort was pushed away by Bai Jingjing, holding her cheek.
"Go away! I haven't decided whether to marry you yet, stay away from me!!"
"..."
"..."
Well, at this moment, even the onlookers were a little speechless. Two pairs of people who were cut to pieces with a thousand swords were openly spreading dog food...
"Hey, I really envy you!"
"The man I love is an unparalleled hero. One day he will step on the colorful clouds to marry me... Unfortunately, I am still a little too naive."
Pansi Great Immortal Zixia also looked at her two apprentices and her apprentice's husband with some envy. She nodded first, and then shook her head as if laughing at herself.
One of these two living treasures had a child, and the other had also decided on a name. But she, a fairy who had vowed to go to earth to find a husband, suddenly felt that she was being used as a matchmaker after being awakened by that little guy. It would be really stupid for a puppet to like someone. She would never do that again!
If possible, she really wanted to eat and drink like a little guy, and then travel around the world, that would be nice.
"correct!"
"Fairy Zixia, if I remember correctly, didn't you come down to earth just to find the person you love? Why haven't you found her yet?"
"You seem to have said: 'Whoever can pull out your purple and green sword will be your lover'?!"
Hearing what the other party just muttered, Zhu Bajie curiously talked about this matter. At first, this matter was widely spread in the demon world, and all the fairies in the public land were waiting in line to draw their swords!
"What?!"
This statement shocked a certain leader who had never heard it before!
Although Zixia Fairy is also very beautiful, but... the only one he likes about the Supreme Treasure is his wife Jingjing, and he finally managed to travel back and forth through time and space several times and finally saved her! If something were to be known to this lady like herself... if she knew that he had pulled out the sword of her master Pansi Great Immortal, then she would have to kill herself with the sword again!
You know, the Moonlight Box is now in Qingxia's hands, and Qingxia is sealed by this little girl. If his wife commits suicide in grief and anger again, it will be really hopeless!
This is definitely the case!
Last time, the other party just mistakenly thought that the little Sanzang was the child of him and Haru Sansanniang, so he was so angry that he wanted to die... But this time, if he knew that he was hooking up with the other party's master, would it be okay?
Of course, before the other party seeks death, he will probably cut himself into pieces? !
"Elder brother, don't worry so much. You don't even have any magic power now, so you won't be able to pull it out!"
Monk Sha was happily eating crab legs dipped in sauce, when he suddenly said something nonchalantly.
"Yes, senior brother, why are you so nervous? How could you possibly pull it out?"
Zhu Bajie also glanced at the other party with dissatisfaction, wondering what the other party meant by the shout just now.
"Ha ha!"
"I agree with this statement, completely agree! You are worthy of being my second junior brother!!"
Secretly taking a look at the expression of Pansi Immortal, and seeing that there was nothing strange about the other person's face, Zhizunbao thought that the other person didn't know that he had pulled out the sword, so he patted the sword with relief and just untied it for himself. Wei’s second junior brother, Monk Sha.
"..."
"Senior Brother, I am your third junior brother, and this pig head is your second senior brother!"
"..."
"Ah! I'm sorry. I admitted my mistake. I won't do it next time. Will I do it next time?"
If he hadn't been frightened to the point of losing his mind about this matter, how would he have admitted his mistake? !
"Yes, Master, have you really not found the one you love?"
Bai Jingjing also came over curiously, staring maliciously at the purple-green sword placed on the stone table.
"..."
Although Chun Sansanniang, who was holding Tang Xiaoseng, didn't say anything, it was obvious that she was also very curious about this matter. After all, it was related to their master and future master.
"No! That's just a rumor!"
"In fact, anyone can pull it out. If you don't believe it, try it!"
As if she was eager to explain, after speaking, Zixia patted the stone table gently, and the purple-green sword whirled and flew into the opponent's arms.
"Is it really possible?"
Bai Jingjing didn't believe it, because she had heard of the rumor herself, so it couldn't be false... However, even though she said that, the movements of her hands were not slow!
Clang! !
"this……"
Well, now Bai Jingjing has nothing to say... Because she did pull out the sword herself. It can't be said that she is her master's favorite, right?
"Phew! So that's it, that's great!"
Before anyone else could say anything, the 'eldest brother' couldn't help but spoke first and slumped down on a stool, drank a glass of wine and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Ha! Okay, let's talk about something else!"
"Also! Annie, is it time to take out some of your good things and share them?"
Zixia had asked Little Annie to unlock the restriction on the sword before, so anyone with a little strength could indeed pull it out now, and she no longer cared about the prophecy.
After all, it is already five hundred years later, and everything is no longer the same as it was five hundred years ago. As for what actions Heaven and Buddhism will take against her, she will only know after continuing to wait and see. She is still waiting...
However, what she may not know is: Heaven and Buddhism are also waiting now?
"Ah?"
Σ(??д??llll)? ?
"How do you know I have something good?"
(ー`??ー)
Annie probably realized what the other party was talking about, it was like that door god came out to catch her and take her to heaven out of nowhere.
"..."
"With the changes in Li Gongfu and Xu Jiaorong, do you think I'm a fool?"
Zixia looked at this stingy little guy angrily!
Those two mortals have almost reached the point of flying during the day. Now I am afraid that they have been discovered by the people in heaven, and it is even more impossible to hide it from her, a real fairy who lives in the same house! Of course, she thought it was because the other party had eaten that ginseng fruit!
After all, the little girl traveled thousands of miles to visit Wuzhuang Temple.
"Hmph!"
Zhu Bajie also snorted twice, obviously, he also saw it.
"Second Senior Brother, what are you humming?"
Monk Sha was a little puzzled. He didn't know what riddle these people were playing.
"Peach!!"
Zhu Bajie didn't say much, he just said two words without beginning or end.
"??"
This time it was Zixia's turn to be a little confused. She was obviously referring to ginseng fruit...
"Peach?"
"What's that?"
They only knew that Tang Monk's meat could lead to immortality, and they had barely seen the world. The local fairies Bai Jingjing and Chun Sansanniang were really not qualified to know this.
"Peach?!"
The two heads of the Ax Gang also looked at each other, but they had no idea what kind of peach a flat peach was.
"Third Junior Brother, don't say you haven't seen it before!"
"..."
"Second Senior Brother, you were Marshal Tianpeng back then, and I was just a small curtain general. How can I compare with you in terms of status? So I have only seen and smelled it, and I have no share in eating it."
Indeed, Monk Tasha has never eaten flat peaches. He is only qualified to watch others eat them.
"Okay, then just one for each of you! No more!!"
╮（╯＿╰）╭
After saying that, with no other choice, Annie reluctantly took out a large flat peach from her pocket in space for everyone.
"It's really a peach! Haha, Lao Zhu's cultivation is finally expected to recover soon!!"
After receiving the flat peach and seeing that it was still the best nine thousand years old, Zhu Bajie’s eyes lit up and he opened his mouth to gnaw on it!
As for where the flat peach in the little girl's hand came from, what does that have to do with him? Now that he has turned into a pig anyway, and is ordered to go west to obtain scriptures and fight monsters, what else does he have to worry about? Is it possible that Heaven will let him reincarnate again?
"..."
The third junior brother, Monk Sha, opened his mouth and began to chew without saying a word.
If his second senior brother can eat, he can naturally eat too! Anyway, he has eaten all the nine golden cicada reincarnations. He doesn't feel itchy if he has too many lice on his body, and he doesn't have to worry about his debts. What will happen if he eats another flat peach? !
What I didn’t say, isn’t it just flat peach? Eat it!
"Ah! It is indeed a nine-thousand-year-old flat peach!!"
Nodding and holding the things in her hands, Zixia smiled so hard that the corners of her eyes curled up... What she originally wanted was ginseng fruit, but she got something better.
"Ahem!"
At this time, after Little Annie finished distributing the food, a big white hand stretched out again.
"What are you doing? Didn't I already give it to you?"
(﹁﹁)~
Looking at the Spring Thirty Niang who was begging for the second time, little Annie expressed some confusion. It was agreed that each person would have one, but the other party hadn't eaten yet, so he still had the nerve to take it?
"We are a family of three, and you only gave us two!!"
Knowing that this was the Peach Queen who was favored by their master, Marshal Tianpeng and General Shutter, although Chun Sannian Niang didn't know its specific effects, she could tell at a glance that it must be a good thing! Therefore, she had to ask for one for her son no matter what. After all, whoever sees him has a share. Don't treat her little son who was just a few days old like a human being! !
"He's still so young, how dare you feed him?!"
(*゜ー゜*)! !
Although flat peaches are good, little Annie also knows that feeding such a little one will definitely kill someone! When the time comes, she won't save him!
"I'll keep it for him until he grows up?!"
"..."
"Okay, here you go!!"
(/--)/??
"!!"
"You guy, what do you want to do?"
ヽ（≧□≦）ノ
Just after dealing with the cunning spider spirit Spring Sansanniang, little Annie glared hatefully at the leader of a certain Ax Gang.
"But...you haven't given it to me yet!"
Zhizunbao looked aggrieved. Everyone here had a peach party and started a peach banquet. However, this little girl only refused to invite him to eat peaches. What on earth did he mean?
Anyway, this familiar feeling of being ignored gave him a vague feeling of riot.
"One for each person. You already ate it at Mingming Pansi Cave last time!!"
o(??^｀)oHmph!
Anne remembers this matter very clearly, so the other party should not deny it!
"ah?!"
seem……
Thinking about it seriously, Zhizunbao also remembered it. Is this really true? At that time, he wanted to eat more, and then after a series of changes, he was hung up, beaten, and hung all night?
"Jingjing..."
He had no choice but to look at his wife as if asking for help, hoping that she would give him a bite to satisfy his craving?
"Good boy, since you've eaten, just watch it honestly!"
No wonder Bai Jingjing always feels that she has always had the urge to bite each other recently. It turns out it's because of such good things! So, she once again stepped on the other person's chest without mercy and pushed away the man who wanted to get in front of her.
Now her peach is the most important thing, everything else has to take a back seat!
"..."
Seeing a group of people eating that delicious fruit with relish, the 'elder brother' and 'elder master' felt extremely aggrieved...
The one he ate last time was so small, and the ones they ate now are so big...
This is not fair at all! ! !
"Brother Monkey, just do it and don't waste it. You ate several times in Pantaoyuan back then!!"
"That's it! That's it!"
"There was a banquet in Pantaoyuan and Yaochi back then. What good things didn't Senior Brother eat?!"
When Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha saw each other staring at their peach, they quickly began to blame each other for causing trouble in the palace.
"You two are so heartless!!"
"Um, second boss, I trust you the most?"
There was no other way, so the 'eldest brother' had no choice but to look at the second master, who had always been obedient to him and followed his lead.
“Gang leader, our Ax Gang has been disbanded, and I don’t know you now!!”
The second master silently hugged his peach, turned to one side and gnawed on it, leaving only his back to his gang leader.
"Sure enough, the blind man is right, the one who can't be trusted the most is you!!"
"..."
"Thank you, the blind man told me the same thing: 'Our gang leader is the most unbelievable, so I'd better be careful!'?"
"hiss!!!"
"!!"
"Little girl, what are you eating?"
"Ginseng fruit!"
ヾ(????`o)+
"What is the use?"
'Elder Brother' is very curious. In the world, there are so many wonderful fruits, but there are actually fruits that look exactly like babies?
"It tastes a little bit better than flat peach, but the efficacy is just a little bit worse..."
(￣～￣)Chew!
"that……"
"I promise I've never eaten this thing. How about you give me this?!"
'Elder Brother' thinks that since there is no hope after eating flat peaches, then ginseng fruit can be used, right? As for the effect, it's just a little bit bad, he's starving for it now!
"Okay, Brother Monkey!"
"Back then, you took us two brothers to steal three fruits from the Immortal Yuanzi. In the end, you were caught and whipped. We have obviously eaten them, so don't cause trouble! This kind of ginseng fruit They are very rare, there are not many of them on any tree, and I guess there are not many of them left in the little girl’s house.”
Before little Annie could talk, the second senior brother Zhu Bajie came out to cause trouble.
"???"
"But I really haven't eaten it. I swear if I had eaten it, I would be thunderous..."
Crack! !
Rumble, rumble….
'What are you doing, the sky is falling or the ground is sinking, the thunder in the winter is not letting people sleep? ! '
'Oh... Mr., forget it, just put the quilt over your head and sleep...'
'#%......￥&#￥#%! ! '
"..."
"..."
"..."
"that……."
"I'm going to bed too, farewell!!"
His neck was shrinking, and he stared at the dark, cloudless sky in fear for a long time. Finally, the 'elder brother' couldn't stand it anymore, so he ran towards the house with his head in his hands!
He doesn't understand. When he was in the Ax Gang, he swore as much as farts. Why was it that he didn't get any results before, but now each one is more effective than the other? !
"..."
(￣～￣)Chew!
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o(╯□╰)o, I slept until 23:00 after dinner. Now I changed it to 3 hours and went to bed again...()
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