"Amitabha!"
"Little benefactor Anne has finally returned safely? That's good, that's good..."
At noon the next day, Monk Fahai, who was wandering around for a purpose or randomly, met a little girl who was eating steamed crucian carp and West Lake hairy crabs in a small shop by the West Lake. He took a few steps forward with a smile. , stood directly in front of the little girl’s table, and loudly announced the Buddha’s name.
The night before yesterday, Li Gongfu and his wife had aggressively attacked Jinshan Temple and wanted Fahai to hand over this little girl who had gone off somewhere to play wildly. At that time, he persuaded the other party to leave with hard words.
Looking at it now, things turned out to be exactly as Fahai thought. The little girl was back on her own. The other party was quite capable, and they didn't need to worry about it at all.
"..."
(ー`??ー)
"Fahai Baldhead, you have been sneaking around my house these two days. What on earth do you want to do?!"
(o｀ω′)o
Annie had noticed a long time ago that in the past two days, especially after the arrival of the shameless guys who came to her house for no apparent reason yesterday, these thieving monks from Jinshan Temple were at her house all day long for some unknown reason. Wandering around.
Just like this Fa Hai today, the other party clearly came to her on purpose, and he still wanted to pretend that he bumped into her by accident. Do you really think that she, Queen Anne, is a fool?
However, the other party didn't seem to have done anything bad, so she just didn't want to pay attention to it.
"Amitabha……"
"Little donor Anne, you misunderstood. I am not sneaky."
Regarding the discovery of the group of pilgrims appearing in the home of Li Gongfu and his wife, that is, the little girl, Fahai did not intend to say more to the other party. Moreover, as he just said, they were not sneaky, but Is it just to provide protection?
However, after discovering that the force value of those people was not low at all, they had promptly withdrawn most of the monks and the masters who provided protection, leaving only the minimum number of peripheral observers.
"Hey, whatever you say is what you say, I don't want to care about you..."
╮(╯﹏╰)╭
Little Annie was a little languid and couldn't cheer up.
Today, all the thieving monks who were staring at the bald man were almost gone, and neither Anne nor Tibbers sensed the other's malice, so she was too lazy to pay more attention to this matter.
"Hey! Bald Fahai, do you want to eat some of these steamed fish and big crabs? They are delicious!"
(???????????)
Little Annie pointed to the steamed fish and crabs in front of her table and said to the great monk.
They are delicious, fresh and cheap. A small bunch of copper coins can fill your belly. This is already her second time here. Although they don't have much seasoning, they are just fish, shrimps and crabs caught from the West Lake and steamed directly on the steamer. However, the steamed fish meat is very tender and sweet, and the crabs are also very fat. You may not be able to finish them all by yourself. In this case, it is okay to give it a little evenly to this bald old man who has always been a vegetarian.
"Amitabha!"
"I am a monk. I do not violate the precept of killing or eating meat!"
Hearing that the other party actually asked him to eat meat, Fahai quickly shook his head and rejected the other party's kindness.
If it was that kind of fruit, he would definitely not be polite, but... now that the lake fish were steaming white and the crabs were red, he would not be polite. For people in the Buddhist sect, not killing or eating meat is the most basic requirement, and Fahai will definitely not break the precept easily.
"But they are not fishy at all, and they are already cooked and you did not kill them. Why don't you dare to eat them?"
(??????)??
"They are really delicious. Why don't you try one?"
??(^??^*) o
In fact, Anne felt that these monks' taboos were totally unreasonable!
Because, the rice, noodles, fruits, vegetables, and beans that the other party eats on weekdays all contain insect eggs. They are actually killing animals and eating meat all the time, while the other party just pretends not to eat meat, and is just pretending. ! Moreover, Annie also felt that their kind of not eating meat and fish was really not good for spiritual practice at all!
Think about it, if they don’t eat well and have poor nutrition, how can they have other thoughts and do other things?
"Amitabha!"
"Monks don't eat meat and fish. I appreciate the kindness of the little benefactor."
If you don’t eat, you just don’t eat. How can there be so many reasons? Anyway, no matter what the little guy said today, he wanted Fahai to break his precept and eat fish and meat, so don't even think about it.
"But, the monks who came to my house in the past two days all eat meat..."
(???????????????)
Those guys who came to her house in groups to have a meal and stay there were the ones named Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha. They ate more meat and wine than anyone else. If her gold hadn’t been able to buy a lot of delicious food, I’m afraid they would all I can't afford to support those guys.
"this……"
"Amitabha, I don't dare to comment on this matter! Because everyone has their own destiny, and everyone has their own way of practice. Don't force it."
As for those Buddhist monks, although Fahai didn't know why they suddenly gathered here in Qiantang County five hundred years later,... those monsters who were not serious monks were obviously not something that Fahai could take care of. Yes, I dare not take care of it.
"oh……"
(??????)
Anne was at a loss. This kind of old man was the most annoying. No matter what he said, the other party always made sense. Even if it didn't make sense, he could always make a lot of sense.
"Little benefactor Anne, looking at the gloomy look on your face, it seems like something is bothering you?"
Fahai calmly sat across from the little girl's table, ignoring the temptation of the delicious seafood on the table, and asked the little girl curiously.
"Of course!"
(????????)??
"There were a lot of people living in my house yesterday. They all came here to get food. They didn't work all day, so they only wanted to eat, drink and have fun. It's really annoying!"
,,??????,,
Although Anne herself does not work all day, she is a child, and adults should work! But those people are fine. They eat, drink and live for free. Are you planning to leave?
They were a group of gods and monsters, how could they be more shameless than her?
etc……
Σ(??Д??;)
It seems that I accidentally said something wrong? !
"Amitabha……"
"Little benefactor Anne, wouldn't it be nice to have more people and be more lively?"
Fahai didn't understand. If there were many people, the house would definitely be lively. That kind of thing should be very good for a child, right?
Of course, Fahai and the others are more concerned about the reincarnated baby Jin Chanzi and those Buddhist scripture seekers now! After intense discussions, they came to the conclusion: It would be best not to disturb the other person and let him and his family settle down here in Qiantang County with peace of mind until the other person grows up and then introduce him to Buddhism? Therefore, now that he heard that this little girl had unhappy thoughts, Fahai would definitely ask about it.
Although that matter was under the jurisdiction of Elder Faming, it was understandable that he would take advantage of the situation and intervene.
“It’s good to have more people!”
(???????????????)
"But among those people, there is a fairy, two female goblins, two bandits, a pig demon and a thief monk, plus a little kid who can only cry. It's not very fun, really. It’s too noisy…”
(??_??)
Especially that little kid, who cries all day long. If Annie hadn't escaped quickly in the morning, she would have almost peed all over her. It's really unreasonable! Don't you guys know there is something called a diaper?
"!!"
"Amitabha!!"
"Little benefactor Anne, if there really are monsters, as long as they dare to do evil, I am willing to collect them for you!"
He, Fahai, an old Zen master, had a specialty in collecting monsters, so he had to make a show of it.
Although he himself also knew the details of the monsters in the other party's home, and he also knew that those monsters were definitely not something that Fa Hai could control, and he did not dare to control them, but there was no harm in talking about them casually here. Anyway, he didn't believe that those guys would Those who run out to do evil.
"you?"
(???????`)?
"You can't do it. You can't beat them with a big bald head, even if you have eaten flat peaches and your strength has increased very quickly! You may not know that if they join forces, the powerful Bull Demon King will be defeated. They all ran away!"
??乛??乛??
This is the strength of Fa Hai. Their spellcasting profession looks so-so, and they seem to have some physical skills, both physical and mental. However, their overall strength is a bit average, and they will definitely not be able to beat Zixia. That big sister’s!
"!!"
"Wait a minute, little benefactor Anne, were you talking about flat peaches just now? Could it be..."
After frowning and thinking for a while, Fahai suddenly seemed to realize something bad.
"Those I gave you to eat that day were flat peaches!"
"You may not believe it. When I went home yesterday morning, those two door gods jumped out and wanted to capture me and take me to their heaven to meet that holy lady. But they were too useless and their strength was not very good. If you are not strong, I will beat you away, and I don’t know when they will come next time?!”
╮(╯▽╰)╭
Yes, Anne was very irritable now and had many things going on, so she simply told them all.
She had a premonition that those bad guys and those weird guys who wanted to take her to heaven would definitely appear again, but she was not afraid of them. She was just waiting on this earth to see what happened to them. When will you come again?
"……."
"Ann, little benefactor Anne..."
"The two peaches you gave me to eat a few days ago were really the peaches from the Heavenly Peach Garden? But didn't you say that they were picked from a very high mountain?!"
Fahai suddenly felt a little frightened. Originally, he had always naively thought that it was just some incredible spiritual fruit! But who would have thought that it was really the flat peach from heaven?
No wonder, no wonder they contain so much spiritual power. Just two of them almost made me a Buddha!
"yes!"
??(＾＿－??
Those peaches were originally picked on the mountain of a very high garden in heaven. She wasn't lying! That peach garden was originally very high in the sky.
"that……"
"Ann, Anne, little benefactor, how many did you pick in total?!"
Obviously, the flat peaches in heaven will never be spread out casually. At least Fahai, except for what his master said, and the other party ate them at the feast called the flat peach banquet, there is absolutely no chance that they will be spread to the human world. From the world! Therefore, the origin of the peaches in this little girl's hand is obvious!
It must have been either stolen or robbed!
Of course, Fahai thinks the former is more likely? However, this little girl is also capable. No one can steal fruits even in a place like Tianting Peach Garden, which is heavily guarded, full of agencies, and even restricted by various formations.
"It's not much, I've taken all the best ones!"
(?????????????)????°
Yes, those that ripen every nine thousand years and have grown up to be edible were all picked by Annie. Only some flower bones and some newly grown green peaches were left on those trees. .
"..."
"Amitabha, I don't know anything and I have never eaten anything!"
It's hard to say that Fahai is really going to lie!
After all, this matter is too serious. Fahai, a little monk, really can't bear it, and he doesn't dare to get into trouble!
However, this little girl is really capable. Not only did she pick the peaches secretly, but she even beat away the gods sent by heaven. What kind of trouble is this?
It seems that Fa Hai will have to stay away from each other in the future to avoid suffering the disaster?
"What are you in a hurry for?"
"I picked the peaches. If you want to find them, you must come to me first. Don't worry!!"
(.??o????)??
"Forget it, I won't tell you anymore, I'm going back!"
Little Annie, who was already full and could not eat much, jumped down from the bench, slapped a bunch of copper coins on the table, and then skipped towards home.
"..."
"Amitabha!!"
Fahai suddenly felt that staying in Qiantang County did not seem to be a good choice, and it had been a long time since he had been out. Is it time to return to Xiangguo Temple?
Yes, it is indeed so!
Fahai decided that tomorrow he would say goodbye to Elder Faming and return to his Xiangguo Temple as early as possible. Staying away from this whirlpool was the best choice. As for the little benefactor Anne, we can only hope that her good fortune will turn to good fortune as soon as possible.
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"Tsk tsk! That's great!"
"Siranniang, this child of yours is really well-behaved, but isn't it a bit inappropriate to call him a name like Sanzang for such a good child?"
Xu Jiaorong, who has never given birth, really likes this son of her mother's family, but she can't understand his name!
In this world, what parent would give their son such a Dharma name? Isn't this a heartless desire to drive his own son to an empty home?
"well……"
"There's nothing we can do about it. This is what he was destined to do. I'm still having a headache!"
Her son is the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, and he will definitely take the Western Scriptures in the future. What should Chun Sanniang do about this kind of thing? What can she do?
She couldn't hold her thighs up with her arms. She was just a small thousand-year-old spider spirit. She also learned some things about Buddhism from the other two Buddhist monks. Therefore, her son's matter seemed to be destined. , cannot be changed.
"??"
"Why is that? Did someone tell his fortune? Then I want to tell you carefully. Those fortune tellers are all liars, just like the old man in the west of the city, who can talk nonsense and fool people!"
Xu Jiaorong was a little puzzled, so she opened her mouth to remind Chun Sansanniang who was holding the child. She felt that such a good child could not be ruined by those liars!
"The reason why he is called Sanzang is because he is our master!!"
At this time, a fat guy who was half lying on a chair with a big belly after eating suddenly said such a meaningless sentence.
"Him? Give it back to your master?!"
This time, Xu Jiaorong became even more puzzled!
Isn't it a joke that a little one who is only a few days old and can only cry and drink milk returns their master?
"right!"
"He is our master!!"
Monk Sha also came over and agreed with his second senior brother's statement.
"..."
"Master, why are these people so weird..."
Xu Jiaorong, who was a little hesitant, turned her head and quietly asked her husband Li Gongfu who was sitting next to her.
"Just be weird. In a few days, after I find them a new place to live, they will move out on their own!"
Of course, Li Gongfu also knew that these people were weird, but since the other person was a friend of the little guy, and he had traveled thousands of miles from the Western Regions to join him, he couldn't drive them away, right? Anyway, it’s not like Li Gongfu has to pay for it. The little aunt has already paid for the food and clothing for these guys.
However, what Li Gongfu didn't know was that little Annie was not very familiar with these people, and they had only known each other for only a few days, and the other party had also used magic to fly directly from the Western Regions, which was not the same as he imagined. Things seem a little different?
"Move? I think the place is pretty good now. It's so lively and lively. Don't you need to move again?"
Now that the Chinese New Year is coming, Xu Jiaorong thinks it’s great to have these people by her side! Although some of them were lazy, and some of them looked very fierce, she liked the three little girls who were said to be in a master-disciple relationship. What a bad guy.
"If we don't move out soon, they will make me, Mr. Li, poor!"
"..."
"Nonsense, don't think I don't know. Little Annie gave you a lot of gold. Tell me, where did you hide it?!"
"!!"
"Hey, hey! Don't worry, there are outsiders watching!"
Seeing that his mother-in-law was planning to do something, Li Gongfu quickly hid aside.
"snort!"
"Now I think it's pretty good. It's not like we can't fit in our house. There are still many empty houses. It would be good to have more people."
Anyway, Xu Jiaorong is very satisfied with the lively home now, and this is the only way it can be considered a home! As usual, she was the only one in such a big house with three entrances, and she was alone at home. She even didn't dare to go out to go to the toilet when she was home alone at night. That feeling, not to mention how intrusive it was!
Although she now has a little one, she has already resented him because he runs out every now and then and is nowhere to be found during the day! Wouldn't it be better for a little girl to stay at home and learn some crafts, chess, calligraphy and painting, etc., so that she can help her husband and raise her children in the future?
"They are not ordinary people! Didn't you see, they all have dicks in their hands!"
"The one named Zixia is indeed very beautiful and has a fairy aura. She seems to be a good person! But her two apprentices are not simple people! They have a fierce and murderous aura. Every move is so tight that even I’m scared when I look at it!!”
"As for those two men, let's not talk about them. They are definitely either robbers or thieves!"
"As for those two thieving monks... forget it, let's not talk about them! Fortunately, they dare to say something like 'wine and meat have passed through the intestines, the Buddha is sitting in the heart', and they are not afraid of being blamed by the Buddha?!"
Who is Li Gongfu? He is the chief arrester in charge of public security and anti-theft in Qiantang County. What kind of people and things have he not seen before? Therefore, he didn't need to check, he could figure out the details of these people with just his own eyes!
Of course, it doesn't matter who the other party is. Anyway, just know that they are from the Western Regions. Even if they are strongmen, as long as they don't cause trouble in the city, they in Qiantang County will not take any more care!
"Are they as outrageous as you said? I think they are all very nice, they are all real people!"
"Oh! It would be better if my brother Hanwen could also be at home. It's almost the Chinese New Year. I wonder how he is doing in Suzhou?"
As she talked, Xu Jiaorong couldn't help but think of her younger brother Xu Xian and Xu Hanwen who was sent to Suzhou for three years because of being implicated by the vixen.
Now that the New Year is approaching, I don’t know where the other party will celebrate the New Year. If he doesn’t have enough food and clothing, will he be bullied by the prison guards?
"Don't worry, he is now working as a medicine doctor at Jiren Hall in Suzhou, and my brother is taking care of him. His life is very good and he cannot afford to suffer!!"
Seeing his mother-in-law bringing up his brother-in-law who had just been sent to Suzhou for a few days, Li Gongfu's head felt a little big!
In his opinion, Li Gongfu, that Xu Xian asked for it!
It was not a good idea for that guy to find someone to be his mother-in-law, but he chose a Baifu with unknown origins, and almost lost his head because of the implication. He was so obsessed with lust that he lost his soul. He should have lived in Suzhou for a few years. Damn it, otherwise, that guy really thinks this world is that simple?
"I wonder if Hanwen is short of clothes now, and can he have a good meal during the Chinese New Year?"
Looking at the work she was doing as a female worker, Xu Jiaorong couldn't help but worry about her younger brother!
Originally, when she heard that the other party was getting married, she was happy for a little while, but who would have thought that Bai Suzhen was not a good girl, and she was so tired that her brother almost died...
"Okay, okay!"
"If you want to go, I'll accompany you to Suzhou after the Chinese New Year. What's the point?"
Now that Li Gongfu is rich, it would be great if he can find a comfortable carriage and the whole family can travel leisurely all the way to Suzhou!
Or, they can charter a large ship directly from Hangzhou to Suzhou via the canal. In that case, it will probably be more comfortable, convenient and faster?
"Do you keep your word?"
Xu Jiaorong's eyes lit up when she heard that her husband actually agreed to take her to Suzhou.
“…..”
“Count it, count it!!”
Seeing that his mother-in-law had such an expression, Li Gongfu felt a little annoyed, so he could only reluctantly comply.
"!!"
"Zhu Bajie! What do you want to do when you come in with me?!"
When Xu Jiaorong and Li Gongfu were whispering on the side, suddenly, a woman's sharp voice attracted almost everyone in the hall.
It turned out that it was Chun Sanniang who was holding a baby, and the fat Zhu Bajie who was following behind her? Of course, since 'Zhu' and 'Pig' are homophonic, Li Gongfu and his wife always thought that the other person's surname was Zhu.
"Of course he is the master who protects my family..."
Zhu Bajie said matter-of-factly that he was really afraid that this goblin would eat their master in one bite. After all, he kept shouting about "eating one bite will make you immortal" all day long, so he had to be careful.
"!!"
"I'm going to breastfeed my son, get out of here right now!!"
Before entering the side hall, Chun Sansanniang gave a warning with a frosty face before slamming the wooden door shut.
"Oh..."
Well, now, Zhu Bajie, who had offended his master, could only run away with his head in his arms, walking back to his position in embarrassment and embarrassment under the mocking eyes of everyone.
"Jingjing! What do you think of me taking the No. 1 exam? Then, you can become the No. 1 scholar's wife then?"
Zhizunbao began to make plans for his life in the Song Dynasty again. After thinking about it, he finally felt that it would be better to be an official and make money faster?
Isn't there a saying that says very well: "Three years to become a magistrate, one hundred thousand snowflakes of silver." Being an official is a shortcut to getting rich, much faster than doing business or farming!
"It's just you, you still want to take the top prize?"
"Ha! I advise you to be your bandit leader! Or, you should find a way to regain your own power as soon as possible and become your Monkey King, the Monkey King!"
Bai Jingjing laughed with some disdain.
For this dead monkey, she felt that the bandit leader or the real monkey was more suitable for him. The number one scholar or something was really not suitable.
"What bandits and Monkey King are you talking about?"
Li Gongfu, who was a little far away, couldn't hear clearly just now, but he still heard two key words, and when he was confused, he asked.
"It's nothing, it's just that this guy wants to take the first prize!"
After Bai Jingjing glanced at a certain dead monkey, she smiled and walked with her master to the room where her senior sister was just now.
"But when I talk about taking the No. 1 exam, I think of my brother-in-law Xu Xian again. That guy took the exam so many times and couldn't even pass the explanation test, let alone the provincial exam. It's really a waste of reading so much. book of!"
"Brother, if you really want to take the exam, I can nominate you then!"
Li Gongfu patted his chest magnanimously. As long as the other party has real talents and learning, he would provide a little convenience to the other party for his own convenience. Maybe there will be a time when he will ask for help from the other party in the future?
"Thank you so much, Brother Li!"
Unexpectedly, his idea could be agreed with by others. Zhizunbao quickly stood up and saluted the official.
"But... Brother Zhizunbao, I think you seem to have martial arts skills?"
In fact, Li Gongfu had wanted to ask about this matter for a long time, but he never had the chance! And now, since the atmosphere was so good, he naturally looked for an opportunity to ask such a question.
"Yes!"
"Over there in the Western Region, I am the leader of the Ax Gang, and the man who takes care of the child is our second in command!"
At this time, after they chatted for a while, the three women in the room came out again, and the man he pointed at took the child from Haru Sansanniang's hands, and still shook his head and coaxed her.
"The Ax Gang? The second in charge?"
"Why does this sound like a bandit?"
Whether it was that kind of gang or the second-in-command and the first-in-command, it all made Li Gongfu feel like they were a group of bandits or bandits, or a strongman who fell into a trap?
"Hmph! They are just bandits and robbers. Do you think there are any good people in the Western Region?"
Chun Sanniang has the most say in this matter!
Remember, in order to find the reincarnation of Monkey Sun and Tang Seng, who had three moles on his lower body, she spent a lot of time in the Ax Gang, so she naturally knew what kind of people those guys were.
"Well……"
"Yes! However, I seem to have heard that there are many monsters and monsters in the Western Region, aren't you afraid?"
Li Gongfu knew that there were gods, ghosts and so on in this world. In fact, they even saw with their own eyes a while ago that Ku Yin flew away without any reason, even the Ku God he invited was useless!
"Of course I'm not afraid!"
"Captain Li, let me tell you, this Supreme Treasure is actually a monkey demon, that fat man is a pig demon, that bald monk is a river demon, I am a white-bone demon, and my senior sister is a thousand-year-old spider demon. None of us are What a good man!”
Being extremely bored, Bai Jingjing playfully revealed all the details about everyone! Of course, she didn't dare to talk nonsense about their master being a god who secretly descended from heaven to earth.
"Haha! You guys are really good at joking! Then who is your master, Zixia?"
A group of monsters and monsters ran into his home. Li Gongfu didn't believe it at first. Naturally, he somewhat believed what the other party said about the robbers just now.
"Our master..."
"She is the fairy in front of the Buddha's throne, and she is also our master Pansi Daxian. She is a real fairy. How about it? What do you think now?"
"Even that little baby is the twelfth reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, a disciple of Buddha. Isn't it amazing?"
Bai Jingjing revealed everything again, causing many angry or dissatisfied eyes to fall on her.
"..."
"Okay, you guys are really good at joking. I'm going to have a drink now. Which one of you wants to come?"
Li Gongfu didn't want to talk nonsense with these guys, so he stood up from his seat and planned to go to the back garden to have a few drinks and rest for the whole day.
"I!"
"And I!!"
Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing raised their hands almost at the same time, and then followed each other in the direction of the back garden.
"These two brothers, I think it's not a problem for you to be idle all day long. How about I find you a job in the squad room?"
People can't be too idle, otherwise they will cause trouble, so Li Gongfu feels it is necessary to find a job for these guys so that they will not be idle all day?
"But……"
"We don't know anything except eating, drinking, and getting stronger."
For Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing, they are good at following their senior brother, cheering, subduing demons and beating minions, but they really can't count on them too much for other things.
"You have great strength. Can I ask you some other time?"
In this day and age, being strong is very important. No matter what you do, as long as you work hard, your life will definitely not be too bad.
"..."
"Forget it, now we sleep when we are full and eat when we wake up hungry. This life is so comfortable..."
"..."
"What's the difference between that and a pig?!"
"I am a pig to begin with, Junior Brother Sha, are you right?"
"Yes, my second senior brother is a pig!"
"..."
Well, Li Gongfu felt that it was better to go to a bar and there was no need to talk too much to these two unscrupulous guys.
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