"Master, what are you..."
"I remember you said that you can continue to rest at home these days? Why now you are..."
Xu Jiaorong was in the hall of her home, busy doing work for a little girl. She planned to get a set of Song Dynasty undergarments for her as soon as possible today, but she couldn't let that little guy continue to show off in fancy clothes. .
However, before she was halfway done, she saw that he, who was supposed to be in the backyard garden talking to a policeman who had just run over for unknown reasons, was now wearing the clothes and waist of a headhunter. He was carrying a simple knife, and he looked like he was about to go out?
"Ahem! Don't mention it!"
"Little Liuzi just came to tell me that someone is making trouble in the city and refuses to pay for food, so I must go there as soon as possible to check the situation! You are just sitting at home. You must watch the little guy closely after he gets up. Come on, don’t let her run around all day again, I don’t want to have to call a hundred and eighty brothers to find her alone in the middle of the night!!”
Li Gongfu, who looked a little depressed and obviously lacked sleep, only stayed in the hall for a short while, and after giving instructions, he turned around and walked quickly outside.
"Hey! Just wait, I'll give it to you!"
However, before Xu Jiaorong could finish speaking, the other party had already disappeared into the corridor. She could only shake her head, quickly put down her sewing, and chased him out step by step.
"Really!"
"What are you doing here? I will close the door myself. How could a bad guy break in in broad daylight?"
When he felt his own mother-in-law chasing after him, Li Gongfu and Li Datou muttered impatiently.
Originally, Li Gongfu could continue to rest and not be on duty today, but unexpectedly, one of his brothers just came to report that there was a group of weirdos who made trouble in the Yuelai Hotel without paying after eating and drinking, and he needed to go there. trip and think about how to deal with it?
Therefore, he, who should have been exempted from being on duty, had to change into his official uniform, carrying a simple knife in his waist, and prepared to personally call other people in the arresting room to go to the Yuelai Wine Shop in the west of the city. Let’s go and see what extraordinary thing happened over there?
Logically speaking, such small matters as not paying for meals are generally not worthy of his personal attention. He can just let the waiters and clerks in the wine shop beat them up with sticks, or ask them to twist those people directly to the restaurant. That’s it for the government and county offices!
At that time, even if Magistrate Yang doesn't want to take care of such trivial matters, there will be someone dedicated to take care of it. There is no need to let him, Li Da, who is not on duty during the break, take the lead.
However, Xiao Liuzi, who came to report the news, said that the force level of the group seemed to be a bit high. Not only the clerks and waiters did not dare to take action, but even the few patrol officers who went to check were hesitant. ?
Because, that group of people looks very difficult to mess with, and several of them have long swords, axes, axes and other weapons in their hands. When the other party is not very cooperative, they have no good solution? Therefore, after the two sides reached a stalemate, they called for support and found more agents and squad members, and naturally reported to Li Gongfu's home.
If he doesn't deal with it quickly now, once the matter really gets bigger or reaches the ears of Magistrate Yang, then he, Li Gongfu, the head catcher in charge of anti-theft and public security, will be in trouble!
When the time comes, it will be considered a light punishment for him to be reprimanded!
Therefore, there was always a lot of reluctance and helplessness in his heart, so he could only bite the bullet, gritted his teeth and prepared to rush to the west of the city to deal with those guys who dared to eat the Overlord's meal and refused to obey the government's discipline! Maybe by then, as long as they use force, catch them, beat them up, and put them in a cell, those people will be honest, right?
"Okay, okay, don't ask, I don't know yet, just lock the door and go back!"
Feeling upset, Li Gongfu opened the door and walked out. He waved to the verbose woman who followed him out without looking back.
However, he didn't take a few steps before he suddenly stood still, and then turned around again in shock to look at the big wooden door of his home.
"!!"
"Where's my doorkeeper? Who's so heartless that he dares to sneak in and act like a monster outside the gate of my Gongfu Li's house?!"
Li Gongfu was angry! !
He was originally in a bad mood when he had to be called on duty while he was resting. But now, someone actually came to Li Gongfu's house to cause trouble, and posted two signs of his house outside the gate. The door god was replaced by two pieces of blank paper?
"What are you yelling about? It's so early in the morning, it's a joke for outsiders to see!!"
Xu Jiaorong, who was about to lock the door just now, quickly opened the two wooden doors again, and looked at her husband Li Gongfu who was snoring outside the door with some annoyance.
"look by youself!!"
Li Gongfu turned around and took a look at the neighbors. After finding no suspicious characters, he pointed to the gate and asked his wife to look at it.
"ah?"
"What the hell is going on here?!"
Xu Jiaorong was also dumbfounded. She had never thought that the door god that was affixed to the door would actually be removed. Not only was it removed, but two pieces of white paper were also posted back?
If it's exposed, it's exposed, but what's the point of getting two pieces of white paper back?
"Don't let me find out who did it, or else..."
After glaring fiercely at the seven aunts and uncles who were pointing outside, Li Gongfu cursed in a low voice through gritted teeth.
"okay!"
"Stop making noises so early in the morning. The Chinese New Year is coming soon anyway. When the time comes, we can just invite two new ones to be posted up. They are not worth the money!!"
Sighing softly, although she didn't know who did such a thing, Xu Jiaorong still gently stepped forward and tore off the two yellowed white papers from the door of her house.
She had seen a lot of stealing gold, silver and things, and had heard a lot from her official Li Gongfu, but like now, stealing two door gods and replacing them with two blank old pieces of paper, she It’s the first time I’ve seen it! You know, the portraits of a pair of door gods are not worth much. Three or two copper coins are enough, which is just paper money. The portrait above is not from the hands of any famous artist, it is just a visit to the City God's Temple in the city. They are just statues of gods that were brought back for a few bucks. What’s the use of stealing them?
"That's it, I'll go on business first!"
"If anything happens, wait until I come back first. I'm leaving!!"
Seeing that his mother-in-law wanted to say something, Li Gongfu, who was in a bad mood, waved his hand in anger and turned around to leave.
"Hey! It's really..."
Looking at the blank piece of old paper in her hand, Xu Jiaorong also shook her head and slowly closed the door to her home.
"..."
o(__)ozzZZ…
It's a pity that one of the instigators is still sleeping in, otherwise, she will definitely jump out and say: In fact, there is no outsider who is acting as a monster at all, but the two door gods want to capture her and take her to that heaven, so she took action to banish her. The other party, and erased those two portraits so that the other party could not use them as a catalyst to come here?
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On the third floor of the Yuelai Restaurant in Qiantang County, a waiter was talking arrogantly with a group of chefs, laborers and many policemen in public uniforms holding sticks and kitchen knives, and they tightly surrounded the third floor of the restaurant. At this table upstairs, they were staring at each other in a tense manner, as if they were about to start a fight if they disagreed.
"You people are so ignorant, I advise you to give money quickly, otherwise, you will have a good time later!!"
You have to pay to eat, so the waiter didn't think there was anything wrong with what he did. He just threatened these strangers viciously.
If it weren't for the fact that there were big weapons like swords, axes and Zen staffs on the other side's table, which made it difficult for them to handle the kitchen knives and wooden sticks in their hands, and if the surrounding police officers were also a little wary, they would have swarmed over them long ago. !
"Hmph! Didn't I just eat some of your food? Why are you so aggressive like this?"
"At worst, we will just return it to you in the future. If you dare to be nagging again, be careful I won't be polite to you!!"
A beautiful young woman who was holding a little baby and coaxing her in a low voice spoke at this time.
Her eyes flashed with a bloody and cruel dangerous light. If these ordinary people dared to talk to her like this in other places or other times, she would have drawn her sword and struck them all with one blow. Kill them all and send them to reincarnation!
Do these idiots really think that she is someone to be trifled with?
Even the guys in front of me didn't go to the Western Regions to find out how the Spring Thirty Niang's nickname of 'Jade Faced Peach Blossom' came from? In the past, or if she had come here alone, without their master Zixia Fairy present, she would have unsheathed her sword and killed them all and left.
As the saying goes: when the peach blossoms are gone, not a blade of grass will grow, when the money falls, the head will not be saved!
These words are not for nothing. With these few words, she was able to scare the Ax Gang's gang of murderous and swindling bandits into kneeling down and surrendering. Wasn't it her strong strength and decisive cold-blooded character?
Besides, Chun Sanniang was originally a thousand-year-old spider spirit. She was originally a cold-blooded animal and she didn't care about the life and death of these mortals!
"My wife is right, I will just pay you back in the future!"
The second master also said something with a sinister look in his eyes.
These junior chefs in front of me, let alone the three masters and apprentices from Pansidong, if they fight together, I'm afraid they won't even be able to defeat him, the second master of the Ax Gang!
"..."
Why!
Fairy Zixia looked at the chaos in front of her and covered her head with a headache.
That's right, the people here who are being besieged by the waiters and others are Zixia Fairy, Bai Jingjing, Chun Sanniang mother and son, Zhizunbao, the second boss, Zhu Bajie who turned into a fat man, and Sha Wujing was still dressed as a bald, meat-and-wine monk.
After they used magic to fly to Qiantang County in the Song Dynasty, they came to this wine shop to eat and drink as a matter of course when they were hungry. Then the problem came. After they had eaten and drank enough, they discovered an embarrassing thing. Yes, everyone’s money together is not enough?
"you you……."
"You're talking lightly! There are so many of you, we have eaten several tables of food and wine, and the price is dozens of taels of silver. How can you just leave such a huge sum of money?!"
Although I don’t know why the beautiful young lady holding the child looks so sinister and scary, but the waiter in the shop now relies on the large number of people on his side, so he will not be easily afraid of these weapons, and he is not even afraid of official duties. Human robber!
If the other party hadn't eaten so much and drank so much before, their shopkeeper would have gritted his teeth and just collected some and let him go... But now that these people had eaten and drank so much, they could only scrape together less than a few taels of silver. How could they be willing to give up?
"Elder brother, what should we do now?"
Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing approached the Supreme Treasure and asked uncertainly.
"Isn't it you?"
"Aren't you monks? Why do you eat so much when you are not averse to meat and wine?!"
It's okay if I don't say it, but I get angry when I mention this supreme treasure!
Everything that happened today was the result of this edible pig and Sha Wujing! They are obviously monks, but when they eat wine and meat, they are even more ruthless than the bandit leader. They don't look like Buddhist scripture seekers at all. They deserve the failure of their Buddhist scriptures five hundred years ago!
"Senior Brother, you can eat it, why can't we?"
"That's right! You are the senior brother. If you can eat it, then we must eat it too!!"
Those who have been monks for so many years and are fasting and vegetarian all day long have become pale! Fortunately, their master is dead now and has just been reincarnated. They have just started drinking milk. If they don't eat and drink more as soon as possible and wait for each other to grow up, they don't dare to think about what will happen!
As long as their master has not grown up, they are neither Buddhist monks nor monks. As long as they are not monks, they can drink wine and eat meat.
"Then tell me, what should we do now? Do you have money? If it doesn't work, you can just make it fake and fool them!"
As the bandit leader, Zhizunbao really has no bottom line at all when doing things. He planned to let the two of them use magic to turn into some fake gold and silver treasures to fool them, and then get out of here first.
"Isn't that bad?"
"How about taking out our master's purple golden bowl to pay the bill?"
Zhu Bajie came up with a solution that was not a solution. Although the cassock and Zen staff were more valuable, they definitely did not dare to take the pearls of gems on them, so they could only think of the purple gold bowl presented by the King of Tang Dynasty. .
"No, it's an antique from five hundred years ago, and it was a gift from the King of Tang Dynasty. It's worth a lot of money. How could you give these bastards a bargain?"
Five hundred years have passed, and the purple golden bowl will definitely be sold at a very high price. The Supreme Treasure directly rejected the fat pig's suggestion without even thinking about it.
"Then you can find your own way!"
Zhu Bajie was at a loss. They usually relied on alms for food, so how could they bring any money?
"..."
"Master, it seems that things are getting bigger and bigger..."
Bai Jingjing carefully approached their master who had been silent and whispered something, because she discovered that a large group of catchers had come to the third floor of the wine shop and crowded the place. .
"..."
Fairy Zixia didn't speak. As the boss of everyone here, she was thinking of a way.
"If that doesn't work, let's use magic to immobilize them and then just run away!"
Bai Jingjing began to encourage again, this is the territory of the Song Dynasty, and it is definitely not allowed to kill mortals casually, but... it is always possible to escape with magic, right?
"Wait a minute, they're here again."
Fairy Zixia is not planning to eat and run away, because they have already seen their own faces. If they run away or conjure up fake gold and silver to deceive each other, will they continue to make a living here in Qiantang in the future? ?
They plan to settle here, not to cause trouble! Although, they are starting to make trouble now, but this matter will eventually be solved.
"Get out of the way!"
"Tell me, what is going on?!"
Li Gongfu, with a dozen of his men, arrogantly pushed through the waiters and onlookers, and went directly to the innermost part of the encirclement.
Then, he first looked at the tense hotel side, and then at the men and women surrounding the table inside, before he frowned and asked.
"Captain Li, you're here! They don't pay for meals, and they want to beat people!!"
Seeing the county's chief police officer arriving with so many agents, the waiter became even more unscrupulous and directly accused those guys who wanted to eat the King's meal and filed a lawsuit.
"this……"
Li Gongfu glanced at each other. These men and women were bringing their families with them, and looking at their clothes, they didn't think they were poor people. How could they not give them money?
"How much did they eat of you?"
Li Gongfu, who did not understand the truth of the matter and was not in a hurry to comment, hesitated for a moment, then asked the waiter who came to him again.
"Not much, eighty-six taels plus half a pound of money!"
"And our shopkeeper said that as long as they take out the eighty-six taels, half of the big money will be free!"
In the opinion of the waiter, this is indeed very generous!
You know, half a copper coin is enough for a well-off family to eat and drink here in Qiantang County for a month or two! This is a huge concession on their part and nothing more will do.
"There are so many, don't you just want to rip people off when you see other people's faces?!"
Li Gongfu was really shocked when he heard the number reported by the other party!
Such a large amount of money is the salary of a head catcher like him for several years. How could he eat so much in one meal? If it was really what he thought, then Li Gongfu would not show off casually! Because looking at the situation now, the other party has guys in their hands, and they are not those who can be easily provoked!
"How can that be possible?"
"Although they have eaten several tables of our food, a few taels of silver is enough. But look, what kind of wine did they drink?!"
If he hadn't seen these people dressed like humans and dogs, he might not have brought them the best wine in the store! I originally thought it was a group of big patrons who came, but who would have thought that these people turned out to be wealthy people but wanted to withhold money even after they had eaten and drank enough?
"..."
Tsk!
What a bunch of ruthless people! !
Looking at the old wine jars on the table, Li Gongfu also took a breath of air.
It seems that what the waiter said is indeed correct. I'm afraid they really didn't rip off customers. Those wine jars that make you drool when you smell them are indeed the best Nürhong that has aged well! It's almost enough to say that it's "a fight of ten thousand wines", not to mention that these people ordered several jars in one breath?
"Everyone!"
"I am the chief catcher of Qiantang County. If you have money to pay the bill or have something as collateral, I can guarantee that you will leave and act as if nothing happened today!"
"Otherwise, you will have to go back to the Yamen with me?"
After looking at the temperament of the other party, he found that the other party did not look afraid at all, and seemed to be confident. Li Gongfu thought about it again and again, thinking that the other party was reliable, and finally decided to come out to smooth things over, so as to save both parties. The trouble continues to get out of hand.
If they really make a fuss and calculate it carefully, the amount of money for dozens of vehicles is indeed enough for these people to be sent to the frontier! After all, it is natural to pay back debts, not to mention that this wine shop has a backstage, how can these people escape?
"We have no money!"
"But I know a person who has money. How about you help us find her and let her pay the bill?"
At this time, Zhizunbao, the helper of the Ax Gang, saw that the official seemed to be relatively easy to talk to, so he immediately spoke to help the embarrassed Zixia Fairy.
"Yes, we are indeed here to find a friend..."
Fairy Zixia said something sarcastic.
They owed money for meals, but instead asked a little girl to clean up the mess for them and others. This was really a bit unspeakable.
"Oh! So you came to seek refuge with your relatives and friends?"
"That's easy! Who is his name, and where does he live in Qiantang? As long as you can tell me, I, Mr. Li, can have someone send the message to you right away!"
Hearing the beautiful fairy-like woman headed by the other party say this, Li Gongfu breathed a sigh of relief! As long as the other party knows someone in Qiantang County, it will be easy!
As long as you pay on time, the waiters here will never be too difficult.
"She is a little girl with blond hair and blue eyes. We only know that she lives in Qiantang. As for where she lives, we don't know..."
In fact, Fairy Zixia doesn't even know if the other party has returned here!
After driving away the Bull Demon King, the other party just said that he was going home, and then disappeared directly. As for whether it was here, she herself was a little uneasy.
"!!"
"Wait, who are you talking about? A little girl with blond hair and blue eyes?"
"Yes, her name seems to be Annie? We came here to look for her, but when we saw that the food here was good, we came to eat and drink some. Who knew they turned out to be a shady restaurant!"
"..."
"Girl, please don't talk nonsense! We are a century-old store, and we are honest and sincere!!"
"……."
The surrounding police officers and people with knowledge also turned their attention to Li Gongfu, because they knew who the little girl he was looking for was.
"Okay, don't talk anymore, everyone who has nothing to do with you should leave first!"
Li Gongfu, who was frowning, saw that these guys who did not look like foreigners turned out to be looking for the little girl Annie in his home. He hesitated a little, not sure whether he should believe them or not.
However, since the other party can tell the appearance and name of little Annie, does it really matter?
"..."
After looking at these people up and down for a while, Li Gongfu finally felt that he should ask clearly before speaking?
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O(╯□╰)o I have a cold and feel uncomfortable, so I won’t write anymore. Let’s just do six thousand today.
