At the Bear Shield headquarters on the far side of the moon, in a barracks bar at the Iron Bear base, Dr. Bruce Banner, Black Widow Natasha Romanoff and the newly arrived Valkyrie are gathering here. Drinking wine, chatting, and enjoying the peace and comfortable life on this side of the earth.
Compared with the previous Saka planet, they had to be busy training or dueling all day long, but here on Earth, except for the agents, the life of ordinary people is indeed quite peaceful.
This is already the second day since they returned to the lunar base. Director Nick Fury has granted an extra day of vacation for Team Coulson and others, so that when they leave the base to go on duty tomorrow, they can take Banner with them. , Thor returns to Earth along with a new Valkyrie.
Therefore, this is how these people got together to drink and chat in this bar when they had nothing to do.
"..."
I don’t know why, but Valkyrie always feels that she is getting together with Bruce Banner, and the black widow Natasha, who seems to be fighting with us, is very unpleasant! She always felt as if it was a toy that belonged to her, or something of hers had been snatched away by someone.
"Um...Banner, can I ask, who is the woman next to you...?"
After directly filling the glass and drinking a large glass of wine, Valkyrie, who had already developed a high immunity to alcohol, finally couldn't help but ask. She felt that after the Hulk turned into Bruce Banner, he seemed to have left her out in the cold. This was really unreasonable!
Although she had figured out the relationship between Bruce Banner and the Hulk before, she still had a vague urge to beat him up and make him turn into the Hulk again.
"Oh! Sorry, I forgot to introduce you!"
"This is Natasha Romanoff, one of the senior agents of our Earth Bear Shield Bureau and a member of the Avengers. At the same time, she is also my current girlfriend."
"Natasha...this is Ms. Valkyrie from Asgard. She is a very powerful warrior. During the time when I became the Hulk, the Hulk had a very close relationship with her. Be nice.”
Although it was indeed a bit embarrassing to talk about it, Banner still had the courage to introduce the two parties to each other.
He didn't know how to face this Valkyrie... because, as far as Bruce Banner was concerned, he was really not very familiar with this woman! However, if his and Hulk's identities were reversed, the situation would be exactly the opposite!
It was precisely because of this that he felt a little embarrassed and didn't know how to get along with her.
"Heh... you can actually just call me Valkyrie. I have nothing to do with Asgard anymore."
Valkyrie took a sip of wine as if mocking himself, then shook his head, raised his glass and drank a large drink.
Not even a day after arriving on the moon of Midgard, her only acquaintance Hulk was lost to someone else, so that she now has almost no one she can talk to. This matter... She was indeed quite surprised.
"Hello, Ms. Valkyrie!"
"I heard that you and Banner have known each other for almost two years, right? This universe is really wonderful... From the perspective of us earthlings, he has only been missing for less than a month!"
Natasha Romanoff raised the wine glass in her hand and saluted the woman opposite.
She was a little curious about the woman who appeared, but also vaguely hostile. Although she did have some additional reasons for getting in touch with Banner, she was always a little uncomfortable with other women appearing around Banner.
"Uh... Natasha, I want to correct you: this Valkyrie lady, strictly speaking, she should be Hulk's good friend. I really don't know her very well..."
This question is really hard for Banner to explain.
Because, he discovered a very serious phenomenon: from Hulk's memory, he actually vaguely felt that Hulk seemed to have some interest in this female drunkard, or had a very vague affection?
In this case, things seem to be getting a little troublesome... Hulk is Hulk, and Banner is Banner. The two people have different personalities and identities, but they share the same body.
puff! !
"Hahaha!!"
Someone finally broke the calm in the bar. Thor, the God of Thunder, who had been drinking sullenly on the other side, suddenly and inexplicably laughed loudly for some unknown reason.
Due to the things he had experienced in Asgard before, his original mood had never been very good and he had been very depressed... But now, he suddenly felt that it seemed to be a lot better and he could finally be happy. laughed.
"Hey! Uncle Hammer, what are you laughing at?"
Of course Annie is still hanging out in this base, and is still casually eating some of the free meals provided by the base. She just came back from an alien planet, and she is not in a hurry to go and play alone.
Then, when she saw Uncle Hammer next to him suddenly laughing for no reason, she looked over curiously and asked.
"Haha... No, it's nothing actually..."
"I just suddenly thought of an interesting thing: If a person has two identities, two different personalities, and two different girlfriends at the same time...will they fight? Or... When they have certain relationships with each other, will there be something very strange..."
Thor originally wanted to continue speaking, but unfortunately, his words were suddenly interrupted by the person next to him.
"Ahem! Thor, please pay attention to the occasion..."
At this time, Colson, who was still on vacation at the base, coughed loudly in time.
At the same time, Melinda on the other side quickly pulled little Annie to the seat on the other side, further away from some alien men who were feeling embarrassed.
"Okay... I'm sorry, I forgot there was a child here..."
Anyway, Thor never treated that little brat as an ordinary kid. That naughty kid had done much more big things than he, the God of Thunder!
"You should understand what I mean, so please believe me, Banner! You should pay attention to what I just said! Um... Okay, just treat me as if I didn't say anything!"
Looking at Bruce Banner, Black Widow Natasha and Valkyrie opposite him, all glaring at him, with a vague urge to take action, Thor thought about it, quickly closed his mouth, and continued to lower his head. Drinking alone.
"..."⊙(?◇?)?
Blinking, Anne looked at the interaction between Uncle Hammer and a few other people, and she couldn't understand it. She also didn't understand what those people said. Why did their reaction suddenly become so loud?
"Annie, don't pay attention to those hateful guys! By the way, did you encounter any trouble when you went to the alien planet this time?"
Melinda, who was eager to divert the little girl's attention, quickly asked about it.
Now Annie has successfully brought back the Hulk from their Bear Shield Bureau, and also brought back two more Asgardians. It is said that Annie saved them? In this way, the task should be considered to have been exceeded this time. Therefore, she also wanted to know more about what happened during the period. If possible, she could write a report on Anne's behalf?
"Trouble? I guess not..."
"I just had a fight with a nasty bad guy on a nasty planet, and then I went to Asgard to play for a while and watch other people fight. That's about it."
Biting the dessert spoon, Annie thought about it seriously. It seemed that she really didn't encounter any big trouble this time. Anyway, she had beaten to death and burned those guys who caused her trouble!
(…)
(It’s really nothing serious. It’s just that I accidentally killed Gao Tianzun, the earth emperor of Sakaar. Then I ran to the mainland of Asgard and watched the family ethics tragedy of Uncle Hammer’s family and the bloody internal strife over family property. That’s it! These things are really ordinary, and they are indeed no big deal. Anyway, Tibbers has long been used to these small things!)
"By the way, Annie! I have some very important information to tell you here, and I think you'd better be more careful these days!"
Listening to the little girl's legendary experience, Melinda couldn't help but sigh.
While they were still jumping around in this interstellar corner of the earth, little Annie began to travel around the universe. This kind of ability, let alone an ordinary child, probably no one from the Bear Shield Bureau or the whole world can compare with it, right?
After sighing inwardly, Melinda quickly talked about another thing that had been worrying her.
"You want me to be careful...who should I be careful of and why?"
Annie was eating her dessert pudding and asked Aunt Melinda carelessly.
She doesn't think she needs to be careful. It's already great that she doesn't provoke others. How can anyone dare to cause trouble for her casually? Could it be that those guys who were beaten on that small island last time haven't learned their lesson yet?
"Do you remember that Gamora?"
The alien mentioned this matter, so Melinda was the first to mention it.
"Gamora...who is Gamora? I don't seem to know her!"
Blinking in confusion, Anne thought about it for a while, and then asked innocently. She is very forgetful about things or people she doesn't care about! She has met so many people, how can she remember them all?
(…)
"It's one of the people we brought back to Ego Planet last time, the She-Hulk Gamora whose skin is all green!"
After being embarrassed for a while, Melinda thought about it and tried to describe it in a way that the little girl could recall as quickly as possible.
"Oh... So you said it was her... But she is just an alien, not the She-Hulk! That one over there is the Hulk!"
Refuting what Aunt Melinda said, Annie yelled and pointed directly at Bruce Banner in the distance.
As far as she knows, there is only one real Hulk, that stupid guy over there! The green-skinned one I met last time was just an ordinary alien, not the Hulk! Anne was very clear about this.
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Seeing the little girl sitting far away yelling and pointing at him, Bruce Banner felt a little confused. He didn't know why they wanted to involve him again when they were all fine.
"Okay, let's just think of her as just an alien..."
Melinda didn't want to dwell on whether the other party was She-Hulk or an alien, because it wasn't actually important.
"Annie, you have to be careful!"
"That Gamora, before she left, she gave us a warning: It seems... there seems to be an alien guy named Thanos. He is actually collecting those infinite stones, and he will definitely come to rob you. Those other stones! She asked us to tell you that you'd better be more vigilant!"
Melinda now somewhat understands why Thor said that those Infinity Stones were a big trouble after the Battle of New York two years ago!
Now it seems that this is indeed true!
If what Gamora said is true, then there will definitely be new alien forces coming to Earth in the near future, and the Bear Shield Bureau must prepare for this in advance!
"Oh...someone wants to steal my stone again...then let them do whatever they want!"
Anyway, Anne has created a lot of infinite stones herself, and most people will definitely not be able to recognize them if they haven't used them before! If those aliens really wanted it, maybe she would give some to them for free when she was in a good mood?
Generally speaking, these are just small things, so she doesn't need to be on guard all day long!
"..."
Melinda opened her mouth, but finally stopped talking.
She didn't understand. This matter must be very serious, right? But why did little Annie have such an attitude and not make any necessary plans or preparations? At least, you should show that you have already remembered it, right?
"By the way, Annie, do you have any plans recently?"
At this time, Coulson suddenly came over and asked the little girl in front of him who still carelessly ignored the aliens who wanted to take advantage of her gems.
"Not yet...but I might be very busy tomorrow!"
Anne, who originally wanted to say that she was fine, suddenly changed her tone and forced herself to find an excuse because she thought of something.
"I said, Uncle Colson... don't just ask me to help you all day long! He's obviously still a child! Besides, you are all adults. Don't just ask me to help you with simple things all day long. thing!"
Annie is a little angry. She has almost no time to play by herself now!
These bad guys just want to work by themselves all day long? She couldn't let them get into the habit of looking for Annie when something happened, she didn't have that much time!
"Uh...Annie, don't be nervous. I'm just asking casually. There's nothing I want you to help with right now..."
Colson also smiled helplessly. He really just asked casually, but he didn't expect her reaction to be so big.
From this point of view, there may indeed be a lot of things that have troubled her recently, which is almost causing a psychological shadow... Think about it, children are at an age that should be playful, and during this period, they are nothing but trouble. I just came to her several times because I had a lot of things to do.
However, Colson felt that compared to other primary school students who not only had to go to school but also did homework, Annie was still a little too leisurely! It would be good for her to do more things.
"It would be best if I didn't!"
"Let me tell you, I've been very busy recently! If there's nothing important, don't come to me! It's best... don't come to me if there's something important!"
While eating her pudding quickly, Annie was thinking of countermeasures.
She thought it was best to stay away from these people and go play alone! Otherwise, if you hang out in front of their eyes all day long, they will definitely want to come to you as soon as possible when something happens!
"Annie, if you count the time, it seems that it has been quite a while since you came back to Earth. You have been away from home for such a long time... If you don't come back, won't your parents be worried?"
A child has been away from home for so long. If it were Melinda's own daughter, she would have been looking for her all over the world! Therefore, she was really worried about Annie's parents. Maybe those two poor guys were in a hurry.
"My father is a bad guy! So is Amorin's mother! I don't want to go back so soon!"
"Furthermore, you may not know that the time rules and flow rates in the world of Valoran are different from those in this universe! If I go back now, maybe less than half a day has passed since my home! So, I don't want to go back so early , and let them laugh at me!"
Just thinking about it, Anne knew that this was very possible!
When she thinks of herself, if she goes back now, her mother Amoline will definitely point at her nose and say: Look! Our baby girl, little Annie, couldn't help but come back and cry after only half a day at home!
This thing must be like that!
Anne said that she had seen clearly the true colors of those two unscrupulous parents! She absolutely couldn't do what she did last time, just stay away from home for an afternoon, then go back in despair and cry and make them laugh!
At least... no matter what, you have to leave home for a day or two to let them worry a little, and then go back and see their pitiful appearance? That’s right, that’s how it should be!
"..."
"..."
Coulson looked at Melinda speechlessly, then shrugged.
They don't quite understand these times, or the world of planes, etc... However, since little Annie has said this, it must be like this, and there is no need for them to worry or ask any more.
"And one more thing!"
"Annie, for the group of people we captured last time, the director and the people behind them have almost reached negotiations! They are expected to be released in a while, but now there is a question: How can they restore their abilities? ?"
Coulson couldn't help but gloat when he thought of the poor Fantastic Four and the nine mutant X-Men.
If he had his original intention, it would be great if the Bear Shield Bureau could be released after receiving the benefits and benefits from the guys behind them. Regarding recovery ability, it would be better not to do it! But, since the director asked about it, he could only mention it to Anne.
"No way!"
"Those mutants are all hopeless! Only the mage, if he can learn again, it seems he can still..."
Anyway, those mutants are useless. Annie thinks, maybe, they can try using the Inhumans' Terrigen crystal? By then, if you're not dead, you might have new abilities?
In comparison, the mage who turned his head was relatively simple! After all, the other party has been learning spells for more than two years. Although the magic power is gone now, the knowledge cannot be taken away! So, if that apprentice studies for another two years, maybe he can come out and continue dancing?
So, this is the difference between a master and a mutant freak! The Master has magic in his head. If his magic power is gone, sooner or later he can practice it again. But what will the mutants do if their mutant ability is gone?
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