"Ouch... my neck is a little sore." Lin Muxue touched the back of her neck and said rather uncomfortably.
Upon hearing this, Lu Feng quickly said: "Miss Lin, how about I come and give you a massage?"
Lin Muxue turned to look at him, but did not refuse, and then walked straight to the sofa.
"How?"
"Lie down and let me give you a full body massage!"
"Okay, these days of running around have made me exhausted." Lin Muxue said, lying down on the sofa.
Lu Feng immediately walked over, chose a good location, and began to provide one-stop health care to Lin Muxue.
Lin Muxue's whole body relaxed immediately, she closed her eyes and said with full enjoyment: "With your skills, you really should open a massage parlor."
"Today's massage parlors are selling dog meat over sheep's heads." Lu Feng smiled.
"Oh, have you been there?"
Lu Feng immediately replied righteously: "I haven't been there, but if I haven't eaten pork, it doesn't mean I haven't seen pigs running, right?"
A meaningful smile appeared on the corner of Lin Muxue's mouth: "Then again, for a person as capable as you to be a masseur, it is indeed a bit humiliating."
As soon as she finished speaking, she couldn't help but cry out in pain: "It hurts, it hurts, please be gentle!"
"Ms. Lin, your lumbar muscles are strained, and I haven't even exerted much force."
"Can I avoid straining my lumbar muscles? I either ride in a car or on a plane every day. I feel like I'm about to get hemorrhoids." Lin Muxue said bluntly.
"It seems that being a star is quite tiring." Lu Feng said.
"No way, I have to pay a price to eat this bowl of rice. Compared with those working nine to five, my life is still much better." Lin Muxue said.
Lu Feng asked: "I am good at treating hemorrhoids. Do you want me to show you?"
Lin Muxue suspected that he was not interested in drinking, so she sneered: "I just said that I was about to get it, but I didn't say that I got it!"
"Uh... I'm happy for nothing." Lu Feng muttered.
Lin Muxue didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and suddenly asked: "Haven't you seen it before?"
"I was too timid at the time to look carefully."
"According to you, you are getting bolder now?"
"It's indeed a lot bigger!" Lu Feng increased his strength, causing Lin Muxue to frown and whisper: "Tap it, tap it!"
"Ms. Lin, it seems your kidneys are not in good condition either." Lu Feng said seriously.
“My kidney is in my butt?”
"The acupuncture points are connected!"
"real or fake!"
"I am a doctor, please believe in my expertise!" Lu Feng said confidently.
"How to maintain it?" Lin Muxue asked.
"This can be said to be simple or complex. The specific situation must be analyzed in detail." Lu Feng said nonsense.
At this moment.
Lin Lan came down from upstairs after taking a shower. When he saw the scene in the living room, he immediately walked back: "Sorry to bother you!"
Lin Muxue turned her head: "We didn't do anything, why are you panicking?"
Lin Lan paused and said with an embarrassed look on his face: "I can't disturb such a beautiful time."
"Stop talking so much, Doctor Lu is giving me a massage."
"Sister, you don't need to explain, I'm an adult and I already know it!" Lin Lan said quickly.
Listening to the tone of his voice, Lin Muxue knew that he had misunderstood.
However, she didn't bother to explain, turned around, and continued to lie down.
Lin Lan was just about to go upstairs, but suddenly turned around: "Sister and brother-in-law, I'm going out to buy a pack of cigarettes. I'll be back in about three hours. You can do whatever you want."
After saying this.
This guy was wearing slippers and ran away in a hurry.
"This kid is not in shape. It seems that the transformation is not enough." Lin Muxue said.
The closed door opened again.
Lin Lan left and returned, smiling and saying, "I forgot to pick up the car keys. The nearest supermarket is more than ten kilometers away from us."
He took the car keys and went out again.
Listening to the footsteps receding, it seemed that they were far away this time.
"Ms. Lin, your brother won't say anything nonsense to your family, right?" Lu Feng asked.
Mention this.
Lin Muxue took it for granted for a moment, and said as if waking up from a dream: "If you don't tell me, I really haven't thought about it. If he tells my mother about this, there will probably be an uproar in the family."
"Then don't chase him back. Your brother is a typical big mouth and can't hide secrets." Lu Feng reminded.
Lin Muxue was about to get up, but suddenly stopped: "Forget it, let him go, talk about it or not."
"Ah, isn't this not good?"
"My family is always urging me to get married. I am worried that I have no excuse. But if he said it, it would save me a lot of trouble." Lin Muxue said.
"If the media finds out, the consequences will be serious!"
"It doesn't matter. Things in the entertainment industry are true or false. There are not 10,000 rumors about me, but 9,999." Lin Muxue didn't care.
With her words.
Lu Feng suddenly felt relieved.
He was afraid that the city gate would catch fire and harm the fish in the pond.
After all, these sisters are international queens with extraordinary influence. The fame of saving a plane ten times is probably not as high as falling in love with her once.
Adhering to the principle that people are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong, he doesn't want to be exposed online...
——
I have to admire Lu Feng's intuition.
After Lin Lan drove out, he didn't go to see his former good friend to hang out. Instead, he called home.
"Mom, I have a great news to tell you!"
"You haven't called me for so long, and you came up to announce the good news. Why do I feel like something is going to happen?" Mother Lin said.
Lin Lan said plausibly: "Mom, I am different from the past. I have corrected my evil ways and become a down-to-earth, upright man!"
"Tell me, how much money do you want?" Mother Lin asked bluntly.
"I don't want money!"
"How many times have you called in a year? When did you call not to ask for money? Stop pretending! Just tell me the amount." Mother Lin said, she knew her son's character very well.
"My sister is in love!" Lin Lan shouted.
"Let's just fall in love. It's nothing...ah!" The first half of the sentence was quite calm. After coming back to her senses, Mother Lin shouted: "Tell me again, what happened to your sister?"
"My sister is in love!" Lin Lan reiterated.
"Isn't it just speculation about CP again?" Mother Lin asked.
Lin Lan said enthusiastically: "This time it is definitely true. I have already met my brother-in-law. He is a talented person, handsome and good-looking. The main thing is that he is also very capable. He is definitely the best person I have ever seen in my life." The most powerful person! If I were a woman, I would want to marry him."
At this time, Lin Lan suddenly became Lu Feng's fanboy.
The feeling of adoration is like a surging river, endless!
There was silence on the other end of the phone for a while, and then Mother Lin asked, "What do boys do?"
