"Forget it, I'm listening."
Ye Wenwen crossed his arms and took a posture.
He glanced at Lu Feng sideways.
Lu Feng moistened his throat and looked at Ye Wenwen's hot and powerful figure, his eyes couldn't help but shine.
Lu Feng didn't move for a long time.
Ye Wenwen urged impatiently.
"Why don't you count?"
Lu Feng leaned on his chin with his hand and said with evasive eyes: "Officer Ye, I need to do some other steps before I tell my fortune."
"What steps?" Ye Wenrou asked.
"I need to touch a certain part of the fortune teller to know her past." Lu Feng said seriously, his acting skills becoming more and more superb.
Hear the words.
Ye Wenwen didn't think it was that strange, so he immediately stretched out his hand: "Touch it."
Lu Feng looked at her hand and remained silent, with no intention of reaching out to hold it.
"I gave it to you, why don't you touch it?"
"Officer Ye, you can't tell by touching your hands."
"Then what do you want to touch?"
"You have to touch... your butt." Lu Feng said hesitantly with a sinister look on his face.
As soon as these words came out.
Ye Wenrou's expression suddenly changed, and she stared at Lu Feng with wide eyes. A bone-chilling chill instantly appeared on her pretty face.
"Officer Ye, if you feel embarrassed, it's better not to forget it." Lu Feng laughed twice and said timidly.
He didn't even dare to look at her with a straight eye.
Who knows.
But Ye Wenrou yelled: "Forget it!"
And, gritting his teeth, he said: "I'll touch it for you. If you're not sure, see if I can beat you to death."
The words fell.
Ye Wenrou turned sideways, exposing half of her buttocks.
In her opinion.
Lu Feng wanted to use this rogue method to force himself to retreat.
but.
This method may be effective in dealing with some ignorant young girls.
But Ye Wenrou has to deal with her.
That's just a piece of cake, just a small skill.
Amidst mountains of swords, seas of fire, and hail of bullets, she moves forward bravely and never flinches.
Now.
It's just a touch on the butt, it's not a big deal. Even if you feel resentful, just treat it as a dog bite.
"Really touching?"
Lu Feng said with twitching brows.
this moment.
He regretted blurting out those words.
Other girls’ butts, that’s their butts.
But her butt was like a tiger's butt. If she touched it, she would definitely be in trouble.
"What nonsense are you talking about? Hurry up and touch it, and let me calculate it after you touch it. If you can't calculate a word correctly, look at my fists as big as sandbags. You will be the winner if I can shake them!"
Ye Wenwen raised his pink fist and threatened fiercely.
"Officer Ye, let's touch somewhere else..." Lu Feng was afraid and gave up.
But.
Ye Wenwen didn't give him this chance, and said coldly.
"Don't! If you are not sure and make excuses, saying that I don't let you touch your butt, you can touch it now."
Lu Feng trembled all over, half of his three souls and six souls were scared away.
They all said they wouldn’t touch it anymore.
It is actually being pushed away from the shelves, what kind of thing is this? !
last of the last.
Lu Feng still obeyed Ye Wenrou's instructions and touched her butt as he wished.
He didn't dare to touch it again, so he just rubbed it lightly.
To be honest.
He didn't even feel the fart, but the thick jeans made his hands hurt.
"Touch, why don't you move?"
"I've already touched it..." Lu Feng said cautiously.
"Damn, I haven't had dinner, I can't even feel it when I touch it." Ye Wenwen cursed loudly.
Lu Feng didn't dare to argue and shrank his neck angrily.
"Do you still want to touch it?"
"No, no, no." Lu Feng waved his hand quickly.
"Can that be forgotten?" Ye Wenrou asked.
Lu Feng nodded and said with a serious expression: "That's it!"
At this time.
Ye Wenrou changed her position from back to front. She looked up at Lu Feng, who was half a head taller than her.
He said in a condescending manner: "Tell me, I want to see what you have calculated."
Lu Feng pondered for a moment and then slowly spoke.
"Officer Ye, you are twenty-five years old, originally from Hushan, and graduated from the Central Police Academy..."
Listened for a while.
Ye Wenwen immediately interrupted Lu Feng and said with an unhappy expression, "Can you say something useful?"
"What I said is correct." Lu Feng said.
"Haha, you wanted to pursue me before. Of course you have done enough homework. Knowing this information on paper, isn't it easy?" Ye Wenwen sneered.
"Then what do you want to hear?" Lu Feng clicked his tongue.
"Listen to something unknown, such as my personal secrets!" Ye Wenrou said with a serious expression.
Lu Feng looked at Ye Wenwen, his pupils began to focus quickly.
"This is not good. There are some things that are embarrassing. If I say it out, we will both be embarrassed."
It would be better if Lu Feng didn't say that.
He said this.
Ye Wenwen immediately became excited, pointed at his nose and said, "Speak! I, Ye Wenwen, are upright and upright. I am worthy of heaven and earth in my conduct and deeds. There can be no shameful things."
Lu Feng scratched his head: "Okay, this is what you asked me to say."
"Stop being so verbose, if you keep nagging me, I'll beat them up!" Ye Wenrou cursed angrily.
"You wet the bed." When Lu Feng opened his mouth, it was like a thunderbolt.
Ye Wenrou disagreed: "Who hasn't wet the bed?"
"I wet the bed when I was little, but you are the eldest and still wet the bed." Lu Feng said plausibly.
"You fart!" Ye Wenwen shouted sharply.
but.
That fair face instantly turned red.
I don't know if I was stepped on or framed, so I became so angry.
Lu Feng said confidently.
"You wet the bed when it thunders, and you wet the bed when you have nightmares. You still pee now, and your dog won't sleep with you for fear that you will pee on it."
Ye Wenrou tried to stay calm, but a trace of panic flashed in his eyes.
This kind of thing.
Whether it's true or not.
It was impossible for her to admit it. She just heard her roaring: "Lu Feng, if you slander anyone again, I will blow your head off!"
Lu Feng immediately shut up and muttered in a low voice: "You asked me to say it..."
"I asked you to speak, but I didn't ask you to speak nonsense." Ye Wenwen glared and cursed.
"Whether I'm talking nonsense, someone knows it well..."
Ye Wenwen rolled up his sleeves and said with a cold look in his eyes: "You didn't calculate this correctly. It doesn't exist at all. Change it!"
Lu Feng said: "You have a birthmark on your butt! It's a plum blossom mark."
Ye Wenwen was startled, and quickly turned around to look back and found that her pants were well worn and not exposed.
"I don't have a birthmark, you made a mistake again, next one!"
Lu Feng rolled his eyes: "When you take a shower, you like to pee standing up..."
The words are not finished yet.
Ye Wenrou rushed over, kicked him to the ground, and punched and kicked him.
"Lu Feng, I'll ride on my horse and kill you!"
