Five p.m.
Lu Feng placed the big black dog in the livestock station and took the subway home.
These things happened today.
The impact was too great.
It left him a bit confused and he had to take some time to digest it.
Took a shower and had a meal.
He came to the balcony and sat cross-legged.
In the mind.
Information about cultivation methods suddenly came flooding in like a tidal wave.
""Eternal Spring Secret"?"
"Introducing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and the essence of the sun and moon, traveling around the body and nourishing one's own body, thereby practicing the art of turning stone into gold and bringing the dead back to life..."
According to this memory.
Lu Feng entered the so-called practice.
time flies.
From day to night, it flies by.
When he opened his eyes again, the clothes on his body were wet, and wisps of white mist were rising above his head.
It was accompanied by a pungent stench.
Look down.
I found that all the surface of my skin was covered with black sludge.
These are all the impurities that are expelled after the spiritual energy enters the body and the I Ching cleanses the marrow!
Lu Feng stood up and felt refreshed and his mind clear.
The body becomes light and light, and with a slight jump, you can raise your hand and touch the ceiling.
See it.
I couldn't help but marvel in my heart.
I go!
It’s just that after practicing for a while, your body has changed so much?
If this progress continues, then I will be invulnerable to all kinds of poisons.
Think of this.
Lu Feng was so happy that he could hardly smile anymore.
but.
The stench on his body immediately brought him back to reality.
Then he ran to the bathroom and started taking a shower.
Washing and washing.
Suddenly a mouse jumped out from the corner.
Saw this scene.
Without saying a word, Lu Feng raised his foot and stepped on it.
It's too late, but it's soon.
The mouse made a "hiss" sound and got into a hole in the wall.
"Nima!"
"Do you still want to run away?"
Lu Feng knelt down and looked into the cave, thinking about how to pull out the mouse.
Who knows.
But his sight extended through the hole in the wall to the opposite side.
It's a coincidence.
The beautiful landlady Zhang Li is washing clothes in the bathroom opposite.
She was wearing a pair of shorts and her squatting position was particularly sultry.
The black vest is both compact and slim-fitting, highlighting the majestic outline of her upper body.
Saw a beautiful woman by chance.
Lu Feng forgot to catch the mouse for a while. Just when he was looking forward to it, a basin of hot water was suddenly poured over him.
"Oh shit, it hurts me so much!"
Lu Feng fell to the floor, covered his eyes and shouted, his right eye socket was red from the boiling heat.
"No, I was discovered!"
Lu Feng's heart trembled and he quickly got up.
at the same time.
There was a banging at the door.
boom!
boom!
boom!
"Lu, please open the door for me!"
Zhang Li's irritable voice suddenly came from outside the house.
Lu Feng didn't dare not open it, so he put on a pair of underwear and ran over.
Open the door and take a look.
I saw Zhang Li standing there menacingly, with a cold eyebrow and a cold face.
Saw this scene.
Lu Feng's heart trembled, and he was about to explain that this was a misunderstanding.
However, Zhang Li didn't give him a chance to speak. She pointed at his nose and cursed him violently.
"Okay, you kid doesn't learn well."
"How dare you dig a hole in the wall and peek at others?"
Lu Feng was about to cry but had no tears, so he quickly explained: "Sister Li, you misunderstood. A mouse got in just now, and I was catching the mouse."
"I believe you ghost!"
Zhang Li grabbed the broom in the corner and threw it at Lu Feng, cursing as he did so.
"Let you peep!"
"Let you lie!"
"Do you think I won't beat you into a pig's head?!"
Lu Feng was beaten so hard that he ran away with his head in his arms, complaining incessantly.
King Qin could only circle the table and the pillars, barely avoiding Zhang Li's stormy attacks.
Halfway through.
Zhang Li suddenly said "ouch", stuck her butt out, and squatted down with a look of pain on her face.
Lu Feng thought it was a trick, so he didn't go up immediately. He kept a certain distance and asked, "Sister Li, what's wrong with you?"
Zhang Li didn't say anything, her face turned pale and she clenched her teeth.
There was also a thin layer of sweat on his forehead, as if he was enduring a burst of great pain.
Lu Feng's eyes narrowed and he realized that the other party was not acting, so he immediately walked over.
"Sister Li, do you have hemorrhoids?"
Zhang Li blushed and glared angrily.
and.
Four words popped out from between his teeth: "Shut up!"
Face curses.
Lu Feng turned a deaf ear and continued to ask: "Didn't I ask you to see a doctor this morning? Why didn't you listen to me?"
"If you push me harder, believe it or not, I will kill you... Ouch, ouch, it hurts."
It didn't take more than three seconds for Zhang Li to lose her temper.
All I could see was the white tights, with traces of blood seeping out.
"not good!"
"The hemorrhoids must have ruptured and must be treated immediately. If they become infected, the consequences will be extremely serious."
actually.
It's not serious at all, it's just uncomfortable to poop.
The reason why Lu Feng said this was entirely to scare Zhang Li to prevent her from getting angry again.
as expected.
Zhang Li's expression changed drastically when she heard this.
His face was so red that it was bleeding, and he cursed in embarrassment and annoyance: "Then why don't you hurry up and take care of it for me?"
"You need to take off your pants!"
"Just take it off. Aren't you a doctor? There's nothing to worry about."
But I am a veterinarian!
This sentence.
Lu Feng didn't say it out loud, he just shouted in his heart.
"Why are you still hanging around? Hurry up."
"My butt feels sore and numb!"
Seeing that Lu Feng didn't move for a long time, Zhang Li cursed furiously.
Lu Feng woke up from his dream and quickly brought the medical kit and took out an alcohol swab and a scalpel.
"Sister Li, you have an external hemorrhoid, and the treatment method is very simple. You just need to cut it off, and then apply some medicine, and it will be cured soon."
Zhang Li was startled and asked quickly: "Can you cut it? Don't mess around!"
Lu Fengchen said confidently: "Don't worry, as long as you don't move around, I promise to arrange it clearly."
Ah!
I have a miraculous medical heritage.
Isn't it easy to perform such a trivial operation?
Zhang Li hesitated for a moment, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, then hurry up!"
"Okay, then I'll start." Lu Feng said.
"Ah~ please be gentle."
"Uh...I haven't used the knife yet."
"No anesthesia?!"
"Actually, there's no need for anesthesia, just bear with it and it'll be fine."
"It's not like you stabbed your butt, of course you said that."
Lu's head was full of black lines and he simply became mute and stopped talking.
While Zhang Li was chattering for a while.
Lu Feng finally completed the external hemorrhoidectomy surgery on her and bandaged the wound.
"Done!"
Lu Feng breathed a sigh of relief.
I was thinking about lifting up Zhang Li's pants.
However.
An unexpected scene happened.
"Lu Feng, is my mother at your house?"
With a call, a high school girl carrying a schoolbag and a ponytail pushed open the door and entered.
Suddenly.
Time and space seemed to have stopped at this moment.
The girl stood at the door, stunned and shocked.
The three people in the room looked at each other.
You look at me, I look at you, and we both see a hint of astonishment and confusion in their eyes.
A few seconds later.
Everything was brought back to reality.
"Ahhh!"
