"Okay, okay, it's time to go."
Hei Yang yawned, got out of bed, stretched out, and slowly changed his clothes, half-squinting his eyes, as if he hadn't woken up.
"Oh, I don't want it!"
Hearing her husband's urging, Hongli not only didn't want to get up, but even half-hidden her head under the quilt.
"I didn't want to think of it so early, it was so embarrassing!"
"Ha, I can afford it even if I don't think about it."
While Hei Yang was getting dressed, he turned to look at Hong Li who was hiding under the quilt, and smiled helplessly.
"We have agreed to go shopping with mom and the others..."
"Oh no!"
Hong Li's voice was drawn out, and she said aggrievedly: "You can go shopping anytime...
But the opportunity to sleep in is gone after time passes! "
"Tsk, tsk."
Hei Yang put on his clothes, folded his arms, looked at Hong Li with his half-moon eyes, and teased: "Although what you said makes sense, are you going to explain it to Mom and the others like this?"
"Ah this..."
Hong Li, who was struggling in bed, froze.
"Did you react?"
Hei Yang turned around in a funny way, found Hong Li's clothes, and helped her carry them to the side.
"Okay, okay, stop struggling, come here and pack up before going out."
"Well, having said that..."
Hei Yang paused, looked at the clothes in his hands, frowned uncertainly and said, "This is what you have been wearing recently, right?"
"no!"
Hongli answered instantly, and said in a crazy tone: "That's not what I want to wear now!
No, that's not even my dress...
No, that's not even clothing! "
"Good guy, it's not clothes."
Hei Yang drew a black line on his forehead and said quietly: "Then tell me which of your clothes are and where are they placed?"
"These are not my clothes!"
Hongli wrapped herself tightly in the quilt, closed her eyes tightly and resisted: "The only clothes I have are these pajamas and quilt jacket, everything else is fake!"
Hei Yang: "..."
"Hey, if you say that, Dad will be very sad."
Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and complained: "Obviously I will make you a suit every now and then, but which one doesn't fit well and look good, aren't you very satisfied with it?
What's the matter, when it's used it's like "Honey, you're so nice", but when it's not used it's like "I'm not familiar with those clothes"? "
"Oh, I didn't mean that!"
Hong Li, who was smothered in the quilt, hurriedly explained loudly: "They are not just my clothes now, I still like them very much!
Husband, you are still the best, and I still love you the most. This will never change!
It's just that, well, because the situation is critical, we can't recognize each other easily now, do you understand what I mean?
It's the kind where the female protagonist goes undercover to a criminal organization and finds out that the male protagonist has been caught by the boss, who wants her to go watch the fun together.
And at this time, no matter how heartbroken the heroine is and how painful the hero is, the two of them have to bear not recognizing each other for the sake of the overall situation, and they don't even dare to have too much eye contact, for fear that others will notice that something is wrong. You know me. You mean?
Well, yes, I am in such a situation now. Once we recognize each other, it will not be a good thing for me or the clothes, so I have to bear it..."
"Hey, hey, stop, stop, stop."
Hei Yang couldn't help but the tic-tac-toe popping up on his head, and interrupted: "Where did you get the evil plot?
We have already said that this kind of thing will not happen in our book! "
"Hey, it's in other books!"
Hongli continued to quibble: "I think Hongli has read tens of thousands of books, so this kind of plot is not so unusual, right?
This kind of plot will never happen, but I am just making a metaphor. I have this kind of relationship with clothes now! "
"Tsk, tsk, it's really your fault."
Hei Yang couldn't help but stick out his thumb and said: "My wife is not simple!"
"Of course, your wife is not simple, so just have fun secretly!"
Hongli spoke quickly, stretching out an arm and shaking it outside the bed.
"Thank you for the compliment, husband. I also think you are the best, and I will continue to love you in the future, mua~"
"..."
Hei Yang watched Hong Li blow a kiss and her spiritual power transformed into his face, leaving a lip mark. He couldn't help but blink.
"Uh, ah, Xiaoli, you are too kind to say that. I also like you the most..."
Hei Yang's face flushed slightly, and he subconsciously turned his head away in embarrassment.
But he reacted in an instant, turned to look at Hong Li angrily, and this time his face turned red with anger: "Hong! Li!"
"Ah ah ah, Hei Yang is angry, Hei Yang is experiencing domestic violence!"
Hongli tried to continue to act cute. Two bare and white arms stretched out from the bed and swayed from side to side together.
"Hei Yang, please don't hit me. If you hit me, I will cry for you! Wuwuwuwuwuwuah cough cough..."
"What the hell..."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched, he took a deep breath, climbed up to the other party with Hongli's clothes, and grabbed the two dangling arms.
"ah!!!"
Hongli was waving her arms in an attempt to be cute, but suddenly her arms were held, and she suddenly looked panicked.
"Help, Hei Yang is really taking action! Xiaohuo, come and save mommy!"
"Why are you shouting so hard, as if I am really willing to beat you..."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes, tied Hongli's arms together with one hand, dragged her out of the bed, and said, "You don't want to get up, do you?
Then husband, I will change your clothes myself. Are you satisfied?
In other people's homes, how could a husband dote on his wife so much, huh.
When I was a kid, my mom wouldn’t help me get dressed even if she couldn’t wake me up! "
"ah?"
Hongli struggled and asked, "Then how did you get up in the end?
I remember that you were just like me. In those years, except for the days when you were sick, you really didn’t escape for a day..."
"Ah, how simple it is! In winter, she just opens the doors and windows, and in summer, she just puts a stove next to my bed."
Hei Yang replied calmly.
"Ah, is there still such an operation..."
The corner of Hong Li's mouth twitched, and she couldn't help but shrink her neck subconsciously.
"If you think about it this way, my parents are still very gentle..."
"What did your family say?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and said, "I don't want to indulge you even if I don't think about it?"
"Come on, indulge me!"
Hongli couldn't help but said sadly: "My mother just moved a small stool to sit on my bedside, and she didn't scold me. She just kept telling me about the Taoist ideals.
What kind of exercise is good? Going to bed early and getting up early is for the future. Girls who often stay in bed will become sloppy and no one will like them in the future...
He said that if I don’t exercise, I might get sick. Once I get sick, my parents will be worried and worried.
I am too sloppy to get married, and they will secretly wipe their tears...
Or, if I am selected by the sect and have the opportunity to practice, but I am rejected because my health is not good enough, that would be so bad. I will be sad and shed tears when they look at me. If I am unhappy, I will be unhappy myself, and then I will become autistic, have low self-esteem, become depressed, and... my whole life will be ruined! "
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "Is it so scary?"
"That's not true! They say thieves are scary, right?"
Hongli whined: "Obviously I just want to stay in bed, but in their eyes, if I don't get up early, I'm stepping into the coffin with half a foot, and I'm sending a white-haired person to a black-haired person!"
"Grass!"
Hei Yang couldn't help showing his half-moon eyes and complained: "Then I feel that my mother is actually very gentle. At least she is afraid that I will be too hot in winter and afraid that I will be cold in summer...
This is your house, it’s a soft knife cutting flesh, it’s so scary! "
"That's not..."
Hongli curled her lips and said aggrievedly: "That's what my parents really thought.
Because they wiped away tears as they talked, and it looked like they were showing their true feelings.
After feeling this, my conscience felt even more guilty, woo woo woo..."
"Well, Hong Li, if you feel guilty for asking your parents to wake up, you won't feel guilty if you leave it here with me, right?"
A tic-tac-toe popped up on Heiyang's head, and his hands increased their strength.
"Why didn't I see your conscience at that time? Show it to me!"
"Ahhh, no!"
Hongli clung to the bed tightly, struggling to control her position, trying not to be pulled out.
"Because you are my man and the person I rely on most, so I don't have to feel so guilty. You will definitely help me get everything done, right!"
"Huh? What's the point of this?"
A question mark popped up on Hei Yang's head.
"What does this have to do with me being your man?"
"You will be more gentle and indulgent to me!"
"What about your parents?"
"Most of the time, they are stricter than you, Heiyang, and they are not as gentle and indulgent as you!"
"Good guy, I got it."
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "Good people should be pointed at guns, right?"
"No! That's not what I meant!"
Hongli cried: "Heiyang, you understand me, and my compliments to you are definitely sincere!"
"Ah, yes, yes, I know, I really mean it.
So, don’t be afraid, Xiaoli, I’ll take care of you right away! "
Hei Yang's face darkened, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Don't worry, it will be quick and it won't hurt at all!"
"Ah, if you hadn't said this, I might have believed it!"
Hong Li's expression froze, and her hands became a little stronger.
Hei Yang has said this sentence many times this year, and the result is always...
Damn it, she has been deceived by this sentence more than twenty times, and has been forced to advance to more than ten skills. If she believes this again, she will be a fool!
"Don't try to lie to me again this time, I won't be fooled!"
"Damn it, I've become smarter, cough cough..."
Hei Yang coughed twice and pretended to be fierce: "What I mean is, Da Da Hong Li, how dare you not even believe me and rebel against you!"
"Don't listen, don't listen, Black Yang chants!"
Hongli directly chose to pretend to be an ostrich.
"Let's see what you Hei Yang can do to me, hahahaha, if you can, just beat me up, beat me up..."
"What the hell..."
Black lines were drawn on Heiyang's head, he took a deep breath, adjusted his emotions, and showed a gentle smile.
"But Xiaoli, have you forgotten that there were several times before that even if you saw through what I said, the final result would still be the same?"
"Woooo, you still have the nerve to say..."
Hongli showed a helpless expression. Just like Hei Yang was reluctant to hit her, she was also not good at rejecting Hei Yang!
Every time, it's half-assed, half-assed, half-assed, stupid, and falls into the opponent's trap!
Well, like now, she was slowly being dragged out...
Wait, why was she dragged out again!
"Tsk, tsk, sure enough, I knew that Hongli, a mere Hongli, couldn't resist me at all..."
Hei Yang held Hong Li's two smooth ankles tightly in his hands, looking at the lazy man being gradually dragged out of the bed by him, with the corners of his mouth raised.
"Little cutie, you'd better listen to your uncle!"
"Wow, what a pervert!!!"
Hongli gritted her teeth and said with a face of shame and anger: "I will never give in!"
"Oh, it's not the first time you've given in. Why are you afraid of being embarrassed in front of me, right?"
Hei Yang smiled slightly, and suddenly the resistance from his hand became stronger, and he raised his eyebrows.
"Hongli, have you gained weight?"
"Why on earth have you gained weight! Can't I do it because I'm so strong!"
Hong Li scolded back unceremoniously: "Why didn't you say I was heavy when you carried me around the house?"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang averted his eyes with a guilty conscience, coughed twice, stopped talking, and chose to deal with the red glass in his hand wholeheartedly.
But obviously, letting Hongli get up is undoubtedly a more terrifying thing for her than being bullied by Hei Yang.
In other words, being bullied by Hei Yang or something, hey hey, Hei Yang, her Hei Yang, ahem...
"Hey, no, no, don't bother!"
Hong Li suddenly came back to her senses and found that she had stopped resisting unknowingly and half of her body had been pulled out. She was about to be controlled by Hei Yang. She quickly cleared away the color waste in her mind and gritted her teeth to persist.
"Save it, Xiaoli, don't resist."
Hei Yang looked like he was convinced by Hong Li, and hummed: "We have already reached this level, do you think you can still escape?"
"I don't care, I will resist!"
Hong Li said sadly and angrily: "Don't even think about defeating my last stubbornness!"
"Oh, is it so?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows, looked at Hong Li's exposed body, curled up the corner of his mouth, and secretly stretched out a hand...
“Ahhhhhh!!!
Black Yang despicable villain! ! !
I won't let you go even if I'm a ghost! ! ! "
"Oh, even if you are a ghost, you are also my wife. Don't even think about escaping in this life! You will be here for the rest of your life, so don't worry!"
"Uuuuuuuuah, such heavy words that make people despair!"
"Hey, Hongli, what do you mean?"
"Ahem, you're kidding, you're kidding, ah, don't!!!"
……………………
"Huh, Xiaoyang Xiaoli is really..."
At the agreed place, Qing Yiyi, Lan Yuying, Xiao Huo and others who had already met were standing at the intersection with unhappy expressions on their faces.
"Sure enough, I knew they would be late again!"
Qing Yiyi clenched her fists and said with a fierce expression: "No, I must teach them a lesson this time!
Yuying, you catch Xiaoli later, and I’ll catch that brat of mine, and I’ll teach you how to teach your child a lesson! "
"Ah, I think our family's education method is quite good..."
Lan Yuying revealed her half-moon eyes, looked at her best friend with a look of laughter on her face and said, "I'm sorry to say, Yiyi, the children are no longer children, so don't always embarrass them!
As adults, they should have their own independence! "
"Oh, I know, I know everything, but it's too much to keep us waiting for so long!"
Qing Yiyi sighed, shook her fist and said, "You always want to vent!
Damn it, I can’t do it anymore, Mu Guang, Mu Guang, where have you run? Come here and let me punch you twice! "
Lan Yuying: "..."
And after another two minutes, Hei Yang Hongli finally arrived.
"Mom, don't do anything yet. If you have something to say, just say it!"
From far away, Hei Yang said in advance that he would give up.
