"It's really troublesome, hehe."
Hongli put the empty rice bowl back into the teleportation array, clapped her hands, returned to the bedroom happily, kicked off her shoes, and flew towards the black sun.
"Oh ho, your little cutie fell from the sky..."
"Well……"
Hei Yang moved his body expressionlessly, turned around and rolled to the other side, letting Hong Li fall on the empty bed and bury her face in the pillow.
"ah……"
Hongli made a few unexplained cooing noises, then rolled her body and still rolled into Heiyang's arms, hugging him with both hands and legs, and smiled.
"You want to run away, right? There's no way!"
"Ah, okay, okay, I can't run away."
Hei Yang picked up the hair from Hong Li's forehead and kissed her gently on the forehead, making Hong Li in his arms twist like a maggot with joy.
"Hey, hey, don't move, don't move."
Hei Yang patted Hong Li on the back and said helplessly: "Brother, I'm holding you. If you twist any way you want, if you twist any further, you'll lose your mind."
"Hey hey hey..."
Hong Li giggled twice and said: "Whatever, who calls you Hei Yang, hehe..."
"Tsk, tsk."
Hei Yang patted Hong Li's head and didn't say anything more on this topic. Instead, he changed the subject and said, "Who was communicating with you just now?"
"Brother Butian."
Hong Li shook her head, revealing her little face buried in Hei Yang's arms, and smiled up at Hei Yang, showing a funny expression.
"guess what?"
"uh-huh?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows, waiting for Hong Li's next words.
"He will come back with Zhao Zhuji during the Chinese New Year."
Hongli didn't sway Hei Yang's appetite, and said with a smile: "They said they would come back during the Chinese New Year to meet their parents!
! "
"hiss--"
Hei Yang took a sip of red glass and couldn't help complaining: "It's just so hard to think about!
Let me tell you, Brother Butian and the others are practicing in the sect anyway, so they don't come back very often. They don't need to come back during the Chinese New Year to form a Taoist couple or something. "
After a pause, Heiyang Digu said: "If you ask me, just find a normal day to meet your parents or something, that's almost enough.
How troublesome it is to meet this relative or that relative! "
"Ha, you are sensible now, right?"
Hong Li showed her half-moon eyes and joked: "Who was the one who went around asking people this and that when they got married?
If you still have the nerve to say it, I guess Brother Butian just saw our wedding and was stimulated. He felt that it couldn't be too bad, so he wanted to do this, right? "
"Good guy, this is nothing to compare with."
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and said: "Our situations are different. Relationships should be unique to everyone. Wedding blessings are important, but relationships are the key point.
Even if no one wishes blessings, can it affect a pair of people who truly love each other? "
"How do you know that people don't take care of both ends?"
Hong Li asked, "If you have the time and patience to do this, and think about the chain reaction it will cause, it's not impossible, right?
Some people just like to be lively and lively, which is different from us.
What if Brother Butian likes to talk to those relatives and enjoys it? "
"Well, that's true. I subconsciously substituted my own personality for Brother Butian..."
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, came back to his senses, thought and analyzed: "If the other party can handle it, then this decision seems quite normal.
But I'm afraid that he won't be able to cope with it, and will tire himself to death by then. The result will not be satisfactory to him, and will leave regrets in his life. This is not good. "
"That's right."
When Hongli heard Hei Yang's reminder, she also frowned and thought for a moment. She was unsure and said, "How about we talk to him about this?
Did we remind him in advance so that he wouldn’t blame us if he persists in his obsession? "
"That's a good idea."
Hei Yang nodded thoughtfully, then suddenly thought of something, and added: "Tell them after they come back. Don't rush to tell them in the communication now. Do you understand what I mean?"
"Well, this..."
Hongli frowned: "What should I say?"
"Brother Butian hasn't come yet. Tell him now, isn't it just to persuade him to quit?
At that time, no matter whether Brother Butian comes or not, he will regret it and feel that he has been affected in his decision-making. At that time, it will be us who are whispering in their ears, and we will become special war criminals.
But when Brother Butian comes, and we tell him, there will be many more paths before him, and what he chooses by then will have nothing to do with us. "
"Hmm, indeed."
Hei Yang nodded, agreeing with most of what Hong Li said.
"Forget it, let's not mention Brother Butian. Pay attention to what I told you. If you don't make mistakes, you will win."
Hei Yang shook his head and didn't think about that.
"Look, nothing came out of the discussion in the end."
Hongli chuckled and leaned into Hei Yang's arms again.
"Well, if you have time to worry about other people's affairs, you might as well pay more attention to me!"
"Good guy, when did I stop caring about you?"
Hei Yang laughed helplessly, feeling a little itchy on his chest, and couldn't help laughing: "What are you doing?"
"Hmm..."
Hong Li muttered incoherently: "I'm smelling the smell of Black Sun, it's a very reassuring smell."
"What?!
"
Hei Yang was shocked and turned pale. He quickly stretched out his arms to smell, then opened the red glass head and sniffed the collar.
"What smell! Can I still smell?
It shouldn’t be, I obviously pay attention to hygiene, well, it doesn’t smell..."
"Hey, why are you so excited?"
Hong Li silently grabbed Hei Yang's palm on her forehead.
"It doesn't smell like something that hasn't been cleaned well. Well, it's just the ordinary kind..."
After a pause, Hongli stretched out her finger seriously and explained: "Just like a dog can distinguish between family members and strangers through this smell!"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "Then I am a family member and a stranger?"
"You are my sweetheart."
Hong Li replied with a smile, but immediately changed to a serious face the next moment.
"But don't try to trick me, I'm not a dog!"
"Ah this."
The plan was discovered, and a hint of guilt flashed in Hei Yang's eyes.
But when he thought that he hadn't taken action yet, he immediately tore his conscience into pieces and looked at Hong Li with an expression of disbelief.
"Oh my God, Xiaoli, why do you think so?
Could it be that in your heart, I, Hei Yang, am such a shameless person? "
"Uh-huh."
Hongli nodded repeatedly without hesitation.
"Hei Yang is like this, there's nothing we can do about it."
"It's so heartbreaking."
Hei Yang turned away and said sadly: "Our relationship for many years has not been able to earn such trust!"
"It's just because I trust you so much that I know that is definitely what you will do."
Hong Li rolled her eyes, stretched out her arms to straighten Hei Yang's body, and lay back in his arms again.
"It's okay to lie to my buddies, but don't lie to yourself. We are just this kind of people. We can't help it. Don't have any wrong perceptions about yourself."
"..."
Hei Yang was silent for a moment, and then said viciously: "I don't care, I just didn't do it anyway!"
"Tsk, are you a child?"
Hong Li looked at Hei Yang with her half-moon eyes.
"What, you learned to act like a spoiled child, right?"
"Huh? You still know that I am imitating you."
Hei Yang chuckled: "It's a shame, isn't it? It's a shame!"
"What's so embarrassing about this."
Hong Li hummed and said, "You feel embarrassed because if you do the same thing, you will be very cute if I do it. It will most likely make Hei Yang's heart soften or something, and you can't help but want to pamper me more."
But if you do it, you will appear to be wild and arrogant. Nine times out of ten, it will make people's fists harden, and they can't help but pangpang two punches at you, do you understand? "
"uh-huh?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "Double standards, right? We are so angry that we..."
"Stop, stop, stop, don't worry."
Hongli quickly waved her hand to interrupt Hei Yang's words, and couldn't help but complain: "The problem is the height and body shape, okay brother!
Hongli, I'm so petite, and Heiyang you are so tall, don't you think it's inappropriate for you to act coquettishly towards me? "
"Huh? Who said that? That's nonsense!"
Hei Yang frowned and said unconvinced: "Do you know what contrasting cuteness means? Isn't that what I am?"
"Ugh, please don't disgust me, good brother!"
A black line was drawn on Hong Li's head, and she sighed, pretending to be helpless and said: "Actually, if you want to act like a baby naturally, it's not impossible. If you want to learn, I can teach you?"
"Um?"
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, showing interest.
"Oh ho? What do you say?"
"You want to learn?"
Hong Li raised her eyebrows, stretched out her finger and said, "This is my unique secret. It's because you are my favorite kissing husband, Heiyang, that's why I told you.
I am so determined to tell you this secret, you have to show it, right? "
"Ah? How do you express it?"
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, and glanced at Hong Li with uncertain eyes, showing a thoughtful expression.
"Hey, hey, where are you looking, gangster!"
Hong Li twisted around and sat up, sitting cross-legged in front of Hei Yang, with her arms folded across her chest and looking at Hei Yang with a look of shame and anger: "That's not what I meant!"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang waved his hand mockingly: "What are you talking about? I haven't said anything yet!"
"Hmph, there are some words that are completely unspoken."
Hong Li snorted softly, then pointed at Hei Yang's head like a sword, and said with a snort: "You have a way to kill me in your eyes, even if I kill you directly, there will be no problem.
If you die, it will make people happy, but if I take action, it will punish evil and promote good. "
"Hey, what nonsense are you talking about?"
Hei Yang couldn't help being speechless. He sighed and said, "Then what do you mean by asking me to pay the tuition?"
"Aha? Why are you paying for tuition, and the couple are still talking about money?"
Hong Li snorted and reached out to pat Hei Yang on the shoulder, showing a serious expression.
"Actually, my idea is very simple."
"Appreciate further details."
Hei Yang looked like he was a good disciple.
"Um……"
Hongli dragged her voice for a long time, and then hummed: "Actually, just because I have made up my mind to tell you my secret, does it mean that I am serious about you?"
"That's that!"
Hei Yang nodded repeatedly and stretched out his hand to praise: "If you have such a wife, what more can a husband ask for!"
"Hmph, it's good to know."
Hong Li hummed proudly, stretched out another finger, and shook it.
"Since I'm so serious, shouldn't Hei Yang also show some seriousness of his own?"
"Huh? For example?"
Hei Yang asked curiously.
"For example, since I have made up my mind to teach you, then no matter what happens, you must learn to the end!"
Hongli said confidently: "This will make me worthy of all my hard work!"
"Ah, this, this is it..."
Hei Yang's eyes twitched.
"What did I think? I must be fine with this."
"Hey, don't agree in a hurry just yet. You'll save yourself the trouble of pushing back when the time comes."
Hongli stretched out her finger and hummed: "During the teaching process, you may feel a little ashamed. Is there really no problem?"
"I wouldn't learn this from you if I wanted to lose face!"
Hei Yang proudly crossed his legs and akimbo.
"Just come over here!"
"Oh, the young man is very courageous and determined!
Since you are so sincere, I'm not too embarrassed to just ask you to learn it step by step. That would be too tiring, so it's up to me. "
Hongli nodded and reached out to take out something.
"This is a portable knowledge transmitter. As long as you follow what I teach you, you will quickly receive the knowledge I transmit and master superb skills."
"real or fake?"
Hei Yang was a little skeptical.
"Of course it's true. If you're not good enough, just ask me!"
Hongli said confidently: "Come on, I'll hide all the treasures in here!"
"Well, it looks very sincere."
Hei Yang was not sure.
"Of course you are sincere, be more confident and get rid of the looks!"
"But I always feel like there's something weird..."
Hei Yang frowned, looking a little suspicious.
"Huh? What could be weird?"
Hong Li frowned and glared at Hei Yang in displeasure.
"What do you mean, you don't believe me, right? Can I still trick you?"
"Well, I've been tricked a lot..."
Hei Yang replied faintly. He carefully looked at the "knowledge transmitter" in front of him and couldn't help but said: "But why do I feel that this looks exactly the same as the soul exchange device?"
"Oh, don't worry about these details."
Hongli looked unperturbed.
"Due to insufficient art materials, insufficient resources, and low-cost development, we can only use one map logo to represent many things. In fact, the difference is much different!"
"Oh, that's it!"
Hei Yang suddenly realized that it turned out that there were not enough art resources...what a ghost!
"red!
! Glass!
! "
Hei Yang's roar of filial piety echoed in Yang Li's house.
"If I don't kill you today, I won't eat for three days!"
"Ah, my Yang, why do you need to make such a poisonous oath!"
Hongli's exclamation followed.
"Stop it!"
"Only a fool would stop! Remember you have already promised me!"
"It's a trick, right? You damn guy!"
"I'll just ask you if it's useful! Is it natural for you to act coquettishly?"
"Of course you are a *****"
"I mean, you really have no quality."
"Hongli, you *********"
"You just said it yourself.
You say: That’s it, what’s the problem?
I have written it all down for you with the spirit stone of recording, don’t even think about destroying the evidence!
In addition, I heard it and remembered it in my mind. I can’t escape you! "
"Then I will destroy the evidence first, and then silence you, so no one will know..."
"What the hell..."
