In Heiyang's home.
"Get out, no peeking!"
Hong Li hummed and pushed Hei Yang out of the kitchen and pressed him to the seat.
"Just sit here and don't move, you know?
You can't move until I call you. "
"Hey, why?"
Hei Yang couldn't help but protest.
"Xiao Li, I'm the birthday girl today! I'm not a criminal, why can't I move?
No, criminals can still move a few times even in prison, right?
Let me tell you, your parents are here now. Believe it or not, I will complain to them that you bullied me! "
"Whoever complains is a puppy!"
Hong Li showed her dead eyes and said unhappily: "You have no quality? You will sue me at every turn.
You have to involve your parents in the matter between us. Wow, are you a child? "
"Complaining will make you a dog?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows, looking indifferent.
"Anyway, your dog Hei Yang and the dog Hei Yang bark quite happily, why don't you just be a dog? I'm good at this!"
"Grass."
Hongli couldn't help covering her face with one hand, clasping her hands together and begging: "I know, I know, birthday boy, please accept your magical powers!
It's your birthday today! Can I allow you to be a human being for a day?
So let’s just do some human affairs, be good! "
"Oh, that's good if you know."
Hei Yang snorted and said with a sullen look on his face: "On my birthday, you should have the consciousness to be a humble Hongli!
If we hit you, you can't fight back. If you scold you, you can't talk back. Do you understand? "
"ha?"
A question mark popped up on Hong Li's head, and she bent down and presented it to Hei Yang.
"You want to hit me, right? Come on, birthday girl, Master Heiyang, husband Heiyang, humble Xiaoli is coming over, slap her hard!"
"Ah."
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with an expression that said "You dare to hit me" and snorted disdainfully.
Hei Yang raised his hand towards Hong Li, pressed both sides of Hong Li's head with both hands, and said to him: "mua!"
"Um?!
"
Hong Li's eyes widened and she patted Hei Yang's shoulder several times with her little hand before Hei Yang let go.
"Hooah..."
Hongli took two steps back, took a few breaths, stretched out the back of her hand to wipe the corners of her mouth, and looked at Hei Yang with a blushing face.
"What are you doing! What are you doing! There is no formality!
We are not at our house, our parents are here, what should we do if someone sees us? "
"When you see me, tell me it was you who took the initiative."
Hei Yang had a funny expression on his face, looked at Hong Li, and said with a smile: "Don't say it's not the case, it's obviously you who brought the face up."
"Hey, hey, don't change the relationship between cause and effect!"
Hong Li's eyes widened, she tapped the table with her fingers, and said, "I'm sending you my face, and I'm not asking you to do that. I'm obviously asking you to, uh..."
"How about it."
Hei Yang smiled proudly, feeling confident.
"Keep talking, keep talking!
When the time comes, tell your parents that you didn’t stick your face out for that, you did it just to get me to slap you, tell me! "
Hongli: "..."
If she really said that, not only would she not be able to explain clearly, she would also be scolded by her parents.
What are you doing? Bully Xiaoyang! You know Xiaoyang won’t hit you, yet you’re still teasing others like this!
That’s right, why is our daughter like this? Isn’t this bullying Laoshi Yang?
Hongli: "..."
If she puts it like that, the above conversation will definitely happen, and she will suffer a big loss by then.
"Then I will explain to them the cause and effect!"
Hong Li glared at Hei Yang fiercely.
"Even if the society dies, I will admit it. Anyway, I have to bring you, a little thief, to justice!"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang was speechless and showed his half-moon eyes.
"That's also a social death. Why do you have to explain it? Just to harm others and not benefit yourself!"
"Of course. Doesn't this make us both prosper and lose?"
Hong Li clenched her little fists, hummed and waved: "Just like when you become the enemy of the world, then I will follow you and fight the world."
"Etc., etc!"
Hei Yang glared at Hong Li.
"What are you talking about? I live a happy life, why should I be an enemy of other people's world?"
"I'll help you!"
"climb!"
Hei Yang patted Hong Li's head and hummed: "When you become the enemy of the world, I will directly surrender to the world, and then I will capture you back to my mansion..."
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"Fuck, don't be so unloyal!"
Hongli couldn't help complaining: "The plot of a book I read a few days ago was like this!
In the end, the male and female protagonists join hands to fight the world, which is so touching! "
"and after?"
Hei Yang asked curiously: "What was the result?"
"Then the two of them sent it together."
Hei Yang: "Grass."
Hei Yang covered his face with one hand and said speechlessly: "Then you want to send it?"
"I don't want to!"
"Then you say this! You'd better read less anti-human books in the future!"
Hei Yang rolled his eyes at Hong Li and said unhappily: "Today is my birthday. What you sent here and there is really yours!"
"It's not necessarily anti-human. After all, not every world is as amiable as our Lao Ao..."
After a pause, Hongli added: "Oh, it doesn't count when you and Lazy are not officially naturalized!"
"Nonsense, I don't admit it."
Hei Yang snorted, deceiving himself.
"I must have been a member of the Traveling World five hundred years ago, a member of the Five Colors family with upright roots.
I'm warning you, Hongli, not to talk nonsense. Do you know that trouble comes from your mouth? "
"Okay, okay, I know, I know."
Seeing Hei Yang's appearance, Hong Li couldn't help but smile, waved her hands, and said cheerfully: "Okay, okay, I really can't do anything to you, really!
I'm preparing a few dishes for you in the kitchen to give you a surprise!
Hey, it turns out you keep coming here to peek and peek!
Hey, you peeked so much, and you won’t be surprised when the time comes. Wouldn’t my careful preparations be in vain?
Oops, although I know you were worried that I wouldn't be able to cook well and would blow up the kitchen and hurt myself like before, so you were there to peek and care about me.
But don’t worry, I’ve already mastered cooking!
It's a piece of cake to do this kind of thing, it's called one method to master, all methods are perfect! "
Hong Li chuckled, gave Hei Yang a thumbs up, and assured: "Don't worry, I guarantee there will be no problem!"
"Ah, is there a possibility that I didn't peek over there just to care about you?"
Hei Yang cautiously probed: "Is it possible? I just want to know which dishes you have cooked so that I can avoid lightning when eating...
I'm kidding, Xiaoli, why are you so red-eyed?
Of course I took a peek because I cared about you. Do I still need to doubt this kind of thing? "
"Oh, you are Hei Yang. It sounds like you can do this kind of thing..."
Hongli rolled her eyes at Hei Yang, waved her hand, turned and walked towards the kitchen.
"Okay, okay, I'll go back and cook for you, just wait and enjoy it.
You can go outside for a walk, as long as it's not near the kitchen, it's up to you! see you later! "
"Ouch."
Hei Yang watched Hong Li close the kitchen door tightly. It sounded like the sound was blocked.
He couldn't help but roll his eyes, stretched, thought for a while, and walked towards the courtyard outside the door.
……………
"Hey, mom, you've been waiting for a long time, come and teach me!"
Hong Li confirmed that Hei Yang really didn't peek this time and breathed a sigh of relief. She turned around and saw her mother looking at her with a funny face. Her face turned slightly red and she couldn't help but speak.
"Mom, why are you laughing?"
"What's wrong? Mom can't even smile anymore? Our Xiaoli is so overbearing!"
Lan Yuying sighed heavily, pretending to be sad, with a look on her face that indicated the misfortune of her family.
"Ah this..."
Hongli looked at her mother, the drama queen, and revealed her half-moon eyes.
Should she say it or not, Hei Yang might have taught her the rest, and the drama queen quality is probably inherited.
"Mom! I'm eighteen, not a three-year-old!"
Hong Li curled her lips in feigned dissatisfaction, making Lan Yuying smile.
"Hey, okay, okay, I won't tease you anymore."
Lan Yuying smiled and shook her head, and joked: "I don't know who hugged her mother and cried a few months ago, the day before she was going to get married.
Why don't you want to grow up and still want to be a child..."
"Oh my, you know how to do this kind of thing!"
Hongli waved her hand and said hehey: "Everyone says they miss their childhood, don't they all just miss their childhood?
In childhood, things like being quarreled by parents, criticized by teachers, or being punished for not doing something can be appropriately ignored. "
"Oh, you just want rights and don't want obligations, right?"
Lan Yuying pointed at Hongli, shook her head and laughed.
"You! You've been the same since childhood!"
"Hmm, huh, huh, I'm still the same girl as before. I haven't changed at all."
Hong Li hummed, walked to her mother Lan Yuying, stretched out, and looked very motivated.
"Come on mom, start teaching me!"
Hong Li looked up at Lan Yuying and said confidently: "Hei Yang will never guess that there are more than a few dishes today!
All the dishes he eats will be cooked by me hehe! "
"Tsk, tsk, you two fight and fight all day long, you two are little brats!"
Lan Yuying smiled and shook her head, and began to teach Hongli seriously.
Lan Yuying first demonstrated a few movements to Hongli, and then told her the steps. She could just supervise Hongli as she worked on her own.
Her daughter said that she would do it today and she would not be allowed to interfere, so Lan Yuying would naturally be happy and free.
At this time, looking at the serious look on his daughter's face, she didn't look like she was usually afraid of trouble at all, and couldn't help but marvel.
"So I thought, the sun seems to be coming from the west."
While watching Hong Li cooking, Lan Yuying joked: "Why did my little lazy cat suddenly become so diligent?
Ouch, I really like Xiaoyang so much!
Do you like it so much, do you usually do everything twenty-four hours a day, holding hands, walking together, hugging you and me? "
"Oh no, no, no, what are you talking about?"
Hongli smiled sheepishly, coughed twice, and found an excuse to say: "It's not because I was in the Five Elements Sect last year and he came to me in a hurry.
As a result, I couldn’t be by his side to celebrate his birthday..."
"So angry!"
Hong Li became a little angry as she spoke, and she said unhappily: "Ever since he was five years old, I have come to Hei Yang every birthday!
As a result, I was absent that time, leaving him alone. Oh, I feel so bad just thinking about it!
As a result, he was still with me on my birthday, and there were also a few friends with me.
Last year, comparing Heiyang’s birthday with mine made me feel very guilty! "
Hongli sighed and said with a fierce look on his face: "So, on this year's birthday, I will compensate him severely, or I will compensate him severely on next year's birthday, and I will continue to compensate him severely on the birthday after that. Birthday every year..."
"Oh, I know, I know, I'll compensate you fiercely, right?"
Lan Yuying waved her hand, rolled her eyes, and said with a smile: "Isn't it true that she likes her so much? You must be duplicitous!"
"Hey, where can I find it?"
Hong Li chuckled.
"I never said I didn't like him, so why did I say what I said and meant what I said, hehe."
"You are the only one who is smart."
Lan Yuying knocked on Hong Li's head and watched the other person scream and curse with a smile, her eyes full of smiles.
"But Xiaoli..."
Lan Yuying suddenly wanted to say something again.
"Um?"
Hongli was chopping vegetables and asked curiously: "What's wrong, what does mom want to say?"
"Ah, actually it's nothing. Just after hearing what you just said, hey, I feel a little regretful in my heart."
Lan Yuying waved her hands with a smile and looked at Hong Li with some distress.
"You and Xiaoyang didn't know each other until we were five years old, and before that, I spent every birthday with you, and my mother was never absent.
As a result, I couldn't be there on your birthday last year, which felt quite regretful. "
"Harm, what's the point?"
Hongli smiled nonchalantly and said, "Okay, okay, I admit that I really missed you at that time.
But wasn’t that already last year? We are still together on this birthday!
It seems like something has changed, but in fact nothing has changed. We are still the same as before. "
"Moreover……"
Hongli paused, shook her head and said: "When the moon is full, it wanes; when the water is full, it overflows. How can everything be perfect?
A little bit of regret, that’s what life is!
If you are satisfied with everything, wouldn’t that person be bad? You say yes, mom! "
"Ah, yes, yes."
Lan Yuying laughed and scolded angrily: "It's your turn to teach my mother the truth, right?
Mom, I don’t know any more truths than you do! "
"Yes, yes, mom, you are a lady, and I am a crazy girl. I definitely don't know as much as you do, hehe..."
"Sooner or later, you're going to get a beating from me. I'll take care of you, you damn girl."
"Hey, you've been saying this since more than ten years ago, and you haven't stopped it yet!"
Hongli smiled and exposed her mother.
"Huh, why are you so anxious!"
Lan Yuying snorted softly and pretended to be dissatisfied: "It's only been more than ten years, not long ago, and I'm not ready to deal with your plan yet. Just wait, sooner or later you will feel better!"
"Yes, yes, hey, just continue to prepare. The days to come will be long, and it will take hundreds of years to prepare for it."
"This girl knows how to talk nonsense. In a few hundred years your mother will turn into dust..."
"Bah, bah, bah, mom, don't talk nonsense. If I say you can, then you can. If you talk nonsense again, I'll get angry!"
"Okay, okay, Xiaoli is right!"
"Humph, of course!"
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