"What, so you two slept outside all night?"
In the early morning, Lan Yuying tilted her head to comb her long hair and looked at her daughter who had just woken up. She couldn't help but smile and said: "Go and look in the mirror and see what you look like now..."
"Huh? Hmm..."
Hong Li rubbed her sleepy eyes, waved her hand, and a water mirror appeared in front of her, in which she saw her messy hair.
"Ah this..."
Hong Li was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Did Hei Yang use a bomb to blow me up while I was sleeping..."
"What bomb?"
Lan Yuying asked doubtfully.
"Ah, it's nothing, I'm just talking nonsense."
Hongli yawned again and admitted honestly: "To be honest, even I can't stand this hair..."
"Pfft hahaha..."
Lan Yuying couldn't help but laugh out loud. She shook the comb in her hand and called to Hongli: "Come here, Mom will help you comb it. Really, you are such a big person..."
"Need not."
Hongli waved her hand, shook her head in refusal, and hummed softly: "When I was young, I would just let my mother comb my hair at home.
Now that I have grown up, it would be outrageous to trouble my mother! "
"Um?"
Lan Yuying's eyes lit up.
"Could it be that, Xiaoli, you want to..."
"Uh-huh, that's right!"
Hong Li nodded proudly.
The two looked at each other in tacit understanding, smiled, counted down to three, two, and one, and then spoke together.
Lan Yuying: "I finally want to be self-reliant and comb my hair by myself!"
Hong Li: "I'm going to ask Hei Yang to comb my hair right now. This job belongs to him now!"
Lan Yuying: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"Sorry, mom was wrong."
Lan Yuying braided her hair, covered her face with one hand and sighed.
"Mom shouldn't have fanciful imaginations. She should have known what kind of character my daughter is..."
"Hey, mom, what you say is too hurtful!"
Hongli couldn't help but complain, and defended in a low voice: "My mother used to take care of me, so she helped me comb my hair.
Now Heiyang raises me and takes care of me, so he helps me comb my hair. Is there any problem? "
"It seems to make sense, but there seems to be something weird..."
Lan Yuying was stunned for a moment, frowning and pointing out the flaw in Hong Li's words.
"But, Xiaoli, if you always let others help you raise you, you will lose the ability to survive on your own one day.
Well, I think wild cats can catch snakes and birds, but if they are raised as domestic cats, if they are overly pampered, they will even be afraid of mice...
If you throw the domestic cat into the wild at this time, it will just "meow, meow, meow" and starve. "
After a pause, Lan Yuying looked serious and pointed at Hongli.
"And Xiaoli, you are the domestic cat that is about to lose its ability to survive on its own!"
"Huh?"
Hongli waved her hand and said nonchalantly: "Isn't that good!
In this way, Heiyang will make me a useless person, a kind of noob who can't do anything without him.
In this way, wouldn’t I just have to meow at home and never be able to live without him? "
Lan Yuying: "..."
"Hey, hey, mom, what's your expression like? It's scary."
Seeing her mother Lan Yuying staring at her expressionlessly, Hongli waved her hands mockingly and couldn't help but quibble: "I don't just let Hei Yang support me, I don't do anything!
I sometimes help him do a lot of things!
Does my mother look down upon me, Hongli, as a parasite? ! "
"Is not it……"
Lan Yuying asked unceremoniously: "Kid Hongli, who gave you the illusion that you are not a little parasite?"
Hong Li: "???"
"False, rumors, slander, slander!"
Hongli couldn't help shouting in retort, she often cooks for Hei Yang!
"Mom, don't believe it. If you don't believe it, I will prove it to you now!"
Hong Li took a deep breath, sensed Hei Yang's position, turned around and stepped forward.
"I went to Hei Yang to comb my hair, and then I beat his back for half an hour to show that we as husband and wife respect each other as guests, live in harmony, make progress together, and support each other."
"Hey, wait a minute, let's not say anything else..."
Lan Yuying couldn't help but shouted: "Remember to wash your face and wet your hair, otherwise it will be difficult to comb it properly and it will be very troublesome!"
"Don't worry, Mom, this isn't the first time Hei Yang has done this job."
Hong Li waved her hand, picked up the water mirror hanging in the air, and slapped it on her face.
"Paji"
"Pfft ah ah ah..."
Hongli shook her head, yawned, raised her hands high, and gave a thumbs up to her mother behind her without looking back.
"Okay, feel better!"
"This child..."
Lan Yuying sighed.
"How can this save people's worries..."
Really, even though the children are already married, she still worries about them all day long. What a hard life!
"However, I am happy and happy!"
Lan Yuying smiled, shook her braid, combed it casually, and walked into the house with Ge'er sideways.
……………
"This, this, and this, match this..."
Next to the "weak" Da Ma, Hei Yang pointed to a large bag of medicine, introduced it to it one by one, and told it to pay attention to the precautions when taking it.
"You can swallow it in one gulp, or if you feel dry, just drink some water..."
Hei Yang looked serious: "Eat after meals, once in the morning and once in the evening. Don't get too close to other pony girls during this period.
If you don’t feel better after a week, just use the communication spirit stone to notify me. I taught you how to use that, right? "
"Hissing Law! Hissing Law!"
Da Ma nodded repeatedly, he will, remember, he will definitely follow the doctor's instructions.
Dr. Heiyang must cure it. It doesn't want to go back to its previous numb life of not being interested in anything!
I could have endured the darkness, if I had never seen the light——Malaysian emo.
"Well, don't worry, as long as you strictly follow what I told you, there will be no problem."
Hei Yang patted Da Ma's back gently, and accidentally knocked the weak guy staggering.
"you……"
A black line was drawn on Heiyang's head.
"Well, you can double the amount of medicine I just mentioned, and the number of times remains the same."
"hiss???"
Malaysia has a question mark. No, the dosage is doubled? Doctor, doctor, can it be saved?
"It's okay, it's okay. I can bring you back even if you died before..."
Hei Yang paused and said seriously: "But this is not a reason for you to disrespect and cherish life. Just treat this life as your only one!"
"Hissing Law!"
The big horse nodded repeatedly, it knew, it knew.
It has finally managed to increase the pony girl's favorability with this account. If it starts a new account again, it won't be willing to let it go!
"Well, it's good that you know..."
Hei Yang nodded and wanted to continue to say something. Suddenly he raised his eyebrows and turned to look into the distance, only to see Hong Li waving to him over there.
"Well, that's it, I'm leaving first."
Hei Yang waved goodbye to Dama directly.
"I'm going to be with my wife."
"hissing sound——"
The big horse raised one front hoof and waved goodbye to the black sun, and at the same time neighed loudly, meaning: You also remember to be moderate!
"..."
The black sun in the distance staggered violently and almost fell to the ground.
Dama: "..."
Da Ma blinked his eyes, lowered his head to bite the bag of medicine, threw it on his back, turned his head and disappeared!
………
"This guy walks pretty fast..."
Hei Yang turned his head and saw the big horse's back disappearing into the green grass in the distance. He snorted slightly and showed an unhappy expression.
"Huh, I'm in the Nascent Soul stage. Well, I'm in the Nascent Soul stage, I'm full of energy!"
"Hey! What's energetic? What's energetic!"
Hong Li jumped over happily and patted Hei Yang. She leaned forward slightly with her hands behind her back, looked up at Hei Yang, and smiled: "Good morning, hubby! You wake up so early!"
"Uh-huh, my mother dragged me out of bed. Could you be sooner..."
Hei Yang curled his lips, looked at Hong Li, and couldn't help but feel sorry for himself.
"Damn it, why didn't I drag you with me, you damn girl!"
"hey-hey……"
Hongli chuckled and didn't reply. She just liked seeing Hei Yang look like he was unhappy with her but had no reason to hit her.
"call……"
Taking a long breath, Hei Yangxian looked at Hongli and saw that the girl's face was still wet and her bangs were stuck to her forehead. However, the hair on her head was still messy. She immediately understood what the other party was going to do.
"so……"
Hei Yang took out the comb from his body and pointed at Hong Li: "Turn around."
"Hey, okay!"
Hong Li turned around obediently, allowing Hei Yang to start working on her head.
In Hong Li's words, it's Hei Yang who likes long hair and I'm the one with long hair, so you have to be responsible.
Hei Yang didn't object to this at all.
If nothing else, the key is that he likes to dress his wife beautifully, and this is not what he looks like on the screen...
"But then again..."
While combing Hong Li's hair, Hei Yang complained: "You must have been blown up by a bomb! I see that your head keeps banging when you sleep..."
"Hey, what can I do?"
Hongli curled her lips: "Isn't this the habit of sleeping on the bed at home?
There should have been a small pillow to cushion the position where I was arching, but there wasn't one..."
"It's not all your fault!"
Hong Li snorted softly and asked, "Didn't I tell you to take me back when you went back to the house to sleep? What happened?"
"In the end, I didn't go back to the house to sleep."
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang's reason was impeccable, which made Hong Li stunned for a moment, unable to think of any rebuttal.
"No, no!"
Hongli shook her head in annoyance and said angrily: "Then it's a prairie outside. What if a prairie wolf flies over and takes me away?"
"I'll just bring you back again."
Hei Yang replied casually.
"God brought it back..."
Hong Li imagined that scene, her face pretending to be angry and she almost burst into laughter.
"Can you please be more serious in your answer? Damn it, you are talking nonsense!"
"Ha, you have the nerve to blame me. You must have started talking nonsense. The Third Uncle of the racecourse here patrols all day long. There are no prairie wolves within hundreds of miles, ha!"
Hei Yang was not fooled and curled his lips with disdain.
"Besides, even if there are wolves, they can't get close to here!"
"Then, that means there are mosquitoes!"
Hongli quickly changed her tune.
"I've been sucked blood!"
"I also used my spiritual power to block mosquitoes and other things for you..."
Hei Yang said faintly: "You are talking nonsense, keep making it up, I'm listening."
"hateful!"
Hongli looked unconvinced. At this time, she loved to fight Hei Yang for no other reason.
"What if it's some kind of large mutated mosquito?"
Hong Li pointed at herself and Hei Yang, who was combing her hair behind her, and couldn't help but said: "We two are the protagonists, we finally go out, can we handle it without running into some trouble?
With our standard equipment, why don’t we have a prehistoric giant mosquito, the heart of the swarm, or something like that... ah! "
Hong Li screamed, revealing her dead fish eyes. Damn it, she forgot that her head was still under this guy's hand.
"Damn Heiyang, you hit me when I was combing my hair!"
"You were the one who started to argue with me here."
Hei Yang snorted softly, and while carefully combing Hong Li's hair, he said quietly: "Besides, I suspect that the two of us are no longer the protagonists.
Doesn’t it mean that after the protagonist gets married, the protagonist automatically switches to the next generation? "
"Ha, then you crazily weaken the protagonists of the previous generation to set off the next generation, right?"
Hong Li rolled her eyes and complained: "I really have you, Director Black."
"whispering sound……"
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and said speechlessly: "You can do it, you go ahead, screenwriter Hongli."
"Ha, why can't I?"
Hong Li said confidently: "First of all, let's change the protagonist back to us and continue to consume our feelings. Even if we die, we have to find a way to set up resurrection or something. Then the world will suddenly encounter a disaster, and we two..."
“Boom!
"
Before Hongli finished speaking, loud noises came from her ears, and at the same time there were sounds of horses' neighing and the sound of hoofbeats: "Neighing sound!
"
"???"
Hong Li had a question mark on her face and quickly waved her hands: "I didn't do it!"
"You are still making excuses, you traitor!"
Heiyang quickly combed Hongli's hair and flew towards his mother and the others.
"Just kneel down and apologize!"
"Fuck you!"
Hongli cursed back and also rushed in the direction of her mother and the others.
As the first loud noise spread, followed by several more loud noises, Hei Yang Hongli came to her mother's house nervously, and saw everyone running out with confused faces.
"What's going on? What's going on?"
Qing Yiyi ran to Hei Yang Hongli while chewing the pig's trotters in her hand. She herself was also confused.
"Are you two okay?"
"We must be fine!"
Hei Yang was relieved when he saw that his mother still had time to chew the pig's trotters, and when he saw Xiao Huo pulling Hei Hui and Hongqiao out of the house, and Lan Yuying walking out with the comb still in her hand.
"As long as everything is fine..."
"Well……"
Qing Yiyi finished chewing the pig's trotters in her mouth and was still a little dazed.
"What's going on? Wasn't there just one earthquake last year?"
"I don't know, Hongli did it. Ask her, she knows!"
Hei Yang pointed at Hong Li.
"Hey hey hey, what are you talking about?"
Hongli saw that everyone was looking at her and couldn't help but point at her third uncle who ran out with a confused look on his face and a famous helper from the racecourse.
"The house is fine, everyone is fine, it means this is not the center of the earthquake, right? Hei Yang is ignorant and talking nonsense, just ignore him!"
"Huh, as long as everyone is fine..."
Lan Yuying breathed a sigh of relief, then showed a worried expression.
"What about Dao Xiaochen and the others..."
"call!"
Qing Yiyi took a long breath, patted Hei Yang, and said, "Xiao Yang, run fast, go home and see your dad and the others, we are fine here."
"And I!"
Hongli came over: "I will go wherever Heiyang goes, and I also want to see my father and the others..."
"But……"
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Xiao Huo, who saw his father looking over and patted his chest confidently.
"Don't worry, Mom and Dad, Xiaohuo will protect grandma and grandma!"
"No way."
Hei Yang shook his head: "You are also a little baby who needs to be protected!"
"Ah this..."
Xiaohuo's expression froze.
"Indeed, you are still far away..."
Hong Li agreed, looked at each other with Hei Yang, and instantly thought of going together, the two threw out ten chess pieces, five soldiers and five pawns, turning into ten armored golden elixirs.
"Protect mom and the others!"
Heiyang Hongli ordered.
"As you command!"
The ten soldiers and chess pieces shouted in unison.
Hei Yang Hongli looked at her mother and the others, received a look of approval, nodded, and disappeared instantly: "Let's go!"
