Well……"
Hei Yang held a big spoon and carefully scraped the red lake-shaped object from the pot. This was the life-saving medicine he made for Da Ma. It was colored but tasteless.
It can help Malaysia replenish the body while suppressing impulses, increasing revenue and reducing expenditure. It is not the kind of medicine that hurts the body, but you should not take too much.
So Hei Yang now needs to collect these, divide them into appropriate amounts, and then ask Da Ma to take them.
As for the other steps, there is no need to use them. It took a total of five hours. Hei Yang was not very satisfied with this. After all, the pot was not good and it could not replace a good stove. There was no way.
Just as Hei Yang was concentrating on packing, a small hand held the meat skewer and stretched it to his mouth.
"Heiyang, open your mouth, ah——"
Hong Li's voice sounded from behind.
"Uh-huh."
Hei Yang took a bite of the roasted meat and continued to scrape the ointment from the pot while eating.
"Hey hehe..."
Hongli squatted on the right side of Heiyang, holding her chin with one hand and looking up at Heiyang. From this angle, the starry sky made Heiyang's face bright and dark, losing some of its usual childishness, and seemed to have become He looks like he is in his twenties.
"Sniff, cough, cough..."
Hong Li stared at Hei Yang with a silly smile, and couldn't help but said intoxicatedly: "Hei Yang, you are too handsome, too foul..."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
Hei Yang grinned and said with a smile: "But speaking of it, there is no suitable standard for handsome aesthetic appearance. Since you think so, Xiaoli, then so be it."
"No, no, I'm definitely not the only one who thinks you're handsome..."
Hong Li stubbornly retorted: "This is not just a lover filter, I think it's because you are good-looking and one of the most handsome guys!"
Hongli stubbornly wanted to prove that her husband was handsome in the first place. She was the one who caught this baby at a huge advantage. Others must be envious of him.
"Huh, no way..."
Hong Li was startled, her face solemn.
"Hei Yang is so beautiful. If a lustful person is looking at her and wants to steal her love..."
"What are you talking about..."
Hei Yang curled his lips and said, "You are talking nonsense again."
"No, I have to find a mask for you Hei Yang to cover your face, just like that King Lanling I told you about..."
Hong Li lowered her head and started rummaging through her storage bag, and kept mumbling: "When you go out, seal your appearance, and then untie it when you get home..."
"What kind of perverted possessiveness..."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "It's really scary."
"There's no point in being afraid, you have to listen to me."
Hong Li snorted and rummaged carefully.
"Well, mask, mask, no..."
"How is it possible?"
Hei Yang clicked his tongue and said speechlessly: "How can things that we haven't bought appear out of thin air?"
"Damn it, if that's the case!"
Hongli made a sound, took out the next storage bag and continued rummaging through it.
"But it doesn't matter. Since you can't find the mask, I can just find a piece of cloth to cover your face..."
"Then I go out to visit relatives. Others think there's a thief, right?"
Hei Yang smiled helplessly and complained about Hong Li teasingly.
If he had just come to this world, he might actually be able to find a way to make a mask or something and put it on, for no other reason than to block other people's eyes.
Wearing a mask, you can remain expressionless when talking to others, and you can occasionally smile when listening to others. As long as it is not obvious, you will not be noticed.
In this way, everyone thinks that this situation is quite good. It can cover up not only the inner feelings, but also friends who have poor appearance or disfigurement. They can also use this to regain their confidence.
Especially when everyone around you is wearing a mask, you suddenly realize that you are no longer the special one and can blend in with everyone, which is great.
Of course, using the mask to steal food in class or something like that, tsk tsk...
It was definitely not a lack of confidence in appearance that Hei Yang had at the beginning, it was just the fear of loneliness. It could also be regarded as a way of self-protection, just like some unconfident people subconsciously lower their heads...
But that has nothing to do with the current Hei Yang.
Now he is a successful young man with a wife and children, a happy family, and a happy life. At least he thinks this is the happiness of life.
Every day, he has a smile on his face.
Don't just talk about him, this girl Hongli is the same.
In the past, I just gave him a look, but now I still give him a look, but my smiles have obviously increased.
It's not that she has changed her mind about Hei Yang or thinks his personality has changed or anything, but it's that Hong Li still couldn't let go of him before.
To put it simply: Don’t give him too much sunshine, lest he shines brightly and rubs his nose and face.
As for now, hey, just slap your nose and face. Anyway, this guy has done more extreme things...
Hong Li was rummaging around while thinking about it, and kept mumbling in her mouth: "It's broken, can't it really be found..."
When I was looking through other things in the past, these piles of debris blocked me, as if everything was there.
But now when I try to use it or look for it, I can’t find anything..."
"Hey, that's so classic."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth raised slightly: "I am the same, this is called the relationship between husband and wife!"
"Ah, yes, that's true..."
Hong Li sighed, looked up at Hei Yang, hummed softly, and handed over another meat skewer.
"Seal your mouth! Damn it! Open your mouth obediently! Let me feed you the medicine!"
"Ah, okay, okay, let me give you medicine."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes, opened his mouth and ate the meat skewers.
"Look how you poison me to death, stinky Hongli."
"Don't sell it at a low price. I won't even eat it myself."
Hong Li pouted, flipping through the storage bag, and suddenly saw something. She raised her eyebrows, picked it out, and handed it to Hei Yang.
"Honey, hubby, do you think this is okay? I'll aggrieve you a little bit?"
"Um, what the hell?"
Hei Yang leaned back and looked at the thing handed over by Hong Li, his eyelids twitching.
In Hong Li's hand, well, there is a pair of black stockings...
"You want me to use this as a mask..."
Hei Yang showed his half-moon eyes, feeling as if he was about to rob a bank.
"Speaking of which, you are a pretty girl, quite talented...
I made clothes that cross the world. You have figured out how to dress across the world, right? "
"Well……"
Hongli smiled coquettishly, scratched her cheek, and whispered in a low voice: "Didn't I take a look at your previous world scene a few times before, and then I saw several guys dressed like this..."
"Good guy, I'm so damn good guy..."
Hei Yang twitched the corner of his mouth. He calculated that the technology over there had improved a lot compared to when he left. There were domestic robots and the like. Is this creature with a head and stockings still moving...
I heard that in some places, it is considered rude to go to a robbery without stockings...
Let's just say, you went to rob, are you still rude?
But then again, why do those kinds of creatures still exist? Could it be that the progress of the times has only improved certain aspects of technology...
Hei Yang thought that the era when he could rely on his hands to fight for his future was over.
"What age has it been? It's still traditional robbery..."
Hei Yang shook his head and couldn't help but complain.
However, Hong Li frowned, thought about it, and said a little uncertainly: "But in the picture I saw, those guys don't look like living people, like those kind of machine beast puppets?"
"Well……"
It took Hei Yang less than a second to understand what his wife was talking about, the machine beast puppet. When he realized that she was talking about a robot, he couldn't help but show his half-moon eyes.
Well, this time he is an old-fashioned and backward person. No one can put a hood on a robot anymore!
Are robots used for robberies in the future?
Then the person who goes to the bank to withdraw money can’t be a robot?
How to capture hostages?
Or do robots also have lives?
A bunch of "correct" remarks flashed through Hei Yang's mind instantly, and he felt bad. He couldn't help but shake his head.
Forget it, luckily he has been reincarnated.
What was the past life? do not know!
He Baiyang has already entered the traveling realm, right?
"Tsk tsk..."
Hei Yang continued to scrape the bottom of the pot while he was thinking about it, and suddenly found that the bottom had been dug out unknowingly.
He scratched the inner wall of the big pot a few more times, put all the fruits of his labor into the big basin, took another small spoon, and picked them up one spoon at a time.
Each spoonful is about the amount that most Malaysians can eat at one time, which is very convenient and a benefit for lazy horses.
"Hei Yang, Hei Yang, husband Hei Yang, answer quickly!"
Hong Li on the side patted Hei Yang on the back, shook the stockings in her hand seriously, and said expectantly: "What do you think, is this okay?"
"What do you think?"
Hei Yang asked speechlessly.
"After a while, Mom and the others saw me, and I had to be skewered and roasted on the fire."
"Hey, Hey Yang, you are an adult now, and you already have your own independent decision-making authority!"
Hong Li chuckled, covering Hei Yang's face was just an excuse, her real purpose was just to have fun.
She had already planned it. When Hei Yang put it on, she would just take out the photo stone, "click, click, click" to take a photo, and then take out the photo to enjoy. It was a good plan!
This kind of childish prank is probably too lazy for even Xiao Huo to play, but it's just right for Hongli's age. Who gives her someone who can accompany her willful Hei Yang?
Many times, you are suddenly no longer interested in those games and so on, and you no longer want to engage in the entertainment activities you used to like. You think you are mature, and this is the price of growing up.
In fact, many times, there is just no one to play with you like your old friends.
This is the price of growing up, it's called loneliness.
When there is no one to accompany you to be willful, and when there is no one to indulge your personality, the joy will disappear, right...
Well, after saying so much, Hong Li rolled her eyes, slapped Hei Yang on the back, and shouted loudly.
"Hey Hei Yang, come and give it a try?"
"You are so evil, right?"
"Why do you say it sounds so ugly..."
"Haha, have you worn it?"
Hei Yang turned his head, stared at Hong Li with dead fish eyes, and questioned his soul.
"Ah ha ha……"
Looking at Hei Yang's serious eyes, Hong Li waved her hands with a smile and said quickly: "No, no, how could it be? I feel so sorry for you Hei Yang, how could I let you wear something I wore? It's nothing, hahaha ..."
"oh."
Hei Yang nodded and turned his head.
"Then I won't wear it anymore, there's no need to discuss it."
Hongli: "???"
"No, something's wrong with you?!"
"I'm so cruel!"
After Hei Yang collected more than two thousand pieces, he raised his hand and poured a ball of water into the pot. The water in the pot spun wildly into a vortex, working hard to clean the residue in the pot.
Seeing this scene, Hei Yang nodded with satisfaction. He had never learned any pot-cleaning skills, but he could figure it out by groping on his own. This wave is called self-created magic!
Hongli's conspiracy failed, so she didn't care much. She turned around and came back with many skewers of barbecue, and handed half of them to Hei Yang.
"Hey, Black Sun is yours, and this is mine..."
"What's yours and mine..."
Hei Yang cleaned up the scene, looked at Hong Li's blanket spread on the grass, and gently sat next to her.
Hei Yang said casually: "What difference do we have between you and me, right? What's yours is mine, and what's mine is yours. This is called inseparable..."
"well said!"
Hong Li nodded heavily and said quickly: "Tomorrow it will be my turn to wash the dishes again. According to the great theory of "What's mine is yours", I will leave my task of washing the dishes to you! "
"Climb, climb, crawl!"
Hei Yang snorted and counterattacked: "Then keep formulating, what's mine is yours, this mission is yours again, keep working hard!"
"ah?"
Hongli tilted her head, gritted her teeth in anger and said, "Then I'll try again!"
"I'll do it again!"
"I'll do it again!"
"I……"
"Aren't you childish? Why don't you rebound?"
"Bounce!"
"Grass!"
"Children are not allowed to say dirty words."
Hei Yang put his hands on his hips and lectured.
"You're just a kid. Sister, I've already become a dirty adult."
Hong Li snorted softly, and suddenly thought of something, Digu said: "But if we wash the dishes tomorrow, we may not be able to go home tomorrow. We might be able to eat a few meals before going home, and we don't have to wash the dishes afterward." Bowl, does that mean I’m always on vacation?”
"You reminded me just by saying this."
Hei Yang had a solemn look on his face and said seriously: "Originally, I was thinking that anything would be fine, just whatever.
But now, I will tell you all to go home tomorrow, have a happy and enjoyable dinner, and eat at our house, using our bowls!
It’s rare for you, Xiaoli, to be so leisurely and elegant, so I must help you, right? "
"You are a dog, right?"
Hongli got angry and kicked Hei Yang in the side, sighed, lay down gently, and looked at the sky.
"I'm a little tired today, so I went to bed early because..."
"Third uncle is preparing a house for us."
Hei Yang reminded.
"Oh, that's not important. I'll just fall asleep and talk..."
On the blanket, Hongli lay next to Heiyang and closed her eyes peacefully.
"Whenever you go to sleep, why don't you just carry me into the house? Uh-huh..."
Hongli yawned.
"Okay, okay, no more words, go to bed, good night, hubby Heiyang..."
"Xiaoli, you..."
Halfway through Hei Yang's words, Hong Li fell into coma, and a row of black lines streaked across his head.
Sighing, he took out a quilt and covered her with it.
Hei Yang sat next to Hong Li, caressing her little head, looking at the faint smile on her face, he couldn't help but smile too.
"Good night and sweet dreams, Xiaoli."
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