Ah~~my heart is broken~~it’s riddled with holes~~”
Hong Li sang a sad tune, dragging out a long note, and drifted slowly to a certain open space next to Hei Yang, who was holding a big pot to light a fire.
"Well……"
Hong Li couldn't understand what Hei Yang was doing at the moment. She floated to Hei Yang's side, hugged Hei Yang from behind, and leaned her little head on Hei Yang's back, with a look of aggrievement on her face.
"Heiyang~~I was laughed at~~"
"oh."
Hei Yang nodded, lifted up the wooden bucket on the side, poured all the water into the pot, carefully checked the water level in the pot, and threw a water ball to fill it up to the ideal position.
"Well……"
Hong Li hugged Hei Yang from behind. When she heard his response, she paused, blinked, and a string of question marks appeared on her head.
"Just...oh? Is this how you comfort me?"
"if not?"
Hei Yang stepped on a high bench and poured basins into the pot, which turned out to be some unknown stuff.
"ah?"
A tic-tac-toe popped up on Hong Li's head, and she moved her arms away, floating to the right side of Hei Yang who was adding ingredients to the pot. She folded her arms and looked at him angrily.
"What do you mean otherwise? What kind of attitude do you have! Damn it!
I was laughed at, shouldn't you have picked up the guy and gone back to avenge me? ! "
"Heh, do I look stupid?"
Hei Yang chuckled and said quietly: "First of all, the only people who can laugh at you are our family.
Then, if it was Hye Hye Kyo Qiao who laughed at you, you would beat them both up yourself, and why would you come to me for help?
Next are two mothers. If they laugh at you, my correct action should be to echo with a smile, "Ah, yes, yes, yes, mom, you are right, my Hongli has been stupid since she was a child." They want me to go back and give it to you. You want revenge or something, do you want to lose your husband?
Finally, Xiao Huo is not that kind of child, and her grandmother and grandmother are both here, and compared to the two of us, she is more like her mother and their biological children, do you understand what I mean? "
"Ah this..."
Hongli blinked and looked up to sort out her family status.
Moms＞Xiaohuo＞Yangli＞Huihui Qiaoqiao
"Well……"
Hong Li's mouth twitched.
"Understand."
Hei Yang sighed softly, spread his hands, and increased the fire under the cauldron. He took a red glass spoon half the size of a head from the side and put it into the cauldron to stir.
"So, I can't help you with this kind of thing, Xiaoli. If you are really unhappy, you can just punch me twice!"
"call……"
Hong Li took a breath, her fierce eyes suddenly softened, she turned her head away and snorted softly.
"Who wants to hit you? It's a waste of energy, huh!
Besides, I was just joking with you, but there is something wrong with you having to analyze it so seriously! "
"So, now tsundere is gradually withdrawing from the market."
Hei Yang said quietly: "If you want to express your feelings, you can just say things like "Hei Yang, I like you the most" and "Hei Yang, I love you so much" instead. "
"Ah bah bah bah..."
Hong Li gritted her teeth with a look of displeasure on her face and said, "What line? It's so disgusting. How could a cool girl like me say that?"
"Cool type, when will there be more new settings..."
"Don't worry about it, just ask me just now, wouldn't it be nice to have a wife who can keep adding settings?
Today she is a legal lolita, tomorrow she is a cute green plum or something..."
Hong Li clapped her fingers and said, "Or maybe, on the surface, she is an obedient and cute charming little wife, but in fact she is a high-ranking Queen at home, and the little servant Hei Yang is being trained like crazy..."
"Don't add settings yet, just add the meat that needs to be added to the body first."
"What the hell!?!"
Hong Li gritted her teeth and punched Hei Yang, and said fiercely: "I'm angry!"
"Ha ha……"
Hei Yang smiled and raised one hand, surrendering: "Okay, okay, I surrender. I was wrong. My Queen, please don't be angry, okay?"
"Hey, your attitude is not sincere at all."
Hongli curled her lips and ended the topic.
"But then again..."
Hong Li stretched out her little head curiously and looked at the red soup that Hei Yang was stirring in the pot. She couldn't help but ask, "What are you doing? It's so scary. Did Grandma Meng pass it on to you before she left?" "
"Ah, deal with it. This is what Grandma Meng taught me. I'm going to prepare this pot of soup and force-feed it to you to brainwash you into my shape."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "How about it, are you scared?"
"Hey, when did I stop being in your shape?"
Hong Li snorted and said disdainfully: "I have been brainwashed into your shape, would I be afraid of such a thing?"
"Awesome, as long as you give it away quickly, no one can beat you, right..."
"Hahahaha, you know you're scared, right?"
Hongli laughed three times: "If you're afraid, just come over and lick Her Lady Queen's feet..."
"I heard."
Hei Yang said quietly.
"Ahem, then, what's going on..."
Hongli's face turned slightly red and she looked away.
"You can't even dream about it, right?!"
"Tsk tsk..."
Hei Yang shook his head with disdain.
"Just you? A useless snack that begs for mercy in seconds?"
"Wow, who are you scolding?"
Hong Li's eyes widened, her hands on her hips, and she warned, "Believe it or not, I'll stuff my feet into your mouth while you're sleeping!"
"..."
Hei Yang paused, covered his face with one hand, and said speechlessly: "What kind of monster are you? Are you so vicious..."
"Hahaha, you must be scared!"
Hong Li was proud again, don't worry about why, just be proud and that's it.
"Afraid or not afraid."
Hei Yang shook his head and said nothing more.
"ha?"
Hongli's eyes widened: "What do you mean, you don't want to give me face, right? Just now you said I was vicious, but now I'm not afraid anymore, so I wasn't scolded in vain!"
"Yeah, your thinking is very clear, you're a smart girl."
Hei Yang nodded and said casually: "It's very simple. Since you want to prank me while I'm sleeping, I have to make sure you don't have time to sleep."
"Uh-huh...?"
Hong Li's expression froze, her eyes turned into beady eyes, and the corner of her mouth twitched: "That kind of thing is not good, hehehe, Heiyang, please don't do that kind of thing that hurts your body, I will feel bad..."
"Hehehe..."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes, pointed to the pot, and asked, "I remember you are also a master of alchemy, don't you? See for yourself what I am doing?"
"uh-huh?"
Hong Li frowned, her knowledge reserves that had been sealed for a long time were opened, and she kept searching for the appearance of the red soup in front of her.
"Tip, added sunflower..."
Hei Yang said casually.
"Hmm... sunflower..."
Hongli tilted her head and continued to recall the memory until it was fixed on a certain place and her eyes widened.
"Ah, this can't be the case..."
"Looking at your tone, I should have found the correct answer."
Hei Yang continued to stir the pot clockwise and said casually: "Now you don't have to worry about Hei Yang hurting your body, right?"
"What the hell are you doing, what the hell am I doing, what the hell are you doing, what the hell do I do..."
Hongli's eyelids were twitching wildly, and she cried sincerely, lowering her head and saying, "Brother Heiyang, it's okay if I'm wrong, wuwuwu, please accept your magical powers!"
"Yeah."
Hei Yang smiled and said, "Kowtow to me."
"Climb, climb, crawl!"
Hongli knocked her elbow on Hei Yang's head and said fiercely: "It's loud, Brother Hei Yang, if it's not enough, I'll do it again!"
"hehe……"
Hei Yang stretched out, took out the big spoon, took a big pot lid from the side, covered the pot tightly, turned to look at Hong Li next to him, stared at the dead fish eyes and said quietly: "You want to fight? Right, dead girl?"
"Aba, Aba, I don't understand, I don't understand what Hei Yang is talking about!"
"..."
Seeing Hong Li's frightened look, a row of black lines crossed Hei Yang's head.
She's both playful and fun-loving, cowardly and capable of pretending, this girl really deserves a beating...
But who would let this be his wife? Just pamper her.
Hei Yang sighed, reached out and touched Hong Li's head, and explained: "Stop thinking nonsense, I just lied to you. This thing is not for me, it is for some heartless guy..."
"Uh, you mean..."
Hong Li blinked and looked at Hei Yang.
"That guy from Malaysia..."
Hei Yang patted the soil on the chair, sat down with Hong Li in his arms, and sighed: "In order to prevent it from dying young in two or three years, I have to find a way to patch it up, otherwise, tsk tsk, So let’s just say that things that are easily addictive will usually harm people..."
"Then, what should I do if you become addicted to I Love Black Sun?"
"Just wait and be harmed by me."
"oh……"
Hong Li rolled her eyes, stretched out in Hei Yang's arms, and said quietly: "Stop compiling those famous aphorisms with general prefixes. Tell me what's going on, please tell me. I'm curious."
"What else could be going on? This soup is usually made to compensate for that kind of situation. I just adjusted the dosage ratio of the medicinal ingredients based on the opponent's physical data. It's not a big problem..."
Hei Yang spread his hands and complained: "If you don't have diamonds, don't take the porcelain job. Without Hei Yang's good body, how dare it!"
"whispering sound……"
"What?"
Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and said angrily: "Isn't Hei Yang strong?"
"Ah, just be strong and strong."
"Perfunctory."
"Ah! My husband! Your strong body, ugh, hahaha, I can't go on, hahaha..."
"Hey, it's too rude to laugh."
Hei Yang sighed, looked at the cauldron, and said casually: "You know, this thing should normally be made with an alchemy furnace, but we didn't even bring the alchemy furnace in the basement, so I asked my third uncle to borrow it. I got a big pot and cleaned it.
Fortunately, I brought a lot of materials, and most of them are common ones. Coupled with my superb skills, I can use this thing to achieve the effect of an alchemy furnace..."
"Ha, that's too modest."
Hongli said leisurely: "The effect of the alchemy furnace has been achieved? It is beyond the effect of the alchemy furnace!"
"really!"
Hei Yang chuckled and nodded in agreement.
"Look at Xiaoli, you are not happy with my modesty."
"Ha, only I can belittle you, okay, who allows you to belittle yourself?"
Hong Li snorted softly and looked at the cauldron with some doubts.
"Speaking of which, how many pots are you making? I haven't used a large pot much, so I have no experience at all. How many pills can this produce?"
"About two thousand pills..."
Hei Yang said casually: "Not much, after all, I put in so many materials."
"Huh?"
Hong Li tilted her head and said with some uncertainty: "If I remember correctly, a furnace usually produces ten pills, right?
Can the output be increased so much by using a big pot?
One part of material is used as two hundred parts? Hei Yang, are you a little outrageous? "
"Ha, who told you about the ingredients I used per serving? What I threw was about two hundred servings, so I estimated around two thousand..."
Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and said with a funny smile: "Really speaking, after the pot is boiled, this thing probably won't be in the shape of a pill. It can only be cut into small pieces. After all, If you are not a serious alchemy furnace, you can only do it like this."
"Well, a small piece, a small piece..."
Hong Li raised her head in confusion and asked curiously: "What shape is that? What does it look like specifically?"
"Are you one hundred thousand whys?"
Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "Sitting on the chair, guarding the pot, hugging you. I know you are my wife, but you don't know it, as if I am educating my daughter..."
"Ha, it doesn't mean that it doesn't mean..."
Hongli sneered and begged, "Just tell me!"
"A block is a block..."
Hei Yang shook his head and said unhappily: "Oh my, this is my first time too. If you ask me, who should I ask?
How could I know what the finished product will look like before it's finished? Then if I don't answer the paper, it will fill it in by itself, right? "
"But there will always be someone who answers the question correctly, right?"
Hong Li stretched out a finger, poked Hei Yang's cheek, and begged, "Actually, I already have a rough idea in my head from your description, but I'm just not sure.
So think about it quickly, and then let's see if what we think is similar, and test the tacit understanding between husband and wife. "
"What's the point of testing this?"
Hei Yang curled his lips and gave an example: "Egg custard, the kind cut with a spoon."
"Oh ho!"
Hong Li suddenly realized.
"Got it, got it, awesome!"
"Look, tacit understanding is worth full marks, right?"
"really."
………
The concoction of Heiyang Nao is much richer, so it takes shape faster.
"Huh..."
Hei Yang covered his mouth and nose, opened the lid of the pot, looked at the gradually forming medicine block, nodded, poured another half bucket of water into the pot, closed the lid again, and reduced the firepower.
Until the black sun opened again, it finally became the square "elixir" she imagined it would look like.
"Black Sun, Black Sun!"
Hongli was called away just now, but now she ran back with a handful of meat skewers and handed one to Hei Yang.
"Eat it while it's hot, mom and the others are still baking it!
After you finish eating this, there are still some. I'll go get it for you. "
"Okay, thank you Xiaoli."
Hei Yang smiled and was finally able to eat. It was already past ten o'clock in the evening and almost eleven o'clock in the evening. It was estimated that this meal would last until the early morning.
However, it's not a big problem.
The starry sky on the grassland is also very beautiful. Heiyang Hongli looked up at the sky while eating.
During the day, the sun was still warm in the sky, but now the wind was blowing and the grass was low, causing Heiyang Hongli's hair to drift, and it was actually a little cool.
"Mom is right."
Hong Li said while eating, "It's nice to come out and play occasionally."
"Then if I let you choose again..."
"I must stay at home! No matter how nice it is outside, there is no home like you!"
"really!"
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