"Ah~~life is full of ups and downs!"
Hongli slumped aside with a look of despair on her face, her eyes lackluster, like a salted fish that had lost its dream.
"Back to this small body again, the red glass is weak and the black sun is soaring..."
"Black Sun!"
Hongli said quietly: "Can you satisfy me with one thing? Brother, I have never asked you for much in my life. I only ask you to become..."
"Shut up and don't even think about it."
Hei Yang slapped Hong Li to the point where his head went crazy, and he snorted softly: "You don't have enough things to ask me for? You haven't asked me much yet. Who are you kidding if you put it here!"
"Hey, you have promised so many times anyway, so it doesn't matter if you promise one more time."
Hong Li curled her lips, clenched her fist angrily, and secretly made up her mind: "Wait a minute, Hei Yang, sooner or later, I will finally realize my ideal!"
"Don't tarnish the word ideal, okay..."
Hei Yang poked Hong Li's head and couldn't help but complain: "Whenever you're asleep, I'll secretly open your head and see what weird things are inside."
"Hey, what kind of death threat is this? A murder preview?!"
Hong Li shouted: "Don't talk about opening someone's head as easily as opening a drawer and pushing a door!"
"Okay, okay, don't lie there."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and pointed to the last box.
"Drive quickly, drive quickly, and do whatever you have to do after driving. It'll be a little numb!"
"Okay, okay, now that you've got to kneel down and beg me."
Hong Li sighed, put her hand on the box, and turned it around: "Then I will help you with mercy."
"Who kneels down to beg you."
"Of course it's you..."
"Huh? Where?"
"In the fantasy in my mind, you are kneeling down and crying, begging Lord Hongli for forgiveness."
"Um?"
Hei Yang said speechlessly: "Did you make a mistake? It was obviously you who made the first move. Why should I ask for your forgiveness? Is this reasonable?"
"Nonsense, if it were reasonable, would I still just fantasize in my head?"
Hong Li chuckled, "I've long been hiding from you by kicking my nose and crying."
"makes sense."
Hei Yang nodded thoughtfully and watched Hong Li unscrew the box, revealing golden light.
Item: Smart Music Box
Quality: gold
Effect: A total of 3,577,236 pieces of music are recorded in it. Each piece of music is strictly reviewed and selected by at least a hundred music masters of different races. The works can be recorded in the smart music box and regarded as The highest honor for musicians in the world.
With the blessing of smart music, it can nourish the soul in all aspects.
Function: Reminds you of the feeling you felt when you first hit the beat.
"Wow, buddy, it seems like he suddenly released something amazing. It's the highest honor for musicians. Does that mean most of it contains great songs?"
Hong Li chuckled: "Suddenly I feel like I have become more elegant."
"Ah, yes, yes..."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes, opened the music box curiously, and chose to randomly switch to a song.
"How about listening to music from great musicians."
"Well……" …
Hong Li nodded and kept quiet together with Hei Yang. Their eyes lit up as they listened to the slow and melodious music playing in the music box.
"It sounds really good..."
Hong Li whispered: "Sure enough, no matter what race in the world, music is a bridge for spiritual communication."
"You said yes?"
Hei Yang also said in a low voice: "What if some races have different organ principles for hearing sounds than us, such as different vibration frequencies, but the same sound experience is produced.
At this time, you can't just rely on one song to satisfy all races. "
"But being selected by so many masters proves its suitability for communication."
Hong Li rolled her eyes at Hei Yang and approached the music box curiously, discovering that this thing also had a built-in operating screen.
"Let's see what instruments are used in this song...um, is it sung directly?"
"ha?"
Hei Yang tilted his head and said curiously: "But there are no lyrics."
"Well, the singer's race is Cricket."
"That's okay. Why does it sound so familiar? I don't understand the language..."
Hei Yang spread his hands and complained: "I don't know other people's pronunciation, and I don't even know how to get scolded."
"Haha, indeed, let me see, um..."
A question mark floated on Hong Li's head: "Huh? Aren't there more than three million songs?
There are only more than 700,000 songs to choose from. Did you buy a fake? "
"We didn't pay our daughter-in-law."
Hei Yang reminded: "Doesn't it count as buying fake goods?"
"Gifts can't be deliberately disgusting. Besides, most gifts are sold in bundles with bound prices. Oh, I found it..."
Hongli was suddenly startled and clicked somewhere: "Let me take a look. It says here that music is filtered based on the delivery location..."
[In order to ensure the health and safety of listeners, as well as a good user experience and truly enjoy the charm of music, we have adopted a strict screening system for factors such as different races, different cultures, and different world views. 】
[Filtering and elimination: The organs of ordinary users of the Type III human race cannot receive the corresponding range of music.
Music that is too difficult for users to understand.
The main theme is violent, chaotic music with the ability to confuse the mind.
Mixed information and knowledge will bring a music of destruction to the local world.
Music that cannot be transmitted via this world's media.
Some unusually selected niche music.
Some……】
"Wow, so many restrictions."
Hongli sighed: "If I were a song, I would definitely be removed."
"Maybe it touches my soul, and it sounds like a good song to me."
Hei Yang said happily: "For example, Hongli, niche, um, no, exclusive songs!"
"Woweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Hongli howled twice, showing a funny face.
"When you sleep, I howl in your ears to see if you can say such beautiful words."
"If you can't sleep, you always have to sleep on something..."
"Ah!"
Hong Li snorted lightly and was too lazy to talk to Hei Yang.
"In this way, the gift box is finished and you can do other things."
"Uh, for example?" …
"Ten t's."
"???"
"Just kidding, just kidding."
Hongli waved her hand with a smile: "You don't take it seriously, do you?"
"You are outrageous."
Hei Yang said speechlessly: "Sooner or later, you will burn yourself with fire. I tell you."
"That's what Hongli needs to worry about in the future. As for now..."
Hongli stretched, jumped off the floor and put on her shoes, walked slowly to the study room and came out again, pulled out a comic book and spread it in front of Hei Yang, put her hands on her hips, and hummed: "You promised me before, read it together before Last one, we want to read another one.
You said you were getting married and needed time to prepare, and then you pushed it to after marriage. Is that okay now? "
ranwena.
"There's nothing wrong with this..."
Hei Yang stretched out, smiled softly at Hong Li, who had opened his arms, and pulled her into his arms: "Read it from the first page?"
"Otherwise, of course, start from the first page."
Hong Li had obviously prepared for it. She opened the first page and said, "As you can see from the introduction, this comic is about a little boy who constantly kills people around him and blames others to get away with it."
Indeed, Hei Yang nodded and agreed: "And he will not expose himself when putting the blame on others, and even use the hands of others to put the blame on others. The method is really so clever that it is frightening!"
"That's right, that's what the basic information I read seems to say, wait..."
Hong Li turned to look at Hei Yang, her eyes widened: "How do you know?"
"Ha, I'm ashamed to say it..."
Hei Yang smiled shyly and touched his head: "I happen to have seen it once or twice..."
"Wow, you, you..."
Hongli pointed her finger at Hei Yang above, pointed for a long time and poked the tip of his nose: "Then you should be a true gentleman who reads books without saying anything. I am not allowed to spoil the book while I am reading it, otherwise I will beat you."
"A true gentleman reads books without speaking..."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and hummed: "Do I still need this to prove me?
There is a saying that a true gentleman is a man who can sit still and remain calm. "
"You're messed up, I can feel it."
"Ha, so that's it?"
Hei Yang's expression froze, and he showed an indifferent smile again: "Occasionally, I will miss."
"Haha, I really believed you."
Hong Li moved her body slightly, but was pulled back by Hei Yang again. She could only roll her eyes and sighed: "Okay, okay, it's up to you. You can't spoil the book while I'm reading. I agreed." What a true gentleman."
"Actually, I haven't seen much."
Hei Yang told the truth: "I have heard about it a little bit, and I only know a little bit about it. In layman's terms, I am just a cloud reader.
After all, we didn’t have much time at the time and couldn’t spare the time to read many of them, so we had to take a look at Xiaoyun, which was a pity. "
"That's good. Now you don't have to worry about running out of time."
Hongli chuckled: "Okay, okay, don't talk. Let's start the story. Let's talk about the characters in it. They are quite cute."
"Am I cute?"
"No, no, no."
"Perfunctory."
"Ah, yes, yes."
"Why don't you go into a comic book and die."
"That's okay."
Hei Yang chuckled, no more beeps. …
The protagonist at the beginning of the story is named Zhang San, a high school student who is nicknamed the Outlaw. He is proficient in a variety of escape methods and often helps death row criminals escape legal sanctions. How terrifying!
"Villain protagonist."
Hongli said leisurely: "Teach a bad kid what to do, hehe."
"It's almost done."
On this day, Zhang San received an offline contact. Someone was preparing to carry out a murder at the city's playground on the weekend, and asked Zhang San to be there and be his accomplice.
The other party's quotation was very high, and Zhang San had no reason to refuse. He went to the site in advance and made various plans and preparations. This was indeed a display of professionalism to the extreme.
But he didn't expect that when he stepped out, he encountered a group of big fish. It turned out that his peers were trading.
Secretly turning his cell phone into recording mode, Zhang San prepared to record their conversation and then use the recording to blackmail them.
Then say, oh, you don’t want this recording to be known to the uncles from the Metropolitan Police Department, so do you know what you should do now?
Well, the plan works!
"Good guy, this is not extortion of money!"
Hong Li was shocked: "What a despicable protagonist, a real villain!"
"Hey, hey, don't think blindly. This one is a man, and those traders are also men."
"Aren't there any beauties in their organization? Just send any of them out to sacrifice, and then they will die together with Zhang San with thunder on their bodies!"
"Ha, you're a criminal."
"That's right, we have rich experience!"
"But what if the plot of this comic is more ups and downs?"
Hong Li guessed with a solemn expression: "For example, Zhang San's target is these big men!"
"Uh, you go ahead and crawl. What are you thinking about?"
"No, I have to look back secretly to verify my guess."
"Stop it, what's the point of reading a book like this?"
"Oh, I don't want to peek at the plot, I just want to see if there are any scenes of them farming and me farming!"
Hongli swung around wildly, and suddenly her eyes lit up: "As expected! As expected! Damn Zhang San, as expected, he really did something great!"
"how?"
Hei Yang said quietly: "You know it again? What did you see?"
"Ha, look, look, is there a little boy here?"
"Ah, yes, yes, there is a little boy, and then, what can it mean?"
"This looks like Zhang San's child. Didn't you see that they look so similar?"
Hong Li said confidently: "Zhang San really didn't control it. He accidentally became a father... Hey, you are so young!"
"Not many beeps!"
Hei Yang said fiercely: "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll knock your head off. Look good!"
"oh……"
Hei Yang Hongli was still in the mood to joke with each other at first.
However, the development of the plot became more and more fascinating, and the two of them became more and more fascinated. They gradually lost their voices and became quiet.
Time passed unknowingly and it was noon.
"Hongli, your communication spirit stone is shining..."
"Don't worry about it, let's keep watching."
"Hey, it's too rude not to answer the call. I condemn you."
"Okay, okay, wrong, wrong, I'll go pick it up, ugh." …
Hongli sighed: "It's really annoying. Reading a book doesn't make anyone happy."
"I've been watching it for a long time. It won't take much time to answer the phone. Let's continue watching later. Speaking of the current time..."
Hei Yang paused, turned to look at the bright sun outside the window, and roared: "It's noon, it's time to have lunch again, it obviously feels like I just finished breakfast not long ago."
"well……"
Hei Yang shook his head, as if he was going to buy lunch again. Human beings are indeed troublesome creatures. Three meals a day take up most of their lives.
But thinking about the previous world, Hei Yang suddenly felt relieved. At least the food in the Travel World was very cheap.
Because the grain yield is very high, this is the legacy left by the old predecessors to their descendants. I praise the old predecessors.
"Hey hey hey, who is it?"
Hong Li connected to the spirit stone with an impatient look, and said angrily: "You know how to communicate every day, you think you are Elder Huole!"
(Huo Le:???)
"It's me, Jin Xiu."
Jin Xiu's voice came out calmly: "Although I don't know where I provoked you again?
But thinking about your girl's character, there is a high probability that you are not angry with me, so I will forgive you this time. "
"Ah, Jin Xiu..."
Hongli was stunned for a moment, suddenly thought of something, and said quickly: "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's my fault, I almost forgot, oops, oops, I'm so sorry, my fault, I'm a stupid dog!"
"Okay, okay, I've done it for you."
Jin Xiu waved his hand: "Go and try it yourself, I'll hang up first."
"Oh, thank you, Sister Xiuxiu!"
Hongli hung up the communication with an apologetic smile.
"Huh, you scared me..."
