"The so-called young man left home and returned home. Xiaohuo said goodbye to his parents and came to his grandma's house on May 15th. He hasn't heard any news from his parents for more than a month."
"That's not how this poem is used, Xiaohuo!"
Qing Lianlian, who was helping Xiao Huo with her homework, raised her finger, curled her lips and said, "One and a half months can't be described as a young boy leaving home and a boss returning home!"
"Ah? Can't we use it?"
Xiao Huo tilted his head in confusion, and had no choice but to tick that part off, frowning and thinking again: "Then what to use, um, um..."
"Small fire is not allowed to bite the pen holder, this is a bad habit!"
Qing Lianlian pointed out Xiaohuo's inappropriate behavior like an adult.
"oh……"
Xiaohuo moved the pen holder away, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he started writing again in his notebook.
Qing Lianlian on the side looked at it and nodded with satisfaction: "Well, yes, that's pretty much it."
"Auntie, what do you think Xiao Huo's parents are doing now?"
Xiaohuo suddenly asked curiously: "They have been married for more than a month. Xiaohuo hasn't seen them for more than a month. I don't know if they have eaten on time."
"Well, this..."
Qing Lianlian also had a puzzled expression, and she shouted into the room.
"Sister, what do you think Xiaoyang and the others are doing now? Are they eating well?"
"Sleep, or something."
In the room, Qing Yiyi was chopping vegetables and replied casually: "How can I know what this young couple is doing.
As for eating, I can tell you that they have been able to eat five meals in more than a month. As a mother, I am very grateful. "
"Ah this..."
Qing Lianlian and Xiaohuo looked at each other and tilted their heads at the same time: "Huh?"
………………
The bedroom of Yangli's house was dark.
Hei Yang Hongli was sleeping on the bed with a peaceful face, her two heads exposed from the quilt nestled closely together, looking like she was peacefully passing through the years.
One leg of the big bed is padded with a stool for some reason. Looking at it always makes me feel obsessive-compulsive. I either want to repair this leg or break the other three legs.
Time passed quietly, and the girl's brows gradually furrowed and she became less peaceful. She probably had some terrible dream.
She was mumbling in her sleep.
"No, no, Yang, you can't..."
"ah!"
Hong Li woke up suddenly, gasping for air.
Her messy long black hair was scattered on her smooth shoulders, and she looked frightened.
"Hoo, ho..."
Hong Li wiped the cold sweat from her forehead, her red face gradually returned to calm, and she couldn't help but pat her heart with satisfaction.
"It's so scary, so terrifying, so exciting..."
Hongli let out a long breath and murmured: "I actually dreamed of marrying Hei Yang, and then being moaned by him...
Hiss, it’s scary. It turned out to be just a dream. I almost thought I was being hugged by Hei Yang right now, hahaha, haha, ha..."
Hongli's smile gradually stiffened. She lowered her head with difficulty and saw an arm around her waist.
It is known that normal creatures have two arms, but now both of her arms are outside the quilt, so who does this arm belong to?
Hongli turned her head to the side with a stiff expression, and then saw Brother Heiyang staring at her quietly.
"Why are you so nervous so early in the morning, my wife?"
Hei Yang yawned and hugged his arms wordlessly: "Good boy, don't make trouble, let me hold you and let's sleep for a while, we'll be so sleepy..."
"Black black black black black... black sun!"
Hongli Tongkong was struck by an earthquake, and the sealed memories in his mind gradually emerged.
"Wait, wait, wait... wait... ah!"
Hong Li was not paying attention, and was pulled into Hei Yang's arms and hugged her, her face resting on his chest. As the memory was digested, her face slowly turned blood red, and she felt as if she was getting familiar.
"What the hell, what the hell, what the hell..."
Hongli murmured: "It's so exciting, it's not a dream, my God, Hei Yang's husband?
Wow, this is too, too, too magical realism! "
"Hey, hey, don't just use the words you learn. We got married in strict accordance with the procedures and in line with the correct values of the travel world!"
Hei Yang opened his eyes speechlessly, patted Hong Li, and said quietly: "What? Regret?"
"It is impossible to regret, even in this life..."
Hongli whispered: "I am, I am still very excited until now...
Speaking of how long it has been, I dare say it was definitely more than one night. "
"What a night, sister, are you still awake?"
Hei Yang counted on his fingers speechlessly.
"To put it bluntly, the situation was quite critical at the time, and I didn't bother to pay attention to how long it had been, but it must have been around twenty days."
"Etc., etc!"
Hong Li's eyes widened and she realized: "Have we been married for about a month? Oh my God, this time is fake!"
"Ah, maybe this means practicing without years."
Hei Yang yawned and said leisurely: "Don't they say it all the time? There are people who spend decades and hundreds of years practicing at a time. What does it mean if we only practice for a month?"
"Climbing, climbing, climbing, is that the same kind of practice!"
Hongli couldn't help but complain. She suddenly stretched her head under the bed and saw the bed leg that had been replaced by a stool at some point. A black line was drawn across her head.
"I seem to have remembered it. I remember you were the one who stuffed this stool under here, right?"
"Hmm, you're still worried that this thing isn't strong enough and you still don't believe me."
Hei Yang clicked his tongue lightly and said with disdain: "Now, isn't it holding on?"
"Ah, that's true. I managed to survive it. It's incredible. It's incredible."
Hong Li looked up at the sky and sighed with a look of enlightenment: "Life is really a miracle of the world, just like the grass that takes root and sprouts can push away boulders, and like a dog that jumps over a wall and a rabbit that bites people when it's in a hurry.
It always bursts out with powerful power that moves people to tears! "
"Stop coming, I'm embarrassed to expose you."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Are those your tears of emotion?"
"Heiyang shut up."
"Coward, you are a coward and you still don't admit it, tsk tsk."
"Heiyang, shut up."
"Ha, aren't you usually very loud? You are the king of loudmouths, right?"
"Hei Yang, what the hell..."
A bunch of tic-tac-toes appeared on Hong Li's head, but she finally sighed: "Okay, okay, sir, please shut your little honey-covered mouth."
"Okay."
Hei Yang chuckled and pulled Hong Li into his arms again. The two of them cuddled up and looked at the ceiling, falling into silence for a while.
"How does it feel?"
Hei Yang suddenly asked, and he added: "I mean about our marriage, how do you feel?"
"Just, very happy, happy, happy, happy. If you ask me to describe it, my vocabulary cannot describe it. Maybe you can dig out my heart to understand my excitement."
Hong Li closed her eyes gently and said faintly: "Besides that, there is also a very strange feeling. Well, there is also shyness, especially shyness."
"Shouldn't shyness be a thing before?"
Hei Yang took out two lollipops from the bedside drawer, handed one to Hong Li and ate one himself.
"At this time, you should smoke a post-mortem lollipop with a face full of vicissitudes of life and a story to tell."
"God damn it, lollipops afterwards..."
Hong Li complained leisurely while eating candy: "Speaking of which, what about you, how do you feel?"
"Refreshed, mentally exhausted."
Hei Yang answered casually.
"Good summary. I always thought from the beginning that these two states would not appear at the same time..."
Hongli sighed and shrank under the quilt, her eyes slightly slack.
A loving and reliable husband, kind and gentle parents, cute and well-behaved children, and a warm home of my own.
There is no need to run for a living, no need to worry about life and death crises, and no need to worry about getting angry or nervous.
Birds are chirping outside the window, and the sun is shining directly into the window, but if they want, they can stay here in silence all day, turn on the lights at night and chat about comics all night.
When I'm tired from lying down, I go out to play chess, plant grass, and raise flowers. If I have time, I'll invite a few old sisters to dance in the square. Ahem, forget it.
"I feel like my life is complete."
Hongli showed a pleasant smile: "I can use my free time to do what I like. It's great."
"really."
Hei Yang nodded and agreed. He was at least busy preparing for marriage before, but now he has really free time.
As for whether you will feel bored, in fact, you will not feel bored when you are truly free.
Most of the so-called boredom is a state of anxiety because there are too many things to do but you don’t know where to start at the moment, and you simply don’t bother to do them.
For example, during the holidays, I haven’t touched a single word of my homework, I’m a little tired of playing games, and I’m too lazy to go out, but I just sit there in a daze and don’t want to touch my homework.
I subconsciously turned on my phone, not knowing what I was going to do. I clicked on the group chat, refreshed, pulled up, exited, turned off the phone, turned around, and sighed.
Turn on your phone again, click on the group chat, and post: "It's so boring!"
In fact, it’s not because I’m not interested in anything, but because I can only do those things during this period of time. In fact, my time is not at my free disposal at all, it’s just wasting away aimlessly!
The guilt in my heart grew bigger and bigger, which led to my mood getting lower and lower, and finally I closed my eyes and went to sleep!
Ah, another meaningless day has passed. I must do something tomorrow...
When I woke up the next day, I found that I still had to pay yesterday's debt, so I continued to be bored.
But now, Hei Yang and the others really have nothing to be busy doing. When there is enough time to support them to do whatever they want, then every day will be fulfilling.
Even if you are in a daze for a day, you will not feel guilty. Instead, you will think that you have rested your head for a day and left the hustle and bustle of the world. It’s great!
Well, for example, right now, Hei Yang Hongli is just in a daze thinking about these messy things, ahem...
"Speaking of which, I feel like there's something else ambush us..."
Hei Yang frowned and thought: "What's going on? I've been a little busy recently, and I forgot about that matter for a while."
"If you forget, just forget."
Hongli chuckled and touched Hei Yang's face gently: "Could it be something that threatens the entire world? Hahaha..."
"Hahaha……"
Hong Li's smile gradually disappeared, and she turned to look at Hei Yang, receiving the same confused look.
"Wait a minute, let me think about it..."
Hei Yang stretched out a finger and said with a toothache: "Are you going to be thrown out to become Ultraman when you reach the Tribulation Realm? Bah, bah, are you going to be thrown out to protect the world?"
"Well, it seems so, hahahaha..."
Hongli laughed twice.
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"Wait, what state are we in now?"
Hei Yang twitched the corner of his mouth and pulled it casually. Looking at the space that had been opened, his whole body felt bad.
"It's broken. Has it become stronger again?"
"Well, I remember there was a reminder before, let me take a look..."
Hongli opened the lazy dog rescuer, glanced at it, her eyes widened and she screamed.
"ah!
!
"
"What happened?"
Looking at Hong Li's panicked face, Hei Yang also looked frightened and panicked.
"Could it be said that we have passed the tribulation period and the ascension train is already on the way to destroy us?
Wait, wait, wait, but, I left a last word and told Xiaohuo that she would remember to let her parents eat small flat peaches to hold on until we come back...
No, no, the most important thing now is to get dressed first, get dressed first.
Otherwise, there is no need to come back in this life. It would be nice to die outside the world. Hey, why are my clothes ruined? Gou Hongli, you are too vengeful! "
"No, I said you are chattering about some nonsense!"
Hongli couldn't help shouting and interrupting Hei Yang: "No, we haven't reached the period of tribulation yet, so don't think too much!"
"Ah? What is that?"
Hei Yang tilted his head, looking puzzled.
"Then what's your dog's name?"
"Climb, crawl, crawl, you're the one barking!"
Hongli took a deep breath and showed a serious expression.
"What I'm about to say is also a very scary thing. Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say next!"
"Ah, if you tell me not to be afraid, I won't be afraid. Why?"
"Don't be aggressive, bitch."
Hong Li pressed her mouth casually, her face darkened, and she said solemnly: "Two bars!"
"?"
A small question mark popped up on Hei Yang's head.
"I mean..."
Hong Li let go of Hei Yang's mouth, grabbed Hei Yang's shoulders with both hands, and shook her eyes wide.
"Brother, bah bah, your wife is pregnant. Your seed will definitely not be able to escape!"
"???????"
A string of question marks popped up on Hei Yang's head: "No, did you receive any news from an advanced civilization?
We've only been married for a month, and you told me you were pregnant? "
"Wow, it's clearly written here..."
Hongli put Heiyang's head next to her, pulled the rescuer's history records, and pointed at one of them: "Look! It's said to be infancy!"
Hei Yang: "..."
"What the hell..."
Hei Yang's fist hardened, and he kept thinking silently in his heart that he must love his wife, love his wife, love his wife, and resisted the urge to hit Hong Li's head.
"This is the Nascent Soul Stage! The Nascent Soul Stage! God's fucking infancy stage!"
Hei Yang couldn't help but filial piety: "According to what you said, isn't Elder Huo Le already pregnant with Liujia?"
"Ha, the Nascent Soul is also a baby, I don't care, it's your fault anyway."
Hongli tilted her head back and lay on the bed with her eyes closed to relax.
"So now I need to lie down and nurse the baby. Before I give birth to the baby, husband Hei Yang, you will be responsible for taking care of me like a cow and a horse. Do you hear me?"
"Xiaoli, come over here and I'll show you something good."
"Ha, no need to!"
"Come here!"
"Ha, no need!"
"three two,……"
"Hmph, do you think you can make me surrender like this?"
The corners of Hong Li's lips raised, she stretched and looked at Hei Yang, then decisively lowered her head and gave in.
"I'm sorry! I order you to let me go, otherwise I will cry!"
Hei Yang: "..."
"How do I feel, Xiaoli, you are getting thicker and thicker?"
"Hahaha, were you still a little bit hesitant to let go before?
Now that we have been honest with each other, I, Hongli, don’t have to show off in front of you, hahahaha! woo woo woo woo……"
Hei Yang: "..."
Looking at his fist that he didn't use much strength, and then at Hong Li who was pretending to cry in front of him, Hei Yang sighed, shook his head and laughed.
Perhaps, this is the legendary quiet time...
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