"There's something to say and something to say!"
Hong Li stretched out a finger and said with a serious face: "I was scolded by the map cannon, does it count as being scolded?"
"Nonsense, it must count!"
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "If the map cannon is not considered a curse, why do we all scold those who use the map cannon!"
"But now, aren't you also a kind of map cannon?"
Hong Li showed her dead eyes: "You are scolding everyone who opened the map cannon, do you think you are also scolding yourself?"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang's expression froze, and he waved his hands and feet in a frantic manner.
"What are you talking about! What are you talking about!
Can I call this a map cannon?
I am...this is...
Well, this is a righteous move on my part!
Stealing a book does not count as stealing, and scolding the person who opened the map cannon does not count as scolding!
Well, I'm calling a bad guy, I'm a good guy, just like everyone calls a thief! "
"hehe."
Hong Li rolled her eyes: "Hei Yang's famous double standard!"
"you!"
Hei Yang glared at Hong Li with a fierce expression on his face.
"I, what am I doing!"
Hong Li was not afraid and looked directly into Hei Yang's eyes with a look of disdain.
"What's going on? If you can't argue, you have to hit someone, right? You don't have any shame!"
Hong Li snorted softly, lay down on the bed, held her head and shouted: "Come on! Come on! If you have the ability, just hit me. Anyway, this is the only way you can use to be incompetent and furious!"
Huh, just bully the honest Hong Li, bully her for being weak and helpless, and then use fists and kicks. It will really make everyone cry when you see it, and hurt when you hear it..."
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Baiyang quickly stopped Hongli who was acting rogue.
"When did I say I was going to beat you? Don't accuse a good person unjustly!"
"Oh, why are you looking at me so fiercely if you don't want to hit me?"
Hong Li looked unhappy: "You are still staring at me. Why do you look so big-eyed?"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang showed his half-moon eyes and laughed sarcastically.
"Well, I opened my eyes so wide just to take a good look at Little Red Riding Hood, Bah, Bah, Bah, Little Red Li!"
"vomit!"
Hong Li rolled her eyes: "Hypocritical!"
"..."
A black line was drawn on Heiyang's head: "Get up. If you don't get up, I will really beat you!"
"Ha, the true colors have been revealed!"
Hongli couldn't help but shouted loudly and remained motionless: "Come on, come on, hit, hit, hit!"
"you!"
Hei Yang's backhand was a slap.
"Ouch!"
Hong Li turned over like a rabbit and pointed at Hei Yang with a shocked expression.
"You're so squealing! You're done!"
Hongli gritted her teeth and said, "I want to tell your mother! Let her hang you on the house and whip you hard!"
"Hey, you are making friends out of thin air and making up rumors."
Hei Yang curled his lips and raised his hand: "I didn't hit you again."
"That's why I hid quickly!"
Hongli gritted her teeth and said, "I'm stupid, am I really getting beaten?"
"Heh, it seems like you are so smart."
Hei Yang sat cross-legged on the bed, crossed his arms, and looked at Hong Li with disdain.
"Then since I didn't hit you, what reason do you have to go to my mother to sue me?
You're slandering people, right? I'll tell your mother directly that you are the one who should be hung from the rafters! "
"You're so cute, I'm slandering you, I'm slandering you?"
Hongli's eyes widened and she pointed at herself in disbelief.
"Isn't what I said the truth? Even if I didn't hit him, it was still an attempted crime and I will be punished as well!"
"Then maybe I'm just scaring you."
Black Sun Dead Pig is not afraid of boiling water: "You keep provoking me, why don't you allow me to scare you?
No way? No way? Isn’t it true that some people only allow themselves to make fun of other people’s faces, and then they become anxious if they are made fun of? "
"you you you!"
Hongli's face turned red, she rolled her eyes, tilted her head, tilted her mouth, and kicked her legs.
"Ah, Hongli was so angry at Gou Heiyang..."
"Hey, hey, you're pretending to be dead again, right? Are you doing this again?"
Hongli: "..."
"Good guy, you acted rogue first, so don't blame me!"
What does he want to do? !
Hearing Hei Yang's semi-threatening words, Hong Li was shocked. She shouldn't be. As long as she is dead, Hei Yang can't do anything to her...
Wait, that seems to be a trick before getting married, but now it's motionless, uh...
Damn it, no way, no way?
Brother Hei Yang, you’re not like that, are you?
I'm just kidding you!
Hongli's heartbeat quickened. Didn't she agree to do it on the wedding day... She couldn't help it anymore!
hateful! Come to think of it! After all, Hongli is so cute!
If she were Hei Yang, she would have done this and that again, and then let Hongli do this and that again... Damn it, I am really a villain!
But here’s the problem, I am Hong Li!
What to do, what to do, please help, please help, a black sun is hovering around, waiting online, it's very urgent!
If Hei Yang really takes action, will she accept it? Or are you forced to accept it?
Hiss, it’s really hard to choose!
"Ha, found it!"
Hei Yang's surprised voice sounded.
Hongli: "!!!"
Are there any props? ! !
Stop it, brother! I am inexperienced! You can't do this!
"Hey, Xiaoli, guess what this is!"
Hei Yang's voice startled Hongli, and then she felt Hei Yang squeeze her face with a round thing.
Hong Li: "???"
This is, what is this! ! !
Hong Li suddenly remembered that some time ago, while Hei Yang was not paying attention, she secretly took away the ten t's and took a look at the mysterious prop, hoping to satisfy her curiosity.
The result, the result is, woo woo woo...
The result is woo woo...
She originally thought, she thought she was already very bad before!
As a result, I now know that what she loves most is Xiaoguaiguai, who is as pure as a piece of white paper.
Although but, um, but...
Ahhhhh, I regret not listening to Hei Yang!
Her thoughts are dirty and unclean!
Well, but...
She only took a brief look at her, so she must still be a very pure and clean Hong Xiaoli, right?
Well, yes, that’s it, that’s right!
She, Hongli, is innocent!
"Hey, you're still pretending!"
Hei Yang's helpless voice came from his ears.
"Give me some feedback, otherwise it won't be interesting at all!"
Wuwuwu, he already wanted to do that, and he still wanted her to give feedback, Wuwuwu...
"Ask me one last time, what is this?"
Hei Yang said quietly: "You still haven't said anything yet?"
Hongli: "..."
Hongli couldn't help but feel a tremble in her heart when she thought of seeing certain pictures, especially cute and round?
What else could it be! How do you say that kind of thing?
Wuwuwu... Smelly Heiyang, dog Heiyang, bullying!
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li helplessly as if he was dead... That's weird, your heart is almost beating out of your chest!
"Hey, then I'll just entertain myself."
Hongli: "..."
He even entertains himself!
I'm obviously here!
He wanted to torture me mentally!
Woohoo, help, she can't hold on anymore!
Is it still useful to kowtow to Hei Yang and apologize and call me dad now? It’s probably not too late!
"Harmful……"
Hei Yang looked at the round... shadowing spirit stone in his hand, revealing his half-moon eyes, and stretched out his hand to fix the pedal in the air with his spiritual power.
Then Heiyang gently turned Hongli over and put her dead look on the camera.
"Ahem!"
Hei Yang coughed twice, spoke a few words, and said, "Look, this woman's name is Xiaomei. When her neighbor found her, she had already died at home. This made the neighbor very..."
"??????????"
Hong Li marked a series of question marks on Hei Yang's head. She couldn't hold it any longer. She opened her eyes and looked at Hei Yang explaining her death seriously, and couldn't help but scream.
"My Iceberg Beauty Wife"
"What are you doing! What are you doing! What are you doing!"
"!!!"
Hei Yang's eyes widened and he appeared in the camera, controlling his spiritual power to vibrate in the distance and simulate making sounds.
"Suddenly, Xiaomei stood up with disheveled hair and a ferocious look on her face!
This startled Xiao Gang, who was searching for evidence in the house!
With a look of horror on his face, he watched Xiaomei, who had come back from the dead, slowly walking towards him, and pinched Xiaogang's neck with her sharp claws! "
"What the hell are you doing here!"
Hong Li pinched Hei Yang's neck and shook it with a question mark on her face.
[Hei Yang: Ahem, wait a moment, the last sentence! 】
"That's it, Xiaogang, die. When the woman saw Xiaogang lying on the ground, she smiled evilly.
And Xiaogang, who was watched dead by everyone, slowly stood up and smiled like a woman...
Ahem, that’s it for this issue of Xiaoyang’s commentary. See you next time! "
"call!"
Hei Yang looked at the scene recorded in the spirit stone and nodded with satisfaction: "My ability to perform on the spot is still good. I can make things right even with recording accidents like this!"
"So, what are you doing?"
Hong Li showed her dead fish eyes and looked at Hei Yang with an unhappy expression.
"Ah, tell me, why did I die?"
"Hey, it's just a picture at the beginning, and the story is all made up!"
Hei Yang couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "I'm just disgusting you. I used a brush to draw a turtle or something on my face...
Well, I couldn't bear to start, so I had to make up your little story. "
"Huh? That's it? That's it?"
Hongli spread her hands with a look of disdain on her face: "You scared me to death. It turned out to be just this kind of garbage method that can't cause any real harm to me. What did I think!"
"Um?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "What else do you think? Tell me about it?"
"Hehehe..."
Hongli sneered: "I don't want to tell you."
"whispering sound."
Hei Yang curled his lips: "You tell me whether you want to or not. Anyway, my purpose of scaring you was successful. Your heart almost burst out of your chest just now."
Hongli: "..."
Damn, she seemed really scared?
"Hey, hey, hey, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you."
Hong Li rolled her eyes and turned to look to the southwest. There were two demonic figures passing quickly across there. She couldn't help but raise her eyebrows.
"It's just a map cannon, take it back."
Hongli spread her hands.
"Also...huh?"
Hei Yang's expression froze.
The two looked at each other: "Fuck!"
[Because the two contractors with magical powers were almost scolded in front of their faces, the demons were anxious. In order to maintain the dignity of the magical power overhaul, the magical demon heart (purple) was undergoing transformation. 】
[Yangli, don’t be humiliated! 】
Hei Yang Hongli: "???"
Hei Yang Hongli: Hahaha, everyone is just joking, Xiaoying doesn't matter.
Demon Shadow: Grass, let me go, don't stop me, I will chop them to death!
Heiyang Hongli:...
"What the hell..."
A row of black lines crossed Hei Yang's head: "I really didn't expect it.
Mo Ying, who is usually a good and caring grandson, actually gets sick at this time..."
"Wow, wow, Xiaoying has grown up, I'm so touched."
Hong Li burst into tears: "Is this what Hei Yang said about the overbearing President Wen's feeling?"
"No, this is the stupid son of a landlord."
Hei Yang sweated on his forehead: "I said, they won't really kill others, right?"
"Uh, those two..."
Hong Li revealed her half-moon eyes. Those two seemed to be the true form of the demon shadow. Normally, the clusters of demon shadows were split from them. The demon heart's magical power was purple and worked at the Nascent Soul stage and below.
In other words, those two guys can pin Yuanying to the ground and hammer...
"Well, let's break up the relationship with them as soon as possible!"
Hong Li's forehead was sweating, as if she had already seen the small handcuffs, the iron windows, and the uniform...
"When the headquarters of the spiritual practice world sent people to arrest us, we said we didn't know them, had no idea, and had no idea what was going on!"
"Well, yes, that's it!"
Hong Li nodded and took Hei Yang's hand: "Quick, let's think about what to say together. Let's string together the confession first... ah!"
"If you don't want to skewer, then you won't skewer!"
Hongli covered her head: "Why are you hitting me?"
"Nonsense, if I hit you for a legitimate reason, can I just let it go?"
Hei Yang snorted. One day Hongli would understand the painstaking efforts he had put in to correct his wife's unhealthy outlook and prevent her from going astray!
When the time came, she threw herself into my arms and cried, "Dad, I was wrong." Hei Yang smiled kindly again and patted Hongli's head nonchalantly.
"Okay, okay, how can father and daughter have an overnight feud..."
"Hey, hey."
Hongli looked at Hei Yang suspiciously: "Are you thinking of something very rude again?
What role do I play this time in my imagination? "
"Ahem, bah!"
Hei Yang almost choked on his saliva. He coughed twice and said righteously: "How could it be possible? How could I think of something impolite?"
"Haha, I'll settle the score with you later."
Hongli rolled her eyes, closed her eyes, and communicated with her supernatural powers.
"Okay, okay, stop talking. In the blink of an eye, I flew hundreds of miles away.
If we don't stop them quickly, our wedding will be ruined. "
"Calm down, calm down, the more times like this come, the more accidents occur!"
Hei Yang took a deep breath: "For example, I was happy at the Jinpen Washing Ceremony, and then I was accused of colluding with the devil's sect and my whole family died.
Another example is the happy wedding night, but the next second the young lovers are separated by yin and yang.
Or some kind of party, inviting martial arts comrades from all over the world, and then everyone feels at home, pushing cups to change cups, throwing cups as a sign, and they are all chopped into mud.
For example, I was about to meet you at Five Elements City, but Grandma Meng came with a bowl!
The closer you are to the happiest time, the more accidents occur, do you understand? "
"Oh, I hate this kind of story the most!"
Hong Li snorted: "Don't even think about it happening!"
In the distance, two demonic figures that were charging madly suddenly stopped, and a small black mist separated from their bodies, twisting and condensing into the appearance of black sun and red glass.
"Brother Mako, it won't happen!"
Hei Yang quickly advised: "You won't lose your flesh if you are scolded!"
"Sister Shadow, calm down!"
Hong Li's face was full of innocence: "Do you want to watch me get caught?"
"..."
The demonic shadow, which had basically no ability to think independently and only operated according to instinct, stiffly turned around what seemed to be its "head" and nodded.
Hei Yang Hongli received a simple message: "I understand!"
"What do you understand!"*2
"..."
The demonic shadow shook his head and accelerated again!
The master ordered us to fight quickly, leave no traces, and disguise the scene so as not to be caught!
If someone accidentally bumps into him, all he can do is... ha!
－－－－－－Digression－－－－－
"Nightmare Invasion: I became a monster!" 》
Have you ever thought that there is a real world hidden deep in Bo Yun's strange dreams?
Have you ever thought that behind every major disaster reported in the news, there is an unknown truth?
…
On the night of his eighteenth birthday, Leo had a dream.
There were dark dungeons and bloodthirsty monsters in the dream.
He picked up the iron sword beside him and cut off the monster's head.
Then he woke up.
Standing in front of the bathroom mirror, the corners of his mouth raised slightly.
Because in the mirror, his eyes were scarlet and bright like the monster in the dream.
