"That's no problem, right?"
Hong Li looked at the spirit stone screen and waved the paper on her hand, wanting to confirm again.
"Is it enough to let laziness be infused with spiritual power?"
"Ah, yes, of course!"
Yao Qingkong held the spirit stone and looked absentmindedly not far away. She saw Jin Xiu following Zisheng and being brought back, but it seemed that something was wrong.
"Don't worry, don't worry, after all, I am also the previous head of the Medicine King Sect, and I know as much as Yinzi Sage!"
Yao Qingkong waved his hand: "Well, that's it. Hang up now. I'll go see what's going on with them. If you have any questions, I'll call you back!"
"beep"
As soon as the screen went dark, Hong Li looked away, looked down at the spirit stone in her hand, tossed it gently, and frowned.
"Huh? Will this spirit stone still get hot if you use it for a long time? Will it explode like before after being used for a long time?"
Hong Li shook her head, too lazy to think about it. She put the spirit stone away, looked at the coffin, and raised her brows slightly.
"Huh? Did the coffin board have a crack just now?"
"..."
"..."
"Why, what's with that expression?"
Yao Qingkong faced the two Yin Zishengs, looked at Jin Xiu who looked a little strange, and asked doubtfully: "Didn't he catch up with the other party?"
"I did catch up, but..."
Yin Zisheng smiled helplessly and moved to reveal Jin Xiu behind him.
"It just looks like he was taught a lesson."
"Um?"
A question mark popped up on Yao Qingkong's head.
"Ahem, cough, cough, little saint, walk slower..."
Jin Xiu put his hands in his sleeves, with a helpless expression on his face and a vicissitudes in his voice.
"Grandma Jin is old and can't keep up with you young people. You need to understand and give grandma more patience..."
"Junior sister, she..."
Yinzisheng smiled, and a tic-tac-toe popped up on his head.
"Becoming very mature and stable, ahem, really old!"
Yao Qingkong: "???"
"Zisheng, you can't think like this. Age has nothing to do with it."
Jin Xiu argued with a smile: "You have lived longer than me, do you mean you are older than me?
You are my senior brother, can't you call me grandma? "
"..."
There are more and more tic-tac-toe on the head of Yin Zi Sheng.
"Xiuxiu, senior brother, haven't I beaten you in nearly three hundred years?"
"Oh, young people just can't keep calm."
Jin Xiu couldn't help but shook his head and sighed: "If you don't agree, you want to use violence to solve the problem. It seems to relieve your anger, but when you get to my age, you will know...ahhhhh!!!"
"You will know that it is really refreshing!"
Yinzi Sheng punched Jin Xiu on the head, grinning through gritted teeth: "Boy Saint! Boy Saint, right? Are you awake? If you're not awake, take another punch from me!"
"Grandma, stop it..."
Jin Xiu held his head in his hands, his old voice distorted.
"Unfaithful, unfilial, unkind, unjust, disrespectful to the elderly...ah!"
"Old man, right? Old man! I'll make you old man!"
Yinzi Sheng used his other hand and slapped Jin Xiu on the head.
"No matter how big or small! You don't respect your senior brother! You are willful and willful! You act recklessly! You haven't changed any of the problems you had when you were a child!"
"No, that's not right, Zisheng doll, what, what..."
Jin Xiu was beaten lower and lower, and her voice became smaller and smaller.
Until Yinzi Sheng's fallen arm was grabbed, Jin Xiu raised her head faintly, her face was ferocious, and her silver teeth flashed.
"Yin! Son! Holy! I will fight with you!"
Jin Xiu's old age disappeared, his hair exploded, and he gritted his teeth and attacked Yin Zisheng!
"If you hit me, you're done! I'm going to tell my master, my senior brother, my senior sister! Tell them that you hit me again and again!"
I will let Master hang you in a well, on a tree, or on the eaves of a house..."
"Oh, Master is not here anymore! Jin Xiu, do you think you can still be as pampered as before?!"
Saint Yinzi's expression changed, and he suddenly became furious when he thought of some unpleasant memories.
"Jin Xiuxiu, you accuser, I tell you that I have disliked you for a long time! Today I will let you know what the majesty of a senior brother is!"
"Come here, do you think I'm afraid of you? I'll let you know what junior sister's counterattack is!"
"Ola Ola Ola!"
"Mu Da Mu Da Mu Da!"
Yao Qingkong: "..."
Forget it, forget it, no eyes to see, no eyes to see...
…
The cafeteria was quiet. Elder Yao and Elder Dan sat opposite each other, closing their eyes and relaxing.
There was a large iron pot placed between the two of them, and pieces of unknown floating objects were boiling in it. Colorful black mist floated out of the pot and filled the room, making the two fairy-like people even more excited. A sense of mystery.
"Three servings of Scorpio Hook... One serving of Rejuvenation Grass... Five servings of Mo Qingmei..."
"The heat is getting too high, so we should try our best to control the cooking time within the expected time..."
"What are those?"
"Nothing, just some seasonings, not much use."
"Well, just select the ones with high nutritional value and dispose of the rest, otherwise it will affect the mixing ratio..."
"I know, I'm checking the dosage, so don't worry..."
The flames danced, reflecting the leisurely faces of the two elders, and drawing out deep black shadows behind them.
"Although my life has a limit, my knowledge also has no limit. I will never be able to understand the secret of this elixir throughout my life..."
Elder Dan sighed and sighed: "But even so, if you can pursue the infinite road with your limited life, the joy will be endless."
"We are going to take a different path and use this method of food supplementation to induce elixirs. By drawing parallels and drawing inferences, we may be able to break away from the original limitations and look at this method in a more mature way."
Elder Yao nodded in agreement and murmured: "Such a food tonic, with mild potency, beautiful color and fragrance, nourishes the disciples invisibly. If we can understand this way, our disciples may be able to win at the starting line..."
"This is simply..."
Their eyes sparkled.
An invisible wave suddenly dissipated.
"It's just..."
The smiles on their faces gradually stiffened, their expressions gradually darkened, and the corners of their mouths twitched.
“It’s simply a crooked way!!!”
"I don't understand, old man, why do you have to make such a suggestion and come to the canteen to cook?
Do you really not know how much you weigh? Didn't you see that all the disciples were scared away? "
"Don't come here to accuse me first and then bite me back. It's not because you, an old woman, are not good at cooking. After eating a meal you cooked, I would rather eat elixirs to satisfy my hunger!"
"So you have been complaining for a long time?"
"I think it's because you haven't made any progress over the years!"
"What did you say? Say it again!"
"Just say what you say, without making any progress! It's a heresy!"
"Back off, back off, back off!!!"
"..."
"..."
In the square of Five Elements City, a group of middle-aged and elderly ladies and gentlemen are dancing gracefully to the sound of a silk and bamboo orchestral ensemble. It is truly high-end, elegant and upscale.
In the center of the square was Huo Le, who had eye-catching and vibrant green hair. Under the gaze of everyone, the old man confidently completed a turtle spin and back spin perfectly.
"Phew, have you seen it? This is hip-hop..."
Huo Le coughed twice and signaled everyone to be quiet. He held out a finger and explained with a serious face: "It's just that such difficult movements not only require skilled skills, but also people like me." Still have a strong body.
You may not be able to withstand this level of difficulty for the time being, so just in case, we will start with the gentler dance at the beginning, and then we will be guided by Shui Ling Wu, everyone is welcome. "
"Quick quack quack quack"
Amidst the applause, Shui Ran walked to Huo Le calmly and described meticulously: "What I want to give you next is not only dance, but also a special exercise method that we have improved and fused. I will It’s called the square dance exercise method!
Start with the simplest steps at the beginning, from easy to difficult, from simple to complex. You don’t need too many herbal supplements. As long as you maintain a reasonable and healthy diet, it will have a good effect...
Of course, many of you here have missed the best age for exercise, but I have some suggestions...
Dancers from Stage 1 to Stage 9 are the divisions I made, corresponding to the physiques from Level 1 to Level 9 of the Body Training Realm respectively. Please note that it is only about physical fitness and cannot be generalized..."
"Okay! Well said!"*n
"Quick, quack, quack, quack"*n
The onlookers were very sensible and knew that applause should be given here.
"Haha, if you talk too much, why not take the initiative to demonstrate?"
Tulou walked to Huo Le and Shui Ran with a smile, and said to everyone: "I will let everyone experience the charm of these dances..."
Before he finished speaking, the corner of Tulou's eyes suddenly jumped, and he felt that a force in his body suddenly disappeared, and then...
Tulou looked at Huo Le and Shui Ran who were standing next to him, and then looked at Mu Ling who was still waiting below to appear, and then he noticed that the muscles on the faces of all the senior brothers and sisters at this time started to dance...
Tulou: "..."
Huo Le: "..."
Shuiran: "..."
Muling: "..."
Who are they, where are they, what are they doing, and what’s going on with their appearance?
Tulou suddenly fell into silence, making the crowd quiet for a moment, and then instantly realized that it was time to applaud!
"Okay! Well said!"*n
"Quick, quack, quack, quack"*n
Four elders: "..."
"Ha, hu..."
Tulou took a deep breath and showed a mocking expression.
"Well, haha, everyone must not have understood what I said before. It's still a bit too early for me to demonstrate now. I would like to ask Brother Shui to continue explaining it to everyone. Hahaha, everyone applauds!"
"Okay! Well said!"*n
"Quick, quack, quack, quack"*n
Shuiran: "???"
Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of his senior brother looking at him in disbelief. Tulou looked away with a guilty conscience, "I'm sorry, senior brother. As the saying goes, a dead Taoist friend will never die a poor Taoist... just accept it!"
"Ahem, I think that..."
Shui Ran pretended to be calm: "Well, everyone is bored listening to the theoretical knowledge, so it's better for Junior Brother Huo to show off his skills to everyone."
"Okay! Well said!"*n
"Quick, quack, quack, quack"*n
Huo Le: "..."
Why do I always have tears in my eyes...
"Ha, hu..."
Huo Le took a deep breath and a cold light flashed in his eyes, I'm sorry!
"Everyone, look at Mu Lingwu! She has something to say!"
Huo Le suddenly pointed at the crowd. A certain Muling was about to sneak away quietly, but as soon as he turned around and raised half of his foot, he was instantly called out.
"Okay! Well said!"*n
"Quick, quack, quack, quack"*n
Muling: "******"
"..."
"..."
"Ah, you feel so full, right?"
"Gah... full!"
Xingyun and Gaga lay on the bed with contented expressions, next to them were the remains of various desserts.
"It's not bad to change the taste once in a while, Gaga!"
"Gah...not bad!"
"only……"
Xingyun paused and thought of something.
"It's just that I have rested for such a long time, and I should practice harder to make up for it! Gaga."
"Gah... come back!"
"Let's work hard together!"
"Try hard...Gah!"
"..."
"..."
"Hey, isn't it too late to act stupid now?"
Hong Li glared at the dead fish eyes and shouted loudly to Lazy on the other side of the Lingshi: "Come out quickly, I saw it just now, you secretly opened the coffin board, and you still want to hide it. Pass me?!"
"Hello, the friend you called is lazy and has fallen asleep. Please wait tens of thousands of years before calling again..."
Hong Li: "???"
"Okay, okay, you can be lazy. If you don't eat during the toast, you'll have to drink as a penalty, right?"
Hong Li's eyes flashed coldly: "Then don't regret what I do next!"
"What, what means..."
Lazy felt a little panicked, but he still spoke harshly.
"I-I'm not afraid! Humph!"
"What the hell..."
Hong Li's eyes widened, and just as she was about to say something, a familiar voice came to her ears.
"But I'm so busy, it's the peak meal period..."
Hei Yang walked over carrying several large bags of Jiangxiang pancakes and yawning.
"I don't care. Next time Hongli goes and lets me rest where I am."
"Ah, okay, okay."
After taking the cake from Hei Yang, before Hong Li could put it in her mouth, she suddenly thought of something, her eyes lit up, and she waved to Hei Yang to bend down.
Hei Yang subconsciously followed the instructions, but before he could react, his neck was suddenly strangled by an arm from behind, and a token was placed on his head.
"Don't move!"
"ah?"
A question mark appeared on Hei Yang's head. Was he being held hostage?
"Lazy! Listen carefully, Black Sun is in my hands now!"
Hongli snorted and threatened: "His life is in my hands. If you don't want him to be harmed, come out quickly! Otherwise, I will be rude to him!"
"mean!"
Lazy's tone was furious: "Hongli, you actually did something like taking a hostage! Heiyang is innocent, why are you coming at me!"
"Okay! Have some backbone!"
Hong Li sneered again and again: "Don't worry, as long as you are obedient, I will definitely...ah! Oops!"
Lazy:"???"
"Huh, that's inexplicable."
Hei Yang twisted his wrist and looked at Hong Li who was squatting on the ground, covering her head and crying, and couldn't help but roll her eyes.
"What's going on and I'm your hostage? What's going on and you still dare to be rude to me?"
"Didn't I just call her out?!"
Hong Li pretended that she couldn't shed tears: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"You've said so much. It should have worked long ago. Now it's time to make a decision."
"Then it's your turn!"
Hong Li fiercely swallowed half of the cake.
"Substitute, replace!"
"Okay, okay, okay."
Hei Yang reached out and took the spirit stone from Hong Li's hand, and said directly to the other end: "Lazy, can you hear me? Well, I'm Hei Yang, the kidnapper has been subdued by me, don't worry.
Well, not much to say, two options,
First, you continue to escape inside. We are almost at the appointed time. Everyone has something to do, so I won’t accompany you to make trouble here. We will leave immediately.
Second, you come out now, try the new method that Xiao Li spent a long time to find for you, and eat the hot cakes that I queued up for a long time to buy - they will be cold in no time! "
"I……"
Lazy wanted to say something, but was interrupted by Hei Yang.
"There is no need to rush to answer, because this is the last time I ask you, and it is also the last chance. You should think about it carefully before speaking."
After a pause, Hei Yang said in a calm voice: "Of course, as you know, the weather is cold and the cake will be cold soon, so control the time."
"..."
"..."
"you……"
Lazy's voice came out weakly.
"Are you always this nice to your friends..."
"It depends on the mood."
Hei Yang bit into the cake and muttered.
"Hei Yang is right."
Hong Li nodded and affirmed: "Besides, it's really delicious."
"That……"
A crack was quietly exposed in the coffin board, and the little sloth poked his head out and stretched out his hand: "Give it to me, I want it too!"
