In the house, on the bed.
Hong Li closed her eyes and lay lazily in Hei Yang's arms, muttering softly: "It's agreed, you have to go with me when the time comes.
Just call me grandma and grandpa when you see me. You can call me whatever I call you. "
"I know, I'll do the work, don't worry."
Hei Yang put his palms on both sides of the girl's head in his arms, gently massaged her temples with his fingers, and sighed quietly.
"I just don't know if it will be awkward for me to go there. Most of your relatives there are familiar faces, but I can obviously tell that they are new..."
"Oh my, this kind of thing is normal..."
Hongli said nonchalantly: "Every year, cousins bring their girlfriends, or cousins bring their boyfriends, and maybe there will be a few new faces, and it doesn't matter.
There are even some who have children, and they are holding their own babies and living together for four generations. To put it bluntly, they are just joining in the fun. They probably think it is more festive when there are more people..."
After a pause, Hongli suddenly thought of something and sighed.
"Suddenly I remembered that if nothing else happened, my mother would probably bring Xiao Huo over to meet people.
If you put it this way, our family is like four generations living under one roof.
In fact, speaking of it, I still like those little kids who can't walk unsteadily, not because they are cute or anything, but simply because their presence can attract most of the seven aunts and eight aunts to help share the pressure. . "
"Well, it does sound lively..."
Hei Yang sighed: "I just don't know if the relatives over there are getting along well..."
"It's okay, just too enthusiastic."
Hongli also sighed: "Speaking of which, when you were in that world before, didn't you have to deal with various relatives during the New Year?
They say they are relatives, but in fact the relationship is far from that. You can get rid of many things with a silly smile.
Because in fact, many of the relatives are not familiar with each other, so everyone’s greetings are just polite, just say “yes”.
Comparatively speaking, they still like to hang out with grandpa and the others, or chat together in groups of two or three... How can anyone deliberately target you when they have nothing to do? "
"That's right, it makes sense..."
"That's for sure, I'm... huh?"
Hong Li opened her eyes suddenly, felt the two hands beside her head move away, and looked at Hei Yang with a dissatisfied look on her face.
"What's going on? Why did it stop suddenly? Where's the massage you promised? Huh?"
"We agreed it would be twenty minutes, and I've already pressed the button for you for ten more minutes. Isn't that enough?"
Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes, held both sides of the girl's waist with his hands, raised the confused Hong Li in the air, and said quietly: "Don't go too far, everyone has a share in the potion and chocolate, everyone takes a step back. , I’ve already massaged your head, you still want me to massage your head for another day?”
"Aha?"
Hongli also struggled twice but failed, and sneered guiltily: "Actually, it's not impossible. If you are really so enthusiastic, I can't refuse, right..."
"Climb, crawl, crawl, I'll drill two holes in your head all day long."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and put Hong Li down, who looked at him blankly.
"so……"
Hongli asked curiously: "What do you want me to do for you?
I warn you, if you go too far, I will come back with revenge! "
"Rub your legs for half an hour."
"Okay brother!"
Hong Li looked like a well-behaved little daughter-in-law. She stretched out her two little hands to Hei Yang's legs and rubbed them for her boyfriend through her trouser legs. She suddenly made a sound.
"Speaking of which, when you were sleeping at home..."
Hongli asked quietly: "Are they all dressed so tightly?"
"Nonsense, that must be bad..."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes, stretched out his hand to the five gift boxes in front of him, and said casually: "It's not like you're in a harsh environment like the wilderness. In your own home, you will definitely take off your clothes to sleep!"
"Aha?"
Hongli raised her eyebrows and grabbed Heiyang's pants: "So you don't call this place your home?"
"Don't be embarrassed."
Hei Yang calmly tugged at Hong Li's tightly wrapped upper shirt, glanced at the latter, and said nothing.
"Ah, this, I..."
Hong Li's expression froze.
"What are you doing, being strict with others but lenient with yourself?"
Hei Yang opened the first gift box, purple light overflowed, well, it was abnormal.
"As a couple, it's normal to be like this, and there are underwear inside, which is also a psychological comfort.
But we both also know that we are just looking for excuses to hold it off no matter what happens after we get married, we are afraid! "
Hei Yang said softly, a man and a woman living alone in the same room understood everything.
That is to say, monks have stronger willpower and are not so easily controlled by hormones such as dopamine, but they cannot fake their love for each other.
"I don't like Xiaoli", let alone say this directly, Hei Yang couldn't even say it silently in his heart or think about it in his mind, and he was unwilling to do it.
Facing Hongli, Heiyang always looks the same.
His heart was far from being as calm as his words showed. On the contrary, the tiger in his heart longed for love and kept roaring, but was afraid of hurting the one he cherished with its fangs and claws, forcing himself to linger in place.
In fact, this feeling is not very painful, but rather strange. It makes Hei Yang realize all the time that there is such a person whose every frown and smile touches his heartstrings.
If I had to describe this feeling, it would probably be itching.
Just let nature take its course, it will happen sooner or later...
The two of them persuaded themselves in this way, pretending not to care, but they acted a bit childish and ridiculous, and their green love made people feel a little overwhelmed.
Hei Yang quietly savored this feeling. He knew that this was also a beautiful memory in his life, and he didn't think there was anything shameful about it.
When children grow up and become adults, many people will feel ashamed when they look back at their "black history" and "secondary remarks".
Hei Yang doesn't feel much shame. Maybe he is still naive now, or maybe he is looking at himself from the perspective of a bystander.
It's also possible that he never thought it was something to be ashamed of. He used to think he was handsome like that, but now... ha, I was so handsome before!
When I was a child, my imagination was so rich, and the world in my eyes was so colorful. Doing random things was breaking the rules, and speaking casually was a very creative and pioneering thinking.
A group of people who have been defeated by reality and whose minds have gradually become numb have lost their own "unrealistic daydreams" and have lost the ability to fantasize. How can they have the nerve to turn their heads and laugh at other people's "secondary" and "naive" Woolen cloth.
"You should face reality"
"You know this is impossible"
"This is nonsense"
Because the kingdom of my fantasy has collapsed, I want to push down others' too, so that they, like myself, can be exposed to the so-called cruel reality and accept the beatings of the so-called society.
Tame tiger cubs into sheep and then throw them into the pack of wolves.
Just because I have seen too much white since childhood, when I first saw gray, I thought it was the ultimate black.
If the price of maturity is the loss of happiness and imagination, then what is maturity for?
Make your own contribution to making the world a better place?
But because of his own existence, there is another unhappy person in the world, right...
Wandering like this, those who overthrew other people's kingdoms tried to build new houses to withstand the coldness of reality, and called it faith.
…
Hei Yang believed that since his life was still flowing, he should enjoy everything in his life with all his heart - and suffering was added later.
Two pairs of dull, dead fish eyes, as if they didn't care about anything, as if they didn't care about anything.
But in fact, they are the most sensitive people. They don't want to move their bodies, but they can't stop thinking in their minds.
They approached and explored the world cautiously, fearing to offend others with every move they made, and the unfamiliar environment made them feel uneasy.
So they won't go wrong if they choose not to do it, and they won't take a step out of their comfort zone before it collapses.
Even continue to strengthen your comfort zone and make it unbreakable.
The price of this is that it is difficult to grow and without change, it may still be the same as it was at the beginning in a few years.
Hei Yang didn't want to think so much, he just wanted to be happy.
He could have found some high-sounding reasons, saying that it was difficult to move to his homeland, that he would never forget his original intention, that he had an innocent heart...
He was too lazy to find a reason, so who could he give it to?
So, I lay down, motionless, and had no ambition to make progress...
Ah, thinking about it this way, Tao Yuanming seems to be a lazy person...
He couldn't change that era, and he couldn't change the world, so he might as well go back...
Arrogant thoughts popped up in Hei Yang's mind. Extreme pride and extreme inferiority kept alternating in his heart, but the expression on his face remained unchanged.
Yes, he can't change the whole world, but he can change another world. For example, the girl around him is his world.
Hei Yang was confused and could only distract himself by opening gift boxes.
Ah, the second one is also purple, my condition is ridiculously bad today...
"actually……"
Hong Li rubbed Hei Yang's legs and suddenly squeezed out a sentence, whispering.
"Actually, you can give it a try. I'm still wearing a bra or something... There's nothing to be ashamed of, right?"
"Ah, yes..."
The corners of Hei Yang's mouth raised slightly, and all the thoughts in his mind disappeared. He could feel the girl's soft hands on his legs, and could hear the girl's beating heart, breathing, and blood flow. The warmth around him made him feel at ease.
The third one, golden, is a bit more normal.
The fourth one, golden, feels gradually coming back.
The fifth one, golden, feels good.
Item: Soothing Soul Enlightenment Incense
Quality: purple
Effect: Enter the state of enlightenment, accelerate the speed of magical power fusion, and greatly shorten the time required for fusion.
Introduction: I have a saying, this thing can also be used as mosquito coil, I am serious.
Item: Anxiety Creation Device
Quality: purple
Effect: Cause and effect deduction, predict the future, create your own sense of anxiety!
Introduction: As for prophecies, ten out of ten are bad things...
Item: Realm full map hanging
Quality: gold
Effect: Scan the cultivation level of all creatures within the range, and mark their location and cultivation level.
Applicable realm: Qi refining period - tribulation period.
Scope of application: One world (traveling world)
Introduction: That's right, I won't act anymore, I really started it this time, my friend gave it to me!
Item: Life and Death Contract (for two people)
Quality: gold
Effect: Health points are shared equally.
Introduction: Are you really sure you want to gamble your life with another person?
Do you really have someone you trust enough to sign a contract with you? You know, this period is called forever.
Item: Absolute Pass*2
Quality: gold
Effect: It is a one-time consumption item. Use this prop in any "enchantment", "array", "special space", "world gap" and "time and space turbulence" to ignore all obstacles and pass freely.
Introduction: Our original intention is to help those explorers who accidentally enter dangerous places to avoid danger, but there are always some dogs who use it to peek!
"..."
"Huh, ha, hu, ha..."
Hong Li muttered slogans in a low voice, and kept moving her hands on Hei Yang's legs.
"How about Hei Yang? Our family's ancestral Hong's Massage is comfortable, isn't it?!"
"If my memory has not been tampered with, I remember that the Hong family does not have any ancestral massage techniques..."
Hei Yang looked down at Hong Li expressionlessly.
"I feel like Miss Hongli, you are using my legs as punching bags to vent your anger. Thanks to you, I can no longer feel the existence of my legs."
"Ha, I think too much, I think too much, this is normal..."
Hongli said with a sneer: "It proves that your legs are already so happy that you are so happy!"
"Climb, climb, climb..."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "I'm just lazy, my legs are numb from your body, and you're just pretending!"
"Oh, oh, my husband's strong legs are so warm and reliable!"
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hei Yang curled his lips, took out the life and death contract, and handed it to Hong Li.
"Girl, quickly sign a contract with me and become a magical girl!"
"Aha?"
A question mark appeared on Hong Li's head. She briefly read the item information and showed a sudden look.
"Does that mean that by signing this contract, we can have sex together in the true sense?"
"Fuck, why are you so unlucky when you talk every day?"
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Hurry up!"
"Hey, I got it, I got it."
Hongli smiled and signed the contract as required. While signing, she said casually: "In this case, if your life is in danger, won't I have to send it with you?
I thought you would rather sacrifice yourself than let the person you like die! "
"Humph, you're a piece of trash. You can't do anything without me. If I die, what are you still doing?"
Hei Yang said fiercely: "Hurry up and die together."
"Yes, yes, I will die with you, my husband."
Hong Li couldn't stop smiling.
Die together? That's weird.
Signing the contract is a reminder to each other, take it easy, your life is not just yours!
"..."
"..."
At three fifty in the morning, in front of Yang Li's house, Hong Qiao was quietly waiting for dawn.
"Second uncle said that Brother Heiyang and Sister Hongli might be able to give me some help, and I don't know if they can..."
