"Black Yang wake up, Black Yang wake up, Black Yang wake up..."
"Oh, Xiaoli, don't make trouble..."
Hei Yang opened his eyes in a daze, feeling like someone was pushing him all the time, and subconsciously reached out to grab him.
"Well……"
The hand felt a little thick, and before Hei Yang could react, there was a short exclamation and a sudden force that pulled the thing in his hand away, but there was still something left in his hand.
"Uh?"
Hei Yang woke up, sat up, shook his groggy head, and turned to look at his hand in confusion, uh, a white cotton sock?
"so……"
Hei Yang turned to look at Hong Li, who had a shocked face. At a glance, he saw that the latter only had a sock on one foot and the other was bare.
"you you you……"
Hongli crossed her legs, gritted her teeth and said "you, you, you" for a long time, and finally managed to squeeze out the words.
"What are you doing! You woke up suddenly and scared me!"
"Well……"
Hei Yang blinked and reacted quickly. He rolled his eyes and threw the cotton socks in his hand on the short wardrobe that was a little far away. Hong Li was so frightened that he trembled and quickly looked up at Hei Yang. Positive.
"You, what do you want to do?!"
"What do I want to do? You can kick me with your feet, right?"
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li speechlessly, and the latter looked away guiltily.
"Again, I didn't use any force. Who, who made you sleep so hard that I pushed you several times without waking up... Well, that's it, I'm not wrong!"
"Ah, wake me up, right?"
Hei Yang raised his head, showing a thoughtful expression.
"Then the question is, why did I suddenly lose consciousness? It's so strange. Xiaoli, do you have any idea?"
"Ah, hahaha..."
Hongli's expression was stiff and she laughed repeatedly.
"Of course I have no clue, how do I know why you suddenly fainted, hahaha..."
Black Sun stares, stares!
Hongli: "..."
"I was wrong!"
Hongli buried her head in the quilt and held her head in defense.
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to poison you, bah bah, or drink medicinal wine for you, wuwuwu...
I mean, whenever I get something good, I think of you first! "
"and……"
Hongli paused for a moment, looked at Heiyang through the gap between her arms, and said in an unreasonable voice: "And who made you so obedient? You open your mouth when I tell you to, and I still I thought you were willing!"
"Tsk, tsk, you know how to rake someone down."
Hei Yang curled his lips, held Hongli's head in both hands, exposed her little face, looked at his girlfriend with dead fish eyes, and said quietly: "Why should I guard against you? If you ask me to open my mouth, I will. ."
"You really...make me cry to death!"
"Don't talk about whether these are available or not."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes, let go and sat up, facing Hong Li.
"So what kind of medicinal wine did you give me to drink? "Hei Yang's obedient potion"? "Hei Yang's obedient wine", "Hei Yang's obedient water" and "brainwashing fluid"?"
"Huh? What are you thinking about!"
Hong Li subconsciously retorted: "If it's really that kind of thing, you should be the one trembling now, not me!"
"Xing, as expected of you."
Hei Yang snorted: "So what exactly is it?"
"Well……"
Hong Li gently leaned close to Hei Yang's ear.
"That's right, gurgling, gurgling, gurgling..."
"Tsk, tsk, that's it..."
Hei Yang looked astonished, clicked his tongue, and couldn't help but sigh.
"No wonder I feel like I have some purple-quality medicinal wine right now."
"The boss?!"
Hongli's eyes widened in horror: "Which head? I'm not mentally prepared yet!"
"???"
A bunch of question marks popped up on Hei Yang's head: "There's something wrong with you."
"Ahem, don't worry about such innocuous things."
Hongli coughed twice and looked at Hei Yang curiously.
"What else do you feel? How does it taste? Does it taste good?"
"taste……"
Hei Yang frowned slightly: "It smells like wine, but I can't taste it or comment on it.
There is also the smell of medicinal materials, cloves, star anise... a fragrance...
There seems to be a sweet taste, sugar? Honey? It’s not very similar…”
"Uh, that..."
Hong Li raised her hand and whispered: "The sweet taste is another thing I gave you to drink later. It shouldn't be the taste of medicinal wine..."
"???"
Hei Yang's eyes widened: "There's more than one kind? How many strange things did you pour into my mouth when I was drunk?"
"Hey, hey, what are these weird things? Can I still hurt you?"
Hong Li looked at Hei Yang with her hands on her hips with an unhappy face, and snorted: "You are distrustful of your girlfriend. This is an extremely bad behavior!"
"Uh, so what?"
"It's just milk."
"That's it..."
Hei Yang nodded subconsciously, and suddenly his eyes widened: "What? Breasts! That's all!"
"Milk!!!"
Hong Li shouted frantically: "It's for you to sober up!!! What are you thinking!!!"
"I'm thinking……"
Hei Yang blinked: "Milk? What else could it be?"
"Oh, you're pretending, right..."
Hong Li curled her lips in disdain, suddenly thought of something, a lonely look appeared on her face, and she sighed.
"Obviously a year ago, the sixteen-year-old Hong Xiaoli was still a cute little girl who would blush even when holding hands, but now my thoughts have become filthy and I no longer have the face to face my father and fellow villagers..."
Hong Li lamented: "I can't go back, I can't go back anymore, the innocent Hong Xiaoli has been stained by the black sun, woo woo woo...
If one day I become (), please remember my clear eyes, at least, that white Hong Xiaoli has been here! "
"If you have clear eyes..."
Hei Yang said faintly: "Sorry, Mouli's clear eyes were killed by me more than ten years ago and turned into dead fish eyes..."
Hongli: "..."
"No!!!"
Hongli looked sad: "Is this the price of growing up? It's too heavy!"
"Okay, stop pretending to me."
Hei Yang gently kicked Hong Li, who was paralyzed on the lower side, and whispered: "I admit that laziness is my fault, and the dirty words...
Haven't you been buying things from roadside stalls since you were twelve years old? I can't say too much, right? "
"!!!!!!"
Hongli's head roared, and he came behind Hei Yang with an instant kill. He stepped on Hei Yang's shoulders with both feet, and at the same time stretched out two arms and legs to strangle the opponent's neck!
"Hey, what are you doing? Come down..."
Hei Yang felt the terrifying murderous aura behind him, and cold sweat dripped from his forehead: "Why are you so anxious?"
"How did you know……"
Hong Li's deep voice came from her ears.
"What?"
A question mark appeared on Hei Yang's head.
"How do you know this!
How do you know I started when I was twelve...
Does anyone know?
Is it just you?
Is there anyone else who knows?
Does it mean that as long as I kill you, no one else will know?
Did you leave any clues?
How much do you know exactly?
You... forget it, just silence me! "
Hongli's eyes turned red, and she pushed her limbs back...
"Wait a minute! Spare your life!"
Hei Yang felt the strong murderous intent behind him, swallowed his saliva, and begged for mercy: "Xiao Li, calm down, only I know about this, well, only your dear husband knows about it, no rumors!"
"real?"
“It really can’t be truer!”
"Ahhhhh~"
Hong Li relaxed all over and lay on Hei Yang's back, with a melancholy expression on her face: "How could you know such a thing? I've obviously been very careful. I will burn it after reading it and never leave anyone alive.
Even if I don't finish reading them occasionally, I will try my best to hide them everywhere. Sometimes even I can't find where to put them. Why do you know! "
"Well……"
Hei Yang breathed a sigh of relief and said speechlessly: "Guess why sometimes you can't find where to put it?"
Hongli: "..."
"Grass!"
Hong Li stretched out her hand and punched Hei Yang's chest, and said aggrievedly: "Did you, a thief like you, steal it for me? I haven't finished reading many of them!"
"I was just helping you with your tail..."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes and suddenly showed a funny face.
"Speaking of which, other people's children have more or less received relevant knowledge from their parents at that age, but you are self-taught.
Moreover, if you really want to talk about it, it was your book that led me astray!
But there is one thing to say, you are really cute with a red face and a book in your arms, looking around furtively. You are indeed Xiaoli!
hahahahahahahahahahaha……"
"Go to hell!"
"Kacha!"
"ha……"
Hei Yang fell into bed and could not get up again.
"..."
"..."
Fake, the black sun has risen again.
"So you woke me up just to show off that you only opened five boxes and found gold-quality items?"
"if not?"
Hongli raised her head proudly: "If you tell me that I have bad luck again, am I being slapped in the face?"
"Hey, I suspect you cheated..."
Hei Yang scratched his head with a suspicious look on his face and said suspiciously: "For example, he stole my luck or something..."
"Nonsense!"
Hongli snorted coldly and turned her head away angrily, a guilty look flashed in her eyes, and her tone was unhappy.
“Is it difficult to recognize the excellence of others?
Do you have to find excuses that are available or not to gain a sense of superiority by belittling yourself?
snort! You stinky Heiyang, you have no quality, no morals, and no conscience. Who else but me would want this three-nothing product of yours? "
"Ah, yes, yes..."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Then I can only believe you. After all, you are my wife!"
"Hey! No yin and yang allowed!"
A tic-tac-toe popped up on Hong Li's head: "Say the word "believe" willingly and sincerely!"
"I believe you must have opened something, such as perspective, self-aim, or directly modified the gift box data..."
"Have fun with you!"
Hong Li replied: "If you have the ability, come here and let's see what kind of bad life you can create with your bad luck!"
"Just open it, there are ten more, right..."
Hei Yang moved to the gift box: "Three consecutive!"
"Wow! Purple Epic!"
"Wow! Golden Legend!"
"Wow! Purple Epic!"
Hong Li: "???"
"uh-huh?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "I can do it too."
"Well, what are you so proud of!"
Hong Li snorted coldly: "It must be some broken coffin or something, just a high-end waste!"
"You'll know if you take a look."
Item: Sword that absolutely breaks defenses
Quality: purple
Effect: 1. Ignore the defense of monks at the Nascent Soul stage and below.
Second, at the expense of the broken sword, deliver a blow that ignores the defense of the monks in the Tribulation Stage!
Durability: 66666/66666 (recovering 20/second)
Introduction: Why not try to chop down the absolutely defense-breaking gun?
Item: Gun that absolutely breaks defenses
Quality: purple
Effect: 1. Ignore the defense of monks at the Nascent Soul stage and below.
Second, at the expense of the broken spear, deliver a blow that ignores the defense of the monks in the Tribulation Stage!
Durability: 66666/66666 (recovering 20/second)
Introduction: Why not try to poke the sword that absolutely breaks defenses?
Item: Small flat peach seedlings
Quality: gold
Effect: It blooms once every thirty years, bears fruit once every thirty years, bears thirty flowers, and extends one’s life by thirty years...
Introduction: The oldest peach tree in the world is said to be still alive. Perhaps it feels that this world is too lonely, so it has stayed with the universe until now...
Hei Yang: "!!!"
Hongli: "!!!"
Hei Yang: "!!!"
Hongli: "!!!"
Hei Yang: "!
"stop!"
Hongli slapped Hei Yang's two exclamation marks and quotation marks away, and said righteously: "It only takes three things. Repeating the exclamation twice can already express the shock in our hearts!"
"It doesn't feel as good as this..."
Hei Yang couldn't help but take a breath, this golden quality item was so terrifying!
"Let's see."
Hei Yang pointed upward and gestured: "Isn't this more useful than an exclamation mark?"
"Don't worry so much, just be shocked!"
Hongli clapped her fingers: "One, two, three, thirty, sixty, nine hundred, eh...
Black Yang, do you know what this means?
Theoretically speaking, as long as we time it right, this peach tree can crazily pull the health of our family of seven infinite times!
In other words, with your flat peach tree, the lifespan problem we are worried about is no longer a problem! "
"Ha, hu..."
Hongli took a deep breath, her little face flushed with excitement: "Sure enough, I said there is no need to worry, there will be a road before the car reaches the mountain, and that solves a big problem!"
"Well, don't be too happy too early..."
Hei Yang directly poured cold water on it: "Do you know how to plant it? Do you know the environment in which a flat peach tree can grow healthily? Do you know what nutrients a flat peach tree needs? Do you know what dangers a flat peach tree will encounter during its growth?
Moreover, between the two of us, who will be responsible for planting trees? Have you ever thought about this? ! "
"ah?!!"
Hongli's eyes widened: "What? What? Do you still need us to take care of the peach tree when it grows? Do you still need us to plant it?"
"Otherwise? What do you think?"
"I thought……"
Hong Li said with a look of disbelief: "Didn't the peach tree dig a hole in a suitable place with a shovel, then bury its feet in it to absorb the nutrients? Occasionally when it was thirsty, it would pull itself out and drink a few buckets of water, and then it would go on its own again. Jump back and think of ways to get some fertilizer to replenish yourself if you feel you are lacking nutrition. When the fruits mature, will you come to our door with a basket and deliver it to us with a smile? "
Hei Yang: "???"
"No, what kind of weird creature are you?"
"The peach tree is so powerful, why can't it become a spirit?"
"When people become spirits and have their own wisdom, why should they give us fruits to eat?"
"Nonsense, we are parents, shouldn't he be filial to us? If he is not filial, he is a traitor!"
"Oh, you don't take care of other people's peach trees, but instead let them serve you tea and water, right?"
Hei Yang looked shocked, what kind of vampire... No, vampires still hunt by themselves, you are just a parasite, right?
Hei Yang touched the remaining gift box: "Hong Li, don't move around here. I'll get you a pink street lamp!"
"Climb, climb, climb!"
