"Hei Yang, I feel like my waist is broken, really!"
Hongli beeped softly: "It's probably broken into several pieces. It's a serious injury. I'll be paralyzed in bed and unable to work from now on. You have to work hard to support me."
"Go aside..."
Hei Yang spread the sheets again and said casually: "Where does the child have a waist?!"
Hong Li: "???"
"Good guy, this is really a classic line from my parents, isn't it?"
Hong Li snorted softly, raised her chest and raised her head, stood up straight, and said unconvinced: "But that was before, now I am not a little girl, but a big girl.
Look at this perfect figure, look at these charming curves, look at this slim and manageable waist, how dare you say that I have no waist? ! "
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hei Yang stretched out, threw the pillow and quilt back on the bed, and faced Hong Li.
"The bed is made, you can lie down."
"Okay, Hei Yang is the best!"
Hongli buried her face in the quilt and rubbed it comfortably.
"Welcome back, my love bed!"
"Weird..."
Hei Yang looked at the corner of the bed carefully, frowned and patted it gently with his hand, then stepped back a few steps and measured the angle with his fingers, his face full of confusion.
"It's so weird. How did we do it just now? No matter how you think about this angle, it shouldn't knock over the bed, right?"
"Oh, why do you care about the ones that are available and those that are not?"
Hongli rolled over against the wall and patted the empty space next to her.
"Come on, come on, don't stay there stupidly!"
"But I feel uncomfortable if I don't understand..."
"Oh, what's the big deal!"
Hong Li turned sideways, held her chin with one hand, and looked at Hei Yang helplessly.
"If you don't come over, I'll ignore you."
"As if you could really bear to ignore me."
Hei Yang was confident and didn't take it seriously. He still held his chin and analyzed the strength of the angle.
"There is a saying. Today it will turn over the first time when we are making trouble, and maybe one day it will turn over the second time when we do bad things."
"Ah this..."
Hongli was stunned for a moment and curled her lips.
"There is a lot of experience and knowledge, theoretical preparation, and you talk about one thing after another. In fact, you are just a talkative king. Why are you pretending to be an expert?"
"Isn't it the same for you?"
The serious expression on Hei Yang's face disappeared, and he looked at Hong Li with dead eyes. He sighed, crawled next to her, and hugged her.
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to think about it. Let's talk about it then."
"Hey, it should have been like this a long time ago."
Hong Li snorted softly, moved her small waist, and moved closer to Hei Yang, then shrank her head downwards, got out from under the other person's arm, and rested her head on the latter's arm, looking comfortable.
"So what are we doing now?"
"You can do anything, you can do nothing."
Hei Yang squinted his eyes and hugged the girls tighter.
"So when will your magical powers be fused..."
[Your contract partner (Hong Li) has been promoted to the third level of the Golden Core Stage, and his cultivation is in sync. 】
"uh-huh."
The corners of Hongli's mouth raised slightly.
"Is there a problem, good brother?"
"Ah, it's good. My waist is really good."
"Fuck, please wake up."
Hong Li showed her dead fish eyes, and two blushes appeared on her cheeks.
"I told you I had a breakthrough, please praise me!"
"Aren't I complimenting you?"
"It seems... too?"
"uh-huh."
Hei Yang opened his eyes, looked at the solid ceiling, and suddenly thought of something.
"Do you still remember how many gift boxes we have now with this time?"
"I am eight."
"I am seven."
"Fifteen in total."
"so……?"
Hongli opened her eyes, looked at her boyfriend, and nodded.
"Let's drive together and see if there's anything fun!"
"Let's get it together first."
Hei Yang turned over and turned Hong Li over with his arms around his waist. The two of them changed from lying down to lying on their stomachs and put up the big pillows to make room.
Hong Li on the side hummed softly, took out the gift boxes one by one, placed them in front of their heads, and stacked them together with Hei Yang on the side.
Fifteen, five at the bottom and one at the top, stacked into a five-story tower.
"call……"
Hong Li looked at the pyramid in front of her and couldn't help but sigh.
"You look very rich. Fifteen. I wonder if I can pay for my future pension."
"Would you like to know if you try it?"
Hei Yang stretched out his hand halfway and suddenly looked at Hong Li.
"You first or me first?"
"Oh, it must be me first!"
Hongli waved her white right hand confidently.
"Look at my little red hand giving you a good start!"
"Is there a possibility..."
Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "The little red hand is not the hand of a guy named Hong?"
"Heiyang shut up and just watch my show."
Hong Li snorted and reached out to open the top gift box.
"Come on, open the door!"
"send!"
Black Yang was cursing beside him.
"Send you a big-headed ghost."
Hong Li looked at the purple light in the gift box and raised her eyebrows with joy.
"Look, look, the first one is purple, let me just say I am a little red hand!"
Hong Li checks item information.
Item: Open coffin to celebrate the occasion
Quality: purple
Effect: A coffin that is moisture-proof, insect-proof, decay-resistant and hard. As long as you lie inside and close the lid, even the Nascent Soul Stage monks will not be able to do anything to you!
Note: Once closed, the coffin can only be opened from the inside, so make sure you are in it before closing it.
Introduction: Even if I am dead and nailed in a coffin, I will still shout in a rotten voice: Who the hell put a coffin in the gift box! Stand up for me!
Ahem, in fact, coffins are a symbol of auspiciousness in many worlds. Really, believe me, I am an introduction, I will not lie!
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"boom!"
Hong Li opened her hands expressionlessly, and a ball of Nirvana fire stretched out to burn the coffin, but the latter was bathed in the Nirvana fire and was not damaged at all, which was extremely provocative.
"Ha, hu..."
Hong Li took a deep breath and continued to burn the coffin.
"Ahem, um, Xiaoli..."
Hei Yang cautiously reminded: "This person can prevent the Nascent Soul stage, and we shouldn't be able to burn him."
"I know, so what, I don't like it."
Hongli's voice was calm: "If I can't burn it for a while, I will burn it for hundreds of years...
Even if I can't burn it, then let our children burn it. If the children can't burn it, let our grandchildren burn it. The coffin will not be restored, and my children and grandchildren will be endless..."
"Sister Li, it's not like she's not..."
Heiyang's forehead was sweating, and the corners of his mouth twitched as he grabbed Hongli's shoulders.
"There's no need to lose all of our family tree because of this thing, right?"
"Hmm..."
Hong Li was stunned, and turned her expressionless face to Hei Yang. She looked at her boyfriend's helpless expression quietly, and the mist in her eyes quickly condensed. Then she burst into tears and wrapped her arms around Hei Yang's neck.
"But it bullied me, it bullied me! Black Sun!
I want pension funds, not coffin books!
Damn, damn, damn, damn! Woohoo, I'm so angry! "
"Okay, okay, it's just a box opening, there's no need to break the defense."
Hei Yang patted his girlfriend on the back and comforted him: "If we don't want to drive it, we won't drive it. We'll drive it again when we feel happy..."
"no."
"Um?"
A question mark appeared on Hei Yang's head, and he looked unhappy as he watched Hong Li wipe her tears on her chest and pull her head out of Hei Yang's arms.
"If I don't open it even if I don't say it, doesn't that prove that I'm afraid and give in to it?!"
Hongli snorted coldly: "Don't even think about it! Let me do it again! This time I will be able to avenge my shame!"
"Hey, hey..."
Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and looked at Hong Li suspiciously.
"I said, is it my turn? You don't want to waste a chance to open the box, do you?"
"Oh, what's yours is mine, and even you are mine. Do we still need to be so clear about it?"
Hongli waved her hand confidently: "The time just now doesn't count, it doesn't count, I'll open another one!"
"Refuse to act stupid and act like a scoundrel."
Hei Yangti held Hong Li's back collar, looking speechless.
"Haven't you ever calculated that there are fifteen gift boxes for you to open first, which is one more than me.
Even if you switch positions twice in a row, you still have so many shots, so why worry. "
"Ha, isn't that right?"
Hong Li counted it with her fingers for Hei Yang.
"I have eight gift boxes, one more than yours. Isn't it natural that I should open one more gift box in the end?"
"Oh ho?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and held Hongli's arms with both hands, turning her to sit on him.
"Whatever I didn't give back to you just now is mine. Are you mine too?"
In the end, within half a minute, you started to settle the accounts with me again, right?
What should I say, Hongli, you have a certain double standard behavior! "
"Well……"
Hong Li felt a little itchy when her arm was being held, so she moved her body slightly, looked up at Hei Yang, and beeped softly.
"You are three days older than me. You are the elder brother, so you can't give way to me!"
"It's only three days, it doesn't make any difference."
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and said, "It's okay if you want to be a sister. I don't care."
"Wow, Hei Yang, why are you like this!"
"The first day you met me?"
"call……"
Hong Li stood up straight, held Hei Yang's shoulders with both hands, and looked into his eyes with a solemn expression.
"I'll ask you again, do you agree?"
"uh-huh?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and responded unceremoniously.
"What, you still want to...huh?!"
The touch on his lips made Hei Yang widen his eyes and look at the girl who was close to Chi Chi. His breath blew on his face, causing a bunch of question marks to pop up on his head.
"mua!"
Hong Li moved her little head away and looked at Hei Yang with a slightly red face but full of energy. She put her hands on his shoulders and smiled.
"How is it? Do you agree now?"
"you you you……"
Hei Yang's eyes widened: "How dare you? Do you think I..."
"mua! Promise or not!"
"You think this can..."
"mua! Promise or not!"
"One code equals one code, I am..."
"mua! Promise or not!"
"I……"
"mua! mua! mua!"
Hong Li raised her head, shook her somewhat messy long hair, and looked at Hei Yang in front of her. The latter had red marks on his face and looked dull as if his soul had been transcended.
"How about it!"
Hong Li grabbed Hei Yang's head with both hands, her eyes twinkling.
"I agree or disagree!"
"Ara ala..."
Hei Yang's eyes were dull, smoke was coming from his head, and he made a sound of unknown meaning.
"It's not enough yet, right? Come again..."
"Same, same, same, agree, I agree!"
Hei Yang looked confused and blurted out subconsciously.
"It's all up to you... Xiaoli... you can drive as many as you want... no problem..."
"Ha! I knew Hei Yang that you were the best to me!"
Hong Li was overjoyed, hugging Hei Yang and doing a lot of damage.
"mua! mua! mua! suck...mua!"
Hong Li let go of her hands, and Hei Yang, who had turned into a puddle, looked up and fell on the quilt behind him, staring blankly at the ceiling, with love in his eyes, and a faint... uh, silly smile at the corner of his mouth!
Well, this is obviously a manifestation of his soul's sublimation and enlightenment, which is great kindness!
After successfully convincing Hei Yang with her words, Hongli made a comeback, looked at the remaining gift box with a confident face, rubbed her hands, and opened the box!
"come on!"
Hong Li was mumbling strange spells.
"Come out, my invincible, unparalleled and most powerful baby in all the worlds! Wow! Another purple epic!"
Hong Li's eyes lit up, and she was about to reach out to check the information when she suddenly thought of something and her face became solemn.
"Wait a minute, could it be the couple version of the coffin just now..."
The corners of Hong Li's mouth twitched and she quickly shook her head to get rid of the strange thoughts in her head.
"How could it be possible? Couples all live in the same coffin, and there is no such thing as a couple's model!
Bah, what am I talking about? There is no way we two will die! hateful! Who wants to lie in the coffin? Not even an urn! "
Item: True Dragon Bone Wine
Quality: purple
Effects: Calming the mind and calming the mind, strengthening the kidneys and replenishing qi, warming and replenishing kidney yang, increasing the strength of the soul, and improving the origin of spiritual power...
Introduction: Back then, real dragons were not a rare species. Later, dragons gave birth to nine sons, who were beautiful in color, fragrance, and beauty...
"Ah this..."
Hong Li looked at the small wine bottle in her hand, her mouth twitching, revealing her half-moon eyes.
In a sense, this is quite a treasure...
However, as for medicinal wine...
It seems that you can't drink too much at one time, and drinking on an empty stomach is not good either...
Moreover, the purple medicinal wine, considering the two of them's drinking capacity...
Hongli rubbed her eyebrows, glanced at Hei Yang who was lying beside the body, then turned to look at her hands, suddenly showing a funny expression.
Hong Li quietly crawled to the bedside, opened the bedside table, took out a clean small cup, opened the medicinal wine bottle, held her breath, and poured some carefully.
Putting away the medicinal wine, Hong Li gently climbed up to Hei Yang with a small cup in hand and patted him gently.
"Black Sun~"
"ah?"
Heiyang opened his eyes in the mist of the lake.
"Ah, Xiaoli, what's wrong?"
Hongli: "Open your mouth, ah——"
Hei Yang: "Ah..."
Hongli: "It's time to drink medicine~~"
Hei Yang: "???"
"Uh-huh, cough..."
Hei Yang felt a strong pressure on his nose, and he choked with tears.
"Xiao Li, Wu Gudu, what is this?"
"Oh, it's nothing, good stuff!"
Hong Liyan smiled and opened Baiyang's mouth and poured it inside.
"Just a little medicinal wine."
"medicine?"
Hei Yang's eyes widened: "Wine!"
"Oh! Why are you talking so much!"
Hong Li gritted her teeth and poured it out, then covered Hei Yang's mouth and squeezed it hard.
"Just drink, can I still harm you?"
"Well!!!"
Black Yang's eyes widened violently, his hands and feet trembled wildly, then he rolled his eyes and his limbs hung down weakly.
"Ah this..."
Hong Li twitched the corner of her mouth, moved her palm away, and carefully placed her fingers under Hei Yang's nose. She felt the weak breathing and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Ahem, it seems you are drunk."
Hongli laughed sarcastically, dragging Heiyang's body (crossed out) and dragging Heiyang to lie upright on the bed, covering him with a quilt. Looking at Heiyang's drunken red cheeks, Hongli's eyes were a little weak.
"that……"
Hong Li whispered in a guilty voice.
"When he wakes up, he won't beat me...
Bah, bah, bah, why should you beat me?
I haven’t done anything bad, I’m not even willing to drink the good stuff!
But then again..."
Hong Li leaned close to Hei Yang, stretched out her finger and poked his face, unable to help but smile.
"Speaking of which, I haven't seen Hei Yang look like drunk. He looks like, hehe, how should I put it? Hehehehe!"
Suddenly thinking of something, Hongli lowered her voice and tried carefully.
"Hei Yang, Hei Yang? Are you awake? Are you asleep? You are talking!"
Hei Yang: "Zzzzzzzzzzz"
"Hey hey~"
Seeing that Hei Yang was sleeping soundly, Hongli opened her storage bag, rummaged a few times, took out the photo stone left by her aunt, and looked at Hei Yang again, raising the corners of her mouth slightly.
"Get a seventeen-year-old innocent boy drunk and take cute photos" (crossed out)
"Take a selfie of my shy fiancé who is too shy to open his eyes" (correct)
"hey-hey……"
Hong Li first took the photo stone and took pictures of Hei Yang's face from all angles. Then she used her spiritual power to hold up the spirit stone and put her head next to Hei Yang's side to make a scissor hand gesture for the photo...
"Kakakaka..."
"call……"
Feeling about the same, Hong Li sat up, poured her spiritual energy into the stone, and began to admire her work with anticipation.
"Well, it's really good-looking. This photo is even more perfect. They look like a perfect match!
It’s just that I always feel that it’s not that interesting…”
Hong Li secretly glanced at the still sleeping child Hei Yang, her fingers crept forward quietly, crawled to the edge of the quilt, lifted the corners, and gently opened...
"Kakakakakakakaka..."
"..."
"..."
"Pfft..."
Hong Li rolled out of the quilt gently, with a rosy complexion. She held the shadow stone tightly in her hand, pouring spiritual power into it. She opened her eyes wide and looked at her. Her face became redder and redder, but the corners of her mouth could not stop rising.
“Oh my God, my God, my God, am I allowed to watch this without paying?
Wow, wow, Black Yang is quite capable of hiding. I didn’t notice it, but he was so breathless, Siha...
Make a lot of money, make a lot of money, see good things and you will live longer, Sihasha cough..."
It wasn't until Hong Li's eyeballs almost touched the shadow stone that she realized what she was doing. She coughed twice and wiped away the saliva from the corner of her mouth without leaving a trace.
I saw Mouli first looking around furtively a few times, then quietly placing the photo stone in the most hidden position in the storage bag, then pretending to be nonchalant, straightening the corners of the quilt, and put the black sun back on Straighten up.
"Well, I don't know anything about what just happened, and I didn't do anything."
Hongli nodded affirmatively.
"Yes, that's it. I was suddenly distracted just now. Hei Yang fell asleep next to me at some point. Then I kindly covered him with the quilt. Well, that's right!"
She glanced at Hei Yang guiltily and found that there was nothing unusual about him. Hong Li breathed a sigh of relief and stretched out her sinful little hand towards the remaining gift box.
"Well, since Hei Yang accidentally fell asleep, let Miss Hongli, as his fiancée and best friend, continue to drive for him!
Well, don't worry, I will only open a little bit, and leave the rest to Hei Yang! "
Hong Li hummed proudly. Sure enough, ignoring the first one, she fired two purple ones in a row. Sure enough, she was the little red hand!
open!
Wow, blue is rare!
"Um?"
Hong Li raised her eyebrows.
Item: Lihuo Crystal
Quality: blue
Effects: Nanming Lihuo essence, alchemy materials, weapon refining materials, array materials, gem inlays, enchantment specialization, equipment strengthening, breakthrough materials, summoning materials, auxiliary practice, Lihuo purification...
Introduction: Rental advertising space (to be rented)
"It seems like something strange got mixed up in the end..."
Hong Li showed her dead eyes and couldn't help complaining: "It's broken. The quality has begun to decline. Can't you just use the luck you have accumulated for so long? Damn it!"
"It's hard for Hei Yang and I to use this thing. We can't bite it with our teeth..."
Hongli's eyes moved upward, as if she saw a little red head smiling and calling her mother.
"Well, let's throw it to Xiaohuo to play with when we find time..."
Hong Li put away the crystals and curled her lips.
"But having said that, Xiaohuo was obviously very attached to me at first, but now that we haven't seen each other for almost two days, she doesn't even miss me...
Yes, after all, the two mothers doted on that girl to the heavens, and I obviously don’t have the same treatment..."
Hong Li suddenly felt a little sour in her heart. She was the one who came first, whether it was her parents or Xiao Huo. Parents and Xiao Huo should have doubled their family ties, but why...
Xiao Huo took away her parents, and her parents took away her Xiao Huo, wu wu wu...
In this materialistic society, people are cold and heartless, only the black sun still has some warmth.
Hongli pulled one of Hei Yang's arms over and held him in her arms, her mood gradually recovered.
Harmful! Unbox!
Wow! Green and excellent!
Item: The cup is numbered 2.0
Quality: green
Effect: A one-time prop, smash the cup, and summon fifty sword and axe-wielding heroes in the foundation-building stage to wait for dispatch. The summoning lasts for six hours.
Introduction: Regarding version 1.0, we have received a lot of customer complaints, saying that the quality of our cups is too good to break, so we have upgraded the user experience and now the cups can be broken more easily.
"Hmm, so how do people who didn't break it live to complain..."
Hongli couldn't help but complain.
"Also, although, the durability of my luck value is also low, right? Will it drop from purple to green?"
Hong Li turned her head to put away the cup, turned to look at Hei Yang, and raised her eyebrows.
"Yang, you don't mind losing your luck with your lovely girlfriend, right? If you don't say anything, I'll take it as your consent!"
"..."
"Ha, I knew you were the best to me!"
Hong Li grabbed one of Hei Yang's hands, pressed it on the fifth gift box, and gently said, "Open!"
"Wow! Golden Legend!"
This time, Hong Li seemed to vaguely hear that the gift box came with a voiceover, and saw a phantom gourd appear in the gift box.
Props: The Minotaur must die!
Quality: gold
Effect: When a tauren is detected around, the flying knife in the gourd will pop out automatically, killing him with one blow, leaving no one alive.
Scope of action: Tribulation period and below
Range of action: Ten miles in radius - ten realms (about the size of ten travel realms), the range can be adjusted manually.
Introduction: One sword and one tauren, the number one pure love warrior in the world!
Note: Limited edition souvenir from the meeting between the Pure Love Alliance and the Bull Hunter Legion in 772 of the Eleventh Age of the World.
