"Oh, it's just Hongli, you can catch it!"
Hei Yang held down his recaptured girlfriend with one hand and wiped the sweat from his head with the other.
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hong Li, who was pressed on the bed, rolled her eyes and agreed perfunctorily.
"My husband is invincible. Hongli Xiaonizi has no power to fight back in front of my husband. She was easily manipulated!"
"I just thought your weirdness was a compliment to me."
Hei Yang let out a long breath and looked at Hong Li helplessly as he listened to the talking and laughter getting closer and closer outside.
"Mom, they are coming, what do you say?"
"Ask me, how do I know?"
Hong Li looked up at Hei Yang with a look of despair.
"If I were just like you before and went on a rampage, nothing would happen.
But now this thing is an instant kill, an instant kill!
Do you want me to follow you out and kill the guests like crazy? "
"Grass!"
Hei Yang couldn't help but think about that scene, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
"Then the way our family treats guests is quite special."
"That was really special."
Hongli couldn't help but complain.
"Even if I can barely control my strength without accidentally injuring others, think about it...
You were sitting in the living room, chatting and laughing, and the background music was poor Hongli's screams, screaming and bouncing around you? "
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"You can imagine it."
Hong Li showed her dead fish eyes expressionlessly.
"That can no longer be regarded as an ordinary social death, it is simply... just...
I'm going to be directly promoted to the heavyweight comedy clown in the travel industry! "
"Be confident."
Hei Yang encouraged: "Maybe you can get out of the circle and run for selections like Zhutian Da Sha Wither?"
"Who would be surprised by that kind of selection!"
"What should we do?"
Hei Yang spread his hands helplessly.
"You can't let me, brother, hold you in the living room to meet guests, right?"
Hongli: "!!!"
"Fuck! What the hell!"
Hong Li imagined that scene and her face turned red with embarrassment: "This is too shameful!"
However, although……
It’s just shameful!
"No! Absolutely not!"
Hongli decisively rejected this outrageous proposal.
"Anyway..."
Hongli gritted her teeth.
"If it's just the two of us, you can hug me however you want... I'll admit it no matter how much you go too far!
But if there are others, it will definitely not work! "
"Nonsense, of course I know this won't work..."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Stop talking about you, I'm scared too!"
"Xiaoyang? Xiaoli? Strange...where are you people?"
Mom's voice came faintly from the living room: "You guys sit down first, I'll go see them two..."
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang and Hong Li, who was pressed on the bed by his hands on the shoulders, looked at each other, then looked at the door, blinked, and shouted without hesitation.
"Mom! I'm coming right now. Just wait a moment. I'll be here soon!"
"ah?"
Qing Yiyi's confused voice came: "What are you busy with?"
"Ah, no, no, no, I mean, small things, small things!"
Hei Yang sweated on his forehead and said quickly: "Mom, please go sit down and drink some water. I will finish the matter at hand right away!"
"That……"
Qing Yiyi was stunned for a moment: "Okay, don't delay."
"I know, I know!"
"..."
Mom's footsteps gradually faded away.
"Huh..."*2
Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other and breathed a sigh of relief.
"What should we do now?"
Hei Yang showed a toothache expression: "Do you want to come with me?"
"Are you holding it?"
"If I don't hold you, I won't fly away..."
"Grass, indeed."
The corner of Hongli's mouth twitched, and she suddenly thought of something, and said cautiously: "Well, how about you carry me out, but you have to wear a coat or a quilt to cover me up, so that no one can see me, or I can use Shen Yin can also do it!
Then you said that I went out for a run early in the morning and did morning exercises, and I am not at home now! "
Hei Yang: "..."
“There are so many flaws that I don’t even know where to start…”
A row of black lines was drawn across Heiyang's head.
"Taking it a million steps back, even if my parents are mentally distorted and believe your nonsense about going out for a morning exercise...
But while you were restraining your instant-kill magical power and hiding in my arms, didn’t you think about how outrageous that scene was? "
"Ah this..."
The eyes of Hongli and Heiyang floated upward at the same time, looking at the imagination bubble.
[It would be bad if someone noticed if you made any strange noise! 】
[Don’t move around and hold on tighter. 】
[Listen, they seem to be talking about you! 】
[You don’t want your shame to be known, right? 】
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"Grass!"*2
"What I just said is nonsense! Don't take it seriously!"
Hong Li sweated on her forehead, took a deep breath, gritted her teeth and said, "Since going out means at least being a social worker, I'll just stay in the house! Hei Yang, just go out alone!"
"Are you sure you don't need my help now?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "Aren't you afraid of getting bumped all over your head? Aren't you afraid of being bounced all over the room? Weren't you still crying and flying around just now?"
"Hey, this little pain is nothing compared to social death!"
Hongli snorted softly, her face full of determination.
"Okay, please let go of my hand and get out quickly so that people don't have to wait."
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment and had a headache: "Then, what's the reason?
How can I explain to them that you stay in the house and don't go out? "
"Just say that Hongli is sick and feels unwell!"
"Then they were worried about you and came to visit you carrying fruit, only to find you full of energy and flying around the house as soon as they opened the door?"
"Fuck! Why do you always tear me down!"
"I'm going to analyze it seriously with you, okay?"
"I don't think it's serious..."
Hongli curled her lips, paused, and whispered: "Then just say, well, last night was wonderful, but now she is very tired and can't walk, so I came alone!"
Hei Yang: "???"
Hongli: "..."
"What...what happened?"
Hong Li stammered: "What, what's that look in your eyes!"
"I didn't say..."
It took Hei Yang more than ten seconds to come to his senses. His face turned red and he couldn't help but make a sound.
“You, you can’t spread rumors out of thin air!
I haven't done anything yet! What you said makes me seem so... so outrageous! "
"whispering sound……"
Hong Li closed her eyelids guiltily and whispered: "Anyway, it will happen sooner or later..."
Hei Yang: "???"
Hongli: "..."
"Why are you still looking at me like that!"
Hongli's head shrank lower and lower, and she suddenly caught a glimpse of something. She looked away as if she was electrocuted, her face flushed, and she said angrily: "Then think of a valid reason! Do you have to ask me for this? Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!”
"Ah this..."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched and he coughed twice: "That's okay, then I'll let go, so don't panic."
"I know, I know, let go..."
Hong Li pretended to be impatient, but when she felt that Hei Yang's hand was really about to let go, she panicked for no reason and suddenly reached out and grabbed Hei Yang's wrist.
"Hei Yang, wait!"
"Um?"
Hei Yang was stunned for a moment: "What's wrong?"
"Well, I thought about it..."
Hongli smiled coquettishly: "Maybe, how about adding some safeguards?"
Hei Yang: "?"
"..."
"..."
In the living room at this time, five people, Yao Yang, Shi Xing, Qing Yiyi, Hei Muguang, and Qing Tianming, were sitting at the table, laughing and gossiping.
"honestly……"
Shi Xing pointed at himself with a smile: "Even though I look young, I am actually over 420 years old this year. I am considered old in the Golden Core stage, hahaha."
"More than four hundred years old..."
Qing Tianming and others were stunned. His eldest daughter Qing Yiyi was thirty-seven years old, and his son-in-law Hei Muguang's youngest daughter was one year old and was thirty-six this year.
The oldest Qing Tianming is only sixty-seven years old this year.
For ordinary people, living to eighty or ninety is considered a blessing, and a hundred years is the limit of longevity in imagination.
But if you are over four hundred years old...
Such a long period of time gave Qing Yiyi and the others a slightly unreal feeling.
"Practice..."
Qing Tianming sighed, then smiled helplessly.
"Huh, Taoist Master's longevity is amazing. Ordinary people like us would be grateful to God if we can live to be seventy or eighty years old!"
"Seventy or eighty years old is the number of years to live..."
Hei Muguang continued: "After turning thirty-five, I feel that my physical condition has declined.
Excluding the childhood period of young children, there are only a dozen years at most when they are more energetic and can indulge a little more.
Then there will be all kinds of troubles, things that I liked to do before can’t be done now, things that I wanted to eat and drink before can’t be spoken now, there are also illnesses, aging…”
"What Mu Guang said is..."
Qing Tianming sighed, as soon as the question of lifespan is raised, people can't help but continue talking.
Qing Tianming, who has already felt that his body is aging, is even more aware of it.
"To put it bluntly, some old people say they have had enough life in the end. In fact, there is no such thing as enough life. Even their energy and body cannot keep up!
I can't do anything with my old body, I can't bite food, I can't taste it, I can't hear or see clearly, and all my interests and hobbies are restricted, so I say I've had enough...
Well, just like Yiyi’s mother, when she was ill...well, no, that..."
Qing Tianming suddenly paused, turned to look at Qing Yiyi, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Dad talked too much, your mother..."
"Oh, it's okay, it's okay, it's been so many years, I'm not very sad anymore..."
Qing Yiyi waved her hands, looked at Hei Muguang pretending to be angry, and said harshly: "Have you heard what dad said? If you drink so much alcohol again, it will hurt your body and so on. When you get older, you won't even taste a drop of it." If you don’t come out, I’ll make you mad!”
"Hey, you said..."
Hei Muguang couldn't help but retorted: "It's just because I can't enjoy it when I'm old. When I can still enjoy it now, I should include my old share..."
Qing Yiyi: "Huh?"
Hei Muguang: "I'm talking nonsense, I won't drink anymore."
Qing Yiyi: "Humph."
After giving Hei Muguang a gentle glance, Qing Yiyi smiled again. After all, there were outsiders present, so she still had to save face for her husband and talk about family matters at home.
"The two Taoist priests laughed at each other, haha..."
Qing Yiyi smiled and stretched her head to look out the window. Two elders of the Yaowang Sect were directing the disciples to sort and unload the goods...
"Well, let the Taoist priests go into the house to have a rest, drink water and so on. You don't have to bother yourself so much. Just let Xiaoyang and the others do this by themselves!"
"It doesn't matter, we are all monks, how can we still be tired?"
Yao Yang, who had been silent since before, suddenly spoke up, looked at Shi Xing, his eyes flickered a few times, and then looked at Qing Tianming with a complicated expression.
"Well……"
Qing Tianming's heart trembled, and he whispered: "What's wrong? This sudden expression..."
"Uh... well... how should I put it..."
Yao Yang suddenly relaxed his brows and showed a comforting smile.
"Haha, you don't have to be so nervous. It's nothing. I just said it casually. Just listen to it like it's gossip."
Qing Tianming: "?"
Well, he was relatively calm before, but now he is starting to panic.
"Taoist! Doctor! Doctor!"
Qing Yiyi's expression changed drastically: "What's wrong with my dad?"
"Well...Actually, I've been staring at it since before I entered the door..."
Yao Yang laughed twice: "I wanted to say something, but seeing that the sect master didn't say a word, I felt embarrassed. After all, it was a bit rude..."
"fine!"
Qing Tianming showed a determined expression: "Taoist Master, tell me, it's okay, I can stand it!"
"Ah...then I'll say it..."
"Taoist Master, tell me!"
"Actually, you seem to be..."
Yao Yang took a deep breath and said seriously: "I'm sick! I'm seriously ill!"
Qing Yiyi: "!!!"
Hei Muguang: "!!!"
"As expected, that's why I thought I would definitely come back this year to see..."
Qing Tianming sighed, showing a lonely smile: "Then, how long do I have left?"
Qing Yiyi, Hei Muguang: "!!!"
"why do you say so……"
Qing Yiyi shrank, grabbed Qing Tianming's hand beside her, and said hurriedly: "Didn't you say you have a cold? How long has it been, Dad? Dad!"
"Hey, don't worry, I'm still here!"
Qing Tianming patted his daughter, turned to look at Yao Yang, and smiled: "Go on."
"Um……"
Seeing everyone looking at him, Yao Yang showed a serious expression.
“This is the first time I have seen this symptom. Through observation... I have summarized the following characteristics.
It is not clear at the time of infection, but the latent ability is very strong. According to judgment, it poses no threat to the human body in the early stage. It begins to proliferate rapidly in the middle stage. By the time obvious symptoms appear, such as a cold and cough, it is already in the late stage and most of the body has been eroded. till the end……"
"The skin is blue, showing the spots on the body?"
Qing Tianming suddenly spoke.
"Ah...it's not clear yet..."
Yao Yang was stunned for a moment, looked at Qing Tianming, and said cautiously: "Could it be that..."
"..."
Qing Tianming did not speak, but gently rolled up his sleeves. When everyone looked at him, his eyes shrank instantly.
"Harm, more than sixty is considered acceptable."
Qing Tianming sighed, looked at the stunned crowd, and smiled: "As I said just now, I have lived a good life!
I have a group of strong sons and two lovely and beautiful daughters who have been with me for so long. It’s time for me to follow my mother. "
"No! You are not allowed to leave!"
Qing Yiyi suddenly shouted, thinking of the horrible symptoms under her sleeves, she held Qing Tianming's hand tightly, her eyes were a little red, and Hei Muguang slowly and gently hugged her waist without saying a word.
"that……"
Hei Muguang looked at Shi Xing, frowned and asked.
"Sect Master Shi, this..."
Shi Xing: "Uh..."
"Hey, Mu Guang, don't make things difficult for me, Taoist Priest."
Qing Tianming waved his hand: "They all say I have lived enough..."
"It can be cured!"
Shi Xing nodded affirmatively, showing a confident expression: "I am the master of the Medicine King Sect!"
"I really haven't lived enough!"
Qing Tianming straightened his back and nodded.
"Well, I still want to watch Lianlian grow up, Xiaoyang get married, Lianlian get married, Taoist priest, what do you think should be done? Now I..."
"Ah...don't get excited yet..."
Shi Xing smiled coyly: "It can be cured, at least suppressed or even gradually recovered. I can guarantee that, but in terms of eradication or no sequelae..."
"The sect master should have wanted to wait until the two fellow Taoists came over before talking..."
Yao Yang explained: "Then we will study and discuss it together. There is still great hope for treatment!"
"in addition……"
Yao Yang smiled and turned to a lighter topic to comfort the three of them.
"With the cultivation level of our two Taoist friends Heiyang Hongli, as their family members, you don't have to worry about your lifespan like mortals just now.
With the looks of those two, and you being their closest relatives, you might live longer than us!
So, the same goes for this disease. The early, middle and late stages I just talked about are just speaking from a secular perspective, but we are much better than that, aren't we? "
"Sorry, sorry, I made the Taoist priest laugh."
Qing Tianming forced a smile: "Because the word death is still too scary for mortals like us, and it makes people feel hard to calm down..."
"Yeah! I'm too excited. Well, I'm sorry, I spoke a little too loudly just now..."
Qing Yiyi came back to her senses, adjusted her mood, drank all the water in the cup on the table, stood up, and explained: "Well, I'll go check on Xiaoyang and the others to see why they haven't come over yet. You guys keep talking, keep talking!"
"Well……"
The four of them were stunned, watching Qing Yiyi disappear around the corner, and looked back.
"Ha, let's wait until the two fellow Taoists arrive..."
"Well, small things, small things, say something that makes people happy."
"It doesn't matter..."
"..."
"..."
Qing Yiyi suddenly stopped and turned to look behind her to make sure no one was following her. Then she covered her mouth and nose and trembled.
Taking out a handkerchief to wipe her tears, Qing Yiyi took a deep breath, blinked her eyes, and then continued walking towards the bedroom.
"Xiaoyang...Xiaoli..."
Qing Yiyi whispered: "What are you doing..."
"winter!"
A muffled sound suddenly came from the direction of the bedroom, startling Qing Yiyi.
"This is……"
Qing Yiyi's eyes widened, thinking of a terrifying possibility: "A fight? No way!"
Although Xiaoyang Xiaoli has fought thousands if not tens of thousands of times, but there was a sudden fight when there were guests outside, and it was all fine just now...
"Could it be that there was some big conflict?!"
Qing Yiyi was startled, she quickly quickened her pace and reached the bedroom door in a few steps.
"Xiaoyang? Xiaoli? What are you doing?"
Qing Yiyi raised her voice: "Why did it sound suddenly?"
"Ah, it's okay, it's okay!"
Hei Yang's panicked voice came.
"That's right, we're fine, don't worry!"
Hongli quickly echoed.
"Are you okay..."
Qing Yiyi showed a confused expression, but when she thought about her father's illness, she shook her head and put it behind her.
Since the master of Yaowang Sect said that it can be cured, there must be no problem. Well, Qing Yiyi, don’t scare yourself!
With this in mind, Qing Yiyi put her hand on the door and pressed lightly.
"If everything is okay, then mom will come in and see if there is anything you need help with..."
"Stop!!!"*2
The panicked voices of the two people came from inside the house, but by this time it was already too late.
"Hey, didn't you lock the door..."
The lazy dogs finally paid the price for their laziness. Qing Yiyi didn't expect that the bedroom door would open as soon as she pushed it. She originally wanted to knock on the door.
"Rebirth of the Great Era of Fighting Waves"
After being stunned for a moment, Qing Yiyi stretched her head and looked into the room.
"Xiaoyang, Xiaoli, you... what are you doing?!!!"
"Ah this..."*2
Hei Yang's mouth twitched and he turned to look at his stunned mother at the door, then turned to look at Hong Li who was tightly tied to the bed, then looked down at the rope still held in his hand, and fell into silence.
Qing Yiyi: "..."
Hei Yang: "..."
Hongli: "..."
"that……"
Hei Yang's arms trembled, and he quickly blocked the rope with his hands behind his back, showing a smile that was sadder than crying.
"Haha, hahaha, mom, what do you want?"
Qing Yiyi: "You, you, she, she, I, I, I...you, you..."
"Oh ho, it's over!"
Hong Li, who was tied to the bed, closed her eyes suddenly and looked peaceful.
Ah, she is dead, and everything that happened at the scene has nothing to do with her!
Hei Yang, forgive her for pretending to be dead, you have to survive!
"..."
