"Well
Hei Yang slowly opened his eyes and subconsciously wanted to turn over, but found that he was still unable to move.
As the memory gradually came back to life, Hei Yang suddenly thought that he had been plotted by Hong Li. Now he couldn't move at all and could only be slaughtered by Li.
Although Xiaoli hasn't done anything too extreme for the time being, who knows what will happen next. The first day was so scary, and he didn't dare to think about what would happen next!
However, at least my eyelids can move now, and I can open and close my eyes freely... Harm!
But then again, why is it so empty around here?
For Xiao Huo, she should have gotten up and asked Copper Snake for advice. She is still in the growth and development stage, so her sleep is still very regular. Going to bed early and getting up early is good for her health.
But... Hongli disappeared why?
Did she fall off the bed again? It can't be said that he kicked her off this time!
[Heiyang: Hello? Hongli? Is Hongli here?]
[Hongli: Huh?]
[Hongli: Oh, you’re awake. I’ll take care of you later. Just lie down for a while. ]
[Heiyang:..-)
[Hei Yang: So what are you doing?
Isn't it because you are practicing spiritual practice when you wake up so early? The sun is rising in the west?]
[Hongli sent a video request]
[Connected]
"Look, I'm busy right now, and I won't be able to leave for a while.'
Hong Li held up a large spoon in her hand, and in front of her was a large pot on the fire. The lid was tightly closed, and it seemed to be shaking?
[Hei Yang:...
[Hei Yang: Haha, you must be washing clothes, right? You must be washing clothes, and you must not be cooking, right! Haha!]
"ah?
Hongli frowned, looking confused: "What nonsense are you talking about?
Isn’t this obvious? Your caring girlfriend is preparing breakfast for you!
Do you know how difficult it is to overcome your instinct and crawl out of bed? Shouldn't you be moved when you see me like this?" [Heiyang: Ah, you must be moved, but can you just be moved and not eat? !]
Hong Li raised her eyebrows: "What's wrong with you? You're a picky eater, right? My mother at home will be sad if she finds out!"
[Hei Yang: No, no, no, my mother will be sad if I eat her. People with long hair give people with short hair something...
"Okay, why do you have so many things to do?"
Hong Li snorted softly: "You have to eat it anyway, but I will eat it with you, so that's okay!"
[Heiyang:..
[Hei Yang: Why bother? What good will it do to you to hurt each other?!]
"Didn't you already say that?'
Hong Li frowned and said: "It is said that as long as the method is correct, the nutrients in the food can be retained and the impurities can be discharged, and it will not be toxic.
After a pause, Hongli looked at Hei Yang: "This is what you told me. Don't you even believe it yourself?!"
"Ah this
"Okay, don't say much, it seems we have reached the last step!"
Hong Li turned to look at the pot, and sure enough she found that the pot lid had a tendency to escape. She immediately raised her eyebrows and reached out to hold the pot down with a "snap!"
"Oh, I was actually almost successful last time, but the quality of the kitchen knife was not good, so I fell short.
Hongli snorted coldly: "This time I will directly hold you down with my hand. If you can, break my hand off!"
(Dangerous moves, monks below the foundation building stage should not imitate.)
[Hei Yang: Ah, this is too bloody. It’s just cooking. Sister Li won’t do it, won’t do it...
"Don't try to persuade me.'
Hongli's eyes flashed with fire: "This is already a hurdle in my heart, it is a demonic obstacle!
As long as I don't make something that people can eat for a day, it will be a shadow in my heart forever!'
[Hei Yang: If you can eat it... just cut a tomato and shake it with some sugar. It's simple...
"Can that be called cooking?!'
Hong Li raised her eyebrows: "If you don't need to prove yourself with such difficult dishes, then what's the difference between me and those kitchen killers?"
[Hei Yang: You are more lethal than them, and you are both good and fun-loving...
"What did you say?!'
[Hei Yang: Ah, if you put your hands on it, won’t it get hot? I’ll feel sorry for you!]
"Ugh, disgusting hypocrisy.'
Hong Li rolled her eyes: "Are you afraid that the great fire magic monk will be burned? Besides, this is a special magic pot. I spent a lot of spiritual stones on it. Insulation and other things are not a problem!"
[Hei Yang: Did you have a premeditated plan... Then your money...
"Yes, it's what you think!'
Hongli said confidently: "I used the money you gave me!"
[Black Sun....]
I have a complicated heart and am autistic.
"Well, I can feel it.
Hong Li stared at the pot lid solemnly: "The power contained in it is getting bigger and bigger, as if some powerful and magical treasure is about to be born, and like the giant Kun entering the sea, the Kunpeng spreads its wings, promoting the continuous development of human civilization.
Hei Yang, can you hear it? Do you see it? We are about to succeed. This will be a historic moment!" [Hei Yang: I have a kind heart and cannot bear to see such a cruel scene.]
[Hei Yang: Besides, this is not our home yet. Don’t blow up other people’s homes. When the time comes, an artificial restricted life zone will be created at the foot of Five Elements Mountain...
[Hei Yang: Well, when we go home and have our own house, you can just blow it up, okay?]
'Can't hear, can't hear.'
Hong Li pressed her other hand on the pot lid, took a deep breath, and her eyes flashed: "At the last moment, we will definitely win!" "Boom!"
A muffled sound exploded, scaring Hei Yang's heart. If he hadn't been unable to move, he would have jumped up now! However, the expected frying of the pot did not happen. Instead, after a muffled sound, a sound came from under the lid of the pot. The pressure that came suddenly dissipated. But Hongli still hasn't let down her guard, and she won't make the same mistake again this time!
Time passed by, and Hei Yang and Hong Li stared at the pot nervously. The flame below had been extinguished, but there were beads of sweat dripping from their foreheads.
One minute, two minutes
Hongli's eyes became brighter and brighter.
Hei Yang showed a shocked expression. Could it be that he really succeeded?
Hongli's shoulders began to tremble: "Xixianxian:
She suddenly removed her hand and looked up to the sky laughing: "Haha! Haha! (Four times) I knew it wasn't that I, Hongli, couldn't do it, it was just whether I wanted to do it or not!
Mere cooking can no longer stop me!"
Hong Li carefully put a saliva towel around Hei Yang and was moved from the bedroom to the dining table. Hei Yang's eyes were blinking crazily.
Yes, he was kidnapped! Help!
"What's not to like?!'
Hong Li snorted softly and patted Hei Yang's shoulder with one hand: "You know, this is the legendary couple feeding!
I will cook for you myself and feed you with my own hands, so you can enjoy it secretly!
Maybe I won't be too lazy to cook for you in the future, so you should cherish it, okay?'
[Heiyang: Do you cherish the last time in your life?]
[Heiyang: Woohoo, Xiaoli, I will miss you. Farewell!]
[Hei Yang: Oh, by the way, this doesn't look like a couple feeding at all. It's more like my mother feeding me. ]
'Gee, don't worry about those details.'
Hongli waved her hand: "You can call me mom if you want, I don't mind!"
[Heiyang: Climb!]
'Are you ready?'
Hong Li took a deep breath, but there was no hesitation in her movements:
"Open the pot!"
"Uh-huh!
The lid was pulled out, revealing a slightly turbid soup with no smell, and...
'Not black!'
Hong Li patted Hei Yang on the back excitedly: "Hei Yang, have you seen it? The color has changed this time, it's not black! It's really different from before!
[Hei Yang: Ah, but why is there no taste? Did you forget to put the ingredients and just boil a pot of water?] "Come on, boiling water will make it turbid, right!?"
Hong Li rolled her eyes: "This means that the nutrients are perfectly sealed and there is no loss, right?"
Taking out a spoon and gently ladling some thick soup, Hongli glanced at Hei Yang and gave him a confident look: "Don't worry, I'll have a taste first. I'll feed you when it's ok!"
[Hei Yang: Before that, can you let me go first? I know I was wrong, woo woo woo. ]
[Hei Yang: What if you faint and I can't move, and some bad guy comes at this time, why don't we just send it?!] "Xiaohuo will take us away! And you believe me!'
Hong Li waved her hand, moved the spoon to her mouth without any explanation, and drank it all in one gulp!
[Heiyang:!!!]
[Heiyang: No!]
[Heiyang: red--glass
)
[Heiyang: Wuwuwu, Wuwuwu...
"Hey, hey, what are you doing?
Hongli patted Hei Yang on the shoulder, glanced at Hei Yang wordlessly, and patted his chest: "Look, are you okay?"
[Hei Yang: Huh?]
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li's face as usual and rosy, and couldn't help but open his eyes wide.
[Hei Yang: Is everything okay?]
'It's okay!'
[Heiyang: Not dizzy?]
'Not dizzy!'
[Hei Yang: Huh? I don’t believe it! Open your mouth and let me see. Are you hiding it secretly and not swallowing it?]
“There’s a lot going on.
Hongli rolled her eyes: "Ah
see that?"
[Heiyang: Hiss! It’s really okay!]
"I've said it all, and the taste is not as bad as expected."
Hong Li frowned and commented: "I put too much salt, it's a bit salty, but nothing else. Okay, it's your turn, don't resist.
[Hei Yang: Oh...
Hong Li took out the little wooden man and scratched his mouth with his nails. In an instant, Hei Yang felt that his mouth, tongue, and even his throat could move!
"Wuhu!
Hei Yang cheered: "I can finally speak, praise Hong Li!"
“It’s not too late to praise you after you drink it.
"Oh, come on horseback!'
"That's right!'
Hong Li took another spoonful, bent down slightly, and gently brought it to Hei Yang's mouth: "Open your mouth, ah-
"ah
Well!'
Hei Yang's eyes lit up: "It's indeed good! No, I should say, it's much better! That's okay, Xiaoli!"
"Ha, of course! You don't want to see who I am?'
Hei Yang looked at the girl and saw a bright smiling face.