Hongli: "!!!"
Taking a deep breath, Hongli forced out a smile: "Hahaha, Lao Yang, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand you?" "Huh?"
Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "You want to default on your debt? You can't keep your word, right?"
Red glass:
Damn it, Hei Yang looks like this, he is serious this time!
Hiss...I can't escape
"Oh, I know.
Hongli sniffed, turned her head away, and said unhappily: "You know how to scare me, eh, what, eh, hum, sooner or later I will make you regret it!"
"Hey, hey, it's like I'm bullying you."'
Hei Yang showed his dead eyes: "I have fulfilled my promise even though I made it clear!"
"Oh, I got it, I'll wear it, why don't I wear it, bam!'
Hong Li snorted softly, took the storage bag on the side, and put her little hand in: "Well, wait a minute, it's placed closer to the inside and buried deeper. I need to search carefully, um, um
2000 YEARS LATER
Hongli: "Hey..."
Hei Yang: "Are you tired? Are your hands sore?"
"Well, to be honest
Hongli said modestly: "It's okay! It's not so sour either.
"If you don't mind, why don't you move more smoothly for me!"
A tic-tac-toe appeared on Heiyang’s head: “Same point!
"Why is it so fierce?
Hong Li curled her lips, looked downcast, and instantly took out the stockings inside.
"Wait a minute. It doesn't feel right.
Hong Li frowned, rubbed her hands, and took it apart. Her eyes suddenly widened: "Four, four, four, four!"
"A double-double, to be precise.'
Hei Yang was delighted: "A pair of black silk, a pair of white silk, which one do you like?"
Well, I don’t mind if you change your clothes, or wear one in black and one in white!”
"Hahaha.
Hongli smiled and shed tears unsatisfactorily: "Heiyang, have you seen it? I'm crying! I cried so loudly! Doesn't your conscience hurt?!'
"Conscience says he also wants to see you wearing it."
"Fuck, that's what you call conscience!'
"I say he is and he is!'
"Uuuuuuuuuuah, you have no heart.'
Hongli smiled and cried: "With you like this, even if you get Hongli's person, you won't be able to win her heart!'
"Maybe this is the reason why I don't have a heart. After all, I gave my heart to you, and you still won't give it to me?
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuahahhahahahaha! That's right! That's right, Black Sun Dog Thief!'
Hong Li cursed fiercely, took a deep breath, and her face returned to calm. She jumped out of bed carefully, took a handkerchief, unfolded it, and gently covered Xiao Huo's face, which was sleeping peacefully. She looked even more peaceful!
"Xiaohuo, don't wake up!'
The girl prayed: "Even if you wake up, don't look towards your mother.
Even if you see something outrageous, you must remember that your mother was forced to do so, and that was not her intention. She is still the same mother.
"Hey, sister, you have too many dramas.'
Hei Yang said speechlessly: "It's not like I'm going to the execution ground. I think it's not a very difficult condition. Just leave it to me alone and no one else.'
"Huh, you know how to make sarcastic remarks."
Hong Li said angrily: "You can do it! Why don't you wear it?!"
Hei Yang:
"Huh, I know you have nothing to say."
Hongli sat back on the bed, kicked off her shoes, picked up a piece of black silk and put it on her feet: "Okay, okay, I'll put it on for you to see. It's done."
"My dear sister, don't act stupid."
A tic-tac-toe popped up on Heiyang's head: "That's not worn over your trousers!"
"Oh, I should have told you earlier.'
Hongli giggled and said, "So it's worn inside pants?"
"You are special
"Don't scold me!'
Hong Li predicted in advance and directly covered her ears: "I'm no longer skinny, why not if I'm skinless!"
"oh.
Hei Yang lay down with his head on his back and put his hands behind his head: "It's okay to know that you were wrong, so I don't need to say more about the sincerity of my apology, right?
"Sincerity of apology?!"
Hongli's body stiffened: "But no matter how you think about it, you are not allowed to wear pants or anything like that... You can't cover it!"
"So humans invented skirts, even though skirts were not used in this way at first
Hei Yang muttered: "Wouldn't this cover it up?"
"But doesn't the skirt also cover the legs?!"
Hong Li's voice was sad: "Do I have to lift my skirt to show you? Don't go too far!"
"Well, you're talking about a long skirt, I'm talking about a short skirt.'
Hei Yang spread his hands: "When I saw you, you didn't take a good look at the clothes I prepared for you. They are all in there, and I promise to cover them up for you.
I'm not trying to embarrass you. In my previous life, dressing like this was very common. "
"real or fake
Hong Li curled her lips with a look of disbelief: "If the wind blows, or you squat down or something, or you jump up, won't you still be looked at?"
"So there's this sinful thing like safety pants.'
Hei Yang spread his hands: "As for you, I must be prepared, but you don't want to go out to wear it. It depends on you whether you want to wear it or not. Well, am I very considerate?"
"Say, that's right
A blush appeared on Hong Li's face. She turned her head away and whispered softly: "Anyway, I'm just wearing it for you to see... It's not like this has happened before."
Sighing, Hongli waved her hand: "Okay, okay, I probably understand everything. Seeing as you are so attentive."
After a pause, Hongli pointed the camera lens at the ceiling, fixed the angle of view, and heard a voice: "Give me ten minutes, and I'll give you a break after I change it!"
"Isn't that right? Even a gentleman should be careful?'
Hei Yang looked at the white ceiling, and a row of black lines appeared above his head: "Forget about guarding against gentlemen, should we guard against Black Yang? Guard against Black Yang, too? Guard against Black Yang too?'
"Hehe, what you said was that I would wear it for you to see, and I didn't say any other conditions.'
The village bandit's choking voice came, mixed with Hongli's laughter: "But, Heiyang, you can teleport over and attack suddenly. In this case, Hongli has no ability to resist at all. Then you won't be able to resist." Do whatever you want!"
"Oh, if I really want to pass it on, you will cry.'
Hei Yang said speechlessly: "You are so cruel, but you don't want to do it."
“Oh oh oh, I’ll do it next time, I’ll do it next time.
Hongli asked questions while changing clothes: "But then again, you have had many opportunities since you were a child. Why did Hongli fall asleep next to you? Hongli fell unconscious next to you? It's not like that." Do you want to take the opportunity to do something?"
"You know I didn't do anything?'
"Um?!!!"
"Didn't I carry your body back to your house?"
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Please my good sister, if you don't allow it, are unwilling, and don't know it, I won't be able to do it at all."
"Well
Hongli's face turned red and she said harshly: "You are, well, you have a lustful heart but not a lustful courage. Yes, that's it!"
"Ah, yes, yes, I am a big coward, what next?
Hei Yang replied nonchalantly, and suddenly sighed: "To be honest, if you promise to be my girlfriend and promise to be with me like before, I will be very happy every day.
As for other things, just let it take its course. Neither of us are allowed to run away anyway. Even if you really can't accept it, it doesn't matter. Just accept Hei Yang. "
"Well.
Lifting up the black stockings on her legs seriously, Hongli whispered: "That's nice to say, you just know that I won't reject you. "Why won't you reject me?'
"Because I am very happy with you... Just as you accept my imperfections, I will accept you too.
"How can the word "perfect" be related to the two of us?"
"That's right. A bad person matches a bad person. This is called a mutual compatibility.
Hong Li suddenly frowned in the middle of speaking: "Wait a minute, is your little skirt not ready yet? How do you fasten it, or do you just put it on directly?
No, it looks too loose. I don’t believe you don’t know my waistline or something like that.
"Ah, that
Hei Yang nodded: "Aim it right and let me see.'
"oh oh
The camera turned.
Hei Yang:
Red glass:
"Hahahahaha! I forgot to guard against you kid!'
Hongli stretched out her bed to protect herself, tears flashing in her eyes: "Why did you make the request in such a calm tone? I didn't even react!"
"Well, what's going on, what happened?
Hei Yang looked up at the sky with his face flushed: "I feel like someone punched me hard in the nose. Could it be that some invisible assassin came to assassinate me? Well, it's very possible."
"Grass!"
Hongli shouted: "Don't pretend to be stupid, look at me... Bah, don't look at me! You, you, you
"Oh, peace of mind, peace of mind
Hei Yang pretended to be calm and nodded: "It just flashed by. You were wearing everything at that time, and I didn't see anything!
"real?'
"real!"
"Then what's going on with that red spot under your nose?'
"I was punched by an assassin.
"What the hell are you?
"Keep your voice down, I'll wake the kid up later."
"It's okay, I'll just give her a punch if she wakes her up.
"It's pitiful. I must have suffered a lot from my mother's side. Sure enough, I still have to do this kind of thing like pampering my children. "Nonsense, my love for Xiaohuo is far greater than yours!'
"Maybe it's because your love is too heavy?'
"I'm crawling and crawling, but I can't say a good word out of my mouth!"
