"Ah ah ah ah, my dear wife, I was wrong, don't torture me anymore!"
"Hmph, it's good to know that you were wrong. Who will make the decision in the family from now on?"
"You make the decision, just make the decision!"
"Oh ho ho ho ho!"
A smile appeared on Hong Li's face, while imagining what would happen next, she activated the card in her hand.
She looked at the black sun on the screen expectantly, waiting for the moment when the curse would take effect.
"..."
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li expressionlessly: "Then what?"
"Huh?"
Hong Li frowned, Hei Yang's calm look was unreasonable...
The curse should have taken effect, right, but why...
Could it be that a fake product was issued? No way!
"..."
After thinking for three seconds, Hongli reacted instantly and subconsciously showed a funny smile: "Good guy, I almost got deceived by you.
Just bear with it, pretend it for me, I want to see how long you can hold on. "
"what are you talking about."
There was a hint of confusion in Hei Yang's eyes: "I don't understand a little bit."
"It doesn't matter if you don't understand. Anyway, you and I know it well."
Hongli smiled slightly, supported her head with her hands, and lay on her side on the bed, looking like she was watching a good show.
"Well, my will is commendable, but I have some good news for you. The effect will only last for a whole day and then disappear. Isn't the time very short? I think so too. Why can't it last for a year?"
"I don't know what you're talking about though."
Hei Yang showed contempt: "But just your tone makes me have the urge to beat you up."
"Ah, yes, yes, I always deserve a beating."
Hongli smiled and pointed at her face: "Come on, come and hit me, make me cry!"
"Crap, you must be sick!"
Hei Yang couldn't help but curse.
"Well, indeed."
Hong Li nodded in agreement, reached out and pulled a bunch of snacks from the bedside, picked out a toffee and threw it into her mouth: "I have a serious illness that makes me feel uncomfortable even if I can't hear you begging for mercy. Do you want one too?"
[Hongli sent you milk candy*1, do you want to accept it?]
Hei Yang: "..."
"Take it."
Hong Li urged softly: "Why don't you accept it? Don't you also like food?"
"recent……"
Hei Yang said calmly: "Quit."
"Ha, really?"
Hongli looked suspicious: "Or is it that someone has a toothache and is afraid to eat?"
"Um?"
Hei Yang scratched his head, took the toffee and threw it into his mouth: "But it doesn't matter if you eat it occasionally."
Hongli: "!!!"
"Okay, cruel enough!"
Hong Li showed admiration: "I respect you as a man!"
"baffling."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "If you keep talking like this, I'll turn off the video and go back to catch up on some sleep."
"you dare!?"
Hongli's little face sank: "Come with me and chat for a while. How can you fall asleep with peace of mind when I can't sleep?!"
“If you can’t sleep, count sheep.”
"Weird words, baseless!"
"Then count the black sheep."
"It doesn't work, the more I count, the more excited I get!"
"..."
Chatting...
Five minutes of awkward chat...
Ten minutes of awkward chat...
Two hours of awkward chatting...
"Oh, I can't stand it anymore. I really can't open my eyes."
Hei Yang yawned greatly: "It's almost dawn, I'm going to catch up on some sleep..."
"Well……"
Hong Li hesitated to speak, with a look of astonishment on her face, and a sense of frustration welled up in her heart.
Why doesn't it work? Is it because it has expired because it has not been used for a long time?
Or is it that the gesture of the curse just now was wrong? Is there any special spell that needs to be recited, or some mysterious ritual needs to be performed?
For example, is it okay to sacrifice soul, flesh and blood to the evil god? Is it okay to sacrifice pigeon soup...
"Hello!"
Hei Yang's voice brought Hong Li back to her senses. The former rubbed his eyebrows and said, "I'll shut it down. You can also sleep for a while. If you don't want to sleep, go practice and wake me up in the afternoon."
"Wait a moment!"
Hong Li stretched out one hand and picked up a curse card again between her fingers: "Wait for me a little longer. Maybe I didn't perform well just now. This time I'll change it to a stomachache curse card. If it still doesn't work, I'll give in!
You should also cooperate a little and react a little, don't make me look like a clown! "
"Xiao Li..."
Hei Yang spoke softly.
"ah?"
Hongli looked confused: "What's wrong?"
"Does it have to be this way?"
Hei Yang murmured softly: "Do we have to kill them all?"
"Huh? You're talking about..."
Before she finished speaking, Hongli suddenly froze, then her eyes shone slightly and she showed a sweet smile: "Oh ho ho?"
"well."
Hei Yang sighed, took a deep breath, and became angry: "Hongli, are you a ***********? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh Madh is mentally retarded and it hurts me to death******** *How can there be such a wolf-hearted prop?"
Hei Yang really couldn't stand it any longer. He waved his hand to condense a handful of cold water and poured it into his mouth: "Sihasha, what is this? It makes no sense. I have done good deeds and maintained good oral hygiene all my life. Why do I have a toothache?" !
You bastard, you plotted against me and made me eat your toffee, I’m *****”
"Pfft hahaha! No, don't do this. Teacher Hei, please quickly regain your normal appearance, now you are like this hahahahaha!"
Hongli couldn't help laughing wildly, causing Xiaohuo beside the bed to quietly grab the bed with his wings and stick his head out with a confused look on his face: "What's wrong, mom? Have you encountered anything happy? You're crying with laughter." Already..."
"No, it's okay, you don't have to worry about me, hahaha..."
Hongli clutched her stomach and was out of breath: "Huh, haha, I can't do it anymore... Huh, calm down, calm down... Hahahaha!"
"Hongli!!!"
Hei Yang's roar rang in his ears: "Remember, don't fall into my hands, otherwise I want you to look good!"
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hongli curled her lips and said with a nonchalant expression: "I don't know how many times you have said this since I was a child. Haven't I survived successfully until now?
Besides, even if nothing happened today, if I really fall into your hands, I still won’t end well...
Hum, I still have this bit of self-awareness.
So, just bear with this toothache!
Oh, I forgot to mention, I still have eight curse cards like this.
Let me tell you a little secret, as long as you reach the Golden Core stage, this curse card will be useless. Hmm, do you understand what I mean? "
"Change, can you change the conditions?"
"you sure?"
"You won't be given a way to survive, right?"
Hei Yang covered his cheeks with a stern look on his face. The four gift boxes he had accumulated from the seventh level of Qi Refining were lined up: "Just wait, I'll open something fun for you!"
"Brother, you are dreaming."
Hongli couldn't help but laugh and said: "You can get whatever you want? Do you think this gift box belongs to us? It's all random, right?"
[Hei Yang: [Picture]]
Item: A very strong wall
Quality: purple
Size: 6 meters long, 0.5 meters wide, 4 meters high (normal form)
0.06 meters long, 0.005 meters wide, 0.04 meters high (portable form)
Effect: It is really strong and can resist attacks at the Nascent Soul stage and below!
Introduction: A wall may be able to block the wind, but it will be more difficult to block the rain.
[Hong Li: Hahaha, you’re laughing so hard, that’s it. The quality of purple is not good, you might as well just run into it, I’ll be embarrassed for you, hahahaha! 】
[Heiyang: Oh, come again! 】
[Hei Yang: [Picture]]
Skills: High Frequency Warrior
Quality: blue
Effect: Turn on the high-frequency form. During use, the position will be reset every five seconds. During this period, no matter how far it moves, it will return to the original point.
In high-frequency form, you are immune to 70% of the damage received, and your evasion rate is greatly increased!
In high-frequency form, your attacks have a 70% chance of missing damage.
Introduction: Come on! Look who is unpredictable! (fog)
[Hongli: Ah, so what, if you learn this skill, I will also synchronize it. 】
[Hongli: Give up, humans. Sometimes you have to accept your fate. People are not always blessed by good luck. I think I have a say in this...]
[Heiyang: [picture][picture]]
Props: Dancing Youth Gift Pack
Quality: green
Effect: Dance card*6 (make the selected target dance the dance you specified, lasting one hour)
Scope: Foundation building period and below
Introduction: The third set of national broadcast gymnastics for middle school students, dancing youth, starts now!
[Hongli:? 】
Props: Double happiness
Quality: green
Effect: Truth Card*2 (specified... understand everything!)
Big Adventure Card*2 (...all know it!)
Introduction: No matter which angle you look at it, this kind of prop will not bring happiness to people! (sad)
[Hongli:? ? ? 】
[Hongli:? ! ? ! ! ! ? ? ! 】
[Hongli: Brother, I was wrong, I am your Xiaoli, 嘤嘤嘤...]
[Heiyang: Hehehehe...]
