"Oh ho?"
Hei Yang looked at Hong Li, who was huddled in the corner of the bed, and raised his eyebrows. It was clear that he didn't need to think too much about the culprit who had been stuck on the wall when he woke up in the morning.
"Hongli, right? Domestic violence, right?"
Hei Yang snorted softly: "If you kick me against the wall today, will you bury me in the ground tomorrow?"
"You, you deserve it!"
"uh-huh?"
"Uh-huh what!"
Hong Li looked at Hei Yang with red eyes, and her voice trembled: "You, what did you do to me yesterday and last night? Explain it quickly!"
"Huh? You haven't done anything."
Hei Yang spread his hands: "What else?"
"You're talking nonsense!"
"What nonsense did I say?"
"What you say is illogical!"
"Aha?"
"What do you think..."
Hong Li stretched out her arm and pointed at Hei Yang with an angry face: "Put yourself in Hei Yang's shoes. If I were Hei Yang, when a Hong Li who had no power to resist appeared in front of me, I would definitely do this and then do this again. so!
After all, I am now a despicable, evil, shameless and obscene black sun. I am not surprised at what I can do!
Wuwuwuwu, damn it, just thinking about it makes me feel terrible, Wuwuwu..."
"Ah, yes, yes, since you said so, I won't pretend anymore."
Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "I've done everything I can do. I want to be as shameless as I want, and as dirty as I want to be. Are you satisfied?"
"I knew it!!!"
Hongli looked sad and angry: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
"Okay, okay, what happened has happened."
Hei Yang had a sullen face and comforted: "Nothing can be changed!"
"Uuuuuuuuah, you still have the nerve to say it!"
Hongli said aggrievedly: "Anyway, at least, at least wake me up, I don't know anything, wuwuwuwu..."
"Tsk, tsk, it would be bad if you knew."
Hei Yang couldn't help but laugh out loud: "I really, hahaha, didn't do anything."
"Huh?"
"That's right. I just left Wangchuan, and I spent your birthday with you again. It was so late at night, and you got drunk and hit people like crazy. I finally managed to coax you to sleep. I'm almost exhausted." "
Hei Yang sat back on the bed and lay down with his head up: "How can I still have the energy to make a fuss? I just want to sleep next to the bed."
"Hey, that's it."
Hong Li instantly regained her composure and said in a disdainful tone: "Not as good as a beast, ha!"
"Ah, yes, yes."
Hei Yang closed his eyes and looked calm: "So, you go and see what time it is, I'm too lazy to move."
"There's no need to move this, okay..."
Hong Li glanced out the window, where the bright sun was hanging in the sky: "It's okay, it's still early, it's only noon."
"Even though you said so..."
Hei Yang sighed: "But I have to go out soon. First, I will pick up Da Ma from our temporary residence, and then take him and Copper Snake to register a wave of information and get identity certificates and so on.
Well, just squint for another ten minutes and I'll go out in ten minutes. "
"Too."
Hong Li nodded, lay down and closed her eyes, showing the same death expression as Black Sun: "I'm not in a hurry anyway. I was drunk last night and my head is still a little dizzy today. Let's just sleep until the day after tomorrow. ."
"Wow, when you mention this, I have something to say!"
Hei Yang bounced up suddenly, startling Hong Li: "What are you doing? You're so surprised!"
"You still ask me."
Hei Yang showed a serious expression and said seriously: "Didn't I tell you, no drinking, no drinking, but what happened to you last night? You were disobedient, right?"
"Well……"
When Hongli saw Hei Yang showing such an expression, she felt a little dazed, as if she was back when she was a child, and lowered her head in grievance.
"Um, isn't Brother Heiyang here with you? If you weren't here, I would definitely not touch a drop..."
"no sooner said than done?"
"Uh-huh!"
"Then raise your head and look into my eyes."
"oh……"
"Open your mouth."
Hei Yang snorted softly: "Let me see if there is still any smell of alcohol."
"No, that's not the case..."
"Um?"
"oh……"
Hong Li shrank her head and slowly opened her mouth.
"Ah——Pfft, Gudu, cough cough..."
"Quick, drink some water, don't choke."
"Oh, thank you."
Hongli quickly took the water glass handed over by Hei Yang and drank it all in one gulp: "Gudugudu..."
Gu Di
"Um?"
Suddenly, Hong Li was stunned. The water flowed down her chin without noticing. She suddenly reacted and looked at Hei Yang with wide eyes: "What the hell did you throw into my mouth just now?"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Hei Yang couldn't hold back for a moment, he almost stopped laughing and burst into tears from the corners of his eyes: "Well, what else could it be, what do you think?"
"What do I feel...is wrong..."
Hongli suddenly froze, a horrified expression appeared on her face, and then she squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying.
"No way...haha...
Hei Yang, you can't be such a bitch...
It must not be what I think?
You said no! "
"Tsk, tsk."
Hei Yang shook the small bottle in his hand and looked at the stiff-faced Hong Li with a smile: "Continue, I'm listening. Xiao Li, you might as well explain why you carry this elixir with you?"
"No, you misunderstood!"
Hongli laughed twice and blurted out: "This is a plan to get you drunk, and then feed you pills to make you confess your love. It is also the trump card I will use to train you in the future... Damn, something is wrong with me!" "
"Oh, the effect of the medicine is very obvious."
Hei Yang had a funny expression on his face, and Hong Li couldn't help but shudder when she saw it.
"Hei Yang, I advise you to be kind, keep a thin line in your life, so that we can meet each other easily in the future, and keep the green hills around so that you are not afraid of running out of firewood...
In short, I warn you, don’t go too far! "
"Hey hey hey."
Heiyang: (?w?)hiahiahia
"Woooooooo..."
Hongli:?_?
"Hmm, let's test it first."
"Test your size!"
"What color are you wearing?"
"Gray... grass, black sun, you****"
"Do you have a boyfriend that you like?"
"Hei Yang! I won't marry him unless I marry him! Hei Yang, you *****"
"Then what do you think of Hei Yang's treatment of you?"
"He is super nice to me! But if I still want to be lazy, I have to find a way to sacrifice him. He will definitely forgive me!
Ahem, um, listen to my explanation..."
"So now, Black Sun is in front of you, what do you want to say to him?"
"**********"
"Fuck, no, you don't follow the direction of the script, do you?"
Hei Yang's eyes widened: "Shouldn't it be "I like you" or "I love you" or something like that? What does it mean if you put it here and say a string of asterisks?"
"Hey, it's you who asked me what I wanted to say."
Hongli turned her head away, rolled her eyes, and looked like she was giving up on herself: "Nuo, isn't that just what I mean? I want to scold you?"
Hei Yang: "..."
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to care about you."
Hei Yang sighed, got up and got out of bed: "I'm going out, you should rest first and relieve the hangover."
"Hey, wait a minute."
Hongli shouted: "You just left me here alone?"
"No? Isn't it very safe here?"
"I'm bored!"
"Then you come with me."
"don't want."
Hongli decisively refused: "Is there any way to pass the time without moving?"
"Practice."
"Fuck, change it!"
"Well……"
Hei Yang thought for a while, sighed, took out a large thick notebook from a storage bag on his body and threw it to Hong Li: "Nuo, just watch and pass the time."
"what is this?"
Hong Li reached out and took it with a confused look on her face. She felt a little familiar?
"Top secret information, I guarantee you'll be interested."
"Huh? Do you need the kind that burns after reading?"
"Fuck, don't bother me!"
"So what do you think this is?"
"Don't you know it by reading it yourself?"
Hei Yang stepped out and waved his hand: "It's my diary. Only you can read it. Don't let others know."
"Huh?"
Hong Li was startled, the door was gently closed, and the room returned to silence.
