"Sister, spare your life!"
"Mom, spare your life!"
Hongli looked calmly at the two girls in front of her, one with her wings curled up and holding her head, the other kneeling on her calves with her head lowered, a pitiful expression on her face.
"We don't dare anymore!"
"Don't you dare anymore?"
"I really don't dare!"
"Then there's someone I like..."
"The secret will never be leaked!"
"Um."
Hongli nodded: "Xiaoyun, please get up first, I believe you."
"Ah, senior sister is the best!"
"Mom is best..."
"Xiao Huo? You are not allowed to get up!"
Hong Li snorted coldly and turned to Xiao Huo, who was trying to make up for it and got up: "My trust in you is not very high right now!"
"Awww, Xiao Huo is so pitiful."
"Humph, there's no point in pretending to be pitiful!"
Hongli crossed her arms and looked unhappy: "Have you forgotten how you promised me last time? You promised not to tell others, but you turned around and sold me!
Wow, I finally got excited for once, you have to make the scene known to everyone, right?
Isn't it true that in the end, everyone in the entire sect knew that there was a guy named Hongli who only thought about men instead of doing anything serious all day long? ah? "
"Uuuuuuuuuah, if mom wants..."
Xiaohuo beeped softly: "It's not impossible for Xiaohuo to work hard and let the whole city know..."
Hong Li: "???"
"No, if you really want me to die, just say it. There's really no need to go to such trouble!"
Hongli showed a horrified expression: "I just want to fall in love quietly, and then eat, drink, have fun and enjoy life with him. Please Xiaohuo, please be noble and let us two poor little people go!" "
"Well...Xiao Huo..."
Xiao Huo said aggrievedly: "Xiao Huo didn't do it on purpose. The child is not sensible and was just joking..."
"Good guy, you've learned this too, haven't you?"
Hong Li picked up Xiao Huo with one hand and put her other hand on her hip. Amidst Xing Yun's horrified eyes and Xiao Huo's screams, she walked into the kitchen and slammed the door.
"boom!"
"No---
Aunt Xiaoyun, help Xiaohuo, chirp..."
"..."
Xingyun swallowed and stared at her toes with a stiff expression.
Xiaohuo, she is afraid that she will be...
hiss!
Xingyun couldn't help but feel sad when she thought that just now was the last time she met Xiaohuo, and seeing each other again would probably be a pot of poisonous soup.
In her mind, she seemed to see Xiao Huo whining and falling apart on the chopping board. Mother and daughter were no longer mother and daughter...
Wuwuwu, in the end, she couldn't save anything. She was indeed an incompetent hero, Wuwuwu...
…
Xingyun was still depressed when suddenly, the kitchen door was pushed open with a bang!
Xiaohuo jumped out crying: "Ah! I don't dare to do it anymore. Mom, please spare Xiaohuo!"
"Hmph, let's forget it this time."
Hong Li snorted softly: "If there is a next time..."
"There's no next time! There's no next time!"
Xiao Huo quickly replied: "Xiao Huo is the most filial!"
"Ah this..."
Xingyun couldn't understand, but she was shocked!
I just don’t know what kind of inhuman torture Xiao Huo suffered inside. Looking at it, he has lost a lot of weight... uh, well, he hasn’t lost any weight!
Xiaohuo came out the same way he got in, and he doesn’t know what kind of punishment he received...
It can only be said that the unknown is the scariest thing.
The senior sister seemed to be punishing Xiao Huo, but why wasn't she also ravaging Xing Yun's spirit? !
"Okay, if that's the case, the punishment is over."
Hongli nodded seriously and said solemnly: "Then, I announce that you two have officially joined Hongli's "Capture Black Sun, Live a Happy Life" team!
If you want to stand on the same front as me unconditionally, you must not turn your elbows outward, you know? "
"Ah this..."
Xingyun looked at Xiaohuo and blinked. The meaning was simple. When did she join this team?
"..."
Xiao Huo returned a solemn look, "Don't ask, you are stronger than others now. If you want to survive, you can't have too many questions!"
"Well, okay..."
Xingyun pouted and nodded, curiously asking: "Then, what does this team do?
Hei Yang, is it the name of the boy that Sister Hongli likes? Judging from the surname, he should also be from the Wuse family. Did he grow up with Sister Hongli? "
"Hiss, what a fierce general, does your IQ actually point to this?!"
Hong Li looked shocked: "How can you guess so accurately?!"
"so……"
Xingyun tilted his head: "What is our goal?"
"Well……"
At the mention of the target, Hong Li's face instantly turned red. The tall figure shrank and shrunk, and finally, for some reason, he knelt down in front of Xing Yun, with his head raised and his hands clasped together, looking pitiful.
"The goal, the goal is...is..."
Hongli's face became hotter and hotter, and her voice became softer and softer: "That's right, the boy I like is coming to see me. I want to find a chance to confess to him... No, I want him to... I confess!
Then I want to be with him, so... please, help the child, the child really wants to be with him, I really want to! "
"Eh?"
Xingyun's eyes became brighter and brighter, and the corners of his mouth kept grinning: "Hey hey hey?"
"Well, what do you mean..."
Hong Li blinked and said weakly: "Please, please, just help me this time. Then, as long as I can succeed, I will definitely come to fulfill my wish!"
"Ahem, senior sister, you don't have to worry at all. You don't need to make any wishes at all."
Xingyun patted her chest and said confidently: "Just leave it to me, I will definitely do my best to bring you two together.
After all, who can refuse such a request from Senior Sister! laugh! "
"Xiaoyun..."
Hongli raised her head and looked at Xingyun blankly. She was obviously shorter than him. Even if Hongli sat down on her knees, she was not even much lower than Xingyun.
But at this moment, Xingyun's image in her eyes became taller and taller, and the light seemed to be radiating from behind!
"Xiaoyun..."
"Senior sister!"
"And I, Xiao Huo, are here to help too!"
"Wow, wow, it's great to have you, I'm so touched!"
…
"This, this, that, that."
After a brief exchange, Hongli explained her current situation to her two teammates.
"Yes, yes, I received his letter and he will be coming over in the next few days. When the time comes, I must seize this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Think about it, we haven’t seen each other for half a year, he must miss me to death, and then I will try a little trick..."
A smile appeared on Hong Li's face: "Then we won it successfully!"
"Well, since Sister Hongli, you can do it with a little trick..."
Xingyun and Xiaohuo looked at Hongli with suspicious eyes: "Then why do you still need us to come..."
"This is not my little plan, there was a little accident!"
Hongli looked away guiltily.
"That's right, that's right, at first I planned to cook him a meal with my own hands, so that I could catch his stomach and make him moved to confess his love to me. Then I would pretend to be reluctant and reluctantly agree to his offer. Require……
How about it? Isn’t this strategy great? Doesn’t it sound perfect! "
"Uh, Sister Hongli, you said cooking with your own hands..."
Xing Yunxian glanced at the unknown viscous liquid on the table that had gone cold but seemed to have undergone a more terrifying reaction after fermentation overnight, and said cautiously: "That's it?"
"That's why I said it was a little unexpected!"
"This is no small accident at all! This has risen to the level of murder!"
Xingyun looked horrified: "In other words, Sister Hongli, are you planning to send him away with this pot of soup out of love and hatred after your confession fails and is rejected?!!"
"He dares!"
Hong Li gritted her teeth and said, "If he dares to reject me, I will, I will..."
"At once……"
Xingyun asked curiously: "What about it?"
"Oh, after all, something terrible is going to happen!"
Hongli held Xingyun's hand: "Please, don't let that happen!"
"Ah, I'll try my best?"
"No, you have to do your best for senior sister!"
"so……"
Xingyun and Xiaohuo looked at each other and nodded solemnly: "Don't worry, we will do our best for senior sister/mother and world peace!"
"For world peace!"*3
