"Phew, done."
Hongli clapped her hands, looked at the scattered pigeons around her, and slightly raised the corners of her mouth: "How should I put it, it went much smoother than I expected."
It's not that Hongli is too pessimistic, but she thinks that according to her usual luck, if she wants to successfully catch these pigeons, why not go through many difficulties and encounter several life-and-death crises?
Don't ask, just ask because you are used to it.
For example, when she trampled the big pigeon in the Qi Refining Stage under her feet, a King Pigeon in the Foundation Establishment Stage with eyes bigger than her head suddenly rushed out.
"If you dare, Shuzi, don't hurt my son!"
Then, after another hard struggle, various schemes and calculations, and all her trump cards revealed, she was finally about to successfully counterattack, when suddenly another golden-level pigeon ancestor came out.
"The younger generation bullied the pigeons too much. Little did he know that there were pigeons among the pigeons. Did they treat me as clay, my ancestor?"
Facing the pressure of life and death from the Jindan Realm ancestor, she became cruel and directly shattered reality, causing the Pigeon ancestor's complexion to change drastically and feeling the terrifying death threat.
"Why, how could it be possible? Could it be that my ancestor, I, am going to die here today..."
Suddenly, a sky-covering giant wing suddenly appeared, shattering the shattered reality of Hongli, and the Pigeon Emperor made a shining appearance, his feathers seemed to reflect the stars.
"It's been a dream for thousands of years, I don't know what time it will be today, little pigeons..."
Just when Hongli fell into despair, facing monsters that were too much higher than her own level, and finally had no choice but to wait for Liangliang, the boss of her side finally arrived belatedly.
The identity of the boss can be varied. For example, an old man from the Five Elements Sect pops up out of nowhere and shouts: "Emperor Pigeon, bully my Five Elements Sect and no one cares about me. What's the point of bullying a junior!"
"What, it's you, the Five Elements Emperor, and you actually show up here?!"
Next, there were several trials and cutscenes. At this time, she could only stand there stupidly, listening to the big guys starting to play the Riddler, talking about this secret and that secret.
Note that you must not tell all the secrets. It is best to mention only a few key words and suddenly stop and look at each other in the middle of the sentence to sneer or something, so as to highlight the boss's character.
These days, people don’t speak only half of their words, and they are embarrassed to say that they are the boss when they go out.
Do they not know how to speak well, or are they unable to communicate with each other?
Yes, but you want everyone present to hear you, but you can't say it too straightforwardly. What you need is your half-understood look to show how smart you are.
After that, Emperor Pigeon would say a few harsh words.
"Little guy, can the Five Elements Sect protect you for a while? Can it protect you for a lifetime?"
Don't ask why Emperor Gege insists on catching her as a minion and won't let him go. The question is, this kid is so terrifying that if he doesn't get rid of it, it will be a disaster!
Then, in order to save her life, she would become a disciple of the big boss, accept his guidance and enter some secret realm to practice, and then...
"Mom, mom, I'm back!"
Xiao Huo, who had returned to his original state, jumped to Hong Li's ear and shouted: "Don't be in a daze anymore!"
"Oh, can't you let me, mom, indulge in my fantasy for a while longer and enjoy the thrill of being a winner?"
Although Hong Li complained, she kept using her blood-stained spear to pick the pigeons into the storage bag.
There were probably nearly 200 of them chasing her just now. This was calculated by Hongli based on the speed at which her family tree disappeared. There might be a deviation, but the deviation was not expected to be too big.
Now, there were a total of fifty-three pigeons left by Hong Li at the scene, and nearly three-quarters of them seemed to have escaped.
But Hongli was already very satisfied. On the one hand, she kept the ones with the most bad mouths, including the ace pigeon.
On the other hand, she won’t have to worry about ingredients for a while. This trip to the snowy mountains can be said to have successfully achieved her goal!
Feeling guilty for her sins for a few tenths of a second, Hongli stretched and did some chest expansion exercises, tied the spear back behind her, and patted Xiaohuo gently: "Let's go back to Sister Xiaoqi's place, wait for Xiaolong to come back. After that, we can go home together."
"Oh oh oh, go home, go home!"
Xiaohuo looked expectant: "When I get home, will mommy cook in person to show off her cooking skills?"
"how could it be possible."
Hong Li waved her hands as she walked, her face regaining its unmotivated look.
"After I get home, I will definitely have a good sleep first and then think about other things.
Anyway, Hei Yang will still have some time to come, well, I have plenty of time, okay! "
Yes, this is the consistent slogan of procrastination patients: "There is still plenty of time"!
And when the day of death is approaching, they will lament where the time has gone, and want to borrow another five hundred years from heaven.
Woohoo, it was obviously me who was lazy before, why should I suffer now! (It’s also strong to be irrational)
"Mom, that snowman just now looks like Uncle Xiaolong!"
"Ah, be more confident and remove the appearance. That's Black Xiaolong."
"I must be hallucinating, I actually saw Sister Hongli, haha..."
Heixiaolong's eyes were dim and dim: "Snow Demon Girl, it must be Snow Demon Girl's conspiracy..."
"Huh?"
Xiaohuo tilted his head, looked at Hei Xiaolong who had turned into a snowman, puffed up his cheeks, and spit out a ball of small flames, melting the snow on Hei Xiaolong's face: "Wow, it's really Uncle Xiaolong! "
"Hallucination...hallucination..."
"Hey, are you stupid?"
Hongli waved her hand in front of Hei Xiaolong, but found that the other party had no response. She thought for three seconds and suddenly said: "Hei Yang is here."
"Huh? Where is Brother Heiyang!"
Hei Xiaolong jumped up suddenly and looked around: "Okay, okay, Snow Demon Girl, I admit that you took advantage of my weakness and even used my most admired brother Hei Yang to seduce me..."
Hongli: "..."
How should I put it, if this child is a girl, she must find a way to get rid of it...ahem, kick the opponent out, otherwise it will be too dangerous!
Taking a deep breath, Hongli shouted: "Black! Xiao! Dragon!"
"Huh? Ah!"
Hei Xiaolong trembled with fright, his eyes gradually returned to clarity, and then he saw Hong Li with dead eyes in front of him: "Ah, Sister Hong Li, it turns out it's really you!"
"Ah, who else could it be?"
Hongli crossed her arms: "Didn't you go find that crystal stone?"
"Oh, yes, that's right!"
Hei Xiaolong nodded, suddenly thought of something, and hurriedly made a silent gesture: "Shh, sister Hongli, don't speak too loudly, there is a big rhinoceros in the foundation stage there, it's very difficult to deal with!"
"Oh, there does seem to be one."
Hongli put up the awning with her hands and looked into the distance: "If you didn't tell me, I would have thought he was dead."
"No, he is guarding the crystal mine there. I am waiting for him to leave..."
Hei Xiaolong waved his hand: "Ah, in short, it will take a long, long time before I can leave. Sister Hongli, if you have nothing to do, you can go find my sister and the others to wait for me.
Well, ten days, give me ten days, I will definitely wait until he moves! "
"Stop joking, if I wait for you here for ten days, someone will die!"
Hong Li rolled her eyes and looked at Xiao Huo: "Well, if you try hard, Xiao Huo, you can fly me back now, otherwise the two of us should go back first.
Well, I am responsible for providing you with energy, and then you are responsible for waving the wings? "
small fire:"……"
Hongli: "..."
"Inappropriate!"*2
Hongli and Xiaohuo said in unison: "I'll be exhausted!"
"There's nothing we can do about it."
Hei Xiaolong spread his hands helplessly: "I also want to go back quickly, but the reality is in front of me..."
"Oh, but a mere foundation-building rhinoceros dares to block my way back?"
"Ah, Sister Hongli, do you want to..."
"Stop talking, you want that crystal, right? I'll get it for you right now!"
Hongli snorted coldly and walked towards the Chongshui Rhino with great courage, speaking fluently in the bestiality language common to snowy mountains: "Hey, that one over there!"
"hold head high?"
Heavy Water Rhino suddenly raised his head, looked at Hongli doubtfully, and subconsciously twitched his nose: "Hmm, the smell of old pigeons?"
"!"
Hongli paused: "Um, you know each other and have a good relationship?"
What’s bad, after committing the crime, the murderer not only did not flee the scene of the crime, but even brought the victim’s body to the victim!
