"Okay, Xiao Qi, you can come down now."
The middle-aged woman carefully smeared the mucus-removing liquid on the human group in front of her, silently counting the time in her heart, patted a child on the human group, and took him down.
"After you get out of the way, it will be Xiao Shiba."
"Mom, can I come down last?"
Xiao Shiba said coquettishly: "Uncle Heiyang has a very good smell. I want to smell it for a while."
"no!"
Hei Yang sat cross-legged on the ground expressionlessly, feeling like his head was big - in fact, there were indeed two children stuck to his head.
"Get down quickly and don't get close to me!"
Hei Yang snorted coldly: "I keep my body like jade, how can you be free to be dirty at will?
In addition, I am only sixteen this year, and I will be seventeen after my birthday this year. What do I call uncle! "
"Ah this...that...Xiaoyang..."
Hei Changhong, whose arms were glued to Hei Yang's, showed an awkward and offensive smile and muttered in a low voice.
"In terms of seniority, Xiao Shiba should really call you uncle. Don't look at me as being so much older than you. In fact, you should call me brother."
"A little bit?"
Hei Yangxian glanced at Hei Changhong: "Yi Diudi!"
"Ah, ahem..."
Hei Changhong continued to maintain an awkward and offensive smile: "Xiaoyang, I know you are resentful for being tricked by us, but we are all relatives, no, we are all family members.
Families should love each other for a lifetime and stick together for warmth when encountering any difficulties..."
"Yes, I already feel the warmth. Besides, rejecting moral kidnapping starts with me!"
Black Yang's face remained expressionless. He shook his body slightly, and the little kid on his body swayed back and forth, making a horrifying laugh.
Just like the breeze blowing through the crown of the tree, the leaves are flying and rustling...
Ahem...
Well, it doesn’t look like a broken leaf at all!
This scene is too mentally polluting, so you should stop thinking about it.
"Ah, this, that..."
"father--"
One little boy couldn't help shouting: "I want to pee!"
"Hold it, don't pee!"
Hei Yang looked at the little boy with a murderous look on his face: "If you dare to pee, I will do, like this, like that, haha, and then do this again! Do you understand!"
The little boy was startled. Not everyone is like Hongli, who is proficient in Black Yang Language to the tenth level.
Therefore, he did not understand [this, that, hey, and then this again! 】 What kind of torture, but this does not prevent him from using basic skills that children can use to fight back.
"Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow uncle is killing me wow wow!!!"
Hei Yang: "..."
Thanks, my head hurts again.
Oh, no, I can’t feel my head anymore, it doesn’t hurt anymore!
ha……
Ha ha……
Hahaha………
How could things have turned out like this?
What went wrong?
Hei Yang once again fell into painful reflection on life.
First, calm down, think about whether this kind of thing has happened in human history, summarize the experience and wisdom of previous people, and then use it...
What a hell of a summary!
Has such an outrageous situation ever occurred in human history? !
Hei Yang once again fell into the realization of why the world was born and how the universe exploded.
Just like the unity of heaven and man longed for by cultivators, understanding the essence of the great road, incarnating into heaven and earth but retaining the original intention, and having an empty and clear mind without distracting thoughts is for great wisdom, great freedom, and great realm...
To put it simply, Hei Yang gave up thinking.
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"Ah, thank you."
Zhang San picked up a bowl of water and drank it in one gulp. He wiped his mouth and looked at the young man named Heizhao who was leading the way: "Drinking a sip of hot water will make your whole body feel refreshed."
"Ah, you're welcome."
The black catcher showed a warm smile: "Because today is a special day, all the servants at home have a holiday..."
"This special day... is this the plan to capture our young master..."
Li Siyin had a sullen face, looking at Hei Yang who was not far away with a dull expression and lifeless eyes, with a look of unbearability.
"Hey, Lao Zhang, the young master is still being tortured there. Is it okay if we just sit here and drink water with peace of mind?"
Li Si couldn't help but said: "Look at the pitiful look on the young master's face, I almost want to cry..."
Look, his lips are trembling, he must be saying: Uncle Li, Uncle Zhang, rescue me from this hell!
But what about us, do we just watch? ! "
"Oh, but what can we do?"
Zhang San sighed and spread his hands helplessly: "You have also seen that the young master himself does not dare to move, for fear of hurting those children...
Huh, using children and old people to play tricks is really shameless to the extreme, disgusting, despicable, obscene and shameless! "
Zhang Sanyue became angry when he said this, and he snorted coldly: "Don't think that your surname is Hei, so that I can treat you respectfully. I, Zhang San, know the Hei family as a member of Master Mu Guang's family. The Hei family is the capital of the king. Don't scare me!
I have watched the young master grow up with my own eyes. If something happens to him, I will risk my life. I will, I will, ahem... Another bowl of water, thank you. "
"Ah, okay."
Hei Zai was stunned for a moment, then took the bowl, took another bowl of warm water and handed it to Zhang San: "The climate here is much drier than that of my hometown, and it is easy to get angry, so be careful..."
"Ah, Gududu, thank you!"
Zhang San wiped his mouth, nodded and thanked, and turned back to an angry face again: "So, even if... uh, where did I just say?"
"Even if I risk my life..."
Li Si reminded in a low voice: "It's time to talk about the rest..."
"oh oh!"
Zhang San nodded, with an angry look on his face: "Even if I risk my life, I... I will risk my life too!"
"?" "?"
A question mark slowly appeared on the heads of Li Si and Black Catcher.
"Why are you looking at me like that? What kind of expression is that!"
Zhang San shrank his head and blushed: "I drank some water in the middle and lost my emotions and forgot my words?!"
"..."
Li Si's face was filled with disdain, and he kept silent about everything.
"I'm really sorry..."
HeiZhao lowered his head: "We didn't intentionally let children and old people do this, but...
It's just that there are no young people in the family anymore, so we are the only ones left..."
"Um?"
Zhang San and Li Si stared at each other, and then looked at Heizhao: "What do you mean, there are no young people anymore, aren't you a young person?"
"my words……"
The black catcher lowered his head and whispered: "Actually, I am already thirty-one this year, but I am a bit young. Among my brothers and sisters, I am the eldest.
Therefore, I should also be called Uncle Heiyang. My father is the same generation as Uncle Heiyang.
Those grandparents are Uncle Heiyang's elders. Uncle Heiyang should call them uncles and aunts. "
"..."
"Wait a minute……"
Zhang San rubbed his eyebrows: "Just wait for me to calm down for a while, who is not an uncle, who is not the boss...
I don't understand this situation. I seem to be having a headache just like the young master. You wouldn't have given me sweat medicine in the water, would you? "
"Mongolian sweat medicine..."
Hei Zai muttered in a low voice: "It's a bit expensive. It's too wasteful to buy it. It's a waste of medicine and water..."
"Look, is this what you, a disciple of a big family, should say? You are too diligent and thrifty!"
Zhang San felt his head hurt even more: "Old Li, you are very clever. Please analyze it for me. What is the situation now?!"
