"Phew, finally clean."
Hei Yang moved his wrist and looked at the tomb that was razed to the ground in front of him. His whole body felt refreshed and he felt that the mountain pressing on his chest had finally been removed.
"The eyesore is finally gone!"
Hongli stretched out and pushed up her clothes: "Each of you go back to your home and find your own mother."
"go back?"
Hei Yang snorted softly: "I calculated with my fingers that the house must be filled with all kinds of relatives and friends at this time. If I go back now, I will definitely be caught asking questions."
"Well……"
Imagining that scene, Hongli couldn't help but shiver, with a funny expression on her face: "That makes sense, then where can we go?"
"Hmm, a certain restaurant?"
Hei Yang asked tentatively.
"No, the place has been renamed to some kind of Xianlai Tavern, announcing the end of my youth."
Hong Li snorted softly: "Besides, our seat was also occupied by that weasel, which is really unlucky!"
"Then tell me where to go and be lazy."
Hei Yang spread his hands: "You can't just sit on this grave, right?"
"Hey, hey, hey, pay attention to your words. What is a tomb? Whose tomb is it?"
Hong Li showed her dead fish eyes and pointed to the side: "Isn't this just an ordinary open space? It has never been used as a tomb, remember!"
"Indeed, I made a slip of the tongue!"
Hei Yang nodded seriously, but he couldn't help but think of the inscription on the tomb, and couldn't help but say: "Well, they want to bury us together."
"Hmm? Then what?"
Hong Li suddenly turned her head and stared at Hei Yang with squinted eyes: "What do you want to express?"
"Well, it's just...just like they said..."
Hei Yang pointed at Hongli, then at himself, and said suspiciously: "The two of us really look like what they said, do we have such a good relationship?
They all regard us as a couple. "
"How do I know that kind of thing?"
Hong Li said impatiently: "I've never been in love, how could I know what's going on? It's inexplicable!"
"Well, that makes sense."
Hei Yang nodded and stopped discussing this topic: "Having said that, the so-called immortal is fake, doesn't it mean that the option of becoming a disciple is gone?
After going around in a circle, I feel like I'm back to where I started, with no progress at all. "
"It's gone if it's gone."
Hong Li rolled her eyes: "We didn't want to practice seriously anyway, we were planning to let the spiritual chicken go.
Now, isn’t this situation just what we want? We don’t have to be forced to practice. "
"That's right..."
Hei Yang sighed: "But if we fail to embark on the path of cultivation, wouldn't we really have to be mortals for the rest of our lives, and we will lie in a coffin before we have time to enjoy the beauty of life..."
"Ah, that's right, just like ordinary people."
Hongli looked at the sky and murmured: "Just an ordinary childhood, an ordinary growth, an ordinary knot... ah...
In short, it is just the life of an ordinary person. If you think about it carefully, there is nothing wrong with it, right? "
"you are lying."
Hei Yang revealed ruthlessly: "That's not what you think at all."
"Hey, why don't you be so sharp!"
Hongli said angrily: "You act like you know me very well, which is really annoying. How come you can tell at a glance that I'm lying? Don't I want to lose face?"
"There's nothing you can do about it, you're so familiar, you can hardly hide anything in front of me, it's like you're not wearing any clothes..."
"Hey! Can you stop saying such things?"
Hongli took a breath: "At least you should treat me as a girl once in a while. That kind of thing is very impolite!"
"Sorry, after so many years, it has formed an instinctive memory of the body, just like subconsciously shrinking your hands after being scalded by hot water..."
"Don't add so many strange things to your instincts. When did you quietly carry out human evolution?"
"Isn't it the same for you?"
Hei Yang smiled contemptuously and turned to Hongli: "If I tell you a lie now, do you dare to say that you can't tell it right away?"
"That, that's different!"
"What's different?"
"Your lying skills are so bad that everyone can see it!"
"Ah, yes, yes, you continue to quibble, I'm listening."
"Who is making excuses? If I say it's different, it's just different!"
"Hey, you are starting to be unreasonable, aren't you? A large double standard scene?"
"What the hell..."
Hongli gritted her teeth: "You guys want to fight, right?"
"Bang, it's just red glass, you can destroy it with a snap of your fingers."
"Grass! (a plant)"
Hongli took a deep breath, calmed down, and looked at Hei Yang: "Hey, if you don't embark on the path of cultivation, will you stay in Five Color City forever?"
"ah?"
Hei Yang replied casually: "That's inevitable. It's so dangerous outside. If possible, I wouldn't even want to leave the house. What's wrong?"
"Nothing."
Hongli nodded: "That is to say, I can watch you slowly die of old age and appreciate your desperate expression as you approach death step by step.
Huh, don't say you're not afraid of death, don't think I don't know, although you don't know the reason, you are actually most afraid of death!
If I think about it this way, when I die of old age, there will be someone who is even more afraid, and I suddenly feel a lot more relaxed. "
"You damn...if you can't speak, just stop talking!"
Veins popped up on Hei Yang's forehead: "How do you know that you will definitely live longer than me?
If you die of old age first, then I'll just go to your grave and dance in the square! "
"What is square dancing?"
"A mysterious ritual that needs to be performed when one grows old."
"The Riddler, get out of the Colorful City!"
Hong Li snorted coldly and said disdainfully: "Hei Yang wants to live longer than me, he is really overestimating his abilities!"
"Hey, where do you get this inexplicable confidence? Are there people in the underworld or something?"
"I think you look like someone from the underworld!"
"Oh, each other."
"Are you still not convinced?"
Hongli raised her eyebrows: "Do you want to compare?"
"Who will live longer?"
"Hmm, don't you dare!"
"Oh, am I afraid of you?"
Hei Yang sneered: "You must know who you are challenging, and don't cry if you lose!"
"Good guy, if I lose, I will lie in the coffin and cry, right?"
"Well, that makes sense."
Hei Yang suddenly reacted: "Then what's the point of this competition? The loser will simply escape punishment!"
"Whoever loses, the loser will be punished by being danced on the grave, right?"
"It can't be done, it won't give me the pleasure of winning. After all, you're buried in the ground, and you can't pretend to be a dead body and shout 666 to me."
"Ji Ji Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai a lot of reasons."
Hong Li looked at Hei Yang suspiciously: "I said, are you too timid to compete?"
"Provoking me?"
Hei Yang's eyes widened: "Good guy, I'm going to do this. Okay, just compete, will I be afraid of you?"
"That's a deal?"
"That's a deal!"
The boy and girl folded their hands together and shouted at the same time: "Good brothers, let's go together, whoever goes to cultivate immortality is a dog!"
"Miss, miss!"
The servant of the Hong family ran over, out of breath: "Old, master, he is looking for you!"
"ah?"
Hong Li's hand was still holding Hei Yang's. When she saw someone coming, she subconsciously took it back as if she was electrocuted: "What, what's wrong, don't they know I'm digging a grave?"
"No, it's not!"
The servant calmed down and told a shocking news: "Young Master Hong Butian, your cousin, who is about to go to the Five Elements Sect, suddenly, suddenly lost all his martial arts and became a useless person. !”
"Ah, what does that have to do with me, wait..."
Hong Li's expression froze: "Could it be..."
"yes!"
The servant looked excited and said: "The eldest young master will definitely not be able to go, and besides the eldest young master, you are the most talented among the younger generation of our Hong family, and you also have the experience of exposing evil ways.
Therefore, the elders in the family are planning to give this opportunity to the Immortal Sect to you, Miss!
Hey, miss, are you very happy and excited? I was also shocked when I first heard the news! "
"Ah this, ah this, ah this..."
Hong Liren was dumbfounded: "I was also frightened. This, this is unreasonable!"
"Good guy, I'm just a good guy."
Hei Yang's expression was extremely exciting. He glanced at Hong Li, then at the servant, and couldn't help laughing: "Speaking of which, this is the person who suddenly broke in when we were talking last time.
Tsk tsk, your superb slap-in-the-face skills, this is the perfect timing to slap in the face.
Well, how should I put it, I think a talent like you should have a serious name! "
"Fuck! (expletive)"
Hong Li suddenly came back to her senses: "Why are you just saying sarcastic words? Hei Yang, please find a way to save me!"
