"This is Du Yongxiao!"
Since the beauty reached out to introduce herself, Du Yongxiao was also a gentleman and shook hands with her.
"Looking at the lady's appearance, are you coming to England to travel?" Du Yongxiao looked at her. She was a beauty, with an oval face, a beautiful nose, red lips, and phoenix eyes! Especially the rippling spring waves of the smiling phoenix eyes are mesmerizing.
"Yeah, I heard that Britain is very beautiful, so I came over to see it. Now I feel... that's the way it is. Hong Kong is better!" Jiang Ling'er smiled slightly, full of charm.
"What about you, what are you doing in England?"
Du Yongxiao shrugged: "Study."
"Oh, so you are a student, no wonder you look so young."
Du Yongxiao didn't explain, "You don't look very old either."
"I'm nineteen, and it's my first time to fly. I used to take a boat when traveling far away." Jiang Ling'er pursed her lips and smiled.
"Take a boat? It's great to take a boat. You can enjoy the scenery of the sea!"
"But there are pirates on the sea, I heard it's not safe!"
"It's not safe to fly on a plane, after all, there's such a big piece of iron flying around in the sky."
Seeing what Du Yongxiao said was interesting, Jiang Ling'er chuckled, "Yes, it seems that neither flying nor taking a boat is safe. But if I had to choose again, maybe next time I would choose to take a boat."
"Why?"
"Because those pirates were destroyed!"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah, haven't you heard?"
Du Yongxiao shook his head, "Not sure."
"I heard that a young hero commanded two fleets to destroy those pirates and killed them all!"
"So cruel?"
"You think it's cruel?" Jiang Ling'er looked at Du Yongxiao curiously.
Du Yongxiao nodded, "Yes, isn't it? After all, pirates are also human beings. Don't you think it's cruel to kill so many people?"
"No, I think it's great! Those pirates are all bad guys. I heard that they kill people and set fires, and they do all kinds of evil!" After Jiang Ling'er finished speaking, she looked at Du Yongxiao with her beautiful eyes and said, "If I meet that young hero, I will definitely do it." I will admire him so much, and maybe... I will even choose him as my boyfriend!"
Anyone under such circumstances and being "expressed his feelings" by a beautiful woman like this would not be able to help but reveal his identity and tell the beautiful woman that I am that young hero. Du Yongxiao shrugged his shoulders: "I don't like such a devil who kills so many people." , what’s the difference between a butcher?”
Jiang Ling'er was startled for a moment, and took a serious look at Du Yongxiao, with a hint of unnoticeable evil in her eyes. Just as she was about to speak, a ghost guy suddenly came over and spoke in jerky Chinese: "Miss Ling'er, is he harassing you? No, You don’t need to tell me, what I saw was that he was winking just now, and it was obvious that he was deliberately harassing and teasing you!”
Du Yongxiao looked up and saw that the ghost was tall, with brown hair, deep eye sockets, a high nose bridge, and a big beard, looking like a typical British sailor.
"No, Pluto, don't get me wrong, he is my new friend." Jiang Ling'er explained.
"I don't believe it! He is not a good person at first sight!" Pluto pointed at Du Yongxiao and said: "Look at his stag-headed eyes and glib tongue. I have seen many such men! They are vulgar, shameless, and very despicable! Yes, a Chinese man They are all vulgar and despicable!”
Before Du Yongxiao could retort, Pluto looked at Jiang Ling'er affectionately, "Miss Ling'er, although we have just met you, I am responsible for you! You are like a little angel, so pure and kind. , I don’t understand the thoughts of these bad men!”
Jiang Ling'er was sullen, "Pluto! Please don't be like this, okay? I'm not familiar with you either! You have no right to accuse me. Who do I make friends with, and I don't need your intervention!"
It turned out that the two met at the airport. Pluto was an old sailor and an experienced pick-up girl. He coveted Jiang Ling'er's beauty, so he followed closely behind her to show his attentiveness. According to his usual tricks, these Chinese girls were very fond of foreigners. As long as you talk sweetly, you can get her into bed, and then you can do whatever you want.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Linger hooked up with Du Yongxiao halfway, which made Pluto very angry.
Pluto was a little embarrassed by Jiang Ling'er's rebuke. He didn't dare to do anything to Jiang Ling'er, so he took out his anger on Du Yongxiao again.
Du Yongxiao shook his head and unfolded the newspaper again. Before he could read it, Pluto snatched the newspaper away and said, "Damn Chinaman, are you deliberately laughing at me? Are you ignoring me?"
Du Yongxiao shrugged, having nothing to say and too lazy to say.
Du Yongxiao's indifferent attitude once again made Pluto furious, "I want to duel with you! Yes! If you are a man, just stand up."
Du Yongxiao smiled and slowly stood up from his seat.
Pluto took a step back and made a fist gesture towards Du Yongxiao.
Du Yongxiao pursed his lips behind him. Pluto looked back and saw that it was the aircraft security personnel who heard the noise and came over.
Pluto pointed at Du Yongxiao's nose arrogantly: "You're lucky, Chinese dog! I'll deal with you later!"
Pluto was asked by security to go to his seat.
Jiang Ling'er once again apologized to Du Yongxiao, and said that she and Pluto had just met, and the two were not friends.
Du Yongxiao smiled and said nothing.
That ghost guy Pluto returned to his seat, still cursing and arrogant, thinking in his mind how to beat Du Yongxiao into a pig's head and how to get Jiang Ling'er into bed.
When the plane entered the atmosphere and shook, and everyone fastened their seat belts, he became more honest.
…
Time passed slowly.
Planes soar in the sky.
Ghost guy Pluto was lying on the chair making sow noises and snoring.
Other passengers also began to fall asleep.
Du Yongxiao was next to Jiang Ling'er. When he saw Jiang Ling'er sleeping soundly, he helped her cover her with a blanket.
At this time, Pluto, the ghost guy in front, woke up from peeing.
He scratched his neck, stood up from his seat, and wandered to the bathroom.
Du Yongxiao also stood up and walked over.
Behind him, Jiang Ling'er opened her eyes slightly, glanced at Du Yongxiao, then closed them secretly, with a sly smile on her lips.
Du Yongxiao walked to the dining car, but without seeing the stewardess, he took three cans of Coca-Cola, put a tablecloth around, wrapped the Coca-Cola, and shook it with great force.
The ghost guy Pluto whistled and entered the bathroom. Before he could turn around and close the door, Du Yongxiao rushed in——
"Damn, what are you doing?"
Without saying a word, Du Yongxiao picked up the "cloth hammer" and waved at Pluto's head!
Bang bang bang!
Pluto screamed loudly.
The sound of plane engines masked the screams.
Soon, Pluto collapsed to the ground with blood on his face.
Du Yongxiao threw away the "murder weapon", pulled Pluto up, and stuffed his head into the toilet! Press the switch————
Wow!
The toilet squeaks.
The end!
Du Yongxiao kicked the ghost guy Pluto hard in the butt again!
"Don't mess with me, or I'll beat you every time I see you!"
After saying that, Du Yongxiao washed his hands, took a tissue to wipe them with, and walked out of the bathroom.
When Du Yongxiao returned to his seat, Jiang Linger opened his eyes: "What have you been doing?"
"Chonglese!"
Du Yongxiao threw the tissue into the trash can.
(End of chapter)
