"What a big snake!"
Du Yongxiao closed his eyes and recalled the dream he had last night.
In the dream, he had a hand-to-hand fight with a big white snake. After several life and death battles, he finally pinned the big white snake under him and won a great victory.
Soon, Du Yongxiao woke up and felt like someone was possessing him and looking at him. His breath was sprayed on his face, making it itchy.
"Not good!" Du Yongxiao immediately opened his eyes.
"Depend on!"
But he saw Lei Luo looking at him with a smile.
"Are you awake, Axiao?" Lei Luo smiled very femininely, with a hooked nose, giving people a sinister feeling.
"Ah, Brother Luo, why are you here?" Du Yongxiao said, but he was busy tightening the quilt so that he seemed naked.
"Don't be afraid, I won't eat you!" Lei Luo said, reaching out and patting Du Yongxiao on the shoulder, "I treat you as a brother, what do you think of me?"
"Of course, boss."
"Really? Then you're screwed."
"How did it end?"
"You don't know yet? The rules of the martial arts world are that Gou Yisao must be castrated!"
"ah?"
"No, I kindly asked Chen Xijiu to send you back last night, but you took advantage of Xijiu to go out to play cards and fell in love with his woman! Lizhu, come in!"
"Yes, Brother Luo!"
A woman came in with a charming twist.
But I saw that she was wearing a tight-fitting cheongsam, which outlined her sexy figure, her skin was fair and tender enough to pinch water, her cheeks were charming, and her every move was as charming as smoke.
Du Yongxiao knew the other party, it was the beautiful woman Deng Lizhu whom he had met in a teahouse before.
"Are you...Ms. Deng?"
Deng Lizhu smiled charmingly, "Thankfully you still know me! Last night, oh, you were so bad---"
Du Yongxiao raised his hands and said, "I didn't mean it!" Then he looked at Lei Luo, "Brother Luo, what do you mean?"
"Don't you know what I mean? You fell in love with Xijiu, who is actually my woman. In other words, you are hooking up with your sister-in-law!"
"Please, don't accuse me of such a big crime!"
Lei Luo smiled proudly, turned around, walked to the table and sat down, "Even if I cheat on you, it's still a fact that I cheated on my woman! A Xiao, how can you return the favor?"
Du Yongxiao smiled bitterly, "You just want to buy more insurance. Since I promised you to help you get the title of Justice of the Peace, I will go all out."
"Okay! If you can do it, I will give you the Wan Chai Pier, and I will even give you this woman! But if you can't do it, don't blame me for being ruthless!" Lei Luo sneered, "Sister-in-law Gou alone, Let your reputation be ruined!"
Du Yongxiao nodded, "I will do as you say! Now do me a favor----"
"What to do?"
"Bring me my pants!"
Lei Luo curled his lips in disgust and said to Deng Lizhu, "Serve him!" After that, he turned and left.
Deng Lizhu bent down and picked up Du Yongxiao's trousers from the ground, hooked her fingers and said, "Do you want me to help you put them on?"
"Brother Luo is outside, and you still say such things?" Du Yongxiao wrapped himself in a quilt, grabbed his pants, and put them on inside.
Deng Lizhu sat next to him boredly and reached out to touch Du Yongxiao's face, but Du Yongxiao stepped away.
"You dislike me? Do you think I'm dirty?"
"No way!"
"Even so!" Deng Lizhu suddenly laughed again, "I didn't know that this person was so crazy last night. Not only did he not think I was dirty, but he kept calling me my little baby ---"
"Did you hear that correctly?" Du Yongxiao put on his clothes, "I call our cats and dogs all babies."
Deng Lizhu curled her lips: "Quiet!"
Du Yongxiao put on his shoes: "To tell the truth, why don't you feel ashamed at all? It seems very honorable to be taken advantage of!"
"What's the point? Brother Luo used me to perform a beauty trap. You fell into the trap. I didn't do anything wrong."
"You did nothing wrong? Aren't you afraid that Brother Luo will dislike you?"
"Not afraid."
"Why?"
"Because of you!" Deng Lizhu took Du Yongxiao's arm and said, "You are handsome and capable. I plan to follow you!"
"No, if Brother Luo knew, I wouldn't be able to explain it with a hundred words."
"You don't need to explain clearly, I will be yours from now on. I plan to betray Brother Luo. I will do whatever you ask me to do!" Deng Lizhu looked at Du Yongxiao with a look of infatuation.
Du Yongxiao broke away from her hand, "Do you really want to do this?"
"Um!"
"Well, prove it."
"how to prove?"
"I'll ask Brother Luo to come in later and you can beat him up."
"Ah, I can't beat him!"
"It's a sneak attack. He's not on guard! If you see the vase, hit him on the head!"
Deng Lizhu rolled her eyes: "Just treat it as a human being, okay?"
"Cho, I knew you couldn't do it! You're betraying him and spying on me!"
"Now that you know, you still ask?"
"It's acting, I'll cooperate with you!"
"Match it!"
Du Yongxiao was too lazy to talk to Deng Lizhu, so he dressed and walked outside. When he opened the door, he saw Lei Luo smoking at the door.
Du Yongxiao walked over and said, "Brother Luo, this woman is nice. She was considerate and gentle to me just now, and she even told my handsome boy that she would betray you."
Deng Lizhu happened to hear these words when she came out, and her beautiful eyes widened with anger.
Lei Luo smiled and said: "Women are very fickle. If you like Axiao, I will let her follow you in the future!"
"No, a gentleman doesn't take away what he loves!" Du Yongxiao said, "Brother Luo, I'd better leave him by your side. If you need me, I'll come over and be gentle. Do you mind?"
Lei Luo felt his head green and smiled awkwardly: "How could it be? Oh, by the way, how are you going to help me? Being a Justice of the Peace is not that easy!"
Du Yongxiao counted with his fingers, "There are three days left for the nomination?"
"Yeah, time is running out!"
"Brother Luo, are you afraid of pain?"
"What's the meaning?"
"I mean, you have to hold it in!"
After saying that, Du Yongxiao punched Lei Luo in the left eye.
"Push to the street!" Lei Luo shouted, covering his eyes.
Chen Xijiu heard the sound and rushed over, "Du Yongxiao, what are you doing? You dare to attack Brother Luo, don't you want to live anymore?!"
Deng Lizhu also covered her mouth with a look of surprise.
Lei Luo never expected that Du Yongxiao, a bastard, would attack without saying hello, which made him cry in pain.
"Going to the street, what are you doing?"
"I'm helping you!"
"Help me, I'm going blind!"
"That's right! What you need now is not to seek revenge from me, but to quickly gather people and hold a press conference!"
After Du Yongxiao finished speaking, he came over.
Lei Luo took a step back in fright.
"Don't be afraid, I won't hit you!" Du Yongxiao said.
Chen Xijiu felt that this scene was very strange.
Deng Lizhu was almost suffocated. Lei Luo had always been her idol, but now---
"Brother Luo, you will give a speech on stage later and strive to become a political celebrity!"
"Hong, you mother! Do you think it's so easy to become famous?"
"It didn't work before, but it works now!" Du Yongxiao said word by word, "The topic later will be: Inspector Lei was beaten by a group of people, and he couldn't fight back when he was beaten or scolded!"
"If someone criticizes me, what's the reason?"
"Because you advocated the abolition of Qing laws, especially polygamy!"
