"Zhongli of the Han Dynasty fell down and hugged the pot with his heart in his arms; Lu Dongbin, who was drunk and carried the pot, was extremely powerful!"
At the Eight Immortals Restaurant, the 50-year-old Master Fu was shirtless and smeared with lard, rehearsing his famous stunt "The Drunken Eight Immortals" for everyone.
Master Fu used to be from the Jianghu area, with a family background and prefix. Later, when he got older, he came ashore from the Jianghu area and opened the Eight Immortals Restaurant.
At the beginning, in order to attract business, he performed the "Drunken Eight Immortals" boxing technique for free to customers who came to eat.
As the restaurant business gets better and better, and he gets older, he rarely takes the initiative to perform martial arts for guests.
But today is different.
This floor of the restaurant was booked, and important people were invited to come over for dinner.
The first to arrive was Yan Xiong, one of the four detectives, followed by Bodhisattva Quan, the military and police boss, and Da Koujiu, the fire chief.
The stomping of any one of these three people can make Jiulong tremble, not to mention that Master Fu has now gone ashore to do serious business, and he dare not offend these three people.
Master Fu performed very hard and was covered in lard. He was in his fifties and was still kicking and punching carp on the ground.
"Han Xiangzi, grab your wrist, hit your chest, and get drunk and play the flute!"
"I like this!" Dakoujiu shouted, "Especially when you are drunk, it feels so good to blow it!"
"Uncle Cao Guo, the immortal toasts and locks the throat!"
"This depends on the power of the Bodhisattva. He likes to be choked by his wife the most!" Dakoujiu said sarcastically. Read the book
Bodhisattva Quan was sitting at the table drinking tea. Hearing this, he frowned and said, "Dakoujiu, no one will think you are mute if you don't speak!"
"I'm joking! You two are silent, I'll brighten the mood." Da Koujiu looked at Yan Xiong with a smile: "Master Yan, to be honest, what's going on tonight?"
Yan Xiong watched Master Fu's performance, clapped his hands, and said, "How do I know about Master Fu's post?"
Da Koujiu was impatient and said to Master Fu: "Old Fu, don't fight the carp here, be careful of your waist! If you are really serious, you can eat coals and drink oil. If it doesn't work, you will have your chest broken. Dashi—I’ll support you!”
Master Fu stopped his performance in embarrassment and looked at Yan Xiong: "This——"
Yan Xiong took out a handkerchief and handed it to him to wipe his sweat: "Ignore him, he has a bad mouth!"
Just as Dakoujiu was about to speak, he heard a knock on the door, dong dong dong!
Are there any guests arriving? !
Could it be that Master Fu is here?
Yan Xiong didn't care about teasing Da Koujiu, and was about to get up and go forward, when the door opened with a creak -
"Detective Yan, why are you here?"
"Brother Ninth, Brother Quan, are you here too?"
Three people came in, and they were Ji Shichang, Zhou Jinrong, and Ye Wenju, the three major detectives of Yau Jian Wang.
"You three—" Yan Xiong pointed at them.
"The three of us received an invitation from Master Yan and have to come?"
"Really?" It was Dakoujiu who said this, "What a coincidence. What's the point of the six of us getting together? It's stormy tonight, with lightning and thunder. If someone drops a bomb, Let’s just finish it all!”
One sentence instantly silenced everyone.
The atmosphere seemed extremely strange.
Bang bang bang!
Suddenly someone applauded outside.
"Brother Ninth, what you said is wrong! Who dares to throw a bomb inside? Even if someone dares, I, the owner, won't allow it!"
Such a familiar voice.
Pretty guy?
Yan Xiong and the others looked at each other in shock.
The door creaked, and Du Yongxiao, dressed in white, came in from the outside.
Du Yongxiao looked at the six people who were stunned. He took off his hat and bowed to everyone like a gentleman: "Sorry, did I surprise you? There is no way. Master Fu suddenly had something to do and couldn't come. As a junior, I had to greet everyone on his behalf. !」
"Young handsome boy, Xiao, don't act here anymore! As long as you have a little brain, you will know that you must be the one pretending to spread the name of Master Fu!" Yan Xiong said angrily.
"Yes, you despicable, shameless and dirty street boy! I know best who you are. Last time you almost made me -" Ji
Shichang pointed at Du Yongxiao, his eyes almost splitting.
The other two detectives shared the same hatred and glared at Du Yongxiao.
Dakoujiu looked at the scene in front of him curiously, wondering what Du Yongxiao was up to.
Bodhisattva Quan was also confused. He didn't understand why Du Yongxiao did this?
"Master Yan, calm down, everyone! I know I have offended you before, so I specially prepared a banquet to apologize to you today!" Du Yongxiao said with a smile, "Master Fu, let people prepare the dishes!"
"Good!"
Master Fu had put on his clothes and was about to turn around when Yan Xiong said, "No need! You are my subordinate, and I will be very cruel to you. Pretty Xiao, we won't eat your meal either. If you have anything to say, just say it." !」
Du Yongxiao hugged Yan Xiong and said, "Master Yan, you still understand me!"
Yan Xiong's mouth twitched and he snorted coldly.
Others looked at Du Yongxiao to see what he was doing.
"Here's the thing!" Du Yongxiao got straight to the point, "Everyone must be aware that the monthly fee will be doubled this month, and there are not many days left. Mr. Fu is very worried about this, so in order to reduce everyone's burden, he specially appointed me to do this for everyone. Alleviating worries and troubleshooting - in the area under your jurisdiction, plainclothes, military and police, including fire fighters, all fees will be collected directly by me from now on, so I won't trouble you anymore!"
"What did you say?"
"That's unreasonable!"
Ji Shichang, Zhou Jinrong and Ye Wenju were furious.
Yan Xiong said even more sinisterly: "Du Yongxiao, do you know what you just said? Destroy people's wealth and kill their parents! You, a mere detective from Nathan Road, want to take down Yau Tsim Mong in one fell swoop? You really don't know whether to live or die!"
Cave!
A thunder fell outside.
The earth shook.
"Don't say that the three of them won't agree. I, Yan Xiong, won't agree, and even Dakoujiu and Bodhisattva Quan won't agree!"
"Yes, pretty boy Xiao, I was very optimistic about you originally, but I didn't expect you to be so ambitious! You even dared to take over our firefighting fees!" Dakoujiu said in a serious tone.
Du Yongxiao looked at Bodhisattva Quan.
"Don't look at me, I can't save you!" Bodhisattva is nicknamed Bodhisattva, but he is not a real living Bodhisattva. Anyone who dares to touch him will not be saved.
Yan Xiong saw that Du Yongxiao was alone and became the target of public criticism, and his heart was filled with joy for the first time.
"You know, pretty boy Xiao, don't say that all of us are bullying you! There are more people than us. There are six times as many of us outside as you, and you can see the people inside!"
Yan Xiong approached Du Yongxiao, looked at him closely, and said with a smile: "Of course, I am not the kind of heartless person! You used to cheat on me, it doesn't matter, I, the Lord, have a lot to forgive you! No matter before I forgive you, ——"
Snapped!
Yan Xiong slapped Du Yongxiao in the face and said with a ferocious smile: "Let you have a long memory first!"
This slap was so hard that it built up Yan Xiong's greatest resentment and caused the corners of Du Yongxiao's mouth to bleed.
"Well done!" Ji Shichang applauded, "Street boy, now you know how good we are, right?"
Others also looked excited.
Facing the extremely arrogant Yan Xiong, Du Yongxiao licked the blood from the corner of his mouth and said with a smile: "Master Yan, your slap is really powerful! I like it!"
