"It hurts me so much!"
Li Kui, who was lying on the ground, rubbed his stomach and shouted in pain. Hearing his loud voice, he knew he would not die.
"As expected, he is an experienced fighter. Come on, let's fight the hero boxing again!"
Lu Zhishen became interested in the Hero Boxing. It was rare for anyone to be able to withstand his punch, so he was ready to play with Li Kui.
"No fight! No fight! You are such a powerful monk! I won't fight!"
Li Kui quickly got up from the ground and waved his hands to stop fighting. The punch just now almost knocked him over. His stomach still hurts now. If he hits him again, he may be beaten to death by the great monk.
"If you can take a punch from Sajia without getting hurt, you are considered a person!"
Lu Zhishen looked at Li Kui with a smile. He knew the punch he had just made best. Few people in the world could withstand a full blow. Looking at Li Kui's lively appearance, it seemed that nothing happened.
"Who are you, a great monk, and why are you so powerful with your fists?"
Li Kui rubbed his aching belly and looked at Lu Zhishen and asked. He has liked to show off his courage and fight since he was a child. Fighting and being beaten are commonplace. He has never seen such a cruel fist.
"Lu Zhishen of the Sa family, Liang Shanbo now takes the second place!"
Lu Zhishen smiled and introduced himself.
"Second place? Then I lost unjustly. I lost first to the eldest brother Sun Lei, and then to the second brother. Then I will take the third place!"
Li Kui laughed again after hearing this.
"Bah, the third spot is held by the second brother, how dare you, a black man, sit on it?"
When Jiao Ting saw Li Kui speaking such arrogant words, he pointed at him and said.
"Who are you, a green onion, a braised egg, and you can't beat me? Do you have the right to speak?"
Li Kui was furious when he saw that Jiao Ting had no hair, eyebrows or beard and dared to scold him.
"Grandpa just came to Liangshan, and now he is sitting in the last position. If you don't accept it, you black boy, come and try!"
Jiao Ting jumped out. If Li Kui wanted to compete for the seat, he would naturally have to be the last one to guard the place. Letting his brothers take action would be overkill.
"Brother, this big black man has a lot of brute strength, and he's a bit interesting to watch."
Lin Chong smiled and said to Sun Lei, although Li Kui is a layman, he is rare for being ferocious and rough-skinned.
"He's just a reckless man who doesn't understand anything."
Sun Lei shook his head.
"Sajia is really interesting to watch. This dark man has rough skin and thick flesh, and he is very experienced in beatings!"
Lu Zhishen also spoke.
"This guy has a simple mind, well-developed limbs, rough skin and thick flesh, just like a wild boar in the forest. He is unreasonable and even dares to bump into a tiger if he gets angry!"
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When Sun Lei saw Lu Zhishen's interest, he suddenly had an idea. It was difficult for a reckless man like Li Kui to surrender. It seemed good to ask Lu Zhishen to help him become a monk. Forcing Li Kui to recite Buddhist scriptures for a few years might change his murderous personality.
"Sajia looks at it too!"
Lu Zhishen said with a smile, the Haohan Quan is not something that normal people can think of.
"Brother, do you want to take in this black man?"
Ruan Xiaoqi asked, and Sun Lei seemed to have this meaning in his words.
"It's not safe for such a person to be placed at the bottom of the mountain. If he kills the general, he will definitely hurt innocent people. It's better to keep him. He is just a big wild boar. He will have to lie down and act as a watchdog when he reaches Liangshan Mountain."
Sun Lei smiled and said.
"With my brothers here, this black guy is still not honest!"
Ruan Xiaoqi smiled and cupped his fists.
On the other side, Jiao Ting was already standing in front of Li Kui.
"You are the worst, get out of here, I won't sit in the last seat, let the one in front come!"
Li Kui waved his hand and told Jiao Ting to go down. He wanted to compete for the top spot.
"My brothers on the mountain are all very capable, how dare you, a black thing, compete with them for the top spot? If you can't pass my level, you may not even be able to get up to the mountain gate!"
Jiao Ting said while blocking her.
"I see you looking for a fight!"
Li Kui was furious. He was the only one who beat people in Yishui County. How could anyone dare to offend him? He had just been beaten twice when he arrived near Liangshanbo today and lost his face. Now, even the lowest-ranking person dares to challenge him. How can he endure this? If he loses again, how can he stand up?
Li Kui took three steps and two steps at a time, getting close first and preparing to hit Jiao Ting.
"Well done!"
Jiao Ting grabbed Li Kui's arm with both hands and used his strength to lean on his side. With a pull and a push, Li Kui jumped and fell heavily to the ground.
"Is Liangshan like a dragon's pond and a tiger's den? How come everyone is so good and now I can't win even the last one?"
Li Kui thought about it and realized that this was not an option. If he continued like this, he would make a fool of himself if he failed to commit suicide.
"Why don't you get up and fight again?"
Jiao Ting smiled and thanked his brothers who applauded, then looked at Li Kui on the ground and said.
"Look at grandpa jumping on you!"
Seeing that he couldn't win with fists and kicks, Li Kui jumped up and prepared to pounce on Jiao Ting, hugging him closely and beating him.
Jiao Ting didn't wait for Li Kui to pounce, he stepped forward and kicked Li Kui in the ribs. Li Kui fell heavily to the ground again, this time he was really smashed. His head was buzzing and his eyes were spinning. It took a long time to recover. "
"Do you still want to fight?"
Jiao Ting looked at Li Kui and said with a smile.
"No fight, no fight. It's really strange that I didn't read the almanac when I went out. I, Tieniu, was invincible in the whole county in Yishui. How come I can't defeat anyone in Liangshan Po?"
Li Kui sat on the ground and complained.
"You black guy really want to go to Liangshan?"
Sun Lei asked looking at Li Kui on the ground.
"Brother, I really admire my brother. I'm here to get along with you. It's just because I'm not good at it!"
Li Kui nodded.
"I think you just want to find a big mountain to live in, right?"
Sun Lei saw through Li Kui's little thoughts at a glance. On the one hand, Li Kui admired him. On the one hand, he had gotten into trouble in Yishui and had nowhere to go, so he really wanted to find a big village to take refuge in.
"My brother is famous all over the world and is a first-rate hero. If I, Tieniu, want to vote for me, I will naturally vote for him like this!"
Li Kui said that after he got into trouble, he originally wanted to flee south to avoid the trouble, but on the way he suddenly heard that Sun Lei, the Monkey King, had returned from Liangshanbo, and he happened to meet Zhu Gui who had returned to his hometown to pick up his family papers. The idea of going to Liangshan came up.
"Do you know my Liangshan rules?"
Sun Lei looked at Li Kui and asked.
"Be loyal to your brother and listen to your orders without hesitation!"
Li Kui said.
No one could refute these words. Although this flattery did not answer the question, it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it.
"No, the people we gather in Liangshanbo are heroes. They do chivalrous and righteous things. They never kill innocent people indiscriminately, and they never bully good people. They pay attention to the rough roads and draw their swords to help. If you want to go to Liangshan, you may become such a hero. ?”
Sun Lei looked at Li Kui and asked.
"You can do it! You can do it! I, Tieniu, can do it! I, Tieniu, also want to be a hero, but those guys don't look down on me, Tieniu!"
After hearing this, Li Kui immediately knelt down and worshiped Sun Lei. He also had a dream of being a hero, but unfortunately no one ever regarded him as a hero.
"In that case, I will accept you up the mountain. If you do anything that goes against the behavior of a hero in the future, you will not be able to escape this family law!"
Sun Lei looked at Li Kui who was kneeling and said, "It's hard to tell good from evil for a fool like Li Kui. The biggest problem is that his temper is really disliked by others, and he doesn't have anyone to guide him seriously. He does things in a hazy way and becomes someone else's." He didn't even know the knife in his hand.
"Tieniu pays homage to all brothers!"
Li Kui was overjoyed and knelt down in front of everyone. In his opinion, he couldn't even defeat Jiao Ting, who was at the bottom of Liangshan, so it was not a shame to worship everyone as his brother.
"Today the Zhu Fu family has returned, and they have gained a new member. It's worth celebrating. Let's go. We won't come back until we get drunk tonight!"
Sun Lei laughed and greeted everyone back to Liangshan for a banquet.
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