"Okay, let's sworn sworn friends now!"
Lu Zhishen pointed at the incense table and greeted.
"Wait a minute, sworn sworn brothers must be brothers, right?"
Sun Lei stopped Lu Zhishen and said.
"Master is the oldest, so he is naturally the elder brother!"
Lin Chong nodded and felt that Sun Lei was right. Since they were sworn brothers, they had to be brothers, and they could be called brothers in the future. He raised his hand to Lu Zhishen and recognized his eldest brother.
"You're my older brother? Then when I go fishing for a tortoise in the Bian River, don't I want to be my ancestor?"
Sun Lei quit. If he were to be classified according to his age, he would be the younger brother. This was not acceptable. He was the man who wanted to be the talker of Water Margin. How could he be called an elder brother?
"The older you are, the older you are. What's the problem with that?"
Lu Zhishen glared at Sun Lei and said.
"How can heroes in the world be ranked according to their seniority? If you want to be a brother, you have to rely on your ability?"
Sun Lei glared back unceremoniously.
"Brother Sun's words make sense. People in the world are ranked based on their ability and reputation."
Lin Chong knew a little about things in Jianghu and nodded in agreement with Sun Lei's words.
"Then the three of us will compete!"
Lu Zhishen reached out and took the Zen staff leaning on the side.
"Okay, if the three of us fight, the yard will be demolished."
Sun Lei was not afraid. It was not his own home anyway. If it was demolished, he would demolish it and let Lin Chong spend money to build it again.
"Two uncles, please be merciful, this yard is too small, why not try another one!"
Seeing Lin Chong's unconcerned expression, as if he wanted to agree to demolish the house, Zhang immediately advised him that the yard was not worth much, demolishing it and rebuilding it would be a trivial matter. The Kaifeng Prefecture will investigate and deal with it, and the trouble will be big by then.
"Master, take a rest for a moment. Let's go to the martial arts field. Wherever there is a wide space, we can also display our martial arts!"
When Lin Chong heard his wife's words, he also realized that the yard was too small for the three of them to perform, so he started to persuade Lu Zhishen.
"Don't be so troublesome. Master Lu can't beat me. Aren't you tired after fighting for a whole day and a night? I'm going to Qinghefang in the afternoon to watch the song and dance of the beauties of the Jin Kingdom!"
But Sun Lei didn't want to go to any martial arts field. That place must be outside the city, and it would be a waste of time to go back and forth.
"Compete with others, and the one who wins will be my brother!"
Sun Lei suggested.
"No, you have so many tricks up your sleeve, the Sa family won't be fooled!"
Lu Zhishen didn't dare anymore. He knew Sun Lei. He was definitely not as good as Sun Lei compared to others. Wouldn't he be called Sun Lei's brother?
"Better than what you're best at."
Seeing that Lu Zhishen was not fooled, Sun Lei smiled seductively.
"First tell me what you want to compete with, and then Sajia will see if it works or not!"
Lu Zhishen looked at Sun Lei warily, not being fooled at all.
"Alas, this person is getting harder and harder to deceive."
Sun Lei spread his hands helplessly and said, which made Lu Zhishen look proud after hearing this.
"Let's compare our strength. Aren't you the strongest?"
Sun Lei thought for a while and finally said.
"Okay, it's a deal! Haha!"
Lu Zhishen laughed and agreed directly. He was not afraid of anyone in this strength competition, and even ten Sun Lei were no match for him. After saying that, he rolled up his sleeves and prepared to find a heavy object to compete with.
"Brother Sun, I'm afraid you are going to lose."
Lin Chong looked at Sun Lei's body, shook his head and said, he is the instructor of the Forbidden Army and specializes in training soldiers. He can estimate the strength just by looking at his physique.
"Uncle, how can you compare with the master in terms of strength?"
Mrs. Zhang also shook her head and said that she was not optimistic that Sun Lei could surpass Lu Zhishen in terms of strength.
"Brother, tell me, what are you lifting? I think the stone table is too light. Let's just pull out a tree."
Lu Zhishen searched around the yard but couldn't find a suitable heavy object, and finally pointed to a tree and said.
"Haha, master is going to uproot the weeping poplar tree again?"
Lin Chong said with a smile.
"Brother Lin, why don't you try it first?"
Lu Zhishen smiled proudly.
"Brother, although I have some strength, I still can't pull out this tree, so I have to admit defeat!"
Lin Chong immediately admitted defeat and called his brother.
"Brother, come and try!"
Lu Zhishen nodded with satisfaction, and finally looked at Sun Lei. Yesterday, he pulled up the weeping willows, but Sun Lei looked disdainful. Today, he wants Sun Lei to look good.
"It's just a tree. It doesn't matter. Someone can pull it up. It's better than what no one can do."
Sun Lei glanced at the thick-waisted poplar tree and said.
"No one can do it? As long as we compare our strength, Sajia can do everything that others can do!"
Lu Zhishen said confidently.
"Well, try lifting yourself up."
Sun Lei said with a smile.
"Lift yourself up?"
Lu Zhishen and Lin Chong were both stunned after hearing this. Lu Zhishen reached out and grabbed it, and then said angrily.
"How can you lift yourself up by yourself!"
Lu Zhishen wanted to catch Sun Lei. He thought Sun Lei was deliberately making things difficult for him.
"What if I did it?"
Sun Lei flashed and said.
"Even if you do it, you won't be considered a winner. You must be cheating again!"
Lu Zhishen started to cheat. When he knew that he couldn't do it, he was sure that he had fallen into Sun Lei's plan. Sun Lei dared to say that he could definitely do it.
"Sister-in-law, are you witnessing this? Is your face thicker than the walls of Tokyo?"
Sun Lei pointed at Mr. Zhang who was watching everything from the side. Today he was going to put Lu Zhishen up so that he couldn't get off the stage. He also accepted the great monk and asked him to call him brother from now on.
Lu Zhishen's dark face showed a rare blush. It didn't matter if he cheated in front of Sun Lei and Lin Chong, but he couldn't cheat in front of Zhang.
"Sajia wants to see how you lift yourself up!"
Lu Zhishen didn't answer, and said hummingly.
"I'm also curious, how can this person lift himself up?"
Lin Chong also became interested, and Zhang beside him also watched Sun Lei's performance curiously.
"Watch it!"
Sun Lei took a bundle of ropes from the weapons rack in the yard, dismantled a wheel and cut out a slot to use as a pulley, fixed the wheel on the tree, tied one end of the rope to his belt, threw the other end over the wheel and locked it in the slot, and pulled The rope left the ground.
"How about it? This is the power of the mind. When you are an elder brother, you must have a mind. This is called learning without prioritization, and the master is the teacher!"
Sun Lei looked at Lu Zhishen below with a proud smile and said.
"It's so true!"
Lin Chong looked at Sun Lei in surprise. He didn't expect that it was so simple to lift himself up. He had never thought of it.
"Be clever, be clever, don't use ropes if you can, don't hang on the branches!"
Lu Zhishen said unconvinced.
"Tch, you are stupid, then if you have the ability to pull out the tree, don't use your hands or feet, bite it with your mouth!"
Seeing that Lu Zhishen was trying to cheat, Sun Lei pointed at him and said.
"Sister-in-law, to be fair, did I win?"
Sun Lei looked at Mrs. Zhang and asked. The three of them were sworn to speak, so naturally they were not qualified to speak impartially. Mrs. Zhang who was witnessing it was just right.
"Although it was a bit tricky, uncle did win!"
Mrs. Zhang nodded and said.
"How's it going? Are you convinced? Call me brother!"
Sun Lei inserted a piece of lit incense into the incense burner. As an elder brother, he naturally had to be the first incense stick.
"elder brother……"
Lu Zhishen stared at Sun Lei, saying "brother" for a long time but still didn't come out.
"elder brother!"
In the end, Lu Zhishen had no choice but to shout reluctantly.
"Hey! Good brother! Haha!"
Sun Lei became very proud.
"elder brother!"
Lin Chong also gave a wry smile and called him brother. He was not in the habit of cheating, but it was a bit hard to call someone much younger than him brother.
